Tilea’s Worries – Chapter 28

Chapter 28 – “Family discussions are important, aren’t they.” (Opening)

Hmm, hmm♪ Noow then, shall I give it my all as well, today!

Entering the kitchen, I began the cooking preparation. Because of various disturbances recently, I haven’t been able to concentrate on cooking. It’s about time that I really get into it, hey?

Today I’m planning on making harusame soup. It was a dish that was everywhere in my old life, but it took a lot of effort to reproduce it in this world. For the soup I’m using sesame and shiitake, as well as chopped egg and chopped spring onions. For the noodles, I’m going to boil ijizukisoh, which is similar to the texture of harusame.

I immediately jumped straight into the recipe. The movements were already set in my mind. All I need to do later is check the temperature, humidity, whether or not the ingredients are still okay, and flavour it based on that.

And then fifteen minutes after I began cooking…

It’s finished. Yup. The vapour from the sesame and shiitake really whets your appetite. Seems good. After this, Dad just needs to prepare for the main dishes and today’s preparations are done, but Dad still hadn’t come to the kitchen yet.

That’s weird. Even though Dad’s always silently working here before more…

I stopped the fire on the soup, and headed to my parents’ room to call Dad. Their room is just at the end of the hallway, when you leave the kitchen. Our house isn’t particularly big, so I immediately arrived. When I opened the door, I called out to Dad.

“Dad? If we don’t hurry up and prepare…”

“Tilea, huh. Give me a moment.”

Mn? It’s not only Dad here, but Mum too. Mum was sitting on a chair with her head hanging.

What’s wrong?

Mum always has a cheerful and kind smile on, but right now she looks so sad. Mum’s hands and legs were trembling, and she was pale.

“Mum, did something happen?”

“…It’s nothing.”

Although Mum said that, something definitely happened. The tone of her voice wasn’t normal. It was like she was in terror from being cornered by a devil or something.

I walked to her side, and peered in on her face.

“Really, what happened? Is there something you’re worried about? If there’s anything I can do, just tell me. When I see you hurting like this, it hurts me too, Mum.”

“Tilea… Mum is sorry for worrying you. You really are such a good girl.”

Moved to tears, Mum gently patted me on the head.

It’s my first time seeing her like this. I want to help her. But no matter how many times I asked about what was going on, Mum would only say “It’s okay.” and wouldn’t tell me why she was down. What do I do to help her…

I turned my gaze to Dad to have him explain.

“Tilea, there’s nothing to worry about. Sera’s just a little tired.”

“What do you mean?”

“Sera, you’re worrying Tilea too. I’ll explain what’s going on. It’s not big deal, Sera, it’s just a misunderstanding. So don’t look so serious.”

“Y-, You’re right. Thinking about it carefully, we have to tell Tilea too, don’t we.”

Mum fixed her sitting posture and looked at me with grave eyes. Seeing her expression… Yeah, it seems like something incredibly heavy. I gulped, and waited for Mum to start.

“I-, Is Timu out?”

“Mn, she’s out. Apparently she’s playing with Niel.”

“I-, I see.”

When Mum realised that Timu wasn’t here, she let out a long sigh and looked relieved. Uh, she seems kind of vigilant against Timu.

Why…?

“Mum, did something happen with Timu?”

“…Hasn’t that girl been strange recently?”

“Aahh. So that’s what it is. Mum, don’t worry about it so much. Timu is in a kind of rebellious phase right now.”

I see. So Mum’s been worried about Timu’s behaviour lately. Chuuni syndrome is like a kind of disease that affects people in puberty. As long you don’t aggravate it, it isn’t a problem. I’ll be watching over Timu in that respect, so it’s all good.

Phew~ Mum was making such a serious face that I got a little scared. I’m a pro when it comes to chuunibyou, so leave it to me.

“Right, right? So you think so too, Tilea. Sera’s just worrying too much. A bigger problem is that weird clothing you wore the other day!”

“Uu, give that baaack, Dad. It looked so good too…”

“Idiot! You think I’ll let my young daughter wear such a shameless outfit! Honestly, you’re too defenceless. If some strange guy started flirting with you…”

Dad mumbled in complaint. It seems that it’s true that fathers dote on their daughters. Even though Dad is a complete cooking nut and usually never meddles with us.

Huhu, Daddy. Are you a tsundere? It’s true that the two of us are exceptionally cute. In particular, Timu is like an angel when she puts on the maid outfit. I super understand Dad’s feelings.

Dad, don’t worry. I feel the same way. If any strange bugs start making moves on Timu, I’ll punish them with my iron fists. After that, Dad and I continued to noisily argue about what would be good if not a maid outfit.

*imouto*

“It’s not something AS SIMPLE AS A REBELLIOUS PHASEEEEE!”

“M-, Mum?”

While Dad and I were talking about silly things, Mum suddenly screamed in grief. Her expression was just as heartbroken as before. Even though I explained Timu’s situation, it looks like she wouldn’t understand.

“W-, When I look at that girl, I shudder. It’s like somebody else switched place with my daughter… T-, That definitely isn’t my child.”

“Sera, that’s not something that you should say!”

“You’re right, Mum. I’ll feel bad for Timu.”

“You and Tilea don’t understand a thing. You two are cooking idiots, and I mean that in a good way, so you haven’t realised it.”

Mum spoke with a sigh. It’s true that when Dad and I get passionate about cooking, we start to lose sight of things. But not when it comes to Timu. She’s my precious family after all.

“Mum, it’s fine, honest. Timu’s behaviour is just something temporary.”

“What the heck do you mean ‘cooking idiot’. I’m the head of this household. Of course I know what’s going on with my family. You’re tired, Sera.”

