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Turf War – Chapter 5

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Chapter 5 – “Forgetting what you’ve learnt is a big nono.”

“Thirteen… Fourteen… Fifteeen…”

I stopped counting and came down from my handstand.

In the end I got carried away by everyone, and did all sorts of things, ending with single-finger handstand pushups. Honestly, I’m too susceptible to the flow. No matter how carried away I get, as a chef I’m supposed to treasure my fingers. What am I doing by endangering them like this!

Yeah. I’ll stop here. It went well this time, but I might break a finger the next. I’m planning on creating God-tier cuisine one day, so there wouldn’t be anything stupider if I hurt myself over something idiotic like this. I’d be disqualified as a chef.

Well, I guess there’s no use crying over spilt milk. Since I already went and performed, let’s see how my audience liked it.

“Well? How was it?”

“A-, Amazing, Oneesama!”

“Truly… That amazing power, and what’s more the finesse and fluidity of movement beneath, and more than anything, that exquisite sense of balance where you didn’t move a hair… I, Nielsen, feel even greater worship towards you, Tilea-sama.”

“I, Dryas, am shaking from the emotion! Even if you scoured the entire world, there would be no greater beauty than yours, Tilea-sama.”

When I asked them, I was met with a storm of praise. Everyone transitioned into a standing ovation with glittering eyes.

Geez, it’s because you guys act like this that I got carried away as well.

Anyway, that’s the end of my performance. Let’s go back to endurance testing.

“Well then, next is situps.”

“”Understood!””

Their voices filled with enthusiasm filled the room. The earlier pushups probably exhausted them. I could see that their legs were shaking. But despite that, they were oddly fired up.

Geez, it’s only your enthusiasm that’s worthy of praise. Your body isn’t keeping up at all. You’re not going to suddenly collapse, right?

I’m still nervous, but I’ll continue the test.

Situps, jumping from side to side, vertical jumps, fifty metre dashes, grip strength… I tested everything. Along the way, Or broke his bones again, but we somehow managed to finish the exam.

The result…?

Timu got a passing grade. She reached the goal I set in every exam. As for her strength, I estimated her to be a little better than your average middle or high schooler. Even though she’s small, she’s so great.

Next, Dryas-kun, Pervert(Nielsen), please try a little harder. Both Dryas-kun and Pervert(Nielsen) were elementary to middle school at best. I’ll have to remodel their bodies on a fundamental level.

Last, Or and Muram were no good on all fronts. To speak frankly, they were out of the question. I’ll have to really take care of their diets. I won’t let you two be picky eaters.

Phew~ I expected this, but to think these guys were such beansprouts… Well, no use complaining about it. All I can do is improve them one step at a time. Anyway, time to announce the results.

I moved over to Timu, who was resting after the test.

“Timu, you must be tired.”

“Y-, Yes. I never thought that it would be such harsh training.”

“Yeah. But you’ve got real promise, Timu. You had the best score of all the members here. I’ll teach you self defence the next time we have time, okay?”

“Thank you very much, Oneesama. I look forward to it!” she replied, beaming as she wiped her sweat.

If she’s going to be so happy about it, I’ll really need to teach her properly. Time to show off the results of my correspondence Judo lessons.

Next, I called out to Pervert(Nielsen) and the others, who were sitting around exhausted.

“You guys need to build up your strength first, okay?”

“Milady. We understand. We will show you that we have what it takes to conquer this harsh gravity.”

“Y-, Yeah. Anyway, just make sure to moderate yourselves with the pushups and situps. Ah, and it’d be great if we had some dumbbells, but…”

“Oneesama, whatever are these ‘dumm belz’?”

Timu grew interested in my conversation with Pervert(Nielsen). She’s always incredibly curious whenever I talk about my old life. She always listens so intently to me. Well, each time I get embarrassed about my dark history I speak vaguely, but since it’s just dumbbells this time there’s no problem.

“Dumbbells are a tool used for strength training. They’re weights that you hold in your hand and lift up and down like this. It helps you build muscle.”

“Oneesama, if it pleases you, shall I create these ‘dumm belz’ or whatever?”

“Eh-!? You can do something like that?”

“Yes. It should be possible with creation magic.”

Ooh, as expected of the Magic Academy’s genius student. To think she could even create matter… Maybe Timu could have a future in blacksmithing too.

I told her the properties and dimensions to Timu the Dwarf. After I finished talking, she started chanting some kind of spell.

A few minutes after…

“Oneesama, I have created the ‘dumm belz’. How are they?”

I looked at Timu’s creations. Two metallic lumps on either side, and a handle in the middle.

Mn. Just like what I imagined. As expected of Timu.

Timu wrote down its weight on the side. But instead of kilos she wrote tons.

Quite a chuunibyou thing to do. With a knowing smile, I tried picking it up.

“Mn!? Isn’t this pretty light?”

“As expected of Oneesana. To treat a 5 ton weight so lightly.”

“5 tons? ――Well, whatever. Timu, if we’re doing this anyway, could you try making a bunch from light to heavy?”

“I understand.”

Timu continued to chant.

And then…

1 ton, 3 ton, 5 ton, 10 ton, and 20 ton dumbbells appeared. Well, they’re actually kilos though.

I gave the ’20 ton’ dumbbell a lift.

Fumu. This is pretty heavy. I can really feel it pull down on my arm. Well, it is a whole 20 kilos after all. But I found that my arm could still move without a problem. You really can’t look down on the strength you gain from tossing a wok. This weight would be impossible for those weaklings. Or rather, if they force themselves they might even get injured.

“Everyone, you’ll get injured if you try, so don’t touch the twenty ki-, I mean, twenty ton dumbbells, okay!”

“”Understood. It would be impossible for us!””

A bunch of grown men valiantly declaring something so pathetic. Well, I guess it’s fine if they get it…

“You guys should with the 1 ton first.”

“”Understood.””

“Timu, do you want to try the 5 ton one?”

“Hmmm. I also think that much would be appropriate.”

“Mn, then that’s all for today. Timu, you’ve really worked up a sweat, huh. Shall we go find somewhere to have a bath?”

When I invited Timu, suddenly,

“Ah-, Tilea-sama. Please wait a moment.”

Or called out to me from the side.

“What’s wrong, Or?”

“Milady. The room at the end of this hallway has a bath installed. If you wish to bathe, please feel free to use that one!”

“My! Seriously!? There’s really a bath in this place!?”

“Yes. It is only a small one, but please use it to refresh yourselves.”

Oi oi oi, as expected of Or’s family, you even have a bath in your villa!? In this land, it’s impossible to own a private bath unless you’re a noble. Commoners have no choice but to use the river you know.

“Timu, since he insisted, shall we take him up on his offer?”

“Yes. I am somewhat anxious because it was something prepared by damned Ortissio, but let us go.”

“Haha… You have a point.”

The two of us headed to the bathroom that Or told us about.

“Let’s go in together, Timu ♪”

“Oneesama!”

Yupyup, time to enjoy our first skinship in a whil――wha-, why the hell is Pervert(Nielsen) coming too!

“Niel, what the heck are you doing?”

“Milady. I am here to assist you and Camilla-sama in your――”

“A-, ARE YOU RETARDED, YOU DUMBASSSSSSS!”

The retort just flew out of my mouth. You really can’t let your guard down around this guy. God, even casually carrying in some bath towels? Why is this guy so cunning!

“Oneesama, I have stated before, but Nielsen serves as my butler as well. I believe that there should be no problem in allowing him to assist us.”

“HAH!? HAH!? HAH!? Timu, is there something wrong with your head? There’s a huge problem. Are you going to let Niel see your maidenly skin? What are you going to do if he gets improper desires by seeing you!”

“T-, Tilea-sama, I have no ulterior motives. I only earnestly wish to――HEBURAH!”

I ended the Pervert(Nielsen) with a straight punch.

That’s right. I’d forgotten, but this guy was a pervert, wasn’t he. A super pervert who tried to use the confusion to enter the bath with us. As they say, you mustn’t forget the lessons you’ve learnt.

“O-, Oneesama…”

“Now then, let’s forget about the pervert and go inside.”

*妹*

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*妹*

The Evil God Army leaders doing their training.

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Turf War – Chapter 4

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Updated with Dryas’ entry.


Note that ‘pettanko’ really just means ‘flat’.


Chapter 4 – “What a frail bunch. Looks like I’ll have to retrain them from scratch.”

Thanks to the vampire attack, the security in Arcudas has rapidly worsened. After all, the guards are the ones responsible for dealing with crime, and the majority of them were killed by demons. It can’t be helped that crime is on the rise.

Today as well, I heard about some scary things like some wealthy merchant house being robbed by burglars, or how somebody was stabbed to death by a knife. It really makes a chill run down your spine. Not only that, but apparently pickpockets and purse snatchers have been on the rise too. The public safety is on par with the slums in my old life.

The state is desperately working out countermeasures, but there just hasn’t been enough time or helpers. Thanks to that, the citizens can’t help but rely on themselves instead.

Milay-san, from the textiles store on West Road, is one of them. Apparently she sent out an emergency request to the Adventurers Guild to guard her store. There’s more than enough possibility of our restaurant being threatened too. After all, just looking at our furnishings is enough to tell you that they’re high class, and more importantly there’s treasure lying all about downstairs.

Hahhh~ Thinking about it, isn’t Or being too careless! Is he an idiot or something! How can you just leave all that treasure lying about without even using a safe or a lock! What’s wrong with that guy!

Or could it be that it only looks unguarded because it’s a hidden holiday villa? Without guards or safes around, you wouldn’t expect there to treasure after all…

Nono, even so, there’s a limit to these things. The way it is now is like screaming ‘please rob me’. I’ll never get it. I’ll never get how the rich think.

Anyway, thankfully our shop is at least known as “the favourite shop of the Guild’s rising star, Mühen”. I guess the effect is a bit like how in my old life you’d get those stickers that said “police may be patrolling in casual clothing”.
It does seem to be working because we haven’t had a burglar once yet. I guess they’re on guard because they know that an expert swordsman hangs around here.

But that doesn’t mean I can relax. It’s true that Myuu comes here a lot, but it’s not like he’s here every day. He’s got work at the Guild, after all. To put it frankly, when Myuu isn’t here, our shop is as good as defenceless. If it’s just numbers then we have a huge number of self-proclaimed “guards”, but apart from me they’re a bunch of quacks. If a burglar really invades, they’re all as good as dead.

I mean, we do still have our secret weapon, Edim, but Edim has school, and more importantly that anything, she can’t guard in the open. If people realised she was a vampire, she’d end up on a wanted list after all.

Fumu. This won’t do.

Thinking about it carefully, our security is on a tightrope. It would be great if we could hire some adventurers just like Milay-san, but…

We don’t have the money for that. I can’t borrow any more of Or’s money after all. I’ll think about that after I actually make some profit. Until then, I guess I have no choice except to rely on those weaklings[the “leaders” of the Evil God Army]…

Hmm, but it’s possible, or rather, extremely likely, that I’m actually stronger than all of them. Would they even be any use at all as guards? No, right? At best, they’d run off for help, or buy some time for us…

Huu~ Can’t be helped. Maybe they’d get a little stronger if I trained them.

