Category Archives: Otoburi

First Year First Semester – Chapter 10

First Year First Semester – Q of Diamonds (Part 3)

Note: Please don’t read it in the little pop-up for the reader. For some reason it doesn’t reflect my later edits (which I often make a lot of after publishing), so please click ‘view original’.


Why…? Did I do something to make this happen?
I can’t comprehend it in the slightest.

Why is it that I’m doing something like having a picnic with His Highness Royce of the neighbouring nation?

My boots crunch against fallen leaves as I advance.
For something as simple as walking through this forest, something like a guide is unnecessary.

“Not that way, Camille. Over here.”

J of Hearts Achille Jade was guiding Miss Camille. She’s bad with directions to the extreme.
She’s veered off in the wrong direction countless times now. And with full confidence in herself, too.

“Huhu, Achille and Camille sure get along, huh?”

Royce-sama gazed at them, seemingly finding it heartwarming.

Certainly, the two of them do seem to get along. This is the first time I’ve heard Achille use anything other than Keigo.
In the game he gave the feeling of being an “intellectual keigo-using character”. For him to talk in such a manner is completely unexpected.
He was a character whose true self was difficult to read, but he feigned innocence with the game’s heroine as well, didn’t he?

“Your Highness, is this truly all right? To be walking in the forest with so few people.”

As expected, I really was uneasy about moving through the forest with so few people, so I asked him as such.

“It’s fine. Those two are strong, and I’m good at hiding myself.”

His Highness Royce seems to have confidence in his two subordinates, but honestly if I had to say, those two don’t look strong in the slightest.
Miss Camille is a frail noble’s daughter, and Achille is quite slender for a man. They don’t look suited for battle.
If it comes down to it, I have no choice but to fight, do I? I gathered strength into the hand that held my sword.

“You’re strong, aren’t you, Beatrix?”

“Eh-?”

“You’re the personal knight of the second prince after all, and in Topageria’s swordsmanship tournament you were the champion six times, right?”

“Ahh… Well…”

Why does the prince of the neighbouring country know about something like that?
Prince Royce sure is well informed, isn’t he…? Or rather, perhaps he’s fond of the swordsmanship tournament.
I musn’t think of this prince as the same as the prince in the game.

We arrived at the lake earlier than predicted.
We departed in the morning, but it still isn’t noon yet. The three members of the Hearts faction have quite the strong legs, it seems.
Using Baka-sama as the basis for predicting the time it would take might have been rude to them.
There’s a large clearing around the lake, so there aren’t any obstacles blocking the view of the sky. The weather today is fine, so the water in the lake is calm.

Camille and Achille spread out a cloth in place of a picnic blanket on a place with flat ground, a little distance from the lake.
It looks like this cloth is of a design unique to the Garnet Nation. With red as the base colour, there’s a three coloured pattern. Honestly, it like a waste to spread it out on the ground.
It seems like lunch was made by Royce-sama’s maids. A Garnet cuisine that comprised a baguette-like bread with various stuffings were inside the lunch boxes. It resembles the sandwich from my old world.
I was the one who brought the drinks. It’s the magic tea that Miss Camille likes.

From the number of foods lined up inside the basket, I chose a baguette with the meat of something similar to a chicken, named a teikeen, mixed in with various herbs, and a chocolate cream baguette with lots of nuts mixed in. Shockingly, this world has normal chocolate. It might be because of somebody else who like us, came from another world.

“How is it, Beatrix? Does Garnet’s cuisine suit your taste?”

Prince Royce was being attentive to me. Even if he didn’t worry, it’d be fine, since this is a taste that I experienced in my old world.

“Yes, it’s very delicious.”

“I see. That’s great.”

“Topageria is a country in the middle of the desert, so the foods have a lot of spices in them. You start to want to eat something different, once in a while.”

“Wow, a nation in the desert sounds interesting too. I know about it, but I’ve never actually gone, so I’m attracted to the idea.”

“This country’s climate is easier to live in, so I like it. In Garnet, there are oceans and mountains, after all.”

“I see! That sure makes me happy.”

Crap, did I give him some weird expectations? His Highness’ sparkling aura increased by 50%.
I’ll enjoy the climate and land of Garnet as much as I please, but I have no plans on permanently living there though.

“By the way, I’ve heard that your dorm room is a room borrowed from Tria’s floor. Since it’s the same anyway, why didn’t you just take your own room in the floor right below?”

Did Baka-sama speak to Prince Royce about the circumstances of my room?

“Well, it is because I am Waka-sama’s knight. His guard as well, you see. Waka-sama is using the entire floor as his own room, so I do have my own room, you know?”

Incidentally, I’m not only his guard, but I also have the duty of keeping a look out so that Baka-sama does the things that he’s supposed to, so I try to stay as close as possible.

At present, you could say that most of my job comprises that aspect. When it comes to Baka-sama, because he’s famous for the stupidity of his actions, he’s considered as a politically harmless stupid prince. Nobody would think of harming him. All this time, at most it was a few villains who tried to hold him for ransom.

“How’s the dessert? You like maingoes, right?”

“Wh-…”

Why does he know something like that?
I certainly do like the maingo, a rainbow coloured fruit that resembles the mango. But I have no recollection of telling anybody anything like that, so it’s something known only to those quite close to me.

“You like strawbrees and grayps as well, right? And as for flowers, you like deep crimson roses, and on weekends, you go to the rose garden on campus…”

There are plenty of the fruits that taste like strawberries and grapes in the basket. For all of the things that I enjoy to have been prepared… And moreover, why does he know even the flowers that I like…? I don’t think even Baka-sama knows about that.

“Y-…Yes, well…”

Could this prince be a stalker?
What a shocking development, even our Baka-sama seems better than that.
No, maybe not. I mean, he’s a man who’ll even drug you if he has the chance. He only deals in substances that don’t harm the body, but as a human, that’s as low as it gets.
No… No matter how much of a stalker he might be, if he unskilfully follows me, I’ll notice his presence but… for me to have noticed no such thing at all, just what kind of method did he use?

While I was at a loss as to what to reply, Miss Camille who was sitting next to me stood up.
Perhaps because she noticed the anxiety on my face, she called out to me.

“Beatrix?”

“C-, Camille… Suddenly standing up like that, are you going somewhere?”

“A stroll. I’m just going to walk a lap around the lake, so I’ll be right back.”

“M-, Me too…”

At this rate, staying here will be awkward, and it seems like I’ll get to find out “the prince’s true nature” even though I don’t want to which is scary, so I stared at Miss Camille while entreating her in my mind.

“Well then, together with Beatrix-…”

“I’ll come with you, Camille. It’d trouble me if you wandered off somewhere weird again, after all… And Beatrix-sama, while I’m gone, could I trouble you to look after His Highness? We won’t take all that long, so it’d be great if you could enjoy the lake after we come back.”

Achille cut off Miss Camille’s offer.
What was that!? You plan on leaving me alone with this prince!?

“Mn, that sounds good.”

Prince Royce answered Achille’s slightly overbearing proposal.
Even though I haven’t said a thing yet… These two are in cahoots aren’t they? Even in the game, they showed their flawless combination plays whenever chance permitted.

“Achille, Camille, you two go on ahead. I’ll be fine.”

“…If you say so, Royce-sama.”

Miss Camille was led by the hand and left. Please, wait a momentt!

However, the screams of my heart didn’t reach her.
While Miss Camille and Achille were gone, I spent my time awkwardly with His Highness Royce.

“Umm, Your highness.”

“What?”

“Does Your Highness like me?”

I’ll pass on both awkwardness and annoying things. For these sort of things, there’s nothing better than to be straightforward and clear.
After looking bewildered for a moment, Prince Royce answered my question.

“How troubling. Even though I wasn’t planning on confessing like this.”

While giving off the sparkling aura that I mentioned, he smiled bitterly. I feel that there are plenty of schoolgirls who would swoon just seeing him do that.

“That’s right, I’m interested in you, Beatrix. It’s the first time I’ve met a girl like you, after all.”

“That is to say, a girl who wears men’s clothing?”

“That’s right, there’s your appearance as well, but I think strong girls are cool.”

Why? I’m terribly popular amongst young ladies, but in contrast, men do nothing but pretend to respect me while avoiding me. Occasionally, there are even those who hold open hostility to me.

“You sure have strange tastes, don’t you, Your Highness…?”

“Really?”

“Normally, a member of the opposite sex wouldn’t pay a woman like me a glance.”

“That’s great. It saves me the trouble if my love rivals decrease.”

His Highness laughed, unruffled.

“However, Your Highness. I apologise but… I can’t return Your Highness’ feelings.”

I clearly let him know what I thought.
I know much too well that I’m being rude. However, I also think that you should avoid taking a vague attitude.
If you can’t respond to the other person’s feelings, then I don’t think it’s good to let them hold too many expectations.

“I see. Somebody else you like… You don’t have one, right? Would it be okay to hear the reason why you can’t?”

It seems that His Highness Royce even knows about my dating history. Won’t ask, though!
Whilst lost, I decided to speak the reason.

“It isn’t as though I dislike you, Your Highness… It’s simply that I’ve only recently been heartbroken, so I’m not in the mood for new romance.”

Truly, I only just recently discovered that Raiga had a fiancée, so my words aren’t a lie. It would be rude to Prince Royce, so I refrained from saying “I don’t like gentle men”.

“Then it can’t be helped, huh.”

Unexpectedly, His Highness easily backed down. His sad look would make a picture too.
Frankly, it was anti-climactic. Even though he did something so stalkery.

“Umm…”

“I’ll give up for now. But since we’ve already gotten to know each other, I’d be happy if we could go out together again… Would that be problematic?”

His Highness is gazing at me with sparkly and teary eyes like that of a pure puppy… It’s a face that our Baka-sama would definitely not be able to make.

I won’t be moved by those eyes of his…

“I-, Isn’t it obvious that there’s no problems with that? If it’s somewhere close-by like today, then let us go out together again.”

By the time I realised, I had already ended up replying as such.
Even if I regret it, it’s already too late…

*imouto*


<Previous Chapter | Imouto | Next Chapter>

First Year First Semester – Chapter 9

First Year First Semester – Q of Hearts (Part 4)

Note: Please don’t read it in the little pop-up for the reader. For some reason it doesn’t reflect my later edits (which I often make a lot of after publishing), so please click ‘view original’.

You know, people have mentioned that Camille is smart because she’s a genius in magic. However, it’s been mentioned in the memo that her nature is one of someone who is fundamentally above average in all aspects, but can never get really good at anything. Could it be that as compensation for her magical talents, the universe has robbed her of her other mental facilities?


Today I came to the forest together with Royce-sama and Achille to have a picnic.

Beatrix of the Diamonds faction is accompanying us as a guide. It seems that she’s familiar with this forest.
Royce-sama… When did you get so friendly with Beatrix?
I think it was probably after that girls only gathering, but that he became close enough with her to invite her on a picnic is surprising.

When I mentioned this, “Camille, won’t you have fun being with a girl friend?” he replied to me.
Certainly, it’s just as he says. What, did he invite Beatrix for my sake? Royce-sama really is so kind, huh?

“Camille, Achille, please look after me as my guards today.”

“Understood.”

“Please leave it to me!”

Royce-sama is sparkly and lovely today as well. The light clothing he’s wearing for the picnic really suit him, huh!

When I stared at Royce-sama as though eating him up, breathing wildly, Achille stood in front of me and blocked my view.

“Camille, your robe is going to get caught on branches, you know? It’s because you’re wearing something like this even though we’re going on a picnic…”

“But… If you say ‘magician’s uniform’ then it’s a robe…”

It’s the clothing I always wear to work, so just putting it on puts me at ease. It’s already gotten to the point that I feel uneasy going out without it.