“…Hu, hu, then tell me. Do you know what that girl said to me? Do you know what that girl really is?”

“Cut it out already! Timu is our daughter, and Tilea’s younger sister. She’s a precious member of our family!”

“It’s just like Dad says. Mum, what’s wrong? Timu is our precious family. Didn’t you adore Timu as well, Mum!”

“Tilea, listen to me. That girl is a demon. THE REAL TIMU’S BEEN KILLED BY THE DEMONS! WAHHHHHHHHHH!”

Tears started falling from her face as she sobbed.

By ‘demon’…

Oh crap. Seems like Mum heard Timu’s chuuni talk.

“Mum, you’re wrong. You see, Timu, right now she’s playing pretend, and acting like she’s a chosen one, a demon. That’s all it is!”

Hic-, hic-, and you know what else? What do you think that girl said to me? When I called her by her name, she said “I’ll kill you.” you know. Hic-, she said that only special beings were allowed to call her by that name!”

“Wha-!? Wha-!? Wha-!?”

“And you know? Hic-, hii-, t-, that girl told me “Call me Camilla.” and that she would be leaving the house soon, and until then she could play the part of my family. Hic-, hii-, a-, and SHE WOULDN’T TAKEE MY LIFE UNTIL THEEEEEEN!”

“WHAAAAAAT!?”

To think that Timu said such outrageous things to Mum…

It felt my heart was going to break from the reality of all this. Timu is a chuunibyou, so it can’t be helped that she pretends to be the demon Camilla. As one of the few people who knows about chuunibyou, I thought I needed to be understanding of her…

I was naive. Timu’s been using chuunibyou to act violently towards her family. Not with physical violence this time, but verbal violence. I thought Timu reflected when I spanked her that day.
But I was wrong. Because Timu was afraid of being spanked, she just changed her target from me to Mum.

Oh my god…

It’s a shock. And I now have a reason to spank her again.

“Mum, leave Timu to me.”

“You can’t! Tilea, you’ll be killed!”

Heh? Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mum, what are you saying?

I was stunned by Mum’s words. Was that some joke? ――Doesn’t look like it. Mum was completely serious when she was talking about a little sister killing her older sister. From Mum’s expression, I was keenly aware of how serious she was being.

Eh!? Serious!?

Mum’s feeling really cornered then. I see. I get it now. There’s no such word as chuunibyou in this world. There isn’t any news or counseling either. It’s not surprising that Mum thought Timu was like another person after having such cruel words spat at her.

Aah, when my chuunibyou was really bad in my last life, my parents must have thought of me the same way, huh? After all, my parents went to counseling and the hospital. My parents from my last life might have thought I was a different person as well.

My old Mum and Dad. I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. I didn’t realise. There’s no parents who don’t love their children.

After having that kind of thing said to her, Mum must have come to that conclusion after lot’s and lot’s of agonising in order to make sense of it all. Timu was a good girl before she came down with chuunibyou, so it must have worried Mum even more.

“Mum, Dad, leave this to me. I’ll definitely, definitely fix this. For now, I’ll try having a talk with Timu after she comes back from playing with Niel.”

“Tilea, that man is dangerous too! You can’t go near him!”

S-, Sorry? Pervert(Nielsen) is dangerous? Well, I guess in a certain sense, perverts are dangerous, but…

Hah-!? It can’t be!

“Mum, it can’t be that Niel said something too?”

“H-, He said that if I was rude, he would kill me.”

Okay. He’s dead. Even though I’ve been paying him so much attention, that bastard!

Pervert(Nielsen)’s death penalty is already set, but what do I do about Timu? No, there’s no time to worry about this. Even while I’m standing here, Mum’s love for Timu is disappearing. That would be a tragic end for both Mum and Timu.

Timu, this is for your sake. This time I’m going all out with your spanking. I can’t always be the kind older sister. In order to discipline my cute little sister, I’ve decided to put on the mask of a hannya.


It should really be Sarah, but in this world filled with so many weird made-up names, it felt a little odd to have such a super average name in there. And well, Sera is basically the same name anyway, so no worries I guess.


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Using “volunteer work” as an excuse for non-translations is spitting on the face of the community

ScreenShot051By editor, can I take this to mean WhiteSamurai? Honestly, if it is him, I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest. I’ve only ever heard bad things about him, from forcing his “method” of MTL-ing onto people, to simply being an arrogant, pretentious prick.

Today I can apparently add sewage-tier work ethic to that.

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Nowhere in the multiverse will you find somebody who would call that joke a translation. Let’s call it what it is―fanfiction. It uses another franchises’ character and tells an original story with it.

Honestly, if the author knew what a joke was being done with the English ‘translation’ these days, he’d probably be puking in disgust.

Bad translations are one thing. You can forgive people for making mistakes since we’re all amateurs and learners, but showing absolutely no sign of even fixing these chapters after a reader corrects it for them? It might sound ironic coming from me, but that kind of arrogance and disrespect for the series is just astounding and nauseating.

Honestly, when I started complaining a few weeks ago I didn’t want to be this harsh, but seeing one of my favourite series being turned into a joke worse than Mushoku Tensei translations is really starting to sicken me.

Somebody decent needs to become the project manager of this series if things are ever going to get any better.

Anallord – The After Years

Preface

If you guys are reading the LN and ever become depressed about the fate of Arche or her sisters, or perhaps simply despair over the fact that you will never experience rapemaster Shalltear, feel free to return here because I’ll be reposting this as a page under ‘そのほか~(Other Stuff)’.

Excerpts from Overlord Second Half – Chapter 14 (Web Novel)

“Br… ain…. was it?” (Ainz)

“Yes!”