The next day…

I’m in one of the rooms in the Evil God Army’s Underground Empire. Yesterday I went around looking for a room that was suitable for training. This one has enough room for dozens of people to move about, there’s no expensive furnishings, and nothing else to worry about. That’s why I called Timu and the others here.

“”We have arrived at your summon, Tilea-sama!””

“You’re all here, guys?”

“No, Mühen is presently undercover in the Guild so he is absent. Shall I call him here?”

“No, there’s no need.”

Unlike you lot, Myuu is actually working, okay. You’d better not get in his way. Also, Myuu doesn’t need to be here this time.

“So, the reason I called you guys out here. It’s been pretty crazy lately, hasn’t it. That’s why I’m going to teach you have to defend yourselves.”

“G-, Goodness, Tilea-sama herself is going to instruct us!?”

“Oneesama! How long I have waited for this moment! Please, please do guide me!”

Timu, Pervert(Nielsen), just everybody was brimming with excitement. You guys really do love this stuff, don’t you.

“Just so you know, we’re not playing around, okay? I’m serious here!”

“”Of course! We will risk our lives to learn!””

“Mn, I guess your enthusiasm is good enough.”

“Then, what kind of technique will you be instructing us in?”

“Oneesama, I hope it will be some kind of magic. Some ultimate magic of destruction and chaos.”

“I would very much like to learn a pugilistic skill.”

“I humbly ask you that you demonstrate your Seven Hundred and Seventy-Seven Techniques of the Evil God.”

You guys always get so excited for chuuni stuff.

“Ah~ Before all of that, I’d like to have a look at your physical abilities, so we’re going to do an endurance test.”

“An endurance test?”

“Mn, like pushups and stuff.”

“U-, Umm, Tilea-sama, by pushups, do you mean those pushups?”

“Or, what on earth are you saying? What other kinds of pushups are there?”

“No, um… Of course, you couldn’t mean normal pushups, could you? That is, regarding the way we do them and…”

“Of course she doesn’t, Ortissio! If we did normal pushups, we’d go on for hundreds of millions of them. It would never end.”

“M-, My sincere apologies. It is a test given by Tilea-sama. Magic will probably used to change things somehow.”

“Obviously. Considering it is Tilea-sama, there’s no doubt that it must be some unfathomable training method that none of us have ever thought of.”

Even though I just had normal pushups in mind, everyone started arguing about how it wasn’t this, or wasn’t that.

I see. How on earth could this lot ever want to do normal pushups. Well, they’re a bunch that hate actual work after all. Should I mix some chuuni into it? If I do, at least they’d be happy about it, and they’d probably try harder too.

“Huhu, well guessed. Normal pushups wouldn’t be interesting at all.”

“Oohh, I knew it!”

Everyone started looking at me expectantly. What should I do now…

Mn! It has to be that! If you’re a chuunibyou, then it has to be training under heavy gravity.

Yup, the gravity manipulation magic, Pettanko[Gravity Spell]. If I apply extra gravity to them, I’ll bet they’ll love it.

But I’ve only used elementary magic. Can I do it? It sounds like something that would be pretty tough. I mean, it’s gravity magic, right? Would something like that be more like advanced, or at least intermediate magic?

Hm~mm, thinking about it won’t help. I’ll just wing it!

I started to imagine the Pettanko[Gravity Spell].

And then…

“EEI! PETTANKO[Gravity Spell]!”

The moment I released my magic, the whole room seemed to thud with the weight.

Ooh, a success. I did it!

Well, as you’d expect, making it ten times gravity or something amazing was out of my league. All that happened was… Um, it feels like an extra kilo on me?

Haha, magic is really so fun.

Because I don’t have much mana, my spells are never really great, but it’s still really enjoyable seeing all the effects.

Now then, I wonder if everyone else is having fun too.

I looked at Timu and the others. From their expressions, they all seemed to be enduring something, just like they were in some 100x gravity room. As expected of chuunibyou. Guess they’re really loving it.

“How is it, everyone? I tried changing the gravity of the room, but…”

“I-, I am shocked. A magic to change gravity? I know the theory as well, but as expected of you, Oneesama. To think that you could really actualise it.”

“Magnificent, Tilea-sama. I can sense that the whole room has had its gravity magnified a hundredfold.”

Pervert(Nielsen) immediately got on board. I know how you feel. Isn’t there just something exciting about ‘a hundred times gravity’? Well, it barely feels like a kilo extra for me, but I’ll play along with you.

“As expected of you, Niel. That’s exactly right. Now then, we’re going to do pushups under a hundred times gravity. Well? Aren’t you all excited?”

“As expected of Tilea-sama! I never would have thought that there could be such a training method.”

“Huhu, looks like you’re plenty excited. That’s a good thing. Well then, get ready.”

“”Milady.””

All of them got down, ready to start.

“Well then. Begin!”

“Onee… Twoo…”

At my signal, everyone began doing pushups in sync.

With this, I can see how your endurance is.

I began looking around. The most excellent one was…

Timu! As expected of my little sister! Her arms were trembling a little, but she still managed proper pushups.

I think she’ll reach the fifteen mark that I set for everyone.

Next is…

Dryas-kun I guess. A bit behind him was Pervert(Nielsen). I’d be happy if these two reach 7 or 8. After all, just a few pushups was enough to make their arms tremble, and their sweat was really wetting the floor.

I can’t say I didn’t expect it, but Dryas-kun was a real life example of “Beautiful guys have no money or strength.”
Since Dryas is an elf, I think I should train him up a little more. As for Pervert(Nielsen), well, he was just as expected. All enthusiasm and no power. I think he’ll be done after four or five, really.

The real problem was…

Or and Muram. They haven’t done even one the whole time. But well, Muram is kind of fat, so I guess it can’t really be helped. It’s tough just supporting that body, isn’t it.

But Or, you…

“Or, try your best to at least do one, okay?”

“Hahh, hahh… T-, Tile… hahh, hahh, sama, under… stoo… d…”

It’s no good. Or was at his limit. I could even see his muscles creaking. Just as I was feeling shocked by him,

“…Fifteen, hahh, hahh, sixtee…. c-, can’t.”

At sixteen pushups, Timu fell to the ground. Incidentally, Dryas-kun made it to seven, and Pervert(Nielsen) made it to five before falling to the ground.

“You really gave it your all, Timu.”

“Hahh, hahh, hahh, hahh, O-, Oneesama, tha――”

“Ahh, don’t force yourself to talk, okay? Just lay there and catch your breath,” I said, as I passed a towel to her.

Dryas-kun and Pervert(Nielsen) were wheezing as well. Should I give you guys some towels too? When I gave them their towels,

“GUAHHHHH!”

I suddenly heard a piercing scream. It was Or.

“Or, w-what’s wrong?”

“M-, MY ARM BROKEEE!”

Yeah, you have to be careful――I mean!

How one earth can you break your arm just doing pushupssss!? Is it even possible to be that weakkk!?

When I had a look, Or’s arm was completely snapped.

Your typical rich kid. Lacking in training, and lacking in calcium. I bet he just eats whatever he likes, and never does any exercise either. Looks like I’ll have to change his eating habits as well. What a long journey we have ahead of us.

But well, I’ll think up a regime for him late. First, we need to treat him.

I asked  Timu to come over and heal Or’s arm. Thanks to that, his arm quickly recovered. Magic really is so convenient.

Huu, but even though we’ve only just done pushups, the only one who passed was Timu. Just how weak are these guys?

To think they’d even lose to a magician-type like Timu…

“You guys just listen to me as you rest.”

“”Milady.””

“You know, to be honest I wanted to teach you a little ‘Judo’ after our endurance test. It’s a technique from my old life, you see.”

“‘Juudoh’ is it! How very fascinating. Please do teach us.”

“Don’t be hasty. Before I can teach you anything, you need to train your bodies first. It’s the fundamentals. All of you are too weak. Right now the only one who passed was Timu.”

“Tilea-sama, does that mean that if we wish to learn the technique, we must reach Camilla-sama’s record of fifteen pushups?”

“Yeah, if you can’t even do that much, Judo is out of the question.”

“F-, Fifteen under this gravity!? I-, Impossible. Just standing here is taking everything I have,” muttered the pale Or.

Yeah. He couldn’t even do one, so of course he’d think like that. But it’s a matter of diet for him too.

“Or, the way you are now, I’m sure it would be. But leave it to me. I’ll come up with a training regime just for you.”

“Tilea-sama, t-, to guide the likes of me, you would actually go so far…?”

Or was so moved he began to tear up. Yeah. First we’ll get you some milk, huh.

“Also, Muram, you need to slim up. With your current weight, the rest of the training is impossible.”

“I understand.”

“Also, I was thinking this as I watched you, but you can’t just focus on the number. Each one of your pushups has to be in correct form. Form is more important than the quantity.”

“Form?”

“Yeah, form. I’ll show you what I mean.”

I got down and began doing perfect pushups.

“A-, As expected of Oneesama! To move so effortlessly under such gravity.”

“Huhu, that’s natural. A mere hundred times gravity? I can’t feel a thing.”

Huhu, to be honest with you, in my old life I used to do correspondence karate, and from manga and novels I’ve read all there is to know about pushups. Since my physical abilities were too low in my old life I couldn’t do it, but right now I feel like I could go on forever.

Getting carried away, I started doing one-handed pushups too. After that, I switched to finger pushups.

They kept getting more and more shocked.

Yupyup, this is going surprisingly well. I’ve been training with my wok since I was a kid, after all. I’ve got quite a bit of strength. Actually, would I actually be like a 3rd Dan in karate or something? At the very least, I’m sure I could win at the Greater Tokyo Karate Tournament.


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Turf War – Chapter 3

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Chapter 3 – The Evil God Army War Council

In the western streets of the Arcudas capital stood a certain restaurant.

Its name was “Berum Restaurant – Capital Branch”.

In that shop existed a certain staircase that led underground. Were one to descend that staircase, at the bottom would be so large a space that one would wonder if it didn’t cover the entire city.

This space was divided into countless rooms, each filled with numerous furnishings of incredible luxury…

Truly, an underground empire. Even the Royal Palace could not compare.

And in one of the rooms in this underground empire, the leaders of the Evil God Army were currently gathered.

The Evil God Army Viceroy, the General Commander, the First to Fourth Division commanders, as well as the various captains, each one of them with mana easily surpassing 10,000. Each one possessing strength that exceeded this world’s common sense. A gathering of elites.

And sitting in the first seat amongst them as she lorded over the room was Viceroy of the Evil God Army, Camilla, who possessed noticeably more power than even these elites. Behind her on each side were General Commander Nielsen, and Chief of General Staff Dryas.

The Second Evil God Army Strategy Meeting was about to begin…

Since ancient times, the war councils had always begun with Camilla’s announcement.

“Everybody. The war council begins. First, take a seat.”

At her beckoning, all the gathered leaders sat down.

“Dryas, you begin.”

“Milady. Our first agenda is the intelligence gathering. The Magic Academy has been left to Camilla-sama, the Adventurer Guild to Mühen, and all the other areas to Belnandes. Everyone, please give a simple report on what you have discovered. Well then, could I trouble you, Camilla-sama?”