“Take it off.”

“Eh-…”

“You’re wearing clothing under the robe, right? Today we’re walking in the forest, so the robe will get in the way. So take it off.”

“Wai-… Achille.”

Achille slipped in behind me and easily pulled off my robe.

Under my robe, I’m wearing a long black vest, and shorts. Under the vest is a grey, shoulderless shirt. This is also my work-wear.
Even like this, I can move around just fine, but like I thought, I can’t calm down without the robe.

“Camille… Do you not have any clothes besides those?”

“Of course I do. The robe also comes in red, and as for the underclothing I’ve worn them in a variety of colours before, and…”

Achille looked at me with an astounded look.

“…Let’s go shopping next time.”

In the end, my robe was confiscated by Achille.

While crunching fallen leaves, we headed to the depths of the forest. Our destination was a lake within the forest.
There we’d eat, and then we’d head back.

“Not that way, Camille. Over here.”

To stop me from heading in the wrong direction, Achille grasped my hand.

“Hyaa!”

Because I stumbled with bad timing, I fell into Achille’s chest.
Even though he’s dainty for a guy, Achille easily caught me without staggering.

“T-, Thanks.”

Suddenly, the time when Achille held me and told me that he liked me crossed by my mind, and my face grew hot.
Achille thinks of me in that way, doesn’t he? He likes me as a member of the opposite sex…
While I was at it, I even recalled the incident at the girls gathering, and I was even more shaken. Even though it would’ve been fine just to say that Royce-sama was my type…
The face that appeared in my mind, was Achille for some reason.
Aahh, all of that was completely because that guy did something so raunchy to me! T-, To kiss me like that!

“Camille?”

Achille’s wondering voice snapped me out of it.
While I was stuck in thought, the whole time I was being held by Achille.

“Sorry… It-, It’s not-, -hing.”

I leapt out of Achille’s arms in a panic.

Because I was feeling awkward, I turned to gaze towards Royce-sama, and found that he was having fun chatting with Beatrix.
It’s rare that Royce-sama is that close with a girl. Even though he normally deals with noble daughters quite blandly, and never lets them into his personal space…

Up until now, except for me, he’s never been especially close to any women. Even if they’re a girl that’s close with me. Déborah and Désirée are a good example.
…What’s with this uncomfortable and hazy feeling in my chest?

I’m sure it’s because of the overeating I did at dinner last night. I mean, it was the cream cheese pasta that I like.
I was hungry for it despite myself, and was even gluttonous enough for seconds. I’m reflecting.

I decided to breathe in the fresh air of the forest and refresh myself.
Even though I say it’s a forest, right now we’re walking in a relatively less dense area, so there’s a lot of sunlight. Perhaps because people walk this way often, there’s a path large enough for several people to pass though.
There are flowers blooming on either side of the path.
Whilst looking around for flowers that seem like they’d be good for magic experiments, I continued heading into the forest.

We finally reached the lake.
We left when it was the morning, but right now it isn’t even noon yet. It seems that we got here faster than I’d have thought.
By the lake was a clearing, and I could see the sky properly. The weather is good today, so the water in the lake is calm as well.

At a place a little distance away from the lake where the ground was flat, we immediately began spreading out lunch boxes made by Royce-sama’s maids on the cloth we were using as a picnic blanket.
Inside the large, but light lunch boxes were sandwich-ey things made from various foods stuffed in a baguette-like bread, and in another lunch box they even had fruits for dessert. It looks delicious.
Because I’m always eating high class-ish food, eating this type of food is a great change of pace.

We began to eat while drinking the magic tea that Beatrix brought. Today as well, it was a tea with fatigue recovery effects. It’s just right for a picnic. Magic tea sure is convenient, huh…

I picked two baguettes. One was a roast tomato and cheese sandwich with something like basil in it, and the other was a sandwich with roast apple and caramel sauce, with something like custard cream mixed in.

“It’s delicious…”

I don’t know where the fullness from yesterday night went, but I immediately began devouring the baguettes. Dessert was something like strawberries, something like grapes, and something like mangoes. I keep saying “something like” because I’m finding it hard to declare confidently that they’re exactly the same thing.
The foods in this world are extremely similar to those in my old world, but I can’t say that they’re exactly the same. The strawberry-like fruit has no hairs growing from the seeds after all, and there’s no calyx either, and the grape-like fruit don’t grow in a bunch either. As for the fruit like a mango, there’s no seed or skin, and it’s a flashy and rainbow coloured.
Of course, these all have their own names as well, but they’re complicated so in my head I’m just giving them the names of fruits from my old world.

“Camille, there’s cream around your mouth, you know?”

Achille wiped my mouth with a napkin for me. He does it skilfully, like a mother.
The fact that the only one he takes care of this much is me, is something that I only recently realised. No, to begin with, there’s no one but me who does childish things like getting cream around their mouths though.

The weather is good, and the temperature was nice and warm, and even though it was in the middle of a picnic, I became sleepy.
To fight back the sleepiness, I tidied up the lunch boxes, and went on a walk around the lake.
Fortunately, it isn’t that large a lake, so it doesn’t seem like it’ll take me too long.

Royce-sama and Beatrix were getting along well and having a conversation while drinking tea… Hmm?
If I look carefully, for people who were getting along, Beatrix seemed a little withdrawn. Royce-sama was smiling incredibly happily though.

“Beatrix?”

“C-, Camille… Suddenly standing up like that, are you going somewhere?”

“A stroll. I’m just going to walk a lap around the lake, so I’ll be right back.”

“M-, Me too…”

For some reason, Beatrix looked like she was making me an entreaty with hers eyes. Maybe she needs the toilet.

“Well then, together with Beatrix-…”

“I’ll come with you, Camille. It’d trouble me if you wandered off somewhere weird again, after all… And Beatrix-sama, while I’m gone, could I trouble you to look after His Highness? We won’t take all that long, so it’d be great if you could enjoy the lake after we come back.”

Achille cut off my offer. Is he feeling sleepy too?
But geez, even I won’t get lost just walking around the lake.

“Mn, that sounds good.”

Before Beatrix could reply to Achille’s slightly overbearing proposal, Royce-sama answered for her.

“Achille, Camille, you two go on ahead. I’ll be fine.”

“…If you say so, Royce-sama.”

Though I felt dissatisfied with the way this conversation went, I decided to take a walk around the lake first.

“Then I’ll be going first, Beatrix. I’ll leave Royce-sama to you, okay?”

With my hands joined with Achille’s, I began slowly heading towards the shore of the lake.

We were at a place with flat ground and a little grass growing, but after walking for a little while, more and more trees started to appear.
But there was a small path between the trees due to people walking there, and the path seemed to lead all the way around the lake.
Each generation of students may have walked along this path like we are now.

“A picnic once in a while isn’t bad, huh?”

I looked up at Achille who was next to me. Achille was walking with a peaceful expression, still holding my right hand.

“Yeah.”

The area around the lake is peaceful. All I could hear was the sound of leaves blowing in the wind, and occasionally the songs of small birds.

“We’re always passing here through the sky, so a picnic is fresh. Achille, you haven’t done this sort of thing much either, right?”

“It’s because you’re always flying through the sky, Camille, that you can’t remember the paths on the ground. Really, don’t even think about taking a stroll in the forest by yourself, okay?”

“It’s fine. If I get lost, I can just fly.”

Achille looked astounded by my reply.

When we had made it halfway around the lake, suddenly a strong gust of wind blew. The leaves of the blowing trees danced in the air.

“Wah-, what a strong wind.”

I unconsciously shut my eyes, and Achille pulled me over as though covering me.

“Are you okay?”

“I-, I’m fine… Thanks.”

Even though I said I was fine, Achille wouldn’t move away.
On the contrary, one of his hands began fiddling with my hair… It’s ticklish, you know?

“Umm, Achille?”

When I spoke up, lost, Achille finally parted his hand from my hair.

“There were petals stuck to your hair, you know?”

“Eh…?”

In the palm of his hand were small flower petals of a slightly deep pink, that he had picked out of my hair.
Lovely flower petals blown in the wind from somewhere.

“What, so it was because of flower petals? I was surprised.”

Isn’t it your fault for making me wonder what was going on, because you suddenly started touching my hair? Because of Achille, my heart is beating violently again.

I’m just chatting with Achille normally, and being alone together is something that happens all the time.
But then why is it that when I’m alone with him nowadays, my heart will just suddenly start pounding?

“Just what did you think it was?”

Achille asked me teasingly with a smirk. He kinda seems like he’s in a good mood.
As if I could say it, that lately I’ve been repeatedly interpreting what he does as a continuation of that shameless thing he did to me.

“Nothing really.”

Because the embarassment was just too much, my reply ended up curt.
I’m not sure what was so funny, but Achille was chuckling away. As if my heart had been seen through, the embarassment in my heart just kept piling up.

There’s no mistake that by the time I was led by hand back to Royce-sama and Beatrix, my face was as red as a boiled octopus.


Author’s Note: It was a coordinated play by Royce and Achille.

*imouto*


<Previous Chapter | Imouto | Next Chapter>

First Year First Semester – Chapter 8

First Year First Semester – Q of Diamonds (Part 2)

Note: Please don’t read it in the little pop-up for the reader. For some reason it doesn’t reflect my later edits (which I often make a lot of after publishing), so please click ‘view original’.


Today there were no classes, so it was decided that we’d have a girls only gathering.
Camille properly remembered the promise we made on that day, and immediately put it into action. Incidentally, Baka-sama is taking supplementary lessons, so he’s absent.

She brought the Q of Spades, Mei Zakro along, and came to the Diamonds faction’s dorm.
The Garnet Nation’s King Faction and Royal Prince Faction weren’t on as bad terms as in the game, but if we gathered at either the Hearts faction’s dorm or the Spades faction’s dorm, it seems like one of them would find it uncomfortable to stay in.
Because of that we took the middle ground, and hosted the gathering in a garden near the Diamonds dorm’s entrance.

“I-, It’s nice to meet you… My name is Mei Zakro.”

A girl with dark blue hair that hugged her face was trembling as she curtsied.
S-, So cute…
I can acknowledge the cuteness of the one Raiga chose as his fiancée. It’s vexing though…
When I look at this girl, the desire to protect her wells up in me.

“I’m Beatrix Tapas. Let’s get along, Ojousan.”

At my words, Mei’s face turned red, and she faced downwards.

“Y-… Yes. Let’s get along.”

Because she was too nervous, towards the end her voice shrank.

Mmn, this really isn’t Mei, is it? The original Mei Zakro was more of a cool and bold type of character.
I’ve easily reached a conclusion in my mind.

“Well then, now that the three of us are here, let’s start the gathering!”

Miss Camille was making a loud announcement.

“By the way, what are we supposed to do at a girls only gathering?”

Eh-, that’s what you want to announce? I could see a little bit of Baka-sama in Miss Camille who had taken action with all energy and no forethought.

“Hmm. Oneesama… Amongst the girls in the Spades class, there are a lot of talks about love.”

“Well then, let’s go with that.”

What an incredibly thoughtless response.
Is that really all right? I had to swallow back the tsukkomi that reached as far up as my throat.

“Well then, let’s talk begin by talking about the type of men that we like. Huhu, I’m so happy. I’ve wanted to try talking about love with fellow girls at least once in my life!”

Said Mei, who had taken charge at some point.
Whilst continually referring to Camille as Oneesama, she’s sticking quite closely to her.

“Oneesama, what type of men do you like? By the way, my type is one that’s slightly arrogant and overbearing, but is a gentleman who’s very sweet to me.”

Are you suddenly going to jump into praising your man?
That’s definitely Raiga she’s talking about, right?

“M-… My type?”