“There is just a little something I would like to ask, but… do you know of the Empire noble girl, Arche? For the sin of invading Nazarick, she was captured and given to Shalltear.”

“…!”

“What’s the matter?”

Ainz noticed the difficult expression on Brain’s face.

“I ordered Shalltear not to harm her so there is no mistaking that she is alive, but… Do you know something?”

“Ah-, hah… I certainly… do know, but…”

“What is it?”

“…Ah, no… Um, how do I say this… umm… well…”

“Brain, answer me. Tell me everything you know about Arche without hiding.”

“Yes! I don’t know the details, but that girl is Shalltear-sama’s pet and… I saw her, umm…. by Shalltear-sama’s orders she… ummm… how do I say this… comforted, herself, perhaps I should say…”

“…? …! …I see…”

“Yes. I was ordered by Shalltear-sama to watch, so… umm…”

“Ah, that’s enough. I asked to something difficult to speak about, didn’t I. I understand…”

*imouto*

………………………

*imouto*

“In the past, I handed you a human girl, didn’t I Shalltear. Arche. A use for her has come up, so I would like to meet her.” (Ainz)

“Arche… Aah, that dog, yes?”

Shalltear gave a satisfied smile. She looked like she was having fun from the bottom of her heart, and wanted to show off to Ainz. That childish part of her was making its appearance.

“Just as you ordered, I never gave her a single wound. Even when that girl cried and screamed and begged for me to ‘take it’, I never took her chastity, and what’s more I gradually increased the size of her tail so that I wouldn’t hurt her. Her training is just about done and she’s just about complete, so I’ve been able to have a lot of fun!”

The strength escaped Ainz.
But he couldn’t scold Shalltear. The former comrade that had created Shalltear, Peroroncino, was to blame for everything. And when he handed Arche over to her, this kind of future was possible. In fact, it was Ainz’ fault for cutting off Shalltear that time.

“…No, that isn’t what I wanted to ask about… By use, I meant her experience… no, rather, I wanted to borrow her knowledge on nobles, you see… …Is she still able to think?”

Ainz asked that timidly, and Shalltear’s face spasmed just a little. Seeing this, Ainz’ expression cramped as well.

“…T-, There shouldn’t be any problem. Probably…”

“…I see… Then bring her here. There is a little something I would like to ask her.”

“Understood!”

Shalltear frantically left the room with her vampire brides. Ainz crossed gazes with Brain again, and then they both looked away.
Although they didn’t mean to listen in, Shalltear’s flustered voice could be heard from the other room.

“Bring the dog here! Take out her tail!”

“――And her dirtiness?”

“Toss her in the bath and give her the minimum cleaning! Immediately! Ainz-sama is waiting!”

“Wh-, What shall we do about the clothing?”

“…Ahh! It’s true that she hasn’t been wearing any. Just prepare something!”

“Should we shorten it if the size doesn’t fit?”

“There isn’t the time for that. Clothing with magic should fit. Bring that here!”

“Then will your western clothing do, Shalltear-sama?”

“It can’t be helped! More importantly, hurry!”

*imouto*

………………………

*imouto*

“Come in.” (Shalltear)

Following Shalltear’s reply, a girl came into the room.
She was wearing a gothic dress, but Ainz remembered her face.

Arche Eeb Rile Furt.

Her previous stiff expression was a little looser, her cheeks were dyed red, and her eyes were moist, but she looked almost the same as that time.
Seeing her perfectly healthy, Ainz felt satisfied.
He had promised that she would not be hurt, and he had kept that promise.
The circular discolouration around her neck was on his mind, but it didn’t seem to be an injury, so he tried his best to ignore it.

When Arche entered the room, she made a beeline to Shalltear. She then kneeled at her feet. No, speaking accurately, it was closer to grovelling at her feet. Those movements had been terribly practised, and seemed completely natural to her.
Shalltear casually lifted her legs and placed them on top of Arche.
Fuwahh
A sound that was both a voice and a breath escaped Arche’s lips.
Next, Shalltear stretched out a finger, thrust it into Arche’s mouth, and pulled out her tongue before toying with it with her fingers. Arche moved her tongue in response, and licked Shalltear as she covered those fingers in clear saliva.

What was terrifying was the fact that the two of them had seemed to move unconsciously. Shalltear had been looking at Ainz the whole time after all, and Arche was responding to the movement of Shalltear’s fingers extremely naturally.
They were natural movements, like spinning your pacer between your fingers while sitting in class.

“…Peroroncino. The scene you dreamed of is right here. Or rather… I’m creeped out.”

“What about Perorocino-sama?”

Shalltear removed her fingers from Arche’s mouth, and a silver bridge ran between them. Arche’s tongue moved regretfully, before returning to her mouth.

“No, nothing but… Arche Eeb Rile Furt. I have something to ask you.”

“…Yes, Great Master.”

“Great Master? …Well, that’s fine. Do you have any experience in attending a ball sponsored by the Emperor?”

“I d not. However, although the scale was different, I have attended balls before.”

“I see. Then teach me the manners and other knowledge necessary.”

Arche stared at Ainz. And then she opened her mouth.

“Great Master… I understand. In exchange, I have a wish.”

Shalltear’s fingers smoothly reached to Arche’s jaw, and raised it to peer in on her face. Arche’s cheeks blushed red, and her tongue stuck out a little, but Shalltear’s actions were not what Arche hoped for.

“A dog like you has a wish to ask of Ainz-sama? How displeasing.”

“It’s fine, Shalltear. Work should be paid with something of equivalence. Even if they are only a dog, you see.”