“M-, Me, huh? At Oneesama’s wish, I have been infiltrating the Magic Academy since the Month of the Fire Hammer. However, I have discovered nothing of use. Truly filled with nothing but riff-raff. I must apologise to Oneesama, but I believe that it would be best that I withdraw from there.”

“I see. I also believe that there is no need for Camilla-sama to personally gather intelligence,” agreed Nielsen.

“I-I also feel the same way. Even if Camilla-sama doesn’t trouble herself, I will continue gathering information at the Academy,” added Edim.

Many of the other leaders nodded in agreement as well. However, Chief of General Staff Dryas frowned at the sight.

“However, it was Tilea-sama’s strong wish that you do so. Camilla-sama, I must apologise, but please continue your mission.”

“Y-, You certainly have a point but, I-, I-…”

“Camilla-sama! Please endure it! We must not go against Tilea-sama’s desires. As Chief of General Staff, I strongly advise that you continue your mission.”

“Uuuu… For how long must longer must I listen to the ravings of primitives…?”

“You are my parent, and my heart aches at your plight. However, we must not allow personal feelings to become involved. In the end, I must take action to prioritise Tilea-sama’s will!”

“Mumu! You are right. It was my mistake. I will continue to endeavour at my mission.”

Hearing Camilla’s reply, Dryas smiled in satisfaction.

“Then next is Mühen. Report on the situation of the Guild.”

“Sir. This one registered at one of the major guilds. However, they had no personnel of note. Even their A-Ranked and B-Ranked high-level adventurers could be dealt with by a single soldier of our army. Far weaker than even our foot soldiers. To say nothing of C-rank and below. Good-for-nothings like those would be food for Gargan at best.”

“I see. There is no use in gathering information at a den of weaklings like that. Perhaps it would be better if Mühen withdrew as well.”

“However, this one is presently only a D-ranked adventurer. The fact is that the currently available information is limited. Perhaps the Guild is yet hiding some elite as their secret weapon.”

“I see. Then Mühen, you will continue your infiltration of the Guild.”

“Sir. This one will promptly raise his rank to S.”

After Mühen finished his report, Dryas turned to Belnandes.

“Then Belnandes, report on the general situation.”

“Sir. First I will report on the surrounding area. There are dozens of nations around the Kingdom of Arcudas, but they are nothing to be concerned with. Each one of them is a small nation, and one of our divisions would be enough to crush them. If I had to name a subject worthy of caution, it would be a bustling trade nation to the northwest; the Manafint Confederation.”

“Fumu. How powerful is their war potential?”

“At best, perhaps roughly the same level as the  Kingdom of Arcudas. However, it is not the nation itself that is worthy of concern, but the Witch of the Forest that is said to reside there.”

“The Witch of the Forest, you say?”

“Yes. Apparently the Manafint Confederation treats a certain forest as a forbidden zone, and a witch is said to live there. Although the nation did send punitive armies on occasion, allegedly nobody ever returned. By now, the Manafint Confederation has given up on controlling the forest.”

“Hohh~” interrupted Camilla, “The Witch of the Forest? That might not be totally boring. I will go subdue her.”

“You have your mission at the Magic Academy, so please do not,” replied Dryas.

“Uu, b-but, ‘the Witch of the Forest’. Doe she not sound quite strong? Is there anyone who could beat her except me? If you’re worried about the Academy, I am more than capable of handling both.”

“Camilla-sama, I will come up with a plan to invade the Manafint Confederation at a later date, so please do not do anything hasty.”

Dryas glared harshly at Camilla.

“G-, Got it. Don’t glare at me like that. I will endure, okay?”

“I greatly appreciate your understanding. Well then, onto our next agenda. As the base of our operations, there is a need to completely control the Kingdom of Arcudas. By Tilea-sama’s wishes, we cannot move too conspicuously. Accordingly, we have decided to control the nation from the background, and ordered Edim to turn the leaders of this nation into her kin. Edim, report on your progress.”

“Y-Yes. At present, approximately 67% of its leaders are in our hands, with the rest of them being taken over on a preferential basis. Over a thousand members of the military follow my orders.”

“A little less than 70%… Edim, are you not being a little too lax in your efforts?”

Dryas sent a sharp look at Edim.

“M-, My apologies. With Remilia in charge of the Public Safety Force, her surveillance makes it difficult for the vampirisation of her subordinates. Ah-, if we were allowed to vampirise Remilia herself then it would speed things along, but…”

“You cannot. Remilia has been left to move freely as part of some plan of Tilea-sama’s. We cannot interfere with her plans.”

“Understood. But with Remilia’s intense surveillance, I don’t think it would be possible to infiltrate any further…”

“Fumu… Edim. How goes the vampirisation of the king?”

“There is no problem on that front. I have already made him my kin, so he will move as I say. I had already vampirised the Captain of the Royal Guard earlier, so taking the King was a simple matter.”

“Then apply pressure from above, and temporarily separate Remilia from her Public Safety Force. You can simply use that chance to turn the leaders of the Public Safety Force into your kin.”

“Sir. I will immediately do so.”

After that, Dryas turned to Ortissio.

“Moving onto the next agenda, the expansion of the Evil God Army. At present, the Second Division has been attacking settlements in the vicinity of the Royal Capital and resupplying soldiers and money. Ortissio, report your results.”

“Sir. Over the last month, my unit has defeated over thirty beastman settlements.”

“How fierce was the resistance? Were there any promising talents?”

“Sir. We have captured all the ones of decent promise. Also, all settlements showed considerable resistance. The reason was that they were filled with many hot-blooded young beastmen who were eager to rebel. Because of that, there was a need for our side to make a show of force. Once we did, however, they became as meek as kittens.”

Ortissio happily listed off his achievements.

“Hmph, feeling pretty good about yourself just for defeating some petty beastmen, aren’t you,” interjected Camilla again.

“N-, Not at all, Milady.”

“Well then, Ortissio, how goes the procurement for the Evil God Army’s treasury?” continued Dryas.

“W-, Well, we have not yet done so. H-However, I was on an expedition and the time to do so was…”

“Enough excuses. Ortissio, do you even have any sense of loyalty!”

“M-, My deepest apologies.”

“And how long do you intend on forcing Oneesama to stay in this hovel?” interjected Camilla again.

“I have been increasing the quality of the furnishings here, but…”

“And I am telling you that it’s too slow! This is Oneesama’s home! How long are you going to keep it decorated with third-rate garbage!”

“Hii! M-, My deepest apologies.”

“I have grown tired of your apologies, Ortissio!”

“Show us some results, Ortissio!”

“H-, Hic, my most sincere apologies.”

Just as Ortissio hung his head under the harsh criticisms of his comrades, the door to the room suddenly opened.

“Wahh! There’s so many people here today, too. I’ve made food, so everyone hurry up and eat.”

“Why if it isn’t Oneesama. Everyone, the strategy meeting concludes here. Outrageously, Oneesama has gone out of her way to cook us food.”

“Tilea-sama, it brings us shame to make you call for us. We will immediately head over.”

“Tilea-sama, we very humbly accept your feast.”

“Yepyep, eat up before it’s colddeh?――Or!? Are you crying again?”

“H-Hic, w-, why if it isn’t Tilea-sama. I have shown you something unsightly.”

“Aahh, geez~ Everyone, didn’t I tell you to stop bullying Or! Aren’t we all friends!”

Tilea’s rebuke caused everybody to shrink.

“Aah, T-, Tilea-sama, what kind words you speak for s-, someone like me…”

“Hahhh~ There there, come on, don’t cry.”


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Turf War – Chapter 2

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Chapter 2 – “The Evil God Army Strategist Appears. Here Comes My Zifang!”

In the early afternoon, a biseinen(beautiful young man) appeared before me.

“Good afternoon to you. I am the Chief of General Staff at the Evil God Army, Dryas Bo Malferand. It is my humble pleasure and honour to finally come face to face with you, Tilea-sama.”

With that, the biseinen elf bowed low to me.

“Aahh, so you’re the strategist that Timu mentioned. I wondered what you might be like. I came up with a lot of ideas, but you actually were an elf, weren’t you.”

“Tilea-sama, I may look like an elf, but I am a proper demon.”

“Aahh, so that’s how it is.”

I’m shocked. To think that even the elven race had chuunibyou patients. Aah, but could it be that he was ostracised because of it and they expelled him from the village, or could it be that he left on his own? Elves have this image of being exclusive isolationists who don’t get along well with humans. But to think that one would actually come here to play with humans…

He must have found it really hard to stay in his village. He can’t have fit in. I have to be kind to him instead.

“Well, everybody has their own circumstances. Let’s get along, okay?”

“Yes, Tilea-sama. I live for your sake, and I die for your sake.”

“Mn? Aren’t you part of Timu’s Praetorian Guard?”

“Camilla-sama gave birth to me, but in the end, the reason for my existence is to serve you, Tilea-sama.”

Oh ho? Is that the setting this time? For my sake, huh~
Well, it certainly doesn’t feel bad, but…

I stared right at his hot guy face.

And guess what! He stared right back with a refreshing, hot guy smile!

Geh-, what’s with this refreshing look! Honestly, this is why hot guys are… It can’t be that he thinks he can capture me?

Just to let you know, I’m a guy so you’re out of the question. Honestly, riajuu should just explo――whoawhoa, whoa, Tilea, why are you dragging out these grudges from your old life? Dryas-kun is a poor kid who was driven out of his village. Not only that, he’s been good to Timu and the others. He’s a friend. You have to treat him well.

“Ehh~ Well, yeah, let’s definitely get along. By the way, I heard from Timu that you’re a wise general type, but is that true?”

“Indeed. As a Staff Officer, I have been provided with knowledge of all things in creation.”

Dryas-kun spoke in his silky hot guy voice.

But really?

In the end, he’s just a chuunibyou. Empirically speaking, there’s a huge possibility that he’s an idiot…

But well, it’s pretty much a rule that elves are knowledgeable. Let’s test him a little.

“You’re quite confident. Then, let’s have you answer a little quiz.”

“As you wish, Tilea-sama.”

“First question, dun dundun dun♪ The red and delicious fruit, the bomigranide. What period is it most ripe and delicious?”

Heh. This something you wouldn’t know unless you’re a cook. Impossible for laymen to answer. If you really know everything, then let’s hear the answer.

“The First Month in Primebarela. If you go further down south, then perhaps the Third Month in Inverno would be fine too.”

“C-, Correct.”

Oi, oi, that’s a perfect answer. The crapper cooks might not even know! We might have picked up a real treasure…

“Second question then, dudun dun♪ The barcret that blooms in midsummer can be used as an ingredient. However, which parts of it?”

“The secondary leaves, I do believe. However, if you isolate it from the air, and then boil it together with joyoh fluid at 90 degrees or over, the poison is mostly removed from the leaves, and all of them can then be eaten. But well, poison doesn’t mean much to us demons…”

“C-, Correct. Or rather, you could remove the poison like that? I never knew.”

“Yes. Not only that, but you can also boil it together with onicus leaves. However, this method may affect the taste, and thus I do not recommend it.”