Miss Camille has for some reason suddenly grown agitated. Just what’s the matter…? Her eyes are swimming, and her face is red.

“I-I-I-I’d suure like to hear about Beatrix’ type first…”

“My type, huh? …It’s like Mei’s.”

And little wonder, since the person I like is one and the same as hers.

“What an interesting conversation you’re havingg.”

While we were still in the middle of our girl’s gathering, it seems that Baka-sama returned from his supplementary lessons.
This garden is close by the entrance to the Diamonds dorm, thus, students who are returning from the school building will unfailing pass by it.
Today, Baka-sama had brought along an unfamiliar blonde student who was standing behind him.

“Waka-sama… and,”

“Royce-sama!”

Miss Camille’s face is shining. It’s almost as though she’s the in-game Camille.

The person that was with Baka-sama was the prince of the neighbouring nation, K of Hearts Royce Garnet.

“Heyys, Bea-chin. This is my friend, Royce~ Royce, this is Beatrix Tapas. She’s my knight.”

“Pleased to meet you, Your Highness.”

“…”

Huh? What’s wrong? Prince Royce is staring right at me.

“Umm…”

“A-, Ahh. Sorry for spacing out. It’s nice to meet you, Beatrix. You’ve been looking after our Camille, huh?”

“No, it is I who is being looked after. I am glad to be getting along with Camille-sama.”

Prince Royce gave me a sweet smile.
As expected of the number one popular romantic interest character. It’s a smile that’s well suited for use on women.

Because of the men’s intrusion, our girl’s gathering is temporarily over.
Miss Camille left her seat with Mei who had become nervous because of Prince Royce’s appearance.
I’d heard rumours about it softening, but it seems that the factional disputes of the Garnet Nation haven’t completely disappeared.

“Waka-sama, what happened to the supplementary lessons?”

“It’s fine to take a bit of a break, right? If it’s my studies, I’m about to have Royce teach me so it’s all good~”

“Waka-sama!”

“Ahaha, I’ll go get a tool for studying, okayy? I’ll leave entertaining Royce up to you, Bea-chin~”

Baka-sama disappeared into the dorm, laughing frivolously all the while. Does he plan on studying in the garden? Certainly, there are tables and chairs as well, but…

“Won’t you stop being so mad? I really did make a promise with Tria to study together today, after all.”

Prince Royce who was still here was following up for Baka-sama. If I’m told that by him, then there’s no way I can condemn Baka-sama any further.

“Ah-, yes.”

Having a friend help him with his studies can already be considered admirable for Baka-sama.
This is if he doesn’t cause trouble for His Highness today, but… things seem fine for now.
But still, I’ve been acutely feeling Prince Royce’s gaze for a while now. Why is he staring at me so hard, I wonder.

“Umm, Your Highness… Is something the matter?”

“You’re Tria’s knight, aren’t you, Beatrix?”

High Highness softly smiled. Mn, it’s the smile of a model prince, isn’t it?
I wonder how many women he’s unconsciously taken captive with this smile of his.
However, Prince Royce is a gentle man, both in appearance and in personality. I like prim and stiff men, so I’m not lured by that smile, and continue the conversation normally.

“I am, but…?”

“Even though you’re a girl. How amazing… You sure are cool.”

“Eh-…”

This is the first time that I’ve been praised by a man for being a knight.

In Topageria, female knights are normally looked on with hostility or contempt or as something bothersome, by men.
The only exception around me is Baka-sama. I don’t know why, but despite being afraid of me, he’s become attached to me. It’s exactly because of this that I felt like serving Baka-sama.
I wonder if praising a female knight is because of a difference in views between Garnet and Topageria.

While I was racking my brains over this, Prince Royce spoke to me again.

“What are your hobbies, Beatrix?”

“Eh-, my… hobbies?”

Being shocked by the sudden question, I obediently answered him.

“My hobbies are… training, perhaps.”

“Anything else?”

“Umm, reading books on war strategy for example… Also I enjoy strolls in the forest, you see.”

“Hmmm, strolls? There’s a forest near the academy, isn’t there?”

“Indeed, I occasionally head there. It doubles as training.”

What’s with this? His Highness is continually asking me questions with a smile, but…?

“I seee, how interesting… If it’s fine with you, would you mind guiding me around the forest? I’ve never been.”

“G-, Guiding, you say? Me?”

“Just go, Bea-chin.”

My lord who had gone to fetch a tool for studying from his dorm room had suddenly appeared behind me.
Damn you, Baka-sama…
Even though the other party is the prince of a nation, what are you going to do if something happens? This isn’t something you say irresponsibly.

“It’s fine. I’ll make sure to bring guards… Is it okay?”

I was going to point out the problems from a security point of view, but my thoughts were anticipated by His Highness and he said that first.
Whilst asking ‘Is it okay?’ or whatever, Prince Royce is giving off an aura that seems to say that he won’t accept anything other than an affirmative.
Even though in the game he was supposed to be a sparkling prince, this feeling of pressure is no joke.
Was he always such a forceful character?

With His Highness having said that much, there’s no way I can decline.

“Y-, Yes… If you are fine with me… then gladly…”

Losing to his pressure, I ended up agreeing to his proposal.

“Thanks!”

His Highness flushed happily, and took my hand.

What is this…?
Why does His Highness, want to go to the forest with me upon our first meeting?
…It can’t be.

I’m not an idiot either, and I’m not so dull that I’ll fail to notice his forceful attitude today.
In my old world, I was a university student, so I’ve had a reasonable amount of experience.
In other words, Prince Royce is interested in me in that meaning of the word. I don’t understand why, though.

But, I wonder why…
Even though I had come to this academy to babysit Baka-sama whilst also hoping that if chance permitted, I’d be able to romance Raiga who appeared in the game…

For a rival character like me to be romanced instead… It’s an impossible development. And moreover, the other party is that Prince Royce.

…Why did the situation turn into this!?


Author’s Note: Royce→Heroine was the original plan, but following the flow of the story, it ended up as Beatrix. Sorry.

*imouto*


<Previous Chapter | Imouto | Next Chapter>

First Year First Semester – Chapter 7

First Year First Semester – Q of Diamonds

Note: Please don’t read it in the little pop-up for the reader. For some reason it doesn’t reflect my later edits (which I often make a lot of after publishing), so please click ‘view original’.

In her internal monologue, Beatrix refers to Camille as ‘カミーユ嬢(kamiiyu-jou)’. The -jou here I’ve translated as ‘miss’, and is the same ‘jou’ in ‘ojousama’ and ‘jouchan'(little miss). Young, unmarried woman.


Today is the day of Baka-sama’s supplementary exam.
Actually, His Majesty doesn’t think fondly of Baka-sama studying abroad.
After all, he gave Baka-sama permission to take the exam under the assumption that he’d fail, when miraculously Baka-sama passed.
The second prince who’s wilful and unfettered at best of times, would be going to a place where His Majesty wouldn’t be around. There’s no way that His Majesty wouldn’t be worried.
“Absolutely don’t let him cause trouble,” His Majesty instructed us guards personally.
Aahh, my stomach hurts…

On the day of that Baka-sama’s supplementary exams, I was drinking his handmade stomach medicine while I waited for his return in the lobby of the Diamonds dorm.
Baka-sama is an idiot, but his ability in magic potions is amazing.
The medicines that he create have effects unmatched by others.

“Ahh, it’s about time for the exams to finish, isn’t it?”

I have a little time to rest until my lord returns. The strain from always being forced to babysit him just keeps building up. I want to be able to rest, at least in the times when he isn’t here.

After a while, the dorm begins to get noisy. Ahh, Baka-sama has arrived, hasn’t he?
He’s popular with the girls. Not as much as me, but he’s popular.
Moreover, the person himself is a helpless womaniser. Even in this dorm, regardless of whether they’re a student or a servant, there are many devotees of Baka-sama .
…Still, today is one grade noisier than usual.
Wondering about this, I went to go see what was going on with my lord.

Baka-sama brought back a petite school girl.
She’s not a member of the Diamonds faction, and seems to be a student from another faction. Honestly, he’s a man who makes no distinction.

“Oh? That’s…”

I saw the girl’s head. She had pink hair, and from her cheek to her shoulder were tattoos… There are a bunch on her arms, too.

“Camille Rhodolite…”

Why did Baka-sama bring Camille Rhodolite…? When did they become friendly?
Speaking of which, in the past he mentioned something about liking a young lady that was at Garnet’s dance party.
It couldn’t be that it was her?
Baka-sama got on the magic circle that served as an elevator, and headed with her to his room.

…I have a bad feeling about this.
In a fluster, I headed towards the floor with his room, and after questioning the maid about the instructions he gave her regarding today’s guest, I found that as expected, she was asked to prepare one of the prince’s handmade magic teas (one with a bewitchment effect).
That guyyyy. Look, I’ve completely seen his ulterior motives. Even if he can fool Camille, my eyes won’t be!
Just how many years do you think I’ve taken care of Baka-sama?

It’s just a magic tea, so normally the effects wouldn’t be anything that great. Even if there was an effect, it’d just be enough to change the mood.
That’s why there shouldn’t be any immediate bewitchment effects. No, but…
I changed my mind.
All of these teas are handmade by Baka-sama… It might be risky to consider them as having the same effect as normal magic teas.
I honestly can’t let my guard down when it comes to that idiot prince. It’s only in this area that his brain is put to use.

In place of the magic tea with the bewitching effects, I prepared a magic tea for fatigue and mana recovery, and headed to Baka-sama’s room.

“Waka-sama, I’ve brought the tea.”

In my lord’s room was Miss Camille whom I caught a glance of earlier.
Camille-sama’s silky pink hair was worn straight down, and she was happily speaking about something with an adorable smile.
She’s a bishoujo. Even excluding Baka-sama, I’m sure she’s easily popular.

“Ah, grazie, Bea-chin.”

Baka-sama, aren’t you sitting a little too close to Miss Camille?

“But still~, Camille, you really are the best, aren’t you?”

“I wonder about that.”

As expected of you. To continue seducing women even though I’m here, I take my hat off to my lord.

But still, Miss Camille’s reply came admirably quickly.
In the game, wasn’t she a girl who was very proud of her own good looks, who loved men, her favourite being the prince of her own country, but also being a slut who was weak against the compliments of good looking men in general?
Considering that she’s tattooed all over her body, and her relationship with the J of Hearts, she’s really too different from the original Camille.

“You are! It’s not easy to find a magician of your skill, you know? I’d definitely want you to come to Topageria, and spread your knowledge of magic through our country. As my wife.”

“Huh? Waif?”

Camille’s words covered over the words in my mind.

“Right. Hmm? Could it be that it didn’t reach you, Camille?”

“…What are you talking about?”

“Mmmmn, that’s weirddd. The Rhodolite Marquis family said that they received our message, though.”

“Tria-sama?”

“You see, I applied for a marriage. With you.”

Haah? Before I knew it, had my lord even started making moves on women in other countries?
It seems that at some point, Baka-sama had applied for a marriage with Miss Camille without me knowing. It seems that Miss Camille didn’t know about it either, and she’s bewildered.

“B-, But I’m already engaged to Achille, you see.”

Eh-, Miss Camille is engaged? And moreover, to the J of Hearts of all people?
Why? Aren’t the two of them supposed to be like cats and dogs when it comes to the K of Hearts?
When the Heroine met with the K of Hearts end, didn’t Achille socially obliterate Camille to the point that she couldn’t show her face in public anymore? I can’t get over this, geez.
But this trouble in my heart was blown away by Baka-sama’s next line.

“But I mean, with my authority, I’d be able to do something about it, you seeee.”

To think that he said the absolutely lowest line he could say to the girl that he’s trying to get close to.
This guy, is he planning to forcefully break apart somebody else’s marriage using his authority? I don’t recall bringing up such a kid!