“…Goodness, what kindness. As expected of Ainz-sama.”

Moved, Shalltear’s eyes became moist. Ainz removed his gaze from her, and looked at Arche.

“You may speak your wish. As it will only be something of equivalence, some things will be impossible though.”

“Understood. Then, my wish is to have Shalltear-sama take my chastity.”

“…”

Ainz stuck his fingers into his ears to check if there was anything stuck in there. Following that, he let out a huge sigh.

“…Are you truly fine with that?”

Arche nodded up and down. Understanding this, Ainz wanted to droop his shoulders.

“…Do as you wish…”

Overlord Second Half – Chapter 20 (Web Novel)

Arche Eeb Rile Furt.

She had felt how close death was when she worked as an adventurer; as a Worker.
For example, when co-workers she had talked to died while killing monsters together with her.
It was particular strong when the encounter had been unexpected.
Even so, the reason that she wouldn’t stop adventuring was because there was no occupation more profitable.

She earned money while battling against the fear of death each day.
Although she could feel her spirit wearing down, the reason she continued to fight even so was due to her concern for the future of her younger sisters.
Even though she had experienced her bones being broken, her arms being torn off, her guts spilling out of her body, she had continued to fight on. Even so, she couldn’t bear that.

Arche recalled that scene.

It was one of her companions, Roberdyck.
A man who was an extremely well-tempered priest, and who loved sweet things.
She knew that he had often eaten sweet food while they were in the Imperial Capital. On the other hand, he never ate a single thing during their adventures, and she had once asked him about it. She remembered well his lonely smile when he said that he had his own reason for it.
The place that she had been taken was this room with him in it.

No, would it even be appropriate to call him Roberdyck?
What was in front of her was a ball of meat.

A pink meatball. A lump of raw meat with a raw smelling red liquid running here and there.
On top of that lump sat Roberdyck’s head. His eyes were dull, and he didn’t seem to be conscious. Even so──he was alive.
Even as a meatball with neither arm nor leg.

And Arche saw this. She was made to see.
She saw the maid gnawing at the meatball.
No, using the word maid for such a repulsive monster would be rude. It was simply a monster in a maid outfit.

And then Arche heard. She was made to hear.
She heard Roberdyck’s screams. The screams he made while in the painful form of a meatball.

His flesh was bitten off, his blood was drained, and then with recovery magic he was healed once again. It repeated again and again, this scene that made even torture seem comfortable by compare.
It repeated again and again, that scene where he writhed in agony.
As an adventurer, Arche had felt the presence of death again and again. However, even so, she had not once imagined being kept alive in such a form and being eaten like this.
When she realised that this was what was to become of her in the very next moment, she wept, she retched, and then she soiled herself.

Her heart was broken.
Any thought of resistance broken beyond repair.

Arche recalled those times when she had clung to those disgusting, but pleasurable sensations.
And she knew that this was the best method to live as long as possible.
It was true that perhaps she hated that lifestyle.
Even so, she would hate to become a meatball even more. It was still easier to accept life as a pet.
She knew full well that her monster of a master saw her as a plaything. It was because of this that she was allowed a chance to cling to life.

As long as she remained a fun, amusing toy, she would neither be destroyed nor abandoned.
She was aware that she was toadying up to her master.

If her master told her to “Lick.”, she would lick absolutely anything. She had known that licking could be used sexually, but even as a girl with no experience with men, never had she imagined that she would be licking a member of the same sex. Even so, she licked it with a smile.
If her master told her to “Do it.”, she would do absolutely anything.
Although she had almost never ‘comforted’ herself, even so, it was impossible to say that she had never tried it. But, she had never before done so beneath the gaze of so many. Even so, she did it with a smile.

And each time that her master smiled with enjoyment, Arche sensed that she was alive.
It was around that time that all these things she was supposed to have hated became delightful to her.

Her master Shalltear had returned home for the first time in a while, and tossed clothes before Arche.
They were proper clothes. Clothes that one would normally wear outside, unlike the clothes that lay bare her chest and groin.
A confused expression rose to Arche’s face, and still on all fours, she looked up at her master.
Arche was ordinarily forbidden from wearing clothing in her master’s ‘burial room’. Her normal outfit consisted of nothing but animal ears and a tail.
The times when she was allowed to wear clothing were──

“Hurry and wear them.”

Her master’s words awoke her from her recollections, and she frantically started to change.
Although her master’s attitude showed no signs of anger, her mood was as fickle as mountain weather, and Arche learned well from her days here that the thunder came with little notice.
Arche had witnessed many times the broken bodies of vampire brides during Shalltear’s displeasure.
Afraid of harming her master’s mood, Arche hurriedly grabbed the clothing.
She could tell that the outfit was terribly well-made, and even the fabric was of high quality. However, Arche was not surprised. Everything in this Great Tomb of Nazarick was of greater quality than in the world Arche had lived in.
It was quite likely that clothing deemed astronomically expensive in the outside world would be of fairly lower quality here.

(No… Isn’t that wrong?)

Arche kept her frown to a level that would not offend her master.
Now that she was putting them on, she felt that the quality of the clothing was comparable to her master’s.

(Could it be…)

Arche dimly sensed the reason she was being allowed to wear such clothing.
Although it was slightly difficult to put on underwear with the tail in, Arche finished dressing.

“Good. Now come with me.”

After turning around, Shalltear began to walk. Naturally, Arche followed behind.
After teleporting a few times, they arrived at Nazarick’s 9th floor.

Arche stifled a cry of surprise.
She had seen this luxury just once before, but even so she couldn’t conceal her wonder.
In her school days she had once been inside the Imperial Castle but even that could not reach the feet of this room.
Furthermore, those monsters that guarded the teleport gate…
They were owners of unfathomable strength, and she felt that they could kill somebody like her with only one strike.