H-, He’s capable.

I’m not sure even if a first-rate chef could give such perfect answers…

Mumu, I can’t lose. Now that it’s come to this, let’s go with even harder questions.

“Then the third question…”

After that, I brought up any possible cooking questions I could think of. And Dryas promptly and accurately answered every one of them. Not only that, occasionally he even gave answers that covered a cook’s blind spots, so I really had to take my hat off to him.

Haha, what’s with this professor, this walking encyclopaedia? I’m starting to think of him as a cook already. Hmm~ I want to ask questions in other fields too, but I have no clue on anything outside of cooking.

“Huhu, how is Dryas, Oneesama? He is my greatest creation. I would be very happy if you found him suitable, but…”

Ooh, Timu came along with perfect timing. I’ll have Timu ask him questions about magic.

“Timu, Dryas is great. He’s just like a wise general.”

“It brings me great joy to hear that you are pleased, Oneesama.”

“Dryas-kun has been amazing. I’ve been asking him all these cooking questions, and he got every one of them right. Could it be that he’s a cook?”

“Oneesama, Dryas is a perfect strategist, versed not only in cooking, but all things in creation.”

“I-, I see. Then, Timu, you ask him something too. Like a hard question about magic, okay?”

“When I created Dryas as my kin, I included all of my knowledge. He can perfectly answer any question I could ask.”

“Hmmm. If you’re that confident, then just ask him something.”

“I understand, Oneesama.”

Timu turned to Dryas-kun.

“Dryas. The aveross uses the first key of darkness magic. Tell me how to construct it. However, you are not to use dipuletion or anshuichon.”

“Milady. First, you invoke the darkness in the favatar. Thereafter, you offer the the schutel-babineh waves. When you do, the heat of the jao’fvai must be――”

Yep… I have noooo idea what you’re talking about. But I get the feeling that what they’re talking about is definitely difficult stuff. Timu really is a genius at magic. She sounded incredibly familiar with the content, like a lecturer at the Academy. And Dryas was answering each question smoothly.

As expected of an elf. He’s showing me the knowledge that the guardians of the forest have. Yeah. Rather than a cook, he really is like a walking encyclopaedia. You could even call him the Prince of Miscellaneous Knowledge.

“You two, sorry for butting in while you seem to be hitting the climax, but stop!”

“”Yes.””

“Timu, Dryas-kun’s answers were correct, weren’t they.”

“Yes. One hundred, no, one hundred and twenty marks. He answered with regards to the next step I would take. I was truly satisfied by his responses.”

“I see. You’re good, Dryas-kun. I’ll acknowledge you. From now on, please take care of us as my Zifang.”

“Oneesama, what is this ‘ji-fahng’?

“Aah, well, in my old life there was this really amazing strategist by the name of Zifang.”

“So that is how it was. It is the acme of honour that you think me as such. I, Dryas, shall give my all to support you in your conquest.”

“I-, I see. Well, try your best.”

Aahh, just like I thought, he really is a chuunibyou. Even though he was born with such a good head…

Aahhh! It’s such a waste!

I was filled with prayers for him to be quickly cured of that disease.

After that, we got Dryas-kun settled in, like getting him to meet with the other members of the Evil God Army, or guiding him around the secret base.

Hm, it’s already this late. I sure am hungry. Should I make something? Yeah, I’ll make something, and we can have a welcoming party for Dryas-kun too.

“You guys must be hungry. I’ll go make some food.”

“W-, We could never have you do such a thing. I will order a subordinate,” said Or.

Oi, if it’s not me, the cook, then who else can prepare food? Aren’t you just a bunch of chuunibyou!

“Or, will that be alright? Can any of you cook? I’m a little anxious, but…”

“O-, Of course. Please leave it to us.”

Or flew out of the room. Will this really be okay? I can’t imagine that these guys could cook a decent meal.

But well~ Since they’re so fired up, maybe I shouldn’t pour cold water over them. They just gained a new friend. It’s not strange to think that they want to do something for him.

Can’t be helped. Guess I’ll give them some face.

I waited for them to finish making dinner.

After a while…

“We have kept you waiting.”

They brought in a feast.

Mn, smells good. Not bad!

They made sure to have an appetiser, some soup, and a main.

Now then, what’s the meat dish for today?

Ohh~? It’s roasted whole beacock! These are some good ingredients. From what I can see, they’re all pretty good.

Yep, yep, every one of these dishes is first class.

Yep, yep, ye-!? H-, Hang on a minute. They’re too first class!

The ingredients for the meat, the seafood, the soup; they’re all super high class.

Or, just how much money did you spend――wha-, oi, oi, you’re kidding, right! This is balott, you know. To so casually use something that you can only get every ten, no, a hundred years from each one is…

The dishes were made from such high class ingredients that it was almost a waste to eat it all. But they were already cooked, so there was nothing to do except eat. In a daze, I brought some food to my mouth.

“!?”

A shock ran through me. The more I chewed, the more the aromatic fragrances of the spices and ingredients mixed and spread through my mouth.

T-, This… With normal seasonings, you’d never get this flavour. This refined taste and richness that you’d never get even after ten, no, a hundred years of cooking.

O-, Oh my god. A-, Are these guys all idiots?

I put down what I was about to eat, and immediately put down my chopsticks.

“What’s with this food!”

“T-, Tilea-sama…?”

“This is why I didn’t want beginners making the food! You think I can eat this?”

“U-Umm, if you have some dissatisfaction with this, I can…”

“EEI! Bring me the manag-, I mean, the person who made this!”

“Y-, Yes.”

Or hurriedly called for the cook.

“I-, I have arrived at your summons. I am Jigma, the one in charge of the cooking.”

“Y-, You. You used gem salt in the broth for this, didn’t you.”

“T-, That was called ‘gem salt’? I simply used the salt that Ortissio-sama purchased, but…”

“O-, Oh hohh~? I-, I see. Ignorance really is terrifying. You know, gem salt is a naturally occurring salt that takes thousands of years to appear. And for you to have… From what I tasted, you must have used a lot, didn’t you.”

“Yes, I did but… Was there something wrong with that?”

“Something wrong…? You…”

“W-Was there some problem?”

It’s hopeless. I can tell that he really doesn’t have a clue. Just tonight’s meal would easily exceed the annual income of a normal family.

And also, as meals they were good, but the cooking was bad. Even though the ingredients were the absolute best, the cooking was nowhere close.

“Also, the way you used 『roasting』, 『smoking』, 『grilling』 and 『steaming』 was completely random. Do you have any experience cooking?”

“No, none at all. I am a soldier.”

O-, Oh my goodness…

These ultra-high class ingredients that any cook would die for was wasted unsparingly by a beginner…?

Or, your money sense is just horrific. As expected of a kid from a great noble’s family.

“Or, what were you thinking?”

“You mean to say…?”

“You know, since you refused me and said you were going to make the food, I thought that you would have somebody who could cook. I can’t say that he doesn’t know anything at all, but this was still sacrilege towards the ingredients, you know? It was unforgivable.”

“Tilea-sama’s anger is most justified. Why did you use such cheap ingredients!”

“You used scraps and waste to prepare a meal that Oneesama was going to eat. Ortissio, I trust you understand?”

“M-, My deepest apologies. I used the highest class ingredients I had on hand, but-”

“AND I AM TELLING YOU THAT THAT IS NEGLIGENCE! In the Demon Capital, even a dog would not eat this refuse!”

They misunderstood, and then began to happily bicker. Haha, honestly, there’s really no hope for these guys.

“DAHHHHHH! Enough! Enough, okay? I really *am going to have to do the cooking myself.”

“However… For somebody like you to do such a thing is――”

“However, schmauever! This is an order! I will be doing the cooking. I can’t leave things to beginners like you.”

I glared them into silence.

Mn, if I leave it to you lot, it’s going to turn into something insane. Speaking of which, I left the ingredient shopping for “Berum – Capital Branch” to Or as well, didn’t I.

T-, This is bad. Did that damned Or buy only crazy stuff? Huhu, for some reason I get the feeling that we’re about to go bankrupt…


Zhang Liang (c. 3rd century BC – 186 BC), courtesy name Zifang, was a strategist and statesman in the early Western Han dynasty. He is also known as one of the “Three Heroes of the early Han dynasty” (漢初三傑), along with Han Xin and Xiao He.

Xun Yu (163–212), courtesy name Wenruo, was a strategist and statesman who served as an advisor to the warlord Cao Cao in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. Xun Yu was a native of Yingchuan (穎川; present-day Xuchang, Henan), and was born in a family of government officials. Xun Yu proved to be a talented youth, and was evaluated by the scholar He Yong as “someone capable of assisting kings” (王佐之才).
In the subsequent years, warlords quickly rose in each region; Xun Yu first served Yuan Shao, whose power base was in Ji Province, but later left him and went to serve Cao Cao in 191.
Cao Cao recognized Xun Yu’s talent and he exclaimed, “Here comes my Zifang!” when Xun Yu arrived, and he appointed Xun as an army commandant.


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Turf War – Chapter 1

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Chapter 1 – “The Evil God Army Secret Base… is an underground empire!?”

Aahh, I want my own shop!

I had grumbled this to everybody earlier. And when I did, that Or suddenly said “Please leave it to me,” before disappearing somewhere. At the time, I thought it was just more chuunibyou…

Today, Or told me something completely insane. Shockingly, he had prepared a shop for me! He did it so casually like he went to fetch me something from the convenience store, but when he came back it was a shop…

Or, could it be that you’re actually from a wealthy family?

While I was in shock, Or told me, “This is the Evil God Army Base,” before leading me inside. Me, Timu, and the other EGA members entered the shop like he told us to.

When I headed inside…

Oohh! This is amazing!

First of all, the interiors…

The decor was clean and pleasant, and didn’t seem gaudy. Having a look at the tables and chairs, they were simple but natural-looking. Or rather, really calming. Just like the types of furnishings we liked in Japan.

Then I looked at all the cooking utensils, and all of them were amazing! My expert eye told me that every one of them was top class.

Amazing. It’s so amazing. The knives, the pans, all of them are like national treasures.

This one knife in particular. When I held it in my hand, it outshone my beloved knife so, so badly. Just this one knife alone is like a fortune. Haha, to a trained eye, the furnishings in this place are all top class. It wouldn’t lose at all to an established high-class shop. Or rather, isn’t it possible that you could call it the best in the city?

“Or, t-, this is…”

“Ortissio! Why is this shop so plain! It is worse than a dog kennel!”

“It is exactly as Camilla-sama says. This is the Evil God Army Base? Do not test us with your jokes! Perhaps execution truly is the bes――”

“N-, nono, Camilla-sama, Commander Nielsen, you misunderstand. This is only a camoflage in order to fool the enemy. The true base is this way.”

In a fluster, Or pointed further into the shop. Apparently there was a staircase that led underground.

W-, What the heck? There’s even more of this shop?

Just this much is amazing already. To be hiding something even more amazing is…

Or can’t just be from some wealthy family. Maybe he’s like the third son of some really powerful noble clan?

I-, It’s possible…

With his words and actions so far, according to my profiling he’s definitely the rich boy of some powerful family.