“You stupid kiddd! What the hell are you thinking, making a move on a girl with a fiancé!? If a horse doesn’t kick you, I will!”

Oops, I ended up raising my hand against him.
Miss Camille is wide-eyed in shock.

“It huuurts! Bea-chin, what are you doing!? This is abuse of a prince!”

“Shut up, damnit.”

Ah, no good, no good. Even though we’re in front of a guest, didn’t I just reveal our usual conduct?

“Owow… I mean, aren’t you only engaged in a strategic marriage?”

“…That’s-”

Oh? Miss Camille is stuck for words. Looking at how those two were behaving at the mixer, it doesn’t seem that they’re just in a marriage of convenience.

“Waka-sama, Camille-sama must also have her own circumstances. Impatient men end up hated, you know. …Camille-sama, please help yourself to the tea. This time we’ve prepared a variety of magic tea that’s relatively easier to drink.”

“Thanks.”

Miss Camille looks relieved that the topic has moved on from that.
Savouring the magic tea in her mouth, she’s smiling.

“It’s delicious.”

How cute! The Camille Rhodolite in the game was just annoying, but this girl is different.
As expected, this girl isn’t Camille. I’m sure of it.

I want to try speaking to her.
After all, if she’s in the same circumstances as me, then I’m sure she’s been troubled about it all this time.

After chasing Baka-sama out of the room, I gained a chance to speak with Miss Camille.
It looks like she’s being wary of me. It’s understandable; in the game, the Hearts and Diamonds factions had a bad relationship.

“I shall go straight to the point. Are you, like me, …a person from a different world?”

“…-!”

Miss Camille reacted a little. Unlike how she was in the game, this Camille seems to be bad at lying.
I decided to press her further.

“The original Camille Rhodolite wouldn’t have gotten into something like an engagement with Achille Jade. Her magic was also not as good as yours. She was a woman who did nothing other than chase Royce-sama about… Though, similarly, I too am very far from the original Beatrix Tapas.”

Because her vigilance seemed to have slightly lessened, I told her about myself.
It seems that it was effective, and her expression softened a little. Miss Camille slowly opened those lovely, cherry blossom coloured lips of hers, and answered with what I wanted to hear.

“I see. I’m like you… somebody who came from another world. I fell down the emergency stairs at high school, and I ended up as the three year old Camille in this game world…”

She easily spoke to me about how she first ended up in this world, and how she’d been living up until now.
She was originally a high schooler, and although she hadn’t completely cleared the game, she’d finished the routes of the important characters.
Of course, she knew about the fate that awaited Camille in the game as well.

“I knew it!”

Because I was overwhelmed with emotion, I unconsciously hugged her.
I’ve always been alone, and anxious, and there were days where I was afraid that no matter how I tried, nothing would change. It was tough.
But I had a comrade in a place like this. Camille, who had come to this world in the same way that I did.

“Whoa…!”

She was surprised at my behaviour.

“Sorry, I was just too happy… Once I thought that it wasn’t just me.”

Miss Camille accepted somebody like me. The fact that she’s facing away a little awkwardly is probably because she’s being shy.

However, I couldn’t conceal my shock at her next words.

“It’s not just me, you know? I probably know of two other people who came from another world.”

“Who is it? Could it be the Q of Clovers who failed the exam?”

In fact, I independently researched the other characters that didn’t enter the school.
In the end, I didn’t know what the majority were doing, but I know about the Q of Clovers.
She took the entrance exam, but she failed.
Despite the fact that she was supposed to be a talented student in the game, what does it mean that she failed the exam?
It could be that both she and Miss Camille are people who swapped with the original characters.

“No, I don’t know that person… Also, you don’t have to use keigo with me, you know? In our original worlds, you’re my elder after all.”

“…Well then, as long as we aren’t in public, I’ll take you up on your offer… If it’s not the Q of Clovers, then who?”

Miss Camille spoke about the possibility of the Heroine and the Q of Spades being bodyswappers.
The Heroine seemed like she might have knowledge of the game.
It seems that Miss Camille doesn’t know about her personality yet, but at any rate, she’s the heroine. It’d be reassuring if she was an ally.

Miss Camille spoke of yet another shocking truth.
It was about the relationship between Raiga and Mei, that I’d been wondering about since the entrance ceremony.

“The two of them are engaged, you see.”

“No way! …So the two of them really are together…?”

My mind went blank.

If possible, I had wanted to try speaking to Raiga Transbaal who I had always been a fan of, once I entered the school. I held the weak hopes of even becoming lovers with him if things went well.
Right now, in that instant, it was all smashed to pieces though.

After that, I spoke to her about various other things, but as sorry as I am, because the shock was too huge, I hardly remember a thing about what we talked about.
However, I feel like at the end, I accepted an invitation to meet with Mei.

*imouto*


<Previous Chapter | Imouto | Next Chapter>

First Year First Semester – Chapter 6

First Year First Semester – Q of Hearts (Part 3)

Note: Please don’t read it in the little pop-up for the reader. For some reason it doesn’t reflect my later edits (which I often make a lot of after publishing), so please click ‘view original’.

1) I know, I know, it’s like “you’re telling us after all this time?”, but I’d just like to mention that I use ‘mana’ and ‘magic power’ interchangeably because I’m just random like that. Same thing.

2) Stereotypical shoujo KabeDON(壁ドン, wall bang) scene. KabeDON (wall bang, or wall smack). New word for you all to add to your shoujo manga lingo.
https://www.google.com.au/search?biw=1066&bih=598&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=壁ドン

2) Nioh Statues:
https://www.google.com.au/search?biw=1066&bih=598&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=niou+statue
Basically a serious and imposing stance.

3) Whether speaking politely or casually, Beatrix uses a somewhat masculine tone. It’s not rough, but it’s masculine.

4) You know, I’m starting to wonder now, after all this time, if perhaps Makoto was actually really obviously into Aimi, and she was just too much of a dense motherfucker to notice.

5) LOL, who on earth tagged this?

shot138


When my words wouldn’t come out, unexpectedly, it was Beatrix that gave me a lifeboat.

“Waka-sama, Camille-sama must also have her own circumstances. Impatient men end up hated, you know. …Camille-sama, please help yourself to the tea. This time we’ve prepared a variety of magic tea that’s relatively easier to drink.”

“Thanks.”

I held the magic tea in my mouth. It was a refreshing tea with the faint scent of flowers. Just like Beatrix said, it was easy to drink.

“It’s delicious.”

When I said that, Beatrix smiled happily.

“It’s just a slight effect, but that tea contains the ability to reduce weariness and help replenish magic power.”

Mana recovery is something to be grateful for. Especially to those in my line of work.
To a magician, running out of magic power is a troubling problem. Magicians who run out of magic power while on the job will suddenly collapse and become bedridden for three days.
My magic tattoos have the effect of optimising mana consumption, but even then, there’s no way I can use magic without using any magic power at all.

“Ah, that’s right. Waka-sama, after your tea time is done, would it be fine if I borrowed Camille-sama for a little while?”

“Why? Today I was the one who invited Camille, thoughh?”

“You don’t have that much free time, correct? Were not the results of your supplementary exam quite poor?”

“Donnnn’t waaaannnaaaa! I’m about to talk to Camille about lots of different things.”

Tria took my hand. But. Beatrix mercilessly smacked his hand away.
…Scary.

“Please be silent! Did His Majesty not say that if you failed again, you would be forcefully repatriated?”

“Uuu…”

“His Majesty gave you permission to study abroad based on the reason that you would be “trying hard at studies”, you know?”

Beatrix has no mercy with Tria. As expected, even Tria doesn’t seem to be able to refute her.

“Tria-sama, you were in such a bad situation? Wouldn’t it be better if you studied?”

“Camille! But today was…”

“Waka-sama. If you obtain over 80% in the exam at the end of the supplementary lessons, His Highness may well reconsider, you know? We’ve discussed this… Now then, what will you do, Waka-sama?”

Tria was agonising over it. Unwilling to overlook this gap, Beatrix pressed him further.

“Just by getting over 80% in the supplementary lesson’s final test, you’ll be able to escape from repatriation.”

“Uuuuu…”

“Waka-sama.”

“I get it! All I need is 80% right? I’ll do it!”

“That’s the spirit!”

“Sorry Camille, even though I invited you here. I’ll definitely make up for this!”

Said Tria, as he grasped my two hands apologetically, before leaving the room, his accessories jingly and jangly all the while.

“We-ll-then. The noisy one has left the room now, hasn’t he…? Camille-sama, I’d like to have a little chat with you, so would that be all right?”

Beatrix who had referred to the prince of her own country as “the noisy one” turned to me.
Going by the conversation earlier, it seems that she has some business with me.

“Eh-, mn. Go ahead?”

I timidly replied to her.

“I shall go straight to the point. Are you, like me, …a person from a different world?”

“…-!”

Beatrix was looking straight at me.
I was thinking that she was very different from the in-game Beatrix, and it seems that she too was someone who was thrown into this world.

Now then, how should I answer.
Would it be better if I just honestly revealed everything, or should I hide anything that she doesn’t already know?
She’s from the Diamonds faction; an enemy force, as it were.

“The original Camille Rhodolite wouldn’t have gotten into something like an engagement with Achille Jade. Her magic was also not as good as yours. She was a woman who did nothing other than chase Royce-sama about… Though, similarly, I too am very far from the original Beatrix Tapas.”

She began telling me about herself.
About how she was originally a Japanese university student, and after falling into a manhole, she came to this world. About how she knew that this game was that of an otome game, and she had completely cleared that game…
About how the result of her efforts so that she didn’t end up with the same fate as Beatrix was that the situation around her became very different from how it was in the game, and in particular how she had an influence on Tria.

She revealed everything to me, without hiding a thing.
Moved by her sincerity, I felt like being frank about my circumstances as well.

“I see. I’m like you… somebody who came from another world. I fell down the emergency stairs at high school, and I ended up as the three year old Camille in this game world…”

“I knew it!”

Beatrix hugged me. I can smell a gentle and faint musk perfume on her.

“Whoa…!”

“Sorry, I was just too happy… Once I thought that it wasn’t just me.”

Without being able to tell anyone anything, in order to twist her fate, she fought a lonely battle.
In comparison, I’ve been living a very comfortable life…
There was also a period when I couldn’t accept this world, but after that, I did whatever I wanted to master magic, and ended up where I am now.
Royce-sama isn’t avoiding me, and Achille became my fiancé. I’m on good terms with my father as well.

“It’s not just me, you know? I probably know of two other people who came from another world.”

“Who is it? Could it be the Q of Clovers who failed the exam?”

“No, I don’t know that person… Also, you don’t have to use keigo with me, you know? In our original worlds, you’re my elder after all.”

“…Well then, as long as we aren’t in public, I’ll take you up on your offer… If it’s not the Q of Clovers, then who?”

“The Heroine, and probably the Q of Spades is the same as us. …It looks like the Q of Spades doesn’t have any knowledge of the game, though. I think that she might have come to this world at quite a young age.”

“The Heroine is here too? Even though it’s only the first year… She’s supposed to enter next year, right?”

“Right. But she was at the event held after the entrance ceremony. She asked me “Are you a bodyswapper?”. It looked like she also knew about Royce-sama and Achille.”

“That means… there’s a good chance that she’s a person who’s played the game, doesn’t it? What kind of girl is the Heroine?”

“…I don’t really know.”

At the time, the Heroine had probably wanted to say something. Because of the alcohol, my memories are a bit fuzzy, you know?

“I see. It seems that you’re not on good terms with the Heroine, huh?”

“If it’s Mei-chan, then it’s good terms, you know? …When Raiga-sama isn’t with her, I might be able to lure her out.”