“We are going.”

With that short phrase, her master began walking again, and the monsters all bowed at once.
That was simply how powerful her master was. Arche looked at Shalltear’s back, and saw the small figure of a girl. It was unthinkable that this figure possessed an astronomical strength.
However──
Arche’s body trembled.
In Nazarick, in this Demon Lord’s Castle, her master ranked amongst the top powers. She had come to know that strength during her escape, but even the strength demonstrated during that time was nothing but play for Shalltear.

A smile appeared on Arche’s face. It was the usual smile that she used to toady up.

They did nothing but walk down the highway, and after passing a few insect guards with inhumanly large weapons, the door to their destination came into sight. One either side of the door stood at attention an insectile guard.
Arche knew whose room this was.
It was only recently that she had come to this room to teach dance lessons.

Her master straightened her back before knocking on the door. Of course, Arche also straightened her back before her master needed to tell her to do so, and did her very best to avoid discourtesy.
This room belonged to the ruler of this Demon King Castle. If they felt that Arche was being impolite, Arche would immediately be killed.

They informed the maid that had appeared from inside the room of their arrival.
After that they waited for a while, but there was nothing to talk about while they waited. They simply stood there in silence.
It was at times like this that made Arche feel the difference in status. No matter how much Arche toadied up to her, in the end she was simply a pet, and would never be something to converse with.
The door eventually opened.
Her master stepped inside, and Arche followed behind her. Although there was a smile on her face, inside she was terrified.
If she ever incurred their displeasure, her fate would be determined right there. And furthermore, the owner of this room was the Demon King who ruled over these monsters. If she was ever discourteous, a fate worse than Roberdyck would await her.
While frantically making use of the etiquette she had learned as a noble, and keeping things to a polite level, she surveyed the room.
From a glance, inside the room were──

Arche covered her stiff expression with her smile.
Arche had learned the identifies of the people here as part of her training. No, perhaps it would be more accurate to say that a vampire man had taught her by chance.
He had neither any sign of hostility towards her, not the feeling of contempt towards her that the other residents of Nazarick had. He had this sense of looking at her from a distance, you could say.
In Nazarick, the only other people who felt like this were the Lizardmen she occasionally saw in the distance.

His attitude could even have been called gentle, and he carefully taught her as though having failed these once himself.
He taught her of those who were absolutely not to be angered, as well as those who could easily destroy a country by themselves, and held such power that the ignorant would take as a joke. Those beings were――

The dark elf, Aura.
The insect warrior, Cocytus.
And the one who seemed to be slowly circling behind her, her master, the vampire Shalltear.

――these three beings.

They ran their gazes over her entirety without a trace of warmth, and she was assaulted by a fear that seemed to shake her very core. However, she imagined the pleasure that would probably await her after this, and frantically tried to overwrite that fear. Although the tail in her butt was ticklish, there was no way she could show it.

“Ainz-sama, tHE GirL HAs ArRivED.”

The hard and clattering voice sounded like something inhuman was forcing itself to speak, and with those words, a chair moved with a creak.
The large chair had been facing away from Arche, and because the back of the chair was large as well, Arche hadn’t noticed; when the chair turned, the one who turned to face her was the lord of the Great Tomb of Nazarick.

Arche’s toadying face froze.
He was a man who seemed to be a Demon King──a man who learned dance lessons, and engendered an unforgettable fear. A monster who had destroyed her party.
Atop the man’s lap sat a pair of lovely, doll-like twins.
They were children that Arche would never forget. Treasures buried in the depths of her broken heart.
When she saw them──

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Arche roared.
She knew that something had risen from the depths of her heart with unbelievable vigour, and now filled her entirely.
Her broken heart had been completely turned into a slave’s, but now a flame had been lit within.
Arche threw out an arm to fire magic at Ainz──

──and had a katana thrust her throat, a whip held towards her, and thin fingers clamped around her head from behind.

“Shall I kill her?”

Shalltear had asked plainly, with fingers clamped tightly around Arche’s head. Considering her incredible power, it would be a simple matter to crush Arche’s head like an egg.

“FoOL. WiTH uS HEre, it IS ImpoSSIblE FOR yoU to toUCh AInz-SAma.”

With his katana still thrust at her neck, Cocytus informed her in his inhuman voice. He could probably lop off her head quicker than she could blink.

“Yeah, yeah. We won’t give you the time to use magic, you know.”

Although Aura showed an innocent smile, Arche had heard that Aura was strong enough to tear her to shreds with simply the shockwaves from a swing of that whip.

She knew that it was impossible to do a thing in front of these three beings. They were on another level.
And she knew that even without these three,it was impossible for her to inflict even a little pain on this King of Death. Had that been possible, not a single one of her companions would have died, and she wouldn’t be here either.
She had done something foolish. Arche knew this, but could say it with certainty――
With death as the best case, and becoming a meatball like Roberdyck as the worst- no, considering what she did this time, the latter was much too possible, but even so, Arche could throw out her chest and say it with certainty――

That even if she knew how cruel a future awaited her, if she met with the same situation again, she would still do the same.

Arche glared at Ainz with strength in her eyes.
She caught the monsters moving unhappily in her vision when they saw her do so. Even so, she wouldn’t stop.
It was her last shred of pride. Though that pride was already full of cracks, and liable to break at any moment.

“It is fine. Shalltear, Aura, Cocytus. Release Arche.”

“Yes!”