Hahh~ This is shocking. But it makes sense. Without rich parents, there’s no way you could live this way unemployed. Anyway, let’s see how much this rich boy has prepared for us. I’m a little taken aback, but let’s head in.

We did as Or asked and headed down the stairs.

And then…

UOHHHHHHH! S-, SO, SO HUUUUUUGEEEEE!

What I found downstairs was a veritable labyrinth.

I-, Is this some dungeon?

It’s huge, and not only that, it’s filled with rooms. I-, It can’t be that this is some hidden villa that his family owns? A hidden villa for the nobles to take shelter in during attacks on the Capital. If you consider that his family is one of the most powerful, then it’s quite possible.

Aaahh, Or, you idiot! If you play around in a place like this, your dad is going to get angry at you, okay!?

“Or, t-, this is…”

“Hmph. I suppose the size gets a passing mark… But the furnishings are lower than low.”

“It is exactly as Camilla-sama says. Ortissio, I question your loyalty. It does not even reach the foot of the palace in Demon Capital Benz.”

“M-My deepest apologies. I had only awakened recently, and do not yet have the capital.”

“Enough with your excuses. Truly, execution must be――”

“Aaahh, stop with the chuunibyou! Be quiet for a moment.”

“”Y-, Yes.””

Honestly, Timu and Pervert(Nielsen) don’t get it at all. They don’t even get a little just how much this place is worth. Honestly, you chuunibyou are all so hard to deal with.

Anyway, let’s sort things out in my mind.

Or came along with an insane present.

Can I accept this?

Since Or and his friends attacked me once, I thought to accept some capital from them as an apology fee. Of course, the plan was to pay the money back once the shop got moving, and they didn’t get thrown into jail either, so I thought that it was all well and good but…

I-, Isn’t this way too much? I can’t pay this back, or rather, if I broke a single dish, I wouldn’t be able to break even.

Hm~mm, what should I do?

While I was wracking my brains, I wandered about this massive underground empire. And then I noticed a dazzling shine from one of the rooms.

What’s inside this room?

I walked in without a care to see.

And what I found…

UOOHHHHHHH! D-, DAZZLING! IT’S TOO DAZZLING!!

W-, What the heck. Gold nuggets, emeralds, rubies, all sorts of treasures strewn about the place. Did even the pirates of the Carribean have this much treasure?

Haha, so it existed. Wan Piece…

“Ah-, Tilea-sama, this is the Evil God Army’s treasury. My sincere apologies. We have not yet gathered very much yet.”

“We can see that! Ortissio, the state of this treasury is absolutely wretched! It cannot even compare to what we had in the Demon Capital! Neither its quality nor quantity!”

“Ortissio, this will damage the dignity of the Evil God Army. Throw out this junk and collect something good!”

“M-, My deepest apologies. On this occasion, there was the attack on the capital, and nothing truly good is being traded across the world. Please, please give me more time.”

“Enough. If you are going to embarrass Oneesama by forcing to her to live in this shack… Ortissio, I trust you understand?”

“H-Hii, I-I understand. I will gather some treasure no matter what.”

Ortissio desperately apologised as he bowed.

This merciless extortion…

Isn’t this bullying?

But well, I can understand why they’d want to bully him. He’s a sex offender, after all. In particular, since he tried to turn his fangs on Timu’s sister as well, they’ll probably be hating on him for a while. But you know, Or might be this type of guy, but his parents are probably amazing, you know? If you keep cornering Or like this…

『Wahhh, everybody is bullyinggg meeee! Papa, I beg you, please do something!』

『What? Which fiend dares to bully my cute son! Hang them all immediately.』

『Sniff, thank you, Papa. I’m so heartbroken. Could I have another villa?』

『There, there. I’ll give you anything, so just tell me.』

It’s obvious that something like this is going to happen. I can’t let Or use his ultimate technique, “Papa, I beg you”.

“Aah~ You guys, that’s enough.”

“H-, However, Ortissio has truly been doing too shoddy a job.”

“It’s fine, it’s fine. Or, you’ve set up a pretty decent hideout, haven’t you. I like it.”

“T-, Tilea-sama, w-, what priceless words for the likes of me…”

Or started tearing up. Mn. Looks like I stopped him from flipping out.

Hahh~ My stomach is hurting. Looks like I’ll have more troubles. But Or keeps urging me. Should I just use this place? But Or’s parents might not know about this…

“Or, is it okay for us to use this place? Do you have permission from your parents?”

“Hah… I do not quite understand your words, Tilea-sama, but I prepared this place in secret. Leaving the camoflage shop aside, nobody except essential personnel are aware of this underground base. It should be fine to use this place. Also, as for my parents… I am Camilla-sama’s kin, and thus have no parents. If I had to name one, I suppose it might be Mamira-sama, Camilla’s esteemed mother who――”

“Y-, YOU’RE SAYING THIS STUFF TOOOOOOO!?”

“GUHAH-!”

Before I knew it, I had smacked the back of his head. Honestly, Or, Pervert(Nielsen), they all say the same stuff. Is it some requirement for you guys to try and become my siblings!?

Hahh, I’m exhausted. But well, if he’s going on about “essential personnel” or whatever, I guess he’s gotten permission.

Probably went something like…

『Papa, can I play in that big villa or ours?』

『Geez. You’re such a spoilt. Don’t mess it up, okay?』

『Yayy! I’m going to call all my friends! Can I fit five thousand friends in?』

『Now, now, there are other villas too. Keep it to three thousand, okay?』

What a useless son…

Anyway, I guess uh, it all worked out pretty good. I have the feeling that some annoying stuff is going to happen, but at least I’ve got a shop now. It’s a bit weird that Or is the investor and owner though.


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Since many people didn’t get it, I’ll explain the April Fool’s chapter.

With videos!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFtgd5Z8HnU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us8mhz031Vo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aIVWVUTtes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-l61ovseuA

You have to watch the fight at least. It’s pretty funny. Actually, you should just watch Hokuto no Ken in general. Lots of anime and manga reference it, and it’s great in that it’s both campy, and filled with really quotable lines!

Turf War – Chapter 0

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Chapter 0 – Reunion (April Fools 2016)

The sound of footsteps on stone rang out at even intervals.

In the cold marble temple, each step echoed against the walls.

Before the staircase, those feet stopped.

The blonde girl looked up.

“Camilla. I’ve crawled back from Hell just to meet you.”

Her eyes flared with murderous hatred.

“Oneesama. How long it has been.”

The silver-haired girl, Camilla, mocked her from the dais above.

There was no change in the blonde girl’s expression.

“Where is Milia?”

“Heh,” Camilla sneered, “What if you looked for yourself?”

Wordlessly, the girl ascended the staircase. When she saw what awaited up top, her frozen form betrayed a faint but violent tremble.

“Milia…”

The cold glare, filled with malice, gave way to a helpless and heartbroken gaze.

Sitting quietly on a stone throne was a blonde woman, with dignified features, and slender, pointed ears.

For a moment, the blonde girl seemed to be a lost lamb, powerless before the unchangeable past.

But before half a beat had passed, Camilla had stepped to the side to block her view.

“Remilia has already long forgotten about you.”

Hatred, disbelief, despair, and then a precarious gratitude. In an instant, various emotions flashed through the girl’s blue eyes.

“It’s fine if you’ve forgotten me…”

The girl squeezed out the words.

“Just being alive… is enough for me…”

But Camilla laughed at the girl’s heartfelt words.

“Hahaha! Tilea,” Camilla’s eyes narrowed in mocking, “You are a woman who has already once lost to me. No matter how many times we repeat this, the result will remain the same.”

Tilea thought back to the past. Back to the words that Camilla had thrown at her after their brief exchange, as she lay dying on the ground.

『Oneesama. There is a fatal diffence between the two of us. SHOE-NEN(obsession). You lack SHOE-NEN(obsession).
The SHOE-NEN(obsession) to conquer the world.
The SHOE-NEN(obsession) to pick a side.
The SHOE-NEN(obsession) to keep the woman you love.』

Today was the first time she had seen Camilla again. Not even a little respect for her, remained in Camilla’s eyes.

As the two stared at each other silently, Camilla was the first to break the silence.

“Still,” her eyes narrowing in amusement, “It may yet be fun to crush you in front of your beloved woman again. AYAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!”

The silver-haired Camilla tore off her cape, and leapt into the air with a beautiful cry like a singing nightingale.

“WOOOOOOOOOOOR!”

Unwilling to lose, Tilea let out a cry no less beautiful, as she flipped backwards into the air to retreat.

The two landed gracefully in sync.

“Haha, only your skills at running away have improved. But the likes of you can never defeat my techniques.”

“…”

Tilea cracked her knuckles silently in response to Camilla’s mocking.

Camilla now stood in a fighting pose, her flattened hands moving in graceful but threatening undulations. Under the veil of darkness in the temple, it almost seemed like her hands phased from position to position.

Her beautiful pink lips curved yet further upwards.

“Huhuhu, Tilea, I will once again thrust you into hell.”

Before anybody could possibly reply, those dainty fingers shot out at near imperceptible speeds. Over and over, like countless rays of moonlight.

“WAYOWAHOYAWAHHHHHHHH!”

With a graceful cry, she brought those deadly strikes towards the stock still Tilea.

-DOSSHU-

But with a sound, those seemingly countless hands became just the two again, as Camilla’s left wrist was caught in the immovable vice-grip of Tilea’s right hand.

“Nuh-! Wha-!”

Touki(Fighting Spirit) visibly radiated off Tilea’s snow white skin, as she glared at Camilla like a crazed dragon.

“Y-, You truly are different to the old Tilea… Why?”

“SHOE-NEN(obsession). What changed me was the SHOE-NEN(obsession) that you taught me…”

The two of them stared off again in challenge, but under Tilea’s crushing grip, Camilla was the first to retreat.

Like a swan taking flight, she leapt back as though nothing could impede her movements.

“With the way I am now, someone like you isn’t a match for me. Give it up.”

Tilea spoke blandly.

“Hmph! HEHEHAHAHAH! WAATTAAA!”

Camilla’s beautiful face contorted with madness, as she suddenly attacked again.

But to no avail, as Tilea once again leapt back in an instant, as though she had never been there from the start.

Or so it seemed.

-GISHI-

A sickening sound rang out. It was the sound of something overcoming the adhesive bonds of blood and lymph, and new wounds opening up on Tilea’s chest. Horrid gash opened up on her soft, ample bosom, that now threatened to erupt from her tight, damaged blouse.

“Hehehe!” Camilla laughed in glee upon seeing this. “Your SHOE-NEN(obsession) does not amount to much.”

With fast, yet flowing footwork, Camilla circled about the wounded Tilea.

-lick-

Yet Tilea seemed to pay no heed to her mocking, and after touching her wound with her fingertips, she brought her fingers to her luscious lips.

For the first time, she took a stance. Unlike Camilla’s straight, but soft hands, her fingers were curved and spread apart, tensed into claws.

“Camilla. I have seen through all your movements. This is your loss.”

Tilea warned darkly.

“NUU! DO NOT LOOK DOWN ON MEEE!”

