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Raid on the Capital – Chapter 9

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Chapter 9 – Jessica and the Start of the Death Game

“Tilea-san, will you really be okay with a game?”

“Leave it to me, Jessica-chan. I’m bad with fighting, but using my head is my strong point.”

Tilea-san was filled with confidence, but I was terribly uneasy. So terribly, terribly uneasy. I couldn’t even picture her winning against these guys.

The demons in front of me had more to them than just their incredible mana. I could see the intelligence in their eyes.

My mana might not be that great, but I have a little bit of confidence when it comes to using my head. But if you ask me if I can win against these guys without losing, then the answer would be no. Depending on the contents of the game, there’s more than enough of a possibility that I would be horribly beaten.

Mm mm, I can’t think such cowardly things. Otherwise I’ll even lose games that I’d normally win. Anyway, I need to ask for the details of the game and then form a proper plan. It looks like Tilea-san was curious as well, because she ran over to Horus and asked,

“Well? What’s the game about?”

“The game we have prepared is called Element Predict[Element Prediction Attack and Defence].”

“Elem…?”

Her expression turned blank at the unfamiliar word. Are we really going to be okay? I wonder if Tilea-san can follow his explanation… I’m feeling really uneasy.

“I will explain from the basics. Though you are a feeble human, no doubt you know of the elements of magic, correct?”

“E-, Elements? Y-, Yeah.”

“And of course you know of the compatibilities and relationships between the elements?”

“Compatibilities? Relationships?”

“What? Don’t tell me you don’t even know that much.”

“N-, No no, of course I do… It’s umm, yeah, that thing. Yeah, compatibilities. Yep, yep. Compatibilities and relationships, that stuff is like common sense, you know.”

Oh geez, Tilea-san nodded, but her expression told me that she was just pretending and had absolutely no idea. Horus also gave a suspicious glare.

“W-, What’s with you? A-, Are you doubting me? It’s no problem. I totally get it.”

“…Well, fine then. Element Predict is a game that involves the affinities and relationships between the elements.”

“Hmm~ I don’t really get it. What are the rules, specifically?”

“For the rest of the explanations, seeing it yourselves would be faster. Human, follow me.”

Horus brought Tilea-san and I into a small room in the ruins. From what I heard, it’s going to be a game about the magical elements.

The elements are fire, water, wood, earth, wind, lightning, light and dark; eight of them in total, and each of them with their own compabitilies. Fire is strong against water. Wind strengthens fire. That kind of thing.

For example, a sword with the fire attribute would do less damage to a fire element magic beast. So using water attribute magic or weapons would be more efficient. One of the popular opinions is that we should be fighting with elements in mind.

“We’re here. Enter.”

When we entered the room, I was assaulted by such a strong smell of blood that I felt like I choked. Guh-, it’s true that I was on the battlefield earlier, but I can’t help that I’m not used to it yet.

I felt like I was going to throw up any minute, but I desperately endured.

“Ku ku, little girl, do you hate the smell of blood? You’re smelling the blood of all the earlier victims to this game. Naturally, we were not the losers.”

“…”

“What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue? Your blood is going to join theirs, you know. HUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Horus laughed with a cruel smile.

I’m scared. I knew it, but demons really are scary. How can we play a game with somebody so…

And what’s more, a game of life and death. Even at best, we’re already being exposed to their demonic pressure. Is it even possible to think clearly like this?

I don’t think so. At least, it’s impossible for me.

But Tilea-san is here with me. No matter how terrifying they might be, she never yields. She’s like the sun. Even when Horus intimidated us a moment ago, she was completely firm. Here I am, trembling pathetically instead. You can’t even compare the two of us.

Tilea-san, help!

I turned to the side, and begged Tilea-san with my eyes.

“Hii-, i-, it’s blood. Everywhere, blood… Wa, wa, wa, wa, aah, I got ahead of myself… Oh god, oh god, a death game is completely, completely impossible. Somebody help. Myuu, Maira-san, Remilia-saaaaan! Hahh, hahh, of course nobody’s here… Jessica-chan, help.”

Tilea-san muttered to herself in a small voice. It didn’t look like Horus and the others heard, but she begged me for help. My eyes and her eyes met as we tried begging each other for help.