They raised cries of surprise together, and removed their weapons from Arche. Although the fingers on her head were the last to move, they too parted from Arche.
Even when people were resolved to die, when death hung right before their noses, that ‘resolve’ was something that weakened.
Arche forced strength into her trembling, spasming legs. Wiping away the tears in her eyes, she glared at Ainz who was looking at her precious sisters.
A tremendous mana surged towards her and caused her to be nauseous, but desperately endured even so.

“I see… So you know them after all, huh?”

Arche was at a loss. Should she reply honestly? But now that she had shown such a reaction, there was no longer any merit in hiding it.

“…My younger sisters.”

“Hmm… I see… Now then, what to do.”

Why had this King of Death taken them hostage?
Her common sense couldn’t understand. It was a simple matter to have Arche obey their commands. She could imagine any reason to go out of the way to bring her sisters here.
But considering the subtle nuance in Ainz’ words, she now knew that her sisters had simply been brought here by chance, and she then felt irritation at her own stupidity.
She really should have played dumb after all.

Tears blurred her vision.
The terror that rose from the depths of her heart was unimaginable.
It would still be better if the two were allowed to live as pets. If they were turned into balls of meat like Roderdyck, just what would she do? Just how would she kill them?

While Arche was envisioning the worst possible future, a plain voice rang through the room.

“Speaking of which… I was supposed to reward you, wasn’t I. Because I went with Shalltear, your wish from that time still hasn’t been granted, right? Then let me ask you, will you still make the same wish as before?”

Arche felt like the atmosphere changed.
For the first moment, she couldn’t understand the monster’s aim.
The meaning of his words wasn’t registering, and Arche couldn’t form words.
In the next moment, she understood the question, but even so she couldn’t speak. She recalled the many tales where devils would grant a warped wish.
If in the end he sneered, “I was just asking for fun” then Arche’s heart would surely break. That possibility was just too terrifying.
But while Arche was riddled with anxiety, Ainz questioned her again.

“Come. Say it. …I am a surprisingly honest man. As long as it is possible, I shall grant you your wish. Only, it would be difficult to allow you outisde at present. It would exceed the benefits I gave gained from you, you see.”

She realised she could do nothing but gamble on his words. If she stayed silent any long, the chance of displeasing the people in this room was extremely high. In particular, her master would react as such.
Because of that, as though praying to God, Arche opened her mouth.

“Then please return my sisters safely!”

“…Are you truly fine with that?”

Arche was about to immediately reply that it was, but she couldn’t say a thing.
She forced her mind to spin faster than it ever had, and frantically thought. It was true that this monster kept his promises. Even the fact that she was alive was thanks to Roberdyck’s wish. The result was certainly bad, but even so, it wasn’t the worst.
Then, although this was just a guess, as long as she didn’t wish for anything too displeasing, he would probably grant it to her.
This wish was extremely important. Just how would it be possible for her sisters, and she herself, find happiness?──in that moment, it felt like Arche could see the light.

“The three of us…”

Was there any mistake? She kept asking herself this. There truly was but once chance after all.

“I would like us, while maintaining our happiness… to have permission to live here. Not with magic, or illusions.”

“…Are you truly fine with that wish?”

Hearing the same question again, although Arche was afraid, she moved her head up and down.

“…Happiness is too abstract, and will be difficult to grant. Wishes such as being granted youth again, or being granted immortality would be easier to understand.”

Ainz’ gaze shifted from Arche to the ceiling. Arche didn’t say a thing. She had already thrown the ball, and it was no longer in her court, after all.

“Aura. You did say that you were going to build a loghouse on your floor, didn’t you.”

“Yes! I am building one.”

“Being these girls there. Give them food and their other needs. And naturally, guarantee their safety. In the end I will be taking your toy away, but do you mind, Shalltear?”

“Of course, not at all. All the toys I have belong to you as well, Ainz-sama.”

“Arche Eeb Rile Furt. Enough food, a place to sleep, and safety. That’s plenty happy enough, is it not?”

Arche was stunned.
She couldn’t believe what was being offered to her. To her current mindset, it was the same as being granted stars or gold.
But realising that the Undead King was awaiting her reply, she worked her throat.

“…Yes. I believe that is happiness.”

It probably couldn’t be helped that she was wondering if there was some catch. But Ainz moved his gaze away from her, as though having already lost interest.

“I see. Then let us go with that. Now then, Aura. Guide them to the 6th floor. And worry not. These two have only been put to sleep with magic. In time they will awaken. …Just one more thing, Arche. When you work for me, there will be a fitting reward. Know that even releasing you and your sisters may be fine.”

Arche bowed deeply. Although she held unease and doubt about the situation that she had suddenly been granted, even so, the warmth of the sisters in her hand was real.

Aura and Arche. And the two sleeping sisters. They left the room, and had Cocytus followed, leaving behind only Ainz and Shalltear.
Ainz felt an inquisitive gaze many times, before Shalltear finally asked him a question.

“Was that… fine, Ainz-sama?”

He didn’t know how to reply. Ainz tried to figure out what she meant to ask, but in the end it was bothersome, so he asked a question back.

“…Mn? What? Do you regret letting go of your toy?”

“No, that is not what I mean. As I stated earlier, all of my belongings are your belongings, Ainz-sama. Only, is it fine to forgive a human who spat at you, Ainz-sama?”

“…It’s the truth that I said I would grant her wish, and moreover, although we do have Fluder, that ability is… And that girl’s knowledge will also be useful. Did we not understand that quite well during the ball? That’s how it is.”