A flurry of non-linear slashes and thrusts assaulted Tilea. And yet, shockingly, she dodged every one of them with ease. Even when the arcs of Camilla’s unpredictable attacks seemed to form a cage, Tilea simply avoided them like a leaf in the wind.

-SLAP-

“WATTOOHHHH!”

Tilea landed a backhand slap on Camilla’s face, but before her sliding side kick could connect, Camilla had gracefully backflipped away several times with a cry, before leaping straight into the air.

Spreading her arms, Tilea shot up to follow.

“WAATAOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!”

“ATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!”

“WAAAACHAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!”

“WASHAASHAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!”

“WAAOOHAAOOHAAOOHHHHHH!!

“HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWW!!”

Graceful cries, like bells in the night air, echoed past the stone pillars, as each girl exchanged technique after technique in the air.

“YADAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”

“WATAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!”

After a final volley of blows, both girls were sent flying back in mid-air. Landing against the vertical surface of two respective pillars, each girl thrust off like hunting hawks, to meet each other for one final airborne confrontation.

“”WAAAARHHHHHHHGHHHHH!!””

[MASHOU: GOKU-SATSU-KEN!]
(DEMON GENERAL: INFERNAL KILLING FIST!)

[JASHIN: HI-EH-KEN!]
(EVIL GOD: FLYING GUARDS’ FIST!)

-PUSHAAAAAAAAA!!!-

Camilla’s spotless clothing inexplicably exploded, leaving her nude, nubile body exposed to the dank temple air.

“Relax. I missed your pressure points on purpose.”

Tilea glared dismissively from above the prone Camilla.

“Return Milia to me.”

“I-
$%^$%^$%^$%^$~

#@$@$@!#$@!#$!@#!@

『What’s that?』

『Sounds like the garbage man.』

『Oh. On Tuesday?』

The sounds of static filled the room for a moment, before transitioning into a completely different scene.

“Wha-!?” screamed Mystic, in shock and disbelief.

Tony…! YOU DARE TAPE COMMANDO OVER MY… JA’AKUTO SHINKENNNNNN(EVIL DIPPER GOD FIST)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????”


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The solution was,

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The password was  “SHOE-NEN(obsession)”

Raid on the Capital – Chapter 32

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Chapter 32 – Their Respective Thoughts

Nichol Jessica was reflecting.

During the attack on the Capital, the population was roughly halved. Only then did this battle, that would later be known as the “Royal Capital Disturbance,” come to an end.

The Royal Family, the Adventurers Guild, the citizens――all suffered grievous injury. But none so grievous as the Public Safety Force. With almost every member dead from Vice-Captain down, they were as good as annihilated. Having lost almost all her subordinates, the Captain, Remilia-sama, was desperate to recruit in the aftermath.

Meanwhile, the inhabitants of the city were trying just as hard to fix their destroyed homes, and return as quickly as possible to normal life. None of the survivors had the time to be grieving.

It became known that the invasion was the work of a secret organisation called the Malferands, and that they were the long-time enemy of Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentagram]. Although a number of baffling points remained, such as huge spikes of mana observed here and there around the city, as well as the sudden retreat of the demon, the deaths of all the Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentagram] members made the truth impossible to know.

The only thing they knew was that the demons had withdrawn, and that peace had returned to the Capital. Most of the residents believed that the desperate resistance of the human forces had repelled the demon attack.

But the truth was different.

All surviving individuals with enough strength or influence, found it suspicious. Why had the demons simply destroyed themselves? After the raid, these people now knew the strength of the demons, unwilling or not. The humans could not have won. They had already speculated that the mysterious deaths of the Malferand officers were likely the result of internal conflict without the demons. Nobody was optimistic enough to think that the humans had done the job.

But Jessica knew even more.

The efforts of one girl saved the nation. But this isn’t something I can tell anybody else. I still don’t know if I should. Even I’m not sure myself. It’s something I’ll need to think about.

That girl, the saviour of our country, was Tilea-san. Is there some reason she isn’t aware of her unrivalled fighting strength?

I can’t say that I don’t want to know, but for some reason I’m afraid of pursuing it.

At any rate, it seems that Tilea-san is going to live in the Capital. She said that she was going to start working here because she was worried about her sister, but is she going to be okay?

Tilea-san is such an airhead that I can’t help but worry. But well, if there’s anything I can do to help her, I will.

In the end, I never got to meet Timu-chan. I wonder if she’s as ridiculous as Tilea-san is.

I really wonder what kind of girl she is. I want to meet her. Well, I guess I can look forward to meeting her at school then.

And speaking of friends…

I hear that Edim is going to continue going to school, even as a vampire. Apparently the authorities don’t know about it. I have no intention of informing them either. If the Royal Family knew, she would be executed for sure.

But is this really fine? What if Edim isn’t the Edim I know anymore…?

Tilea-san told me, “Edim has her human heart back, so it’s fine.”

What’s the truth?

If she’s really still just a vampire, countless people will become victims again. No, I should stop this. I’m really just happy that my friend is alive. I don’t want a repeat of Lyris-chan. I can’t bear to lose another friend.

Thinking about Lyris-chan still hurts so much.

Why…?

For some reason, she feels like a friend I’ve spent years, no, almost all my life with. And who’s the “Aria” that she mentioned at the end?

I’ll find her. It’s Lyris-chan’s last will. There has to be some meaning to it.

Jessica opened the door, and leapt outside.

Now then. Time for school.

There’s no proof that this will be the last demon attack. To defend the country from a second, or third attack, it’s vital to rebuild.

Certainly, there were a number of mysteries surrounding this demon raid on the capital. But there’s nothing to be done, except to be thankful that we’re alive, and to move forward, one step at a time.

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Camilla Bo Malferand was agonising over something.

The other day, I received some presents from Oneesama.

Jessica and Edim, was it…?

With little strength, they would have little use in battle, but their appearances are not bad. More than suitable as toys. I’ll make sure to show them lots of love.

Oneechan has given me two such enjoyable toys. But whatever shall I gift her in return?

Camilla was troubled.

Perhaps a nation? No, no, the entire world is hers to begin with. It would be ridiculous to gift her with her own belongings.

Mn!? But then if everything in the world belongs to Oneesama, how could I possibly gift her something? Truly a conundrum.

What should I do…?

Camilla was troubled. How could she please her lofty and magnificent Oneesama? After thinking for a while, what she came up with was…

I know!

Oneesama once said that “the best presents are made by hand”.

Fumu. It stands to reason that I return her presents(humans) in kind(kin). I shall handcraft her the strongest kin to present to her. Oneesama will surely be pleased. I shall put all my heart into it. No more half-baked creations. I’ll use all my mana this time. After all, I already have plenty of foolish kin like Ortissio.

Camilla envisioned the strongest kin in her mind.

First is loyalty…

Naturally, this shall be set to the maximum. Those who would dare to rebel should be torn limb from limb. I will create a kin who thinks of Oneesama first, and puts her even above myself, its parent.

Now then, what type should it be…?

A mighty hero, or perhaps a wise general? Shall I try asking Oneesama indirectly?

“Oneesama.”

“Ye~s?”

“This may seem sudden, but may I know what your preferred type is?”

“Oohh! To think that you’d suddenly ask something like this.”

“Yes. I would very much like to know how you feel.”

“Hmmm~ This is kinda embarrassing, huh? Do I really have to say?”

“Yes. If possible, I would like to know, but…”

“I see~ To put it bluntly, an elf, I guess.”

“An elf…?”

Although inferior to a demon’s, elves certainly do have powerful bodies, and have long lives as well. Best of all, many of them are attractive. So this is Oneesama’s taste.

“I see. In other words, Oneesama desires a beautiful elf?”

“GUHAH-! That’s a very blunt way of putting it, but… I suppose so.”

“I understand, Oneesama.”

Alright. Let’s go with an elf as the base then. A demonic elf I suppose we could call it.

“Then, this is my second question. Please choose your preference from the following list.”

“W-, What? A continuation of your previous question? Well, that’s fine I guess. Go ahead.”

“Yes. The choices are, the military general type, the mighty hero type, the wise general type, and the all-purpose type.”

“F-, For some reason this feels like a military simulation game.”

“Oneesama, what is this ‘melee Terry simyuleh shon geme’ that you speak of?”

“Eh, it sounds a bit annoying to explain, so don’t worry about it. More importantly, could you explain these types in more detail?”

“Yes. The wise general type advises the army, and forms plans and tactics. A strategist, you could say. The great hero type cuts through enemy lines, and forges the way forward. The military general type is skilled not only in battle, but in commanding troops as well. The all-purpose type is skilled in both martial and mental aspects, but there is the risk that they will be a master-of-none. You could say that the Household Guard, Nielsen included, all fall within the great hero and military general types.”

“Then my choice is absolutely the wise general type. Honestly, I’ve had more than enough of idio――I mean, martial enthusiasts, already. We already have plenty of them around.”

“I see. Then the wise general type it is.”

“H-, Hey, Timu. What’s all this been about? ――Could it be that you’re taking new applicants for the Evil God Army?”

“Huhu, Oneesama, please look forward to it.”

“I-, I’m feeling a little uneasy, but… okay. I see. If it’s the wise general type, then I guess we’re recruiting smart people this time.”

“Yes. I will prepare an exceptionally wise general.”

“Haha, exceptionally, is it? Does that mean they’ll have intelligence points of above 90? Well, 100 is probably impossible.”

“Oneesama, how high is 100 exactly?”

“Oh, 100 points would mean an absolutely flawless strategist.”

“Absolutely flawless, you say!?”

“Yeah. But well, I bet nobody like that actually exists.”

So Oneesama desires a flawless strategist. I must absolutely fulfil her wish.

“Oneesama, does a flawless strategist mean that they never once give a mistaken command?”

“Yep, that’s it. For example, if before a fight with the enemy general, they famously say “They will surely become your subordinate,” then it absolutely has to go that way.”

“Could it be that in your past life, because of a strategist, you…?”

“Yeah. In my last life, back when I used to play a game like you guys do now, Timu, I――”

“As expected of you, Oneesama. Even world conquest is simply a game to you.”

“W-, Well, strictly speaking, it was an online game, but… Anyway, that guy went and said “He is surely awaiting your invitation, milord,” but when I sent a messenger I was rejected! And then the guy even stole the famous gift horse! Honestly, hard to deal with.”

“What insolence! Not only did they dare trample on my Oneesama’s invitation, but they even did something as foolish as taking your horse!”

“Right!? Right!? I saved and loaded so many times. All of it was because of that quack strategist’s fault.”

“A useless strategist brings all harm and no gain. In other words, you would have been better off without him?”

“Exactly. Honestly, that strategist was all talk. Everything always went opposite to plan. But well, I guess it was a bad idea to use a general with 80 intelligence as a strategist, huh.”

“I understand how you feel, Oneesama. Please leave it to me. I shall create a 100 intelligence wise general for you.”

“I-, I see. Good luck with your recruiting.”

“Huhu, Oneesama, he shall be an absolutely flawless strategist. No longer will you suffer mistakes that would deprive you of your horses. Or rather, the very moment anybody rejects your invitation will be the moment of their death.”