Haha, Tilea-san, with your power, why are you looking at me like that? You’re acting almost like some feeble town girl.

“Tilea-san, why are――”

“Jessica-chan, I’m sorry! Of course. You must be scared, right? And you’re still so young… I’m such a pathetic adult. Asking you for help just made you uneasy… Everything’s going to be okay, now. So don’t make that face anymore, okay?”

With those words, Tilea-san faced off against Horus. None of the fear from before was left on her face.

Huhu, what a strange person. At first I thought she was a dreamy oneesan, but after travelling with her, that fantasy completely collapsed. She’s stubborn and childish, and often she just sort of drags me around. But then, just like a moment ago, she’ll also take the attitude of a reliable guy.

Haha, I can’t understand her at all.

But there’s something I do know.

Tilea-san is determined now. So there’s nothing left for me to be afraid of.

I don’t know when, but the fear inside me disappeared.

“Horus, you called yourself? Your little threats are pointless. Because we’re going to win.”

“That’s the spirit. It’s a death game, so it’s not interesting if you’re petrified.”

“Well? What kind of game are we going to be playing here?”

“There are eight swords, and eight helmets in this room. Each pair belongs to one of the eight elements. You can find the labels on the sword handle and underneath the helmet.”

“Can I have a look?”

“Very well. See for yourself.”

Taking a sword and helmet from Horus, Tilea-san checked them over. There really was a label there.

“Jessica-chan, was he telling the truth about them being attributed?”

“Yes. I’m not that great at using Trace Magic[Investigation Magic] either, but I can tell that the labels are correct.”

“I see. Are there traces of anything suspicious?”

“It’s probably… okay, I think… I’m sorry. I’m not good with these sort of analyses, so I can’t say for sure…”

“No, no, that’s fine. Thank you. I just wanted to see if they were tricking us.”

Nodded to herself, Tilea-san handed them back to Horus.

“Are you satisfied now?”

“Yes. Well then, what are we using these for?”

“Let’s say you have the fire attribute helmet on, which has resistance against fire. Because of that, even if I attack with the fire attribute sword, you’ll take almost no damage. This holds true, even taking our mana into account.”

To demonstrate, he struck the fire helmet with the fire sword, but there was just a metallic echo, and not a single scratch on the helmet.

“On the other hand, if we instead do the opposite and use the water sword…”

When Horus struck down with the water sword, to say nothing of the helmet, even the metal table below it was pierced.

T-, This is…

These aren’t just your normal compabitilies. When the enchanted items interact, they synergise to the extreme.

“T-, This isn’t your normal elemental weaknesses――”

“Indeed, girl of the Academy. These items have been made with their elemental enchantments brought to the extreme. So even if a feeble human uses it, they can accomplish what I just did.”

“Are these created just for the game?”

“That’s right. Eight pairs for each of the eight elements. We guess each other’s choices. The attacker attacks with a sword, while the defender defends with the helmet.”

“Then this isn’t any different to just fighting normally! It’s obvious that the demons have the advantage!”

Tilea-san objected after hearing Horus.

“Relax, blonde girl. We have specifically made seperate sets for humans and demons, with the elemental enchantments adjusted for fairness. If the game isn’t balanced, then it would hardly be a battle of wits.”

“I see. Well, I’ll trust you on that for now, but…”

“We will alternate between attacking and defending after each turn. And then, ku ku ku, we continue until one helmet breaks and somebody dies.”

“…Then because of your tougher bodies, you demons have the advantage.”

“I do not deny it. However, we could simply kill you without the game. I think you should be grateful to us for the small chance to prevail. What’s more, you said that using your head is your strong point, didn’t you? If you predict well, you can just continue getting ‘no damage’ for yourself, and ‘critical damage’ for our side.”

To confirm, I asked,

“Can we expect that the other elements behave the conventional way that I learnt in class?”

“Yeah. That’s exactly right.”

Horus then continued on to further explain the relationships between the elements. Just as he said, the compatibilities were just like what I learnt in school.

I see, so if you use the fire sword against the fire helmet, it’s no damage. But changing to wood, earth or wind swords will multiply the base damage. And using a water sword will maximise the effect for critical damage.