Ainz leant back against the chair, and turned a cold gaze towards Shalltear. That mouth was cursed into a chilly and wicked smile.
According to what the younger sisters had said, Arche was a former noble of the empire, as well as an alumni of the Magic Academy. In that case, her value from now on would be high as well. [removed]

“Those sisters were an unexpectedly good catch. That much… Yes, she loves her sisters that much that she was prepared to fight me. They will make good hostages.”

“It is exactly as you say. As expected of Ainz-sama.”

Although Ainz acted calm as he listened to Shalltear’s praise, Ainz frowned.

*imouto*

[Left out the remaining few paragraphs.]

[I’m leaving out a few bits in this section in case they spoil the LN too much. It’ll feel a bit incomplete, but all mentions of Arche will be included, and the missing parts will mostly be about their future plans.]

Anallord – Arche web novel Shalltear best ending (NOW WITH CONTEXT)

“…Mm, the smell of sweat…”

Not being able to keep one’s body clean was part and parcel of the worker’s life for Arche. This was true for all workers, adventurers, travellers, and anyone who spent time moving around outside. Even if they got dirty, the appropriate response would be “So what?”

However, she still felt deeply ashamed at being told this by a girl who was younger and more beautiful than her.

The girl’s face left Arche’s neck. A feeling of revulsion swept up over Arche as she looked into those crimson eyes. Within those eyes burned a lust for the female body, stained with the same carnal desire that men possessed for women.

“When we reach home, shall we shower first of all?”

“――!”

Arche wanted to respond, but instead all she felt was surprise – surprise at the fact that her body had been immobilized. It was as though those crimson pupils had stolen away her soul. And at last, Arche realised the true identity of the girl.

Not a human――but a vampire.

“After that…” the girl started, before drawing her face towards Arche’s, and slipping her tongue past her lips to lightly lick at Arche’s cheeks. “…Salty.”

The girl laughed in satisfaction, and Arche’s heart creaked with despair.

The girl simply laughed harder.

Her lips split apart to her ears. The red of her irises spread to engulf their respective eyeballs.

With a cracking sound, she opened her mouth. What had once been neat, pearly white teeth were now things that made people think of medical syringes, in multiple rows like those of a shark. That pink and obscene oral opening shone with a slimy light, and transparent drool spilled from its corners.

A terror from the depths of Arche’s heart, rose to envelop her completely.

“AHAHAHAHAHA. THAAAAT’S RIIIIGGGGHTTT. I’M GOING TO MEEEESSSS UP YOUR HEEEAD WITH SOOOO MUCH PLEASURE YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO THIIIIINK STRAIIIIGHT. JUST HOOOOOOW LONG WILL IT TAKKKKE UNTIL YOU BEGGGG FOR IT YOUUUURSELLLFFFF, I WONDERRRRR!”

Arche’s mind lost hold on consciousness in the face of the laughing monster that reeked of blood.

The last thing that went through her mind was the faces of her two sisters waiting for her.

“HMMMMMM? FAINTED ALLLLREAAAADYYYYY? WELLLLLLLL THEEEEEN, WHEN YOU WAKE UP WE’LLL HAVEEE SOMEEE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

*imouto*

………………………

*imouto*

“Now then, how is that woman? I did promise to hurt her as little as possible after all.”

“That woman… You mean Arche-chan, yes? Right now I’m in the middle of giving her a tail.”

“Tail…? Did you turn her into a lycanthrope or the like?”

Did there exist some method to turn people into the beastmen, lycanthropes? Wondering this, Ainz had asked Shalltear about it.

“No, ana-…”

“Enough.”

Ainz immediately cut off Shalltear’s reply.

“However, Ainz-sama. Please allow me to ask this much.”

“What is it?”

Although Ainz was getting a terribly bad feeling about this, it would not do to refuse her. Listening to one’s subordinates was the duty of a good ruler.

“You ordered us to hurt her as little as possible. However, …just taking her virginity would be fine, yes?”

“――PERORONCINOOO!”


I’m not even making this up.

Ainz yelled the name of his old comrade. Hearing the name of her creator being shouted had sent Shalltear into a fluster. Ainz’ agitation immediately settled, and he returned to his calm state.

“…My apologies. I got a little excited. …Let’s see, I did hand her over to you, so that was my mistake… Well, hm, I think you had better not.”

“Then would it be all right if that girl herself begged for me to take it? Or will you be taking it instead, Ainz-sama?”

Various thoughts such as ‘Like I fucking know!’ or ‘It’s her fault for intruding on Nazarick!’ appeared in Ainz’ mind, but in the end, Ainz convinced himself that as long as both parties consented, there was no problem.

“…If you haven’t used magic or threatened her into it, and she then tells you that she wants you to take it… I suppose it’s fine?”

“Understood. Well then, in order for her to say so, I shall slowly enjoy myself.”

“I see. …If you can enjoy yourself, then that’s good.”

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“Now then, how is that woman? I did promise to hurt her as little as possible after all.”

“That woman… You mean Arche-chan, yes? Right now I’m in the middle of giving her a tail.”

“Tail…? Did you turn her into a lycanthrope or the like?”

Did there exist some method to turn people into the beastmen, lycanthropes? Wondering this, Ainz had asked Shalltear about it.

“No, ana-…”

“Enough.”

Ainz immediately cut off Shalltear’s reply.

“However, Ainz-sama. Please allow me to ask this much.”

“What is it?”

Although Ainz was getting a terribly bad feeling about this, it would not do to refuse her. Listening to one’s subordinates was the duty of a good ruler.

“You ordered us to hurt her as little as possible. However, …just taking her virginity would be fine, yes?”

“――PERORONCINOOO!”


I’m not even making this up.

Ainz yelled the name of his old comrade. Hearing the name of her creator being shouted had sent Shalltear into a fluster. Ainz’ agitation immediately settled, and he returned to his calm state.