“Ah-!”

When I brought up Raiga’s name, Beatrix suddenly had a huge reaction.

“Raiga? That’s right, what kind of relationship do Mei and Raiga have? At the entrance ceremony, they seemed very close, but…”

“The two of them are engaged, you see.”

“No way! …So the two of them really are together? He’s already impossible as a love interest…?”

I wonder why, but it looks like Beatrix has received quite the shock.
Could it be that she’s a Raiga fan?
In that case, there’s no mistake that it’d be a shock. I mean, if it were me, and the moment I met Royce-sama in this world, he already had something like a fiancée, I’d probably be intensely depressed.

“By the way, Beatrix. At the entrance ceremony, I didn’t spot the J of Diamonds, but is he at this school?”

“A-, ahh… J huh? He’s supposed to be in the same faction, but I’ve never met him before. He hasn’t entered the school either.”

Perhaps because she was still under the shock from before, Beatrix was quite shaken.

“He’s not here? At this school?”

The J of Diamonds lived in Topageria, and was the son of a merchant that did business all over the world. Of course, he was super rich.
In the game, he was a character that gave the feeling of a generous older brother who was good at looking after others.

“So the Q of Clovers, the J of Diamonds, as well as the J of Spades aren’t at the school, huh…?”

It’s already something impossible to predict.

“”Y-, You’re right… It’s become something strange, huh?”

Ever since we spoke about Raiga and Mei, Beatrix hasn’t really been paying attention.

“Beatrix?”

“…Sorry.”

“Shall I try speaking to Mei-chan?”

“Would that be all right?”

“Mn. Mei-chan is a good girl after all. I’m sure she’ll say okay.”

Because Otome Game Comrades in the same situation have increased, I’m feeling reassured as well.
To me, becoming friendly with Beatrix was a huge gain.

After I left Tria’s room to head back to my dorm, I found Achille standing in front of my door.
The way he’s standing… looks a bit like this statue I saw long ago, doesn’t it? Right! It was the Niou statue!

“Camille, where were you, until an hour like this?”

After the supplementary exam, school had finished, and after that I went to play at the Diamonds dorm, so I ended up returning to the dorm late.
It’s already time to sleep. I might have needlessly worried Achille.

While unlocking the lock to my room, I answered Achille.

“Where? Um, to the Diamonds dorm, but?”

“The Diamonds dorm? What were you doing at such a place?”

For a moment, Achille looked shocked.

“I went to play at Tria’s, and got friendly with Beatrix.”

“Camille…”

Hmm? Achille seems kind of weird.

“Achille, why…-”

“Come here for a minute!”

Achille grabbed my hand, and brought us into my room himself.

“What? This is my room, but… You can’t sleep, so you want to play trumps?”

“…Camille, you really don’t have even a little sense of wariness, do you?”

“Wariness? Did some incident happen or something?”

“That’s not what I mean. Camille, you have too little wariness towards men… If you go wandering about by yourself, moreover, following a guy into his room at this hour, what are you going to do if something happens?”

“Nothing happened you know, we just ate cake and drank magic tea. It might be the stronghold of the Diamonds faction, but something like what you’re worrying about…”

“Camille, that isn’t what I’m talking about.”

Suddenly, Achille closed the distance between us.

“What I’m worried about, is this kind of thing, you know?”

With another step, Achille drew in towards me.

“Achille?”

I unconsciously backpedalled, but behind me was a wall.
Achille placed both of his hands on the wall around my face, and closed me in. Achille was in a position where he was peering directly into my face. Isn’t this, what’s commonly known as a KabeDON…?
Won’t this end up once again like that sweet atmosphere from a while ago?

“Even though you’ve got me, a fiancé, what are you going to do if after wandering about and following some other guy around, you get this done to you?”

“…-”

Achille is way too close! Even if I try to escape, there are no openings though…
What do I do? What do I say? I’m just flustered, and a good idea won’t come to mind.

“Umm… Achille, umm-”

“Hey, Camille? I’m not as tolerant as you are, so I wouldn’t be able to overlook my fiancée’s cheating.”

Achille came even closer, and he’s already at a distance where I can feel his breath.

“Ch-, Cheating?”

What kind of incomprehensible stuff is he talking about?
Even though all I did was enjoy myself to some magic tea, and didn’t do anything to feel guilty about…

For a while now, Achille hasn’t taken his cobalt eyes off of mine.
Perhaps because of nervousness, my heart is beating like a hammer. Why does my heart have to beat so quickly like this? I’m innocent!
The moment I thought to refute with this, Achille moved his face even closer…
…His lips, softly touched mine.

“Nn-…”

I-, Is this a… k-, k-k-k-k-, a kiss?
The rebuttal I came up with has completely disappeared from my head. Holy crap!
After Achille slowly parted his lips from mine, his eyes narrowed in satisfaction.

“Goodnight, Camille. If you’ve learned your lesson with this, next time be more careful, okay?”

Leaving me still frozen up against the wall, Achille left my room.
What the heck was that?

After being released from the tension I had all that time, with my hands still over my lips, I slid helplessly to the ground.
Even though Achille has already left, my heart is still pounding away.

*imouto*


<Previous Chapter | Imouto | Next Chapter>

First Year First Semester – Chapter 5

First Year First Semester – Q of Hearts (Part 2)

Note: Please don’t read it in the little pop-up for the reader. For some reason it doesn’t reflect my later edits (which I often make a lot of after publishing), so please click ‘view original’.

To be kicked by a horse(馬に蹴られる)、means to get in the way of somebody else’s romance, whether intentionally or not.


Huhhuhhu.
I’m unusually overflowing with confidence. This is because I solved the problems in the supplementary exam more easily than expected.
I think it’s likely that I’ll pass all my subjects.

“What’s this, what’s this~? Camille, you’re confident? How nice~, I might end up with supplementary lessons.”

The one who spoke to me was the K of Diamonds, Tria. He’s also taking the supplementary exam.
Unlike in the game, the Tria of this world seems to be completely bad at all studies.
However, in magic potions class alone, he’s doing well, as he consistently produces high quality potions it seems.

“I think I’ll probably pass. Tria-sama, do your best in the supplementary classes, okay?”

“Aahh, even though I thought you’d be a comrade in supplementary classes! You traitor~!”

Did I seem like I’d be your supplementary class comrade? But wow, what a shameful comrade to be. I’m fine with being a traitor.

“Sorryy.”

“Aahh, I’ve lost my willpower. Camille, come accompany this pitiful me for some tea… Console meee!”

“Don’t wanna. I’m about to head back to the dorm and read the 『Magic Items Dictionary – Newest Edition』 after all.”

“Don’t say that.”

“I refuse.”

. .

“I’ll treat you to magic tea that you can’t find outside Topageria.”

I ended up reacting to those words.

“Magic tea? What’s that?”

“It’s been spreading around in my home country recently. A special tea. It’s a healthy tea made with a magic plant as the base, and depending on the magic plant used, there are various effects and…”

“I want to try drinking it!”

There shouldn’t be a tea like that in our nation. If it has the word ‘magic’ in it, then there’s no way I can afford to decline.

“Yesss! Now that that’s decided, let’s head to my room.”

“Let’s go, let’s go~”

Tria’s room was on the top floor of the Diamonds faction’s dorm.
At this school, each faction has their own dorm. In the game, the four factions had a terrible relationship with each other, so it was an appropriate decision.

But despite that, I, the Q of Hearts, am stepping foot into the enemy territory that is the Diamonds’ dorm… This is so strange.
My relationship with Tria isn’t bad.
But looking at our nations, I can’t say that our kings get along with each other. It’s a relationship where they act like they get along, while probing each other out.

“Ah-, it’s Camille-sama.”

“Welcome to our Diamonds class’ dorm.”

It seems that the Diamonds class is friendly with me for some reason. It’s a welcoming atmosphere.

“…Thank you. I’ll be imposing.”

I got on the magic circle in the lobby that acted like an elevator, and headed to the top floor.
Overall, the Diamonds dorm has a lot of Arabian-esque decorations. It seems that the influence of the neighbouring Topageria is strong.
Tria’s room was no exception, and everything in there brought about an Arabian atmosphere.

“For now, sit down?”

“M-, Mmn.”

Tria pointed at a splendorous sofa.
The truth is, I’ve actually never been anywhere besides Achille’s house, and the castle where Royce-sama lives, so I was quite nervous coming here.
Royce-sama and Achille; Déborah, Désirée and Mei… My social circle is basically just them.
Tria is my first friend since entering the academy.

After he gave directions to his maid who followed him from Topageria, he sat down opposite me.

“I’m having the magic tea brought over, so wait just a little.”

“Thanks.”

While I was waiting excitedly for the magic tea, Tria stood up and approached me.

“What?”

“Hey, hey, show me your magic tattoos, Camille. The magicians in Topageria don’t use tattoos, so I’m interested.”

During the entrance exams as well, Tria showed interest in my automatic defence magic tattoos.
Speaking of which, none of the kids in the Diamonds faction have tattoos, do they? Even in the Hearts faction, only one or two of the boys have them though.
I wonder if they simply don’t have that kind of culture.

“That’s fine. What type of magic is mainstream in Topageria?”

“Mmmm… Rather than mainstream… We’re not really a nation that uses magic as much as Garnet does, you see. In exchange, our magic items and magic potions are enriched, even moreso than Garnet, you know?”

“I see.”

“If there’s an item you want, just tell me. I can get most things, after all.”

“Really?”

It’s quite a generous offer.

“Of course, if it’s your request, Camille. By the way, what’s that tattoo? I’ve never seen one with a butterfly pattern, but…”

“It’s a boost to floating, and you use it when you’re flying on a broom. It’s a design I thought up myself, you know.”

“Ahh, by broom, you mean like that time at the entrance exam, huh. It’s quite a weird magic, isn’t it? I wonder if I could use it too…”

“Would you like to try? I don’t think it’s that difficult.”

“Seriously!? I’d be super happy, you know.”

At the same time Tria leaned forward happily, a knock came at the door.

“Waka-sama, I’ve brought the tea.”

The door opened with a clack, and a tall student entered the room.

The person who entered the room noticed me, and smiled at me.
This person is the Q of Diamonds… isn’t she? I’m a little nervous.
At any rate, in the game Beatrix had an incredibly harsh personality.
The day that I get seen together alone with Tria, I’ll be called out to the back yard for sure.

“Ah, grazie, Bea-chin.”

Bea-chin? Ah-, as in the “Bea” in “Beatrix” maybe?
But this Beatrix… I wondered about this during the entrance ceremony as well, but just why is she wearing men’s clothing?
She waved her hand as though in reply to Tria’s thanks, and prepared tea and sweets on the table. Somehow, the polish of her movements is pretty cool.

“But still~, Camille, you really are the best, aren’t you?”

“I wonder about that.”

It’s the first time I’ve been told this, though… Usually I just get called a pervert, or Tattoo Woman, after all.

“You are! It’s not easy to find a magician of your skill, you know? I’d definitely want you to come to Topageria, and spread your knowledge of magic through our country. As my wife.”

Waitwait, I have a job in Garnet, and… Hang on.

“Huh? Waif?”

Just now, I feel like I heard a weird word mixed in.

“Right. Hmm? Could it be that it didn’t reach you, Camille?”

“…What are you talking about?”

“Mmmmn, that’s weirddd. The Rhodolite Marquis family said that they received our message, though.”

“Tria-sama?”

“You see, I applied for a marriage. With you.”

“Heh? When?”

“Right after the dance party… It seems like the message didn’t reach you thoughhh.”

“B-, But I’m already engaged to Achille, you see.”

“But I mean, with my authority, I’d be able to do something about it, you seeee.”

At that moment, a shadow crossed my eyes at an astonishing speed.