“Your first opponent shall be I, Gesu-sama, the Captain of Horus-sama’s Blitz  Unit. Now then, which of you will start?”

With those words, a very cunning looking man stepped forward.

His attitude is arrogant, but he seems the careful type, and seems to have a rather determined personality. A match with him is going to be quite difficult.

Even if we’ve been given a handicap, it’s impossible for me. Just how many critical hits would I need just to break through a demon’s defence…?

I had considered being the one to play depending on the game they presented, but for something like this I’ll leave it to Tilea-san.

“Tilea-san, could you go please?”

“Y-, Yeah. That’s fine, I guess…”

Tilea-san seemed a bit unsure. Could it be that even with her power, she’s still nervous in front of a demon?

“I’m sorry. My power isn’t enough to handle a demon. But with your――”

“No, no, there’s no need for you to play, Jessica-chan. Like we agreed earlier, you just keep a look-out for cheating.”

“I understand. Then, is there something else that you’re worried about?”

“Well, I just kinda wanted to say…”

“Yes?”

“I don’t really remember the rules, but ummm, what’s wood strong against again?”

“U-, Umm, excuse me. Could we please get a pen and paper?”

W-, Well, I guess it can’t be helped, right? Tilea-san never took lessons in this sort of stuff. Deep down I’m still feeling uneasy, but I’ve placed my hopes on her raw fighting strength.


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Raid on the Capital – Chapter 8

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Chapter 8 – Jessica and the Hope of the Capital

“A group of vampires has been spotted 2 kilometres behind us. Class Seven, prepare to chant!”

“”Yes!””

“Class Three is to shelter and treat the wounded. If anything happens, use my name!”

“”Understood!””

Under the President’s leadership, the other students and I have been repelling vampires and directing the citizens to shelter. All of them were terrified. After all, friends they chatted happily with, and even beloved family members suddenly bore their fangs and attacked.

People with skill wielded their prided weapons against the vampires, but the tide of the battle wasn’t to our favour. Not only did vampires have the numerical advantage, but their physical abilities were strengthened too, which made things that much more difficult. Had it not been for the effort the students put into fighting, and the President’s skilled instructions, we would probably have been overwhelmed in no time.

I’m just a novice with no real experience, but President rounded up students like me to hold the frontlines.

We were at a huge numerical disadvantage, and needed more fighters.

It was my first time. My first real battle.

At the beginning, my legs trembled and I was stiff with tension. But when my mana ran dry, I would drink a potion, and continued to jump back onto the battlefield. I was determined to keep going.

I repeated this over and over again.

While I was preparing for the next wave of attacks, the President came over.

“Nichol-kun, are you okay?”

“Yes. I’m a lot calmer now than I was in the beginning.”

“You don’t need to overdo it. Even if potions recover stamina and mana, there’s no helping mental exhaustion.”

“Thank you very much for the concern. But really, I’m fine.”

“This type of exhaustion is one that can go unnoticed. Just listen to me, and take a small break.”

“U-, Understood.”

At his half-forceful suggestion, I ended up nodding along.

I wanted to keep going, but it’s true that I was exhausted. Taking him up on his suggestion, I decided to rest in the base. We set up simple beds in the base, so we could take naps, and have simple meals too.

Entering the base, I looked around. Everyone looked incredibly weary.

It was hard to blame them.

Our absolute guardian Remilia-sama was absent…

The unending battles buried our hope with despair.

I sat down on a bed, closed my eyes, and had a light rest.

Ahh… I wonder what’s going to happen to me.

There was the problem with Edim and Lyris, and above all, there was the enormous pressure from the demons.

Demons…

A race with mana reserves and physical strength incomparable to humans.

Could we even win against them?

People who could beat them…

Adventurers? The Public Safety Force? Or if not, Demon Hunting Specialists?

Hmm, it’s just my intuition, but I think that even if they could defeat the small fry, people like that wouldn’t be able to beat the real demons. Is the world going to be taken over by demons at this rate?

I didn’t know if it was because of the accumulated fatigue, but my mind was filled with negativity.

Ah-!? Speaking of which, there was a person who beat the demons. Strong enough to overturn common sense.

I wonder what Tilea-san was up to right now. Did she find  Timu-chan?