“…My apologies. I got a little excited. …Let’s see, I did hand her over to you, so that was my mistake… Well, hm, I think you had better not.”

“Then would it be all right if that girl herself begged for me to take it? Or will you be taking it instead, Ainz-sama?”

Various thoughts such as ‘Like I fucking know!’ or ‘It’s her fault for intruding on Nazarick!’ appeared in Ainz’ mind, but in the end, Ainz convinced himself that as long as both parties consented, there was no problem.

“…If you haven’t used magic or threatened her into it, and she then tells you that she wants you to take it… I suppose it’s fine?”

“Understood. Well then, in order for her to say so, I shall slowly enjoy myself.”

“I see. …If you can enjoy yourself, then that’s good.”

Summoning At Random being translated at…

Summoning at random

There are plenty of things I would have done absolutely different, but frankly speaking I don’t even like the series enough to bother pointing out their errors, so I won’t be doing a re-translation or anything else.

I suppose considering how some groups are doing things, you should just be happy that it’s accurately translated, and hasn’t had any lines taken out or flat-out made up. Absolutely disgraceful.

Enjoy, and remember to thank the translator.

Absolutely farcical

Honestly, what the hell is going on over there.

EDIT: Just for reference to see the difference between the two, how I would have translated it was:

俺の知る限り、現存する妖精はラミリス一人。

ラミリスに聞いても、どうせ覚えてはいないだろう。何度も転生を繰り返しているようだし。
As far as I know, the only living fairy is Lamiris.

Even if I asked her about it, she wouldn’t remember anyway. She’s apparently reincarnated countless times after all.

Projects up for grabs

At present, anything but EGA (almost complete), Tilea and Bathroom Goddess.

I’ve been disillusioned with Otoburi for a while now, so I haven’t been able to find the motivation to translate it these last two months… In the end I skipped to the last arc and read that only. I’m sorry m(_ _)m

If anybody wants to continue it for some reason, please be my guest. If not, I’ll get around to forcing myself at some point. I’ll definitely finish translating it, only, I’m not sure when exactly that will be. So if nobody else is enthusiastic about it, just leave it be, and it’ll get done eventually.

As for Summoning At Random… honestly, I can’t bring myself to like the MC. Unlucky Sukebe characters (the ones who accidentally do perverted things to women and then get beaten up) are only funny when the women aren’t characters that you’ve known and liked for a whole series beforehand.

And honestly, a loser like that isn’t suitable for Tena. Tena deserves a rich, kind, handsome, tall prince who moonlights as a investment banker with a ferrari. Not this spineless, mopey faggot. Although it is true that the chapters where Anri first appeared again after 2 years were pretty awesome. BOOOOOOOOOOOX.

I’ll translate Summoning At Random bit by bit if nobody else does it in the end.

Northern Fort I’ll just be doing slowly, because it’s a relaxy, cute series. There’s only a single novel, so I’m in no rush.

Tilea’s Worries – Chapter 27

Chapter 27 – “The skill of a craftsman sure shines.”

Hu, hu, hu, today I finally got my hands on my dearest wish; a black dress and a frilly white apron. Right, it’s a maid outfit. This orthodox design resembles the ones in Akiba. The design is unmistakably perfect.

Now then, how does the fabric feel…

I picked up the maid outfit to see.

Ooh! It feels like silk. They used some high-quality material for this. It was worth asking the unreasonable of Loser(Bizef).

Ever since that dokyun incident, Lozer(Bizef) has really been ashamed around me.

And of course! Of all things, the Guard Captain fainted and left civilians like us to fight. There should be a limit to negligence.

At first, Loser(Bizef) was using demons as his excuse for fainting again, but when I told him that Timu and I defeated the dokyun, he fell silent.

Everybody was snickering at him, you know? If Loser(Bizef) was telling the truth, then that meant that Timu and I had driven off demons. Geez, once excuses reach this level of ridiculousness, they start to feel refreshing instead.

Well, as you’d expect, Loser(Bizef) seemed to find things awkward because he said “As an apology, I’ll listen to whatever you say.” so I persuaded him to get me clothes. After all, Loser(Bizef) is a weapons maniac. He should be well known not only with weapons stores, but clothing stores as well. I asked him for order made clothing, paying no attention to the cost.

…I was just asking to try, you know. I was surprised too, when the maid outfit was exactly like I envisioned it.

Now then, time to try them on. I ordered two sets; one for me, and one for Timu. I urged Timu to wear it.

“Ti~mu, I want you to do me a favour, but…”

“Yes, Oneesama. Please order me however you please.”

-sparkle- I’ve got a promise from Timu. Even if you say no later, it’s not going to work, okay?

“I see… Well then, could you try this on for a little?”

“Understood.”

Timu took the maid outfit from me and looked over its design.

“…Oh? What a queer outfit.”

“It’s clothing from Japan after all.”

“Is that so? It looks quite difficult to move in. I wonder what purpose this serv――wai-, O-, Oneesama!? Y-, Your eyes are a little frightening.”

“It’s fine, it’s fine, don’t think too much about it, okay?”

Apparently Timu was bewildered by my enthusiasm. Hmm, I don’t want to force her, but I want her to listen to me. I pushed against Timu’s back, and urged her to change.

A few minutes later…

Timu finished changing. Of course, so had I.

“O-, Oneesama. This is a little embarrassing…”

O-, Oh my god!

T-, This is too cute. Timu is usually already so cute, but when she puts this on it’s like that cuteness is increased a hundredfold. I couldn’t bear it anymore, and hugged her tightly from behind.

“Huhu, Timu. It really suits you.”

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