“Haha, if they’re dead I guess you can’t bribe them with gifts, huh.”

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Tilea was troubled.

I’ve been thinking ever since it was decided that Timu would be going to school. I’m going to live here in the Capital. Although I want Timu to gain independence, she’s still only 14. It’s obvious that she’d be lonely living away from family. Or rather, I would be lonely. So I decided to find a job in the Capital, and work while watching over her but…

Reality is cruel, tohoho(boo-hoo-hoo).

Relying on my skill as a chef, I asked absolutely every restaurant in the Capital to take me in, but I didn’t receive any favourable responses. It makes sense that you wouldn’t hire somebody whose origins you didn’t even know. There were even some rude people who seemed to be after my body. I immediately ran away though.

Hahh~ Looking for a job is so hard.

To think that I’d be experiencing this in this life as well…

Anyway, after suffering failure after failure, I decided that if I couldn’t be hired at a restaurant, I could just open my own.

Only, I unfortunately had no capital to start with. You’d need at some millions of gold to start a restaurant. It’d be impossible for me to prepare. I don’t want to put a burden on my parents, but I can’t rely on Loser(Bizef) either.

Loser(Bizef) already spent quite a lot of money on the procedures to get Timu into the Magic Academy.

Any more than this is, you know…? I’m not a wicked woman anymore, and I don’t to see him hang himself because of bankruptcy.

Aahh, I wish I had my own store.

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Afterword from the translator:

I’ve noticed that a lot of people aren’t too enthused by the side-character Aria.

I personally find her inclusion pretty cool, actually. As many authors are prone to do, Rina Shito-sensei reused character ideas from his previous works. Pretty much every story was abandoned shortly after he began, but having a look through them proves to be quite interesting for Tilea-fans.

①: Bikitan Empire’s Counterattack.

It’s… a misunderstanding story, but not quite the same as Tilea’s Worries.

PLOT SYNOPSIS: To put it simply, a really ugly Japanese guy lived a crappy life because of his appearance, and in the end was tricked by a hostess and died. When he was reborn in a fantasy world, he was the son of a powerful noble. His skill in magic was great, and it didn’t take long for him to rise in the world. Unfortunately he was still ugly. At any rate, he decided then to raise an orphan girl, Mion, as a bride in a sort of Hikaru Genji project(child grooming). As she grew older, she grew hotter, and eventually became a couple with a famous hot guy, Leo.
Naturally, the protagonist opposed, but they got married anyway and had a daughter. It gets a bit dark from here. The protagonist snaps, rapes Mion, and then uses body possession magic to take-over their silver-haired red-eyed daughter’s body.

Interestingly, this story was the first mention of the Kingdom of Arcudas.

②: Next on the list, a bit further back into his writing timeline, is Demon Milaine’s Otherworld Struggles.

PLOT SYNOPSIS: It’s about a demon girl, Milaine, and how she and a bunch of elves, humans and dwarves all end up teleported to some unknown continent. Everybody, her included, is panicked, with the exception of a strange pair of boys in strange clothing. They belong to the ‘WSLE Society’, and are named Shioda and Inoue respectively…
Incidentally, the girl is actually one of top executives for a demon named Zorg, and she’s also descended from one of the Three Great Demons.
Not only that, her name is Malferand Bo Milaine Radluf. Her close friends usually call her Milaine, while others often call her Mamira.

③: The most interesting one by far, is actually his first story, Aria’s Reversion Spiral.

PLOT SYNOPSIS: A somewhat cowardly, crybaby, teenaged girl named Lia is on the run with her parents. A crazed killer has massacred most of the village, which is now burning. Despite their efforts, her parents die to ‘Sen-san’, the killer, as they try to protect her. In the end, she dies as well, in terror.
When she wakes up, she finds herself in the 6-year-old body of the girl who she used to know as the biggest gangster of the village, Aria. As it turns out, Aria was orphaned at a young age, and lived with her abusive uncle. She finds that her body is currently suffering from a cold, but her uncle sends her out to steal alcohol.
As ‘Aria’, she finds her way back to Lia’s house, and after being stopped by the maid, she collapses in front of Lia’s parents. When she wakes up, Lia’s mother is nursing her, and terrified of being sent away from her beloved parents to that uncle’s side, she cries and begs Lia’s mother not to abandon her. Lia’s mother, Karin, sees ‘Lia’ in ‘Aria’, and convinces her unwilling husband to adopt her as a second daughter.
As a child, Aria meets Sen-san and crazily accuses him of being a mass murderer. He responds in a confused, but kind manner, and she’s struck by confusion and a headache. Eventually she reasons that perhaps she was simply insane with jealousy for the much loved and wealthy Lia, and in combination with her abusive uncle, she came up with a strange delusion about once being Lia.
Aria lives peacefully. One day when she is fourteen, she visits the kindly ‘Sen-san’. He brings up the matter she brought up a long time ago, about accusing him of being a crazed murderer. She apologises, and states that she was simply confused. Though still in wonder, he concludes that it was likely just a coincidence, and murders her.
She once again wakes up as the 6-year-old Aria, and once again becomes adopted. This time, she vows to protect her family.
Along the way, she meets with the popular and beautiful Nichol Jessica. In her first life as Lia, Jessica was discovered as a child to have magical potential, and moved with her family to the Capital.
In this life, she befriends Jessica, and at the end of her life, Sen-san mentions ‘awakening’ and ‘regaining (his) true memories’. Shortly before murdering her again, he states that his true name is Nielsen.
In her third time as Aria, she notices that the training she did in the second time carried over for her, as well as the mana capacity. Having already enjoyed almost thirty years together with her original family, this time she resolves to be independent to toughen herself, after murdering her uncle.
This time as well, she befriends Jessica.
Anyway, she dies again, and the story gets a bit more complicated, and cuts off shortly afterwards.

Still, after considering the Tilea’s Worries profile page, the entry about Aria’s best friend Jessica, and Aria’s secret technique, we can venture some guesses about the Tilea’s Worries Aria.

In the story, Jessica never seemed to understand why Lyris always helped her. As far as Jessica knew, Lyris was just a stranger. On the other hand, during Lyris’ last moments, the story mentioned Jessica’s place in her heart.
Considering that our Aria had the ability to splinter her power and memories into ten clones, we can assume that Lyris inherited a friendship with Jessica. And from Rina-sensei’s previous work, we can venture a guess as to when this mysterious Aria even became friends with Jessica.
Presumably in one of her past loops, she became Jessica’s friend. Then, in one of the loops after she acquired the ‘Fist of Ten Bodies’, she split herself into multiple parts, and at least some of her friendship with Jessica was passed onto the clone, Lyris.
Following that, Lyris behaved as natural, and saved Jessica whenever she was in trouble. Upon her death, her memories returned to Aria.

Well, just some food for thought. Actually, perhaps some of you might think that Aria should be the protagonist. Were this not a ridiculous comedy series, I would have to whole-heartedly agree.

Anyway, that’s how it is. I hope you’ve enjoyed the first two arcs. I’ve tried my best to convey the humour, and now that I’ve gotten better at translating, I’ll probably be going back to see if there’s anything I could improve.

As for the Side Story, Arc 3 and Arc 4, I’m quite eager to translate them. But considering the places they begin chronologically, I’ll only begin translating Arc 4 and the Side Story once I reach certain milestones in Arc 3.

Finally, I’ve updated the character profile page to reflect the situation at the start of the Arc 3.


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Raid on the Capital – Chapter 31

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Chapter 31 – Lyris’ Determination (Finale)

Luxembourg’s violent attack severed the last holds Lyris had on life.

Ahh, my strength is leaving me. I guess this is the end.

In the decades since her birth, Lyris had gone through day after day of vicious training. She had long stopped commenting on the harshness. After completing that training, which pushed her beyond the limits of a human, she finally obtained a mana beyond ten thousand.

Via the heretical “Fist of Ten Bodies”, Lyris, or more accurately, Aria her original, succeeded in possessing ten clones. However, each one had only a tenth of her original memories and power.

One of the ten, Lyris, had succeeded in surpassing 10,000 mana. She wasn’t sure, but it was likely the other nine had succeeded as well. Once she died here, and returned to Aria, just how powerful would she become? She was sure that even Aria would be pleased.

Lyris certainly had regrets.

She never managed to tell Headquarters about the demonic threat, nor the identity of the Evil God.
Nor would she have the chance to train her juniors any longer.
She didn’t have the chance to protect the citizens until the end, either.

And the one regret that struck her the hardest, was that she never managed to save Jessica.

Ahh… I want to see her one more time. Even if my soul is already torn to pieces, and I’ve lost most of my memory…

Jessica, the few years I spent with you, and their memories won’t ever fade. Even in this torturous eternity, my memories with you will support my heart.

Aahh, I’m sleepy. I’m so tired. Jessica…

Just as she was about to fall asleep with her life playing before her eyes, the sounds of somebody’s footsteps approached.

“I-It can’t be! Lyris-chan!”

Jessica!?
I don’t know why, but you were saved?

Thank goodness.

With her biggest regret cleared, an expression of relief appeared on her face.

“Just wait. I’m going to go get help.”

“It… It’s, fine… Hahh, hahh, it’s, too late…”

“B-But!”

“I-, It’s fine… Jessica, I’m glad… you’re… safe…”

“Why? Why are you so worried about me? You’re always, always saving me. Hic-, I, never even got to do anything for you…”

Jessica began to plead as she sobbed.

You’re wrong. You’re wrong, Jessica.

Ahh, my voice… Please, just once more…

“Hahh, hahh, hahh, t-, thanks, for everything… if you’re… troubled… find… A-, Aria…”

“Lyris-chan, who’s Aria?”

“…”

“I-, It can’t be! Lyris-chan! Don’t diee!”

■ ◇ ■ ◇

Five, four, three, two, one… zero――beepbeep, Lyris is Dead.

“So Lyris died.”

In the Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentagram] Headquarters sat a single mage, staring at the water screen. Her name was Aria, and although she looked no different from any other girl, her bearing was ancient.

“Aria-sama, it’s terrible! We received a report that the unit in charge of the Arcudas Kingdom, Team Alec, was completely annihilated.”

A man quickly reported to her.

“Umu. First, let us offer a prayer to our fallen comrades.”

“Milady. I shall relay your word to the others.”

“Also, in place of Team Alec, send Team Jasmar.”

“As you wish.”

No sooner had he heard her commands, the man left the room.

So Lyris is dead…

With this, Schuvarne, Krannich, Calvar, and now the fourth clone, Lyris had died. The souls of the deceased all returned to Aria, the original.

“Well done. You did well to gather this much power before you died.”

The offshoot soul had returned after its growth, and now became Aria’s flesh and blood. When that happened, she inherited not only the power, but the memory as well, imperfect though it might have been. The memories she obtained from Lyris went as far as the resurrection of the Demon King, but unfortunately the identity never reached her.

Well, that’s fine. I can narrow the candidates down, at least. I know for certain that the Demon King is hiding in Arcudas. Team Jasmar can act as the vanguard. First, we’ll have them gather more information.

Huhu, so the Demon King has returned. What perfect timing. After all, I finally have the power and foundation to exact my vengeance upon them.