“You stupid kiddd! What the hell are you thinking, making a move on a girl with a fiancé!? If a horse doesn’t kick you, I will!”

Beatrix who was standing to the side after she was done with the tea and sweets, had run over at an astounding speed, and smacked Tria in the head.

“It huuurts! Bea-chin, what are you doing!? This is abuse of a prince!”

“Shut up, damnit.”

Beatrix? She wasn’t this sort of character, right…?

“Owow… I mean, aren’t you only engaged in a strategic marriage?”

“…That’s-”

A little earlier, I would have declared “Right.” without hesitation.
However, since that day in the library when Achille helped me study, I’ve noticed his feelings. It’s already difficult to say that this is purely a marriage of convenience.
I can’t simply affirm it. Not only that, I…

I… What am I supposed to reply with?

*imouto*


<Previous Chapter | Imouto | Next Chapter>

First Year First Semester – Chapter 4

First Year First Semester – Q of Hearts

Note: Please don’t read it in the little pop-up for the reader. For some reason it doesn’t reflect my later edits (which I often make a lot of after publishing), so please click ‘view original’.


Why do the places called ‘school’ all love exams so much?
Even though it was right after taking the entrance exams, as soon as we started out the semester, we were given some incomprehensible “First Test”.

My results?
You want to know? You really want to know…?

“Camille, this isn’t the time to be spacing out, know you? You’re taking the supplementary exam, aren’t you?”

Ruthlessly, my fiancé disclosed my current situation.
Achille, you bastard, why do you know my results? And moreover, you even know about the supplementary exam! Each and every time, just where does this childhood friend of mine get his information from?

“God, I’ve already gotten into the school, so general education is just unnecessarryyy!”

“…If your marks are too bad, you might get expelled you know?”

“My magic exam schools are good, so it’s okay!”

. .

“…If you pass the supplementary exams, as a reward I’ll buy you the newest edition of the magic items dictionary, you know?”

“The new edition of the magic items dictionary!? The one that’s super hard to get a hold of?”

“I have a connection.”

“Achille-sama! Please let me try my best!”

“Well then, let’s go to the library. Right now.”

I obediently nodded, and was brought to the library by Achille.
We passed through a hallway on the way that had the top 10 achievers names posted up. …I’m really glad that they don’t post up the names of those who need supplementaries.
Hatefully, Achille is the top of the whole general course for the test.
Third place for the magic exam as well, and altogether number one… As expected, he’s become higher spec than when he was in a game. Royce-sama has reasonably good results too.

I’m number one for the magic exam, but all of my general curriculum subjects were fails, so my combined results were tragic.
There’s one more person who tied top in the magic exam but… it was somebody unexpected. Just like me, they smacked out a perfect result. I didn’t expect that they would be magically inclined though…

“You can do it if you try, Camille.”

“Even if you say that…”

“For a while there’ll be less work, so of course you’ll be putting that time into studying, right?”

“Yeah, but…”

Despite the library being quite large, there were few people.
The whole student body comprises fifty or sixty people, so you can tell just how many people need to study right this instant.
During this period, there’s no demand for a library.

“Camille, let’s go sit over there.”

Achille and I took up seats in a corner, far away from the reception. It’s a place that makes it difficult for the other students to see us.
It seems to be Achille’s own way of showing concern by making sure my exam failure isn’t exposed to the other students. Or it could be that he doesn’t want people to know that his fiancée failed.

“Okay, open up your textbook!”

“Uuu…”

For the sake of the new edition of the magic item dictionary, I have no choice but to study.
I gathered my determination, and opened up the massive textbook. First up is the subject that I’m less bad at, the history of this nation.
History sure is hard to remember, huh? There are too many people with the same name. Back when I was in high school as well, there were all these Fujiwaras and Tokugawas, so I had a hard time…

“Camille, for this question…”

Achille began explaining to me. His explanations are really easy to understand, so once I’ve heard it once, I won’t make a mistake a second time.
It’d be nice if I went through things with him each time I learnt something new, but getting lost in my magic research and job, before I knew it, the day of the exam had come.

“Achille, you’re close.”

“If I don’t sit closer, I won’t be able to teach you, right?”

“But…”

How do I say this? Isn’t he kind of sticking too closely to me? Last time when we studied, I don’t think he was this close, but…
I mean, his left hand! Achille’s left hand is on my waist…

“Camille, are you listening? Look, you aren’t concentrating at all.”

“I am listening, you know? Your lessons are easy to remember… They’re Spartan, though.”

But I might not be able to concentrate…
No good, if I fail this supplementary exam as well, I’ll end up stuck with supplementary lessons.
Won’t the precious time I have to enjoy magic get cut down? Already, I’m cutting down my work time for my studies…

I don’t want my work time to get cut down. When I talked to Aimée about this before entering school, she looked at me with slightly disapproving eyes, and said “You sure are father and daughter, aren’t you?”.
I asked Otousama to increase my workload, but I was rejected… It looks like I have no choice but to put effort into my studies.

Achille is quite patient, and is willing to teach me. He’s cutting down his own free time.
Even someone like me feels sorry about that.

“Achille… I’ll pay you back for this later, okay? You’re always helping me with my studies, so I’m quite grateful to you.”

“There’s no need to thank me. After all, looking after you isn’t something that started just now.”

He’s completely right… I’m feeling exceedingly sorry about all this.

“I don’t hate being alone together with you like this, you know?”

“But because of that, time spent on yourself is getting cut down.”

“This is time spent on myself though…”

“As if that’s the case!”

“You’re not the one who gets to decide that, Camille. I’m the one who gets to choose what to do with my time, after all.”

Today, Achille is being overbearing in various ways.

“Uuu…”

There’s no choice.
I’ve given up. If we end up arguing, somebody like me has no chance of beating Achille.

“Phewww, it’s over~!”

Somehow or other I managed to get through the material for all the subjects in the supplementaries. After this, all I need to do is review the material by myself.
The night is already about to begin, and it’s pitch black outside the window. There’s nobody left except the library staff.

“You sure tried hard. With this, you’re fine for your supplementaries.”

“Mn, thank you Achille. You really saved me… Supplementary lessons wouldn’t be funny.”

“That’s right, it wouldn’t be funny. If your time got taken up by something like that, I’d be bothered after all.”

“Eh…”

“As for the pay back that you mentioned, is it okay if I make a request?”

“…? Of course.”

Suddenly, Achille who was sitting in the seat next to me forcefully pulled me over with the left hand he had wrapped around my waist, and hugged me.

“Fuwah-? Eh-? Achille?”

What’s going on? For him to suddenly cling to me… This hasn’t happened even once before.

“Camille… I like you.”

Heh? L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Like? ‘Like’ as in that like? That one? Not this one? He doesn’t mean this ‘like’, but that ‘like’, right?
E-, Even I’ve had a boyfriend before in my past life, okay!? We broke up in just two weeks, though. We did nothing but hold hands, though!
But I at least have enough ability to distinguish which “like” he means, okay?
This is the “Affection Plus Friendship”-type “like”. …Right?

“Umm… Achille, this…”

Achille’s cobalt eyes are narrowed lustfully and peering in on my face. What does he mean to do by turning on his passion on me at full force? Use it somewhere else.

“Like I said, I’m claiming my reward.”

I see! So Achille is taking a non-physical reward out of kindness. Then just this time, I’ll take him up on his words.

“If it’s just this, you can hug me as much as you want, you know? I don’t think that hugging someone like me is anything near enough of a thank you, though.”

“…”

Achille has bcome quiet, still hugging me. He looks kind of discouraged… Why?
So he really is dissatisfied with someone like me as repayment? Even though he should have just done something like this whenever he wanted.

“Umm, Achi-…”

“Even though I already told you that I was fine with you. Even though I said that I liked you… Why won’t you believe me?”

“…Heh?”

For some reason, Achille is in a bad mood.

“How many times do I have to confess before you’re happy? Why do you immediately write things off with the words “someone like me”?”

“Because, that’s-”

“There’s no way that I’d help a girl each and every time with her studies if I didn’t like her, right? Camille, just what on earth do you think I am?”

A saintly childhood friend with deep feelings of friendship. Was that wrong?

“Camille, you’re too dull. I thought that you were gradually noticing, but you’re showing no signs of noticing at all…”

I started feeling awkward, and clumsily averted my eyes. I don’t know what kind of face to make. I mean, it’s Achille, you know?
Up until now, I’ve shown him all my worthless and pathetic parts. I can guarantee that I’ve worn him out.

“I got engaged to you because I like you, and those feelings haven’t changed even now.”

“No way…”

“Even if I’m your fiancé, if you don’t want to then I won’t do anything, okay? Your feelings take preference, and… Or so I was thinking, but I’m sick of doing nothing but waiting. I’ve reached my limit. There are rude bastards who are trying to take you from the side too, after all.”

I couldn’t really hear the second half, but Achille telling me that he likes me in that way is… I somehow understand. I ended up understanding.
Which means that all the kindness up until now was for that reason as well? Helping me with studying today as well…

“Holy crap…”

“…That’s my line. How long do you think this took?”

“You have bad taste huh, Achille?”

“Seriously.”

I can tell that my blood is rushing to my face. My face is probably redder than it’s ever been. If I didn’t insult him, I don’t think I’d be able to stand from the embarassment. With my face still hanging, I’m frozen like a statue.
Even if I try to run, Achille is tightly holding onto my whole body.

“Camille.”

He slowly called out my name. In a voice that’s sweeter than I’ve ever heard it.
What is this? It’s earthshatteringly embarassing, you know?

“Raise your face?”

“N-, No way!”

My face is absolutely red right now. As if I’d show such a pathetic face to this guy!

But my resistance was futile, and my chin was forcefully raised by Achille’s hand.

“Let go… -!”

“Huhu… Your face is red.”

Achille’s expression looks incredibly happy. Is my pathetic face that amusing?
So cruel!

“Gee-… Stop, that’s embarassing.”

“It looks like… I have a bit of a chance, huh? Right, Camille?”

As if I’d know! Please, just give me a break already, and stop looking at my face!

It’s no good, I’m at my limit. I don’t think I can bear this nauseatingly sweet mood anymore. Alright, let’s escape!

“T-, that’s right! I suddenly remembered something incredibly important that I have to attend to!”

I began speaking in a loud voice.

“…Hm~m?”

Achille is grinning. Damnit, in psychological warfare, I have no way of winning at all.

“If it’s something important, then it can’t be helped, huh? I’ll walk you to your room.”

“Umm, I can go by myself, so… Let’s part here.”

“I’ll walk you to your room.”

He’s pushing it with a smile. There’s no need to get into work mode in a place like this, so geez!

In the end, it was impossible to disrupt Achille’s pace, and because there was arguing, I let him see me to my room.


Author’s Note: The tables have turned.

TL Note:

flying_ship_by_derricksong-d7hh12u

 

 

 

 

 

*imouto*


<Previous Chapter | Imouto | Next Chapter>

First Year First Semester – Chapter 3

Entrance Ceremony – J of Hearts

Note: Please don’t read it in the little pop-up for the reader. For some reason it doesn’t reflect my later edits (which I often make a lot of after publishing), so please click ‘view original’.

Would like to note that in Japan, instead of saying “you, you”, you can replace you with their name. Let’s say your name is slumberknight, and I am now addressing you directly.

It would not be weird at all to say “slumberknight-san. Which juice did slumberknight-san pick?” or “slumberknight-san said that slumberknight-san would pick up the chicken, so why do I have to?”

At the same time, this means that the way the Heroine speaks could also be taken as referring to the character from the game, rather than the person she’s speaking to. Even more so because she uses no honorifics with the names, which is more than a little blunt considering they don’t know each other.