Tilea-san, what a mysterious person…

She said that she was just a normal chef, but it didn’t look that way at all. With that unbelievable power, I couldn’t imagine anybody being a match for her, demon or not.

Honestly, who on earth was she?

She said that she wasn’t a hero’s descendant.

Then could it be that she was a demon? ――Hmm, but I didn’t get a negative aura from her. Should I call her simple? Or perhaps pure? The aura around her was warm and bright. She was the complete opposite of Arcyune, who was like a bundle of negativity.

I know! Tilea-san!

If it’s Tilea-san, who was bright like the sun, it would definitely be possible to clear this depressing mood.

I should go find her!

I stood up from my bed, and was about to head straight for the exit when suddenly, happy cheers broke out all around me.

“REMILIA-SAMA HAS RETURNEDDDDD!”

“Ohh, we’re saved!”

“If Remilia-sama is here, the demons are nothing to be afraid of!”

Remilia-sama returned!

Thank goodness. With this, everybody’s morale would shoot up.

“I am sorry everybody. My absence caused you trouble. I completely fell for the enemy trap.”

Saying so, Remilia-sama bowed to everybody in the base with a frustrated expression and her lip between her teeth. It was probably mortifying for her to have fallen into a trap set by the enemy.

“It isn’t your fault, Remilia-sama. We are the ones responsible for not seeing though it.”

“No, in the end, I was the one who passed the decision. I hope you will let me take responsibility through my actions.”

“Understood. With you here, we can turn this situation around.”

“Umu. I will be counting on you all for your support!”

“”Understood! Please leave it to us!””

Remilia-sama’s words naturally caused the Public Safety Force to smile with joy, and the members from the guild did so as well. While everybody was being inspired by each other’s morale, the Student President approached her.

“Remilia-sama. I am Muvordelly, the President of the Magic Academy Student Council. I am truly relieved by your safe return.”

“Oohh, so you’re that rumoured prodigy. I have heard a lot about you. It seems that in my absence you kept everybody together. I am thankful from the bottom of my heart.”

“I’m unworthy of your words.”

“I am not simply flattering you. I expect much from you in the future. Continue exerting yourself.”

“Thank you very much. Also, about the demons you were chasing. The current crisis――”

“Indeed. In retrospect, they had a tendency to abstain from engaging in battle. It seems they truly were a diversion.”

“I see. The enemy leader is quite a schemer, isn’t he.”

“Umu. Continue to take care so that you do not end up manipulated as well. First I need to confirm the situation. How goes the battle? How are things at the moment?”

“The garrison in the fort down south has been annihilated. I believe that we should consider the area to have fallen to the demons already. As for the garrisons in the east, west and north, they’ve been building up bases and protecting their respective areas like we of the Academy have. As for the Public Safety Force and Adventurers Guild, their members have been sheltering escaping citizens, as well as working to destroy the vampires. Only, every frontline has just been barely holding on, and the battle has continued to be a desperate struggle.”

“I see. I understand the situation now. Well done. You can leave the rest to me.”

“Yes. I’ll return the command of every group to you. For now I’m going to go let them all know about your return.”

“I see. I’ll be counting on you.”

“Understood.”

“Well then, everybody capable of fighting, follow me! It’s time to clean up the vampires!”

“”Understood!””

People from the Guild and Safety Force cheered at her commands, and everybody’s morale reached their peaks.

“Remilia! Wait!”

“W-, Why if it isn’t My Lord, the King. What brings you to such a place as――”

At the sudden appearance of His Lordship, the King, everybody knelt on the spot.

“Be at ease, Remilia. I have already played my cards.”

“Oohh. And may I ask, what cards might those be?” she immediately questioned.

His Lordship was well known for his intelligence and ability. Because of that, everybody else seemed to be waiting expectantly as well.

“The elimination of the vampires shall be left to Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentragram].”

“Please excuse my words, but what is Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentragram]?”

“A secret institution of the Royal Capital. From this moment, the Public Safety Force shall defer to their command. I have already relayed this to all members of Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentragram].”

“H-, However, something like this, and so suddenly is――”

“Remilia. There is no room for argument. I have already decided, and will not accept objections. Do you understand!”

“Y-, Yessir.”

Remilia-sama and everyone else were visibly shocked about this unheard of organisation. Had I not already heard of them, I’d have reacted the same way.

