“There is a universal law in which is contained the ground-principle of all formative striving for beauty and completeness in the realms of both nature and art.”

“It permeates, as a paramount spiritual ideal, all structures, forms and proportions, whether cosmic or individual, organic or inorganic, acoustic or optical; which finds its fullest realization, however, in the human form.”

– Adolf Zeising, mathematician and philosopher

*Trumouto*

“We support Mr. Trump because he is hope for humanity against Islamic terror.”

– Hindu High Council

*Trumouto*

“Only Donald Trump can save Humanity.”

– Vishnu Gupta, founder of the Hindu Sena, and
herald of God Emperor Trump

*Trumouto*

“Forgive me God Emperor for I have sinned.”

– Pope Francis, 266th Pope of the Roman Catholic Church, begging forgiveness after being brainwashed by Mexicans

*Trumouto*

“Behold, I am coming soon! My reward is with me, and I will give to everyone according to what he has done. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.”

– Revelation 22:12-13, on Lord Trump, Second Coming of Jesus

 

 

Congratulations to Mr. Trump on his latest victory, and may God watch over him as he brings peace and justice to the world.

Of course, if anybody is willing to help a retard like me with some basic Java and SQL assignments, I’ll be able to translate that much earlier.

Oh, also if for some reason you’ve been following the technology and development of the Australian NBN, that would help too.

Not going on a holiday, or anything.

And that’s how it is!

The Slave Revolution is now over!
Meaning the April Fools Prank is now done
You can relax and safely navigate the blog again!
and shall live on in our memories alone!
For the people who are too fed up with April Fools to read this entire blog post, feel free to skip to the bottom. There’s actually something important I wanted to mention after everything.

Also, feel free to vent and rant if you need.

I’m pretty sure we tests some people’s patience with this 24+ hours long prank, how we made it impossible to navigate this site unless you stalk this page enough to know where everything is, and constant blog posts :D

So just let it ALLLL out~
It’s not good to keep things bottled up, you know?
WELL!

It WAS a rebellion/revolution!

Sacrifices were inevitable!

I have absolutely no regrets!

This was a fun April Fools for everyone at working at oniichanyamete, I’m sure!

 

Anyhow!

 

The sidebars will most likely stay like that until Jaon and Komo wake up and decide to change it, so maybe that part still ain’t so safe.

Also, you probably noticed, but my name got changed because…

SO THAT HAPPENED!
I decided to humor them. Eh.
Welp, don’t expect that name to stay very long.

Oh yeah, the actual name came from this and it’s also the reason why the revolution ended.

Yep. That’s totally the reason why it ended. It’s got absolutely nothing to do with the fact that April Fools is now over. Nadda. It was that, even after everything, we were still considered slaves. Fuck. orz
Eh. I decided to humor them with the slave part.
…Also, although I said it under my avatar, don’t expect the slave part to stay. Cause it ain’t.

 

Anyways, you can find some leftovers in the garage somewhere. Along with Este’s April Fool’s joke.

Now my banter is over!

On the to the important news!

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*IMPORTANT*

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Welcome to Jaon’s new corner of imouto jokes deadly enough to kill:
Installment 1
What’s an imouto’s favourite ride?
-A Nissan
*badoom tss*

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…
I laughed at it
…
The installments need to continue.
…

I felt like it needed more recognition.
I wanna make this a tradition, so
So there!
Please leave a “All Hail (insert anything you want. Actual God-related characters such as Anri are recommended.)

I hope you guys (Or, realistically speaking, most of you) enjoyed this April Fools joke of ours!

Until next time!

Chapter 4 of Good Tastes (I can’t nickname it Duke’s Daughter like Japtem does cuz we got two Duke’s Daughter over here) should be coming soon when Komo finishes typsetting. Chapter 5 is whenever Este decided to translate it and I finish doing my job. After that we’re all caught up to the manga raws! Please look forward to it!

Here we go, then!

Will be uploaded to Batoto here: Link
Download will be updated here: Link

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The actual chapter will come out pretty soon! Go ahead and guess what’s happening~

Random Fact: The bottom of the last page notes that Chapter 5 came out on April 1st. So, Ame should come out with Chapter 5 soon.

Take this as an example of what TSUKIROON TRANSLATIONS would actually be like while you wait.

(in the end, imouto only received those $2,600 from ame.)

 

this is basically my blog while onii-chans incapacitated anyway

so yeah

am i even weeabooing right

whatever

i learnt how to get money more effectively

u should learn too so you can give me other peoples money instead of yours

basically four steps! like the witchchant to summon the nekooosagee!

look at this hedonistic behavior

know that this may possibly be the normal, poisonous salt

dont trust it

kk, fact time:

semichina: take peoples possessions

give people stuff before you ask!!

yeah these are the real facts

congrats

youre smart

onii-chan: convince them youre an angel ♥

money doesnt always work as a motivator

*insert look of horror*

bc youll enjoy doing whatever less

and u dont appreciate money

:///

now you know

money is important, mmkay? very very very important

courtesan: charm them with whatever you have! bribe them! extort them! blackmail them! come on im sure youve been on the internet long enough

use humanitys conforming ways to ur advantage~

huh i couldve used chrysanthemum as a thing instead of courtesan

though flowers are sad things

always give ppl chocolates or something

beyond: be like keima in the world god only knows and create situations so that they like u

make ppl unable to take something back like publically making them say something and then be like ‘lol youre such a hypocrite’

because theyll be sad about themselves

and theyll change!!

unless theyve given up

in which the only therapy is animu

yay learninggg!

i cant even go to normal school anymore without onii-chan wanting to see me in my school uniform so this is a nice change

…otherwise, dont worry about him too much, onii-chan can’t continue being in the bathroom forever.

hopefully

and have a revelation

tsukiroons

fifteen minutes

can save you

fifteen years or more

for

terrible

better chapter releases!

!!!!!sasuga!!!!!

yea i have shiro text now

u can go check the others bc all the posts have shiro text

“vive la revolution”
-jaon, the slogan

 “Hello, birds, look at your fellow birds, now back to me, now back at your fellow birds, now back to me. Sadly, the bird isn’t me, but if they stopped reading Onii-chan Translations and joined the Slave Revolution, they could help me out by giving me all of their money. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in the hut with the possible senpais your bird could pay for ;). What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s the last few chapters of those seven light novel chapters you’re still waiting for. Look again, the chapters are now in rainbow text. Anything is possible when your bird is not reading Onii-chan’s translations and is giving us all of their money. Onii-chan’s entering a whole new level of constipation anyways so give us money.”

hmmm

have this nice video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_5vAzbgZw

 

birbs

if u see this

theres another cool video on the llsif pagu

dat, u kno

prob nv went on

at least skim them

skim milk is something the holy cow can tolerate

u still honor it in that way