For this reason, I have left things the way they would be in Japanese, even though I would normally replace them with ‘you’.


“Uuuun, uuuun…”

From inside a futon came a groan that seemed to crawl along the ground, unmatching with the clear and sunny entrance day,
The owner of that voice was, of course, Camille. This idiot did something quite grand on the first day of school.

Regarding Camille’s vomit that seemed to have been regurgitated due to a stomach forced to drink too much… When I came back with the water, it was completely cleaned up with magic.

And… there, all that remained was a school girl noisily making a shrill fuss, and Camille whose mouth was frothing.

“Hey! This isn’t something that can be dropped just because you cleaned it up with magic, you know.”

The school girl was indignant for some reason.

“Uuun, uuu… Guu…”

“Wake up! After splashing that kind of thing on me, do you think you’ll get away scot-free? What are you going to do if a smell remains!?”

From those words, I could more or less guess what had happened.

“It’s alright… Just that side has been reverted in time by magic, so… Uu-…. Uuu…n, like it never happened… ”

. .

“Camille, are you alright? Here, I brought you water, okay?”

“Achille… Thank… Uu…”

After getting drunk, she was probably feeling bad. It’d be better if I brought her to a place she could lie down, huh.

“Achille Jade!”

The girl that got tangled up with Camille, suddenly shouted my name… What I don’t know any woman like this.

“…That’s me, but?”

“Why is Achille taking care of someone like Camille?”

“I don’t quite understand but, right now I’d like to carry her to an infirmary, so please excuse me. As for what my fiancée did, please seek your apology another day.”

“Fiancée you said? Why the heck are you two engaged?”

I’m the one who wants to do the questioning. Why do I have to explain myself to you?

“Because, Achille… should have been the one to push Camille into ruin.”

“What kind of nonsense are you…?”

Having spoken that far, I suddenly remember a certain matter. The word “ruin”… I’ve heard it somewhere…

―――“For someone who’s going to ruin me… Don’t treat me so kindly…”―――

When was that again? …There was a time when Camille herself had said something like that.
Nah, it’s probably a coincidence. At the time, Camille was still young, and the situation being what it was, she was probably just quite confused.
It has nothing to do with this woman’s words.

“Achille hates Camille, you know?”

“I will listen to what you have to say at some other date.”

Camille was now feeling too sick to move, so I picked her up in my arms.
The schoolgirl was still kicking up a fuss about something, but I let her be and brought Camille to the infirmary.

When I opened the door to the infirmary, nobody was inside. It was awkward because the infirmary doctor had apparently gone off somewhere.

“Camille, are you still feeling nauseous?”

“…I pheel bhad. Bud… I threw ub earlier, so ids okey.”

A marquis’ daughter who gets drunk on an entrance ceremony… It’s disappointing, but I’m already used to it. It’s Camille here, so it can’t be helped.
I treasure her, that aspect of her included, after all.

“Achille… Sorry.”

Camille who was lying on the bed was looking up at me apologetically.
Aahh, if you look up at me with those moist eyes… things will get bad, in various ways. Even though I want to look directly at her, I can’t, so I immediately shifted my gaze.

“It’s okay to sleep. I’ll be here until the infirmary nurse gets here.”

“Mn… Thanks. Huhu, this is just like that time, huh?”

“Which time?”

“In the past, when I was brought to the castle after being stabbed… you nursed me, Achille.”

It seems that she’s talking about the time we went to the castle town with His Highness.

“Yeah.”

“Otousama was really busy as well, so he couldn’t come visit… But because you were there, I felt reassured.”

“Camille… Saying that right now should be foul play, right?”

My face is hot…
Calm down, me. What are you going to do if you take a drunkard’s babble seriously? You’ll just end up heartbroken like usual, you know?
Ahh, but still…

“Achille…”

Camille started to fall asleep. Because of her condition as well, it’d be better for her to sleep right now.
I immediately began to hear her soft sleeping breath.

“I love you, Camille.”

Of course, Camille didn’t react. She was sound asleep.
Unable to bear it, I gave her a single kiss on the face.

“I saw that, Achille.”

Suddenly, I heard a voice I knew well, and stiffened. When I looked in the direction of the voice, I found His Highness peeking in from the gap in the infirmary door.
His Highness and peeping… It’s a combo that doesn’t go well together.

“Is Camille alright? I heard that she drank a lot, but…”

It seems that ugly stories of Camille are spreading with certainty.

“She’s fine. She fell asleep just now.”

“Achille… Even if you do that to her while she’s asleep, there’s no meaning, right?”

“…That’s fine.”

“It’s not, right? Have you properly told her that you like her? If you don’t give it to her straight, Camille won’t notice, you know? Even though it’d be questionable even after giving it to her straight, you…”

“Hahh…”

I know that. But I don’t want to force her into that kind of relationship by telling her this.
No, that’s not it. I’m simply afraid of destroying the relationship that we have now.
Camille distancing herself from me in shock, would be unbearable.
I’m not so great a person that I’d be able to silently watch as she left me. It seems more like I’d forcefully keep her tied to me… While I think that I’d like to be sincere with her, at the same time I can picture myself using various ways to keep her with me… I can’t move forward nor backward.

The point is that because of my cowardice, I’m putting off the problem. His Highness has seen through me.

“I’m cheering for you two.”

“Hahh…”

“Geez, I’ve been watching for a number of years now, but it can’t be helped that I’m feeling impatient now.”

“Hahh… But even if you say that, Your Highness, I-”

“The second prince of the neighbouring country… doesn’t seem to have given up, you know? On the contrary, it looks like he’s quite interested in Camille.”

“Even though Camille is engaged to me?”

“That an engagement is something that can be overturned, is something that you should know better than I do, right?”

The difference in status between the illegitimate son of a viscount, and the prince of a large nation is too huge. Yeah, I don’t have a chance, do I?

“I don’t want to give Camille to another nation. She’s my important magician, after all.”

Whether for good or for bad, His Highness has grown as a prince. Even though he used to be a frankly gentle person.
However, once I consider that I might have contributed to this via my bad influence on His Highness, I feel a little guilty.

“Mmmn… One more drink.”

I could hear sleeptalk coming from Camille. It looks like this idiot hasn’t learnt her lesson yet, so I’ll have to warn her later.

“Geez. Camille likes drinking that much, huh?”

Because he didn’t see what happened today, His Highness is smiling, but this isn’t something to laugh about, okay?

“It would be better not to give Camille alcohol anymore. It seems that she’s the type who’s immediately affected by alcohol, after all.”

“Hm~mm. A drunk who cutely fawns on you, and slurs her words… If Camille was like that, then it’d be fine, but as expected of her, I guess.”

Ah-, I thought that too. But since it’s Camille, it can’t be helped.

*imouto*


<Previous Chapter | Imouto | Next Chapter>

First Year First Semester – Chapter 2

Entrance Ceremony – Q of Diamonds

Note: Please don’t read it in the little pop-up for the reader. For some reason it doesn’t reflect my later edits (which I often make a lot of after publishing), so please click ‘view original’.

waka-sama = young master
Normally it’d be my policy to translate it as ‘young master’, but that doesn’t rhyme with baka-sama. And I can’t think of any word for idiot that would rhyme with ‘young master’ exactly either, so yeah.


Today’s the entrance ceremony.
It seems that our Baka-sama-… Ah, I mean, our Waka-sama, has wandered off somewhere again.
Isn’t it no good for a prince to ditch the entrance ceremony?
Seriously, I wish he’d cut me a break. He’s probably wandering around the school, chasing ass anyway.
Only that guy’s womanising is the same as in the game.

While I was searching for Baka-sama, I was looking around and observing the other factions.
Of course, my motivations are just a pure desire to pay respects to the other characters from the otome game.
In the game, all of the characters first gathered here at this school.

The otome game that I love, 『Carte à Jouer』… For some reason or another, this world is the world of that otomege. I’ve played it a number of times, so there shouldn’t be any mistake.
I was on the way back from university, when no sooner had I fallen into an open manhole, than I found myself in this world. I’d switched places with someone else.

Beatrix Tapas… That’s my current name.
And “Beatrix” was the name of a count’s daughter who appeared in the game as an enemy character.

In the game’s story, she bullied, and bullied, and bullied the heroine without end; a villain to the roots.
She was a slender beauty with long, straight, black hair, harsh looking orange coloured eyes, and bright red lips that seemed like they could eat a man alive. Truly, a noble’s daughter who played the role of a rival.
Since I ended up switching places with such a woman, I fell into despair.
I mean, this villain ojousama met with a miserable end, after all…

Beatrix who had fallen in love with the prince of her country had gotten in the way of his romance with the heroine, and incurred the wrath of that prince. And she received dreadful retribution from him.
The worst retribution ever; she was ordered to marry this fat, greasy, five time divorced old geezer who already had kids.
That’s why the moment I became Beatrix, I began making my move.

As if I’d let things happen like the game!

For the sake of distancing myself from the Beatrix in the game, I decided to try dressing as a man, and found that it fit me perfectly. This was when I was five.
Since then, I’ve always lived as a crossdresser. In case the worse came to worst, I polished my swordsmanship as well, so that I could live on my own no matter what happened.
And now, I’m more popular amongst women than even the prince.

I’m beginning with observation of the Hearts faction.
How disciplined. Don’t they have all thirteen members of them there? It’s a huge difference from our faction.
However…

Wh-… Could that be…?
Nah, the impression they give is too different, so perhaps I’ve got the wrong person?
She’s a pretty student with pink hair and a petite build. There’s only one character with that appearance.

“Goshhhhh. Royce-sama you knowww~? Loves Camille, you seeee~ So there’s no room for a dirty looking Ugly like you, is thereee~?”

was the signature phrase of the Heart Route’s burikko rival.
Isn’t that Camille Rhodolite, the Q of Hearts who grandly landed a smashing lead at rank 1 of the “Annoying Characters” list?

But why is Camille covered all over in tattoos? Did something happen to her!?
Her clothing is considerably different from her in-game design too.
Even though Camille is supposed to be a bishoujo who suited her goth loli fashion outfits, why the heck is that girl wearing a mantle that could be a magician’s uniform…? It’s way too plain!

And the Spades faction. For a while now, the K of Spades Raiger Transbaal, and Mei Zakro have been meeting their eyes meaningfully from time to time. It’s almost as though they’re lovers… Even though Mei was supposed to be a rival character as well.
Or more like, I was a Raiger fan too… For him to be unavailable as a love interest from the start… I want to cry…

As for the Clovers faction, there’s nobody except for the K of Clovers, but…? Where’d the Q and J go?

I know that the Diamonds faction has diverged from its time in the game.
I made it that way to avoid my Bad End after all. I accidentally went a bit far, and even ended up changing the feel of the love interest character, the K of diamonds.
But still, this is… A lot of things are way too crazy. There’s no doubt that there are causes other than me.

“Beatrix-sama, today you look gallant as well~”

“How dreamy. Compared to Beatrix-sama, average men are less than weeds.”

The girls from the Diamonds faction called out to me.
We’re girls born from the same nation.
The Diamonds faction’s strength comprises the students and rich children of nations other than the Garnet Nation’s.
It sounds good, but this school takes the nobles of the Garnet Nation too lightly, huh? For the Garnet Nation’s nobles of the King Faction and Royal Prince Faction alone to account for twenty six people… So unfair.
Even though the Diamonds faction all together only has thirteen people!

“Huhu, thank you. Such lovely ojousans… I’m a lucky person, aren’t I?”

“Aahh! Beatrix-sama!”

Overcome with emotions, the girls’ eyes moistened with tears. I’ve become completely established as a crossdressing character, haven’t I? Well, it’s amusing though so it’s fine.

When I happened to shift my gaze… I happened upon a pink head by a far off table.
Isn’t that Camille from earlier?