I’ll kill them. I’ll definitely kill them. I’ll erase every last demon from the face of this world!


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Raid on the Capital – Chapter 30

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Chapter 30 – Lyris’ Determination (Opening)

Lepes died…

When Alec and I headed to the hut that was described, we found his corpse left in a miserable state. He was cool-headed, and always prioritised efficiency. I hated him, but his death came as a shock to me. No matter what kind of person they might have been, it’s never a good feeling to have a comrade die.

I hated his guts, but he was a respectable warrior. He was passionate and motivated in the fight against the demons, and he was deeply loyal to the organisation. I’m sure he ignored his wounds, and fought until he died. The gruesome wounds told of his fight.

It’s the sort of end you would expect him to have. I offered a prayer for the last moments of a gallant warrior.

After that, Alec and I buried his remains, and then decided to return to Headquarters. When we did, we witnessed a girl confronting a werewolf.

We immediately hid, and heard a shocking truth. From the conversation the two exchanged, the girl was the Evil God, and had defeated a number of officers belonging to the invading demon force.

“So that’s Camilla’s boss?”

“Quite likely.”

That kind of girl is the terrifying enemy?

I was finding it hard to believe, but the fact was that she was confronting the werewolf. Apparently the werewolf was going to use his strongest ability on this girl. His mana violently increased.

“Kuh-! This power… Ain’t it a match for that Camilla?”

“Yeah. It’s probably true what he said about getting a temporary boost during a full moon.”

“Oi, even Camilla alone was trouble… To think even that werewolf――”

“Lyris, this is bad. It’s Camilla’s group! They’re heading this way.”

“Roger. Let’s disp――Wha-!?”

Why!? Why was Jessica there?

I was in shock. Jessica was laying not far from the Evil God. Because I was concentrating on the confrontation between Evil God and werewolf, at first I didn’t notice. But it was definitely Jessica.

Was Jessica done in…?

No, her chest was still faintly moving up and down. She was just unconscious, it seems.

“Oi, hurry up! If they arrive here, we won’t be able to leave whenever we want!”

“I know. But, Jessica is here. My best friend is here.”

“Kuh-, I know that you’re faithful to your friendships, but give up just this one time. It’s absolutely impossible to save her.”

Alec gave me a cool-headed judgement. Yeah. I know. With that werewolf’s current mana, it’s impossible to butt in. I know that it’s hopeless.

But…

“Alec, you go first! I’m staying!”

“Lyris, cut it out!”

“No matter what you say, I’m staying. I can’t abandon Jessica. Now go. Hurry up and――”

“No need. It’s too late now.”

Alec’s expression was gloomy.

I see. So they’re here already.

Straining every nerve in my body to the limit, I carefully examined the surroundings. Thick mana signatures appeared all around.

Kuh-, this is the special atmosphere of a demon.

Camilla and her group of demons had already arrived.

Not only that, every one of them was bad news. Compared to them, the demons we’ve fought so far were like infants.

“Alec, these guys…”

“Yeah. They’re on another level to every demon we’ve fought in the past. Even their grunt soldiers are probably stronger than Bebe.”

“W-, With these guys here, doesn’t look like we can move.”

“Yeah. Looks like we can only wait here.”

Alec and I held our breaths in the bushes.

The fight was beginning. The Evil God fired magic at the werewolf. And then without being able to do a thing, the werewolf was annihilated without a trace.

I don’t even have words. What power…

It blew away the experiences I had always relied on. Something different to any of the existing magic systems. A mass of destruction and chaos that you could even call the primordial building blocks of all elements. And an ultimate power that I couldn’t even describe in words.

I’ve jumped into deathzones plenty of times. I’ve experienced some battles with far superior enemies, and it was common for me to resolve myself to die. Even though I believed I could keep my calm as a warrior no matter what I faced…

The scene before me alone, caused my fear to become unbearable.

W-, What is that?

That werewolf was even more powerful than Bebe. During a full moon, it’s mana even approached Camilla’s. And yet it was destroyed in a hit. A single hit.

Evil God Tilea. She just looks like a blonde-haired blue-eyed beauty. Her face is familiar somehow, but I can’t place it. All I can say is that her overflowing mana was enough to change her from an angel to a demon.

If I move, won’t I die!?

I can’t move. If I move even a finger, that devil will notice me.

Just how long have we been frozen here? Objectively, probably, not too long.

After the Evil God gave a speech to rouse her army, they dispersed, and we could finally move again. But still, that speech… Didn’t she just declare that she would conquer the world!?

Her subordinates had listened in zeal. Understandable, after her display of power. Demons are drawn by absolute strength. I’m sure her army fanatically worships her.

“Alec. C-, Can you believe this?”

“We immediately evacuate… With a monster like that, far from fighting, even confronting would be dangerous.”

Alec had a cold sweat. Despite the fact that he’s the absolute calmest one of our team. But looking at that monster made me agree. She was frightening enough that even the terrifying Camilla looked like a child in comparison.

“Alec, I’ll say it as much as you want, but I’m not gunna withdraw. I’m gunna save her.”

“Lyris, it’s impossible to rescue your friend. If we don’t at least call for reinforcements and prepare, we’ll just die in vain.”

“No, if I’m late to save her, her life will be in danger.”

“Lyris! E-, Even after seeing that, you’re still saying these stupid things!?”

Alec shouted at me with a tragic expression. He was prepared to use force if I didn’t listen.

“Please. I’m begging you. Please don’t stop me. Jessica… Jessica is the only one I can’t abandon.”

Alec looked up at the sky. I glared at Alec, letting him know that even if he tried to stop me, it would be useless.

“Huu~ Fine then. I’ll help too.”

“Alec, I’m sorry.”

“But promise me this. You won’t chase too far. When I decide that we’re in danger, we withdraw.”

“…Got it.”

Together with Alec, we stealthily pursued the Evil God. We continued to follow her without being noticed. It was so dangerous, that it made every past mission look boring in comparison.

The Evil God continued to move with Jessica in her arms.

Is she heading back to Headquarters?

“Alec, could it be…”

“Yeah. She’s going back to Headquarters. She probably intends to mix in with the civilians.”

“Is that even possible?”

“Try Searching her mana. Not only the Evil God, every member of this army has mana on the level of your ordinary person. It’s shocking how far they’ve suppressed their mana.”

“I-, It’s true. Then, like this, nobody would even know they were demons.”

“Lyris, it’s getting more and more important that we report back.”

“Alec, what now? If they mix with the civilians, it’ll be difficult to find them.”

“…Alright. It’s dangerous, but let’s memorise the mana of the Evil God.”

“Isn’t that too dangerous? Maybe we shouldn’t…”

“No, it’s dangerous, but it’s worth doing. We don’t even know if they’ll stay in the Capital. If they kept their mana suppressed and then disappeared beyond our borders, it would be impossible to ever find them. We only have this chance while the Evil God is still suppressing her mana.”

“Got it. You’re right. If we remember the wavelength, then we can find her no matter where she goes.”

“Lyris, watch the surroundings.”

“Roger. But don’t overdo it. The Evil God is unfathomable.”

Alec activated Trace. Every person has a different mana wavelength. If you succeed in examining their mana, you can grasp their location, and even teleport to them. Even if I fail to save Jessica now, as long as I know where she is, I can try again.

Please succeed!

Alec concentrated every fibre of his being to Search, and he began sweating like crazy.

This was him giving his absolute everything.

Will he succeed…?

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“You’re watching me, aren’t you!”

A sudden shout came from the Evil God.

W-, What? That was a totally different voice to the earlier girl’s voice. What’s going on?

All I can say is that the Evil God noticed our Search.

“T-, This is bad. It looks like she noticed. Alec, we should retreat for…”

“Agugu… C-, Can’t be. Hii… Y-You-, i-impossible…”

“A-, Alec?”

What’s happening? It’s the first time I’ve ever seen Alec like this.

Just what the hell did he see inside the Evil God?

“Alec, get it together! We’re running now!”

“Ah, hii, haa, aaahh…”

“Alec! Lepes, Vera, our comrades died in this fight, yanno! I-, If you act like this, they’ll turn in their graves!”

I slapped him. With unfocused eyes, he turned my way.

“Hahh, hahh, s-, sorry. It’s impossible for me. A-, After seeing something like that, I can’t fight. I can’t fight.”

“Anyway, the Evil God is coming our way. Hurry up and move!”

“Hahh, hahh, hahh, I-, I’m done for.”

“Stop whining and move!”

I forcefully pulled on his arm, but he brushed me off.

“I-, I’M FINNEEEEE! GOOOOOO!”

“B-, But…”

“Hahh, hahhh. Y-, You want to save your friend, right! Then first you need to survive!”

At his scream, I began to run.

“Hahh, hahh, hahh. LYRIS, D-, DON’T TURN AROUND, AND JUST LISTEN! Hahh, hahh. S-, SHE’S THE DEMON KINGGG! …H-HI-GYAHH!”

I heard Alec’s death cry.

But I didn’t turn to look. I can’t stop. If I stop, I’ll have wasted Alec’s sacrifice. I circulated all my mana and used speed enhancement magic and ran.

S-, Sorry, Jessica. I can’t save you right now.

I was naive. Because I asked for the impossible, Alec lost his life. I’m calm now. To defeat the Evil God, I need to come back with a plan. Until then, wait for me. I’ll definitely save you, Jessica.

First is to return to the Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentagram] headquarters.

And then, I have to let them know that the Demon King is back, and that she’s a girl called Tilea. The emergency teleportation circle that connects there is just ahead.

As long as I can make it there…

A little more, just a little more――

“Die!”

“Wha-!”

As I was running at full speed, a magic bullet suddenly came from ahead. I managed to barely avoid it, but that was basically a fluke. The next time it comes, I don’t have the confidence to avoid it.

Who is it?

The silhouette of a person appeared before me. One eye was fiery red, while the other was icy blue. On top of that she had red ears too. Like a cat.

“A beastman? No, not just a beastman. The strength of that magic bullet… A demon?”

I immediately prepared to fight.

“Hmm~ So close. I’m a demon, but not just a demon.”

“What!?”

“Secret Technique, Air Asia[Super Demonic Hand Magic Strike]. Kuku, I bet you thought you dodged it. But you’re already dead.”

“Eh-!?”

My body swayed, and lost its power. Blood was flowing from every part of me.

W-, When did she!?

T-, This is bad. I know what this means from my warrior’s experience. It’s fatal.

“Kyaha♪ What a shame. But nobody can know Zorg-sama’s secret and live.”

“Hahh, hahh, y-, you…”

“What~? Do you want to know who I am? Kyaha♪ Okay~ I’ll tell you. You’re going to die, anyway. I’m one of the Six Demon Generals――No, the Viceroy of the New Demon King Army, Luxembourg.”

“Hahh, hahh, t-, the Viceroy of, the D-, Demon King… Army?”

“Yep, isn’t that a great memory to take to the grave? Well then, I’m busy with Zorg-sama’s defence, so please just die on your own♪”

With that, the finishing strike came from Luxembourg. And then, with a satisfied expression, she disappeared into the night.


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