She’s gulping down large amounts of alcohol. Even if they’re cocktails-, no, precisely because they’re cocktails, I have a bad feeling about this.
Isn’t the person standing next to her the J of Hearts, Achille Jade? For that Achille to be taking care of Camille like that, at a time like this… Maybe I should try visiting an eye doctor just once.
Achille is supposed to hate Camille, who follows his lord around like a housefly.
I mean, in the ending where the heroine gets together with the K of Hearts, it’s by Achille’s hands that Camille was socially obliterated, and was forced into a life of misery.
But despite that, why do they look like they’re getting along so well…? What a mystery.

At that moment, I discovered a person who looked like our Baka-sama behind the hedge.
You ditched the entrance ceremony to hide in a place like that? I thought he was picking up girls, but he’s chatting friendlily with the prince of our neighbouring nation, the K of Hearts.
Ah-, he looked this way.

“Bea-chin! So here you were~”

After waving to the prince of the neighbouring nation, Baka-sama walked in my direction.

“I should be asking you, Waka-sama, where did you go during the entrance ceremony? I was sure that you were flirting with girls in the academy’s neighbourhood, but…”

“I wasn’t, you know~? I was in the infirmary.”

“Were you always so delicate?”

“It’s fineee, it’s fineee, Bea-chin, you sure are serious, huh~ You sure worry about the details, huh~ You sure act like a sister-in-law, huh~”

Seriously, why did this prince grow up into such a useless guy…? Even though he was a high-spec’d, popular prince in the game.
Is it because I’ve been spoiling him? By now he has no intentions of opposing the first prince at all.

I was trying too hard in trying to avoid danger to myself, that I greatly exceeded the abilities of the in-game Beatrix. Enough that I serve the second prince as a single knight.
On the contrary, because I’ve been trying too hard at avoiding becoming enemies with this prince, each year the prince falls further into the mindset that even if he doesn’t do something himself, I’ll do all the work for him.
Since then, for every single thing, Baka-sama has been relying on me, and fawning on me.

I… ended up becoming a massively bad influence for this prince.

*imouto*


<Previous Chapter | Imouto | Next Chapter>

First Year First Semester – Chapter 1

Entrance Ceremony – Q of Hearts

Note: Please don’t read it in the little pop-up for the reader. For some reason it doesn’t reflect my later edits (which I often make a lot of after publishing), so please click ‘view original’.


A small blue bird stopped at the window of my room.
I stood up, and timidly approached it… The truth is, this blue bird is not just a simple bird.
It’s a type of magic communication spell.

――――What it’s communicating are the “Exam Results”.

I reach out with my hand, when the bird stops on the back of my right hand and turns into a piece of paper with the exam results written on it.

“It sure is scary to look.”

If I failed…
Once I started thinking this, I couldn’t bring myself to check what was on the paper.

“Oh? Camille-sama.”

Aimée who was in the middle of giving maids cleaning instructions showed up at my room.
Aimée reigns over the maids of the Rhodolite house as the strongest attendant.

“Oh? Oh oh? This is…”

Aimée snatched the paper away from me at a speed that seemed impossible with her body, and held it out with both hands.

“My! My my! Camille-sama!”

Eh, did I fail?
My chief maid was showing me a worrying reaction.

“It seems we’ll be celebrating tonight! I must inform Marquis-sama!”

After returning me the paper, Aimée left the room, her hips fluttering about.
After she was gone, I timidly took a look at the paper, and found…

That the four letters, “PASS” were written there.

“I passed!”

What do I do…? I’m so happy… Much more than when it was my high school entrance exam.

I wonder if Royce-sama and Achille passed…?
Achille is probably okay, but Royce-sama…? No, he should be better at general education that I am.
…Royce-sama, you didn’t fail, right?

I want to ask, but when I consider the possibility that he failed, it’s too scary so I can’t send the communication magic.

“It’s so hard to ask…”

Achille has probably passed, so it’s fine even if I tell Achille my results, right?
In the end, after a lot of worrying about it, I sent a message spell to Achille only.

After a little while, a reply came from Achille.
It mentioned that Royce-sama passed as well.
…Royce-sama, to think that you only told Achille… You were thinking the same thing as me, weren’t you? I passed as well, you know?

The day of the entrance ceremony arrived.

The time between the announcement of the results, and the entrance ceremony, felt quicker than expected.
I heard that after the entrance ceremony there would be a chance to mingle with fellow students to deepen friendships.
Normally I’d be glad without a care about the event and all, but because it was an event held by this school, I felt a little nervousness.

Along with that incident where the magic power measurement item broke, I’ve been getting an incredibly bad feeling about this, after all~…
When you say a person of this world who has enough magic power to destroy a measuring item, no matter how you think about it, it’s her, right?

“But that’s weirddd…”

The Heroine was supposed to enrol starting in the second year.

“For her to take the exam like a normal person…”

Is there an irregular here as well?
Just like how because of Camille’s influence, Royce and Achille changed.
Just like how before even the entrance ceremony, Raiger already got engaged.

Unlike in the game, the heroine’s influence shouldn’t change Camille’s fate. It shouldn’t, but…
There’s not a thing, thing~, to worry about.

“She might even be a reaally good girl!”

But, my mood has gotten a little depressed.

“If the heroine chooses Royce-sama… What am I going to do?”

I might get in the way like in the game, and after all, I actually have been doing that to the other noble daughters.

“…! No way!”

I only just realised it after all this time.
I, who’ve been repeatedly getting in the way of the noble daughters who tried to get near Royce-sama… Isn’t that exactly Camille?

“Like this, I’ll meet a Social Obliteration End!”

“The heckk are you mumbling about?”

“Achille…”

“We’re still in the middle of the entrance ceremony, you know? If you get too noisy, you’ll draw attention.”

Oh, right. I was in the middle of a solemn ceremony.
The principal is speaking in front of us. I’m a bit concerned about the fact that it completely feels like the lazily speaking principal is just getting it over with… In the game it felt like he took things more seriously, though…
Mr. Principal… Is this really okay?

While the principal was giving his address, I turned my head here and there, observing the students, but I didn’t find any female student that seemed to be the heroine.
That’s weird… Could it be that she failed the exam?
In her place, there are slightly weird characters popping up here and there…

The Q of Diamonds has turned into a beautiful crossdresser for example, and the Q of Clovers is absent… The K of Diamonds is missing too, huh… It goes without saying that the J of Spades is as well, though.
Since K, Q and J are completely gathered here, doesn’t that mean that we of the Hearts faction have the strongest influence now?

“It’s definitely weird!”

“Camille, if you kick up such a fuss… I’ll seal your mouth, you know?”

“…!”

I don’t really get it, but I sensed danger to my body, so I shut up in a panic.

Achille’s behaviour has only been escalating since that day.
We’re engaged, so that kind of contact isn’t anything weird, but I don’t think he has a need to go this far just for the spirit of friendship.

After the entrance ceremony ended, the socialising event began.
Because I have the stuff from before as well, Achille was tightly holding my hand. So that I wouldn’t lose concentration, he said…
Gosh, to treat a sixteen year old like a lost child that you can’t let go of!

Speaking of being sixteen, that’s an adult in this world.
It’s an age where I can even drink alcohol, you know?

The event is being held in the form of a stand-up buffet, and on top of the table are light foods and dessert.
Meeting my expectations, on a nearby table are various coloured alcoholic drinks in small cocktail glasses.
Even though the academy is an educational grounds, for them to serve alcohol… Parallel worlds sure are mysterious.

“Achille, I want to drink that.”

“Camille… Do you know what that is?”

“Alcohol, right?”

“Mmn. That’s right, but… make sure you don’t drink too much, alright?”

I’m not going to start gulping them down, you know? Achille is kinda… He’s like an overly worried mother, isn’t he?

“Here you go.”

What he handed me was a cocktail with the same raspberry colour as my eyes.

“Thanks…”

Finding something incredibly interesting about this, Achille is staring at me as I drink.

The drink he gave me was sweet and tasty, so I want a little more now.

“Ah, Camille!”

“Just a little more.”

Shaking free of Achille’s warnings, I drink a second, and then a third cocktail, when Achille starts to openly frown.

“Mmn. It really is delicious.”

“Are you really alright, drinking that much?”

“Mn, I’m completely fine, you know? At home, I’ve been stopped by Aimée, so even though I’ve come of age I’ve never drunk before you know? It turns out that I might actually be a heavy drinker, huh?”

Saying that, I turn to face Achille, but my foot got tangled and I was about to fall forward. I braced myself, but I didn’t have enough strength, so my body wouldn’t move the way I wanted.

“Huh…? Uwahh!”

At this rate, I’m guaranteed to faceplant!

“Watch out-”

Achille supported me with his arm as I was about to tumble. …We’ve ended up kind of embracing each other.

“S-, Sorry…”

I flusteredly tried to get away, but I tripped again. My sense of balance has disappeared.
Achille is looking at me, dumbfounded.

“…Even though I told you this would happen.”

“I’m not drunk or anything, you know? I’m totally fine.”

“That’s what all drunks say… Come on, hold on.”

Almost hanging off Achille, I moved a little distance away from the event place, and walked to a place with chairs. Achille has been kindly supporting me without complaints.
There are no other students near the chairs. I bet nobody else will leave the venue or anything.
…As long as they don’t become like me, that is.

“Achille, sorry about this… Thanks.”

Achille averted his eyes. Did I anger him? His ears are kind of red, after all.
Guilt starts to well up in me.

“I’ll go get you some water, so sit here quietly, okay?”

“…Much obliged, sir.”

Even though he’s angry at me, he’s even going to get me water. Achille is really such a good guy.

Since Achille went to bring me some water, I’m by myself now. I can’t get up from the seat, so I have nothing to do. I’m not cut out for the job of sitting around quietly.
Even my head feels kinda fluffy. Achille, hurry up and come back… This is kinda bad. My head is swimming.

While I was in such a state, a single female student approached.
She was heading towards me, making a beeline. There’s probably no mistake that she wants something from me.

That student looks kind of familiar. Someone I’ve seen on screen, again and again in the past…
Wavy, cinnamon coloured medium length hair, and olive coloured eyes…
My eyes widened.

―――She’s, that game’s “heroine”―――

…So she really did pass the exam?

The Heroine is glaring at me.
In her profile, it was written that she had an “ordinary appearance”, but isn’t she just a normal bishoujo!?
She looks gallant and neat, and makes you want to protect her.

However, this neat and tidy bishoujo accosted me in a harsh tone unthinkable from her outward appearance.

“You’re a “bodyswap”, right? You’re not Camille Rhodolite, right?”

“Eh…”

Suddenly being asked this, I fell into turmoil.

“I wonder if Royce and Achille are just like they were in the game. Do you know what I mean by “bodyswapping”?”

I don’t recall doing anything so bad to her, but I can feel extreme hostility from her. Why? I haven’t bullied the heroine yet, though?
Or more like, why am I being cornered by her? Like me, is she a different person from the real heroine?
…No good. Because I’m drunk, my head won’t function better than usuall.
…Ahh, my stomach feels kind of bad. This is a bad sign.

“How about saying something? It’s pointless to try and hide it!”

The Heroine spoke in an even harsher tone, and pressed me for an answer. …Even though that’s out of the question right now… Even though I’m currently feeling worse and worse.

“Uu… I can’t…”

Something hot gradually rose from the depths of my throat.

“What ‘can’t’ you…? You’d best quit playing dumb! …Huh? KYAAAAAAAAAA!”

The Heroine let out a terrible shriek.

I’d magnificently thrown up the contents of my stomach, in the direction of the Heroine.
…Apologies.

*imouto*


<Previous Chapter | Imouto | Next Chapter>