Lyris-chan, just who on earth are you…?

After His Lordship left the area, a man in priest’s clothing appeared before us. He looked about forty, and had a large build and sharp gaze. And he was equipped just like Lyris-chan and Vera-san were.

“I’m Gaban Alec. The King has probably explained already that you lot are under my command. I’ll have you listen obediently from now on.”

“W-, What was that!? I’ve never even heard of Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentragram]. Even if the King said so, why do we need to listen to your commands!”

“Yeah, yeah. Our leader is Remilia-sama!”

It began with the Public Safety Force, but soon the members of the Adventurers Guild, and then students of our Academy began erupting in complaint as well.

“Hmm. I have no time to deal with your meaningless pride. From this moment on, all those who refuse to obey me shall be treated as rebels against the king, and punished accordingly.”

“Y-, You…”

“S-, So cowardly.”

“Everyone, it is as Alec-dono says. If you disobey the King’s orders, it cannot be helped if they label you a traitor. From this moment on, we will abide by Alec-dono’s instructions.”

Remilia-sama stepped in front of the blatantly unhappy group, and said that with prudence. Because of everybody’s trust in her, just her few words were enough to deal with the complaints.

“Your name was Remilia, wasn’t it. Well said. I’ll have you guys evacuate the citizens, and protect them from vampire attacks during the process.”

“Yessir. We will abide by your instructions, however, I would like to inform you that the demons that my team gave chase to have likely returned to the capital. I had my subordinates keep a lookout, but I fear that they will take action before long. If it happens, I believe it may be best if I tagged along.”

“No need. You have no idea of their battle power. It is impossible to defeat them in a frontal confrontation. Only we of Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentragram] can kill them.”

“H-, However, would it not be better if you had more fighting power with you?”

“Enough. You lot lack the strength. At best you would just slow us down.”

“W-, What did you say to her! We Safety Force members protect the capital, and you’re going to insult us, huh!”

“Yeah! No matter who you are, that’s absolutely unforgivable!”

“Stop it, everyone! Alec-dono, please desist with your provocations! And moreover, if you are going to say that much, I would like to see proof of your strength. Though I, Remilia, am unworthy, I shall be your opponent!”

Remilia-sama drew her sword and swung it before his eyes.

“Honestly, this Public Safety Force is nothing but a short-tempered bunch with no real ability. Not only that, a bunch of novices are even calling themselves ‘Court Wizard’. And the best part is that a bunch of brats from school are mistaking a battlefield for a fucking festival!”

“YOU BASTARD! TAKE THAT BACK! Remilia-sama, pay his words no need, and please cut him down. It’s no big deal. The King will forgive us if he realises how weak this man is.”

“Exactly. In fact, Remilia-sama need not even go herself. I will――”

Aahh, why did this happen!

To defeat the demons we need to throw away our differences and unite. But instead these people were busy fighting amongst themselves. Even though at best of times, there was still a huge difference in ability between demons and humans…

These people wouldn’t do.

I decided to sneak out of the encampment and go look for Tilea-san.

I would bet the future of the Capital on her.

Tilea-san? Tilea-san, where did you go?

While shouting, I searched the Capital for her. But no matter how long I searched, all I found were evacuees and vampires.

There were so many people. It might be impossible to find her.

Mm~mmn, I couldn’t give up. Tilea-san was the hope of the Capital.

With renewed resolve, I continued to look for Tilea-san. While calling her name, I checked inside buildings, outside, and all around for her. On the way, I was attacked by vampires, but I somehow managed to fight them off with magic.

Tilea-san, Tilea-san…

Jessica-chan, Jessica-chan…

Mn!? I think I heard my name…

I decided to listen carefully.

“Jessica-chan? Jessica-chan, where are you? If you’re there, please say something!”

It was Tilea-san’s voice!

Thank goodness. I’d finally found her! And if she was looking for me, did that mean she had found Timu-chan?

“Jessica-chan, I’m so sorry. Hic-, have the vampires already gotten youu?”

“Tilea-saaaan! It’s Jessica! I’m here!”

I shouted as loud as I could in her direction, and waved my hands. It looked like she spotted me too, and she began running my way.

After we made sure of each other’s safety, for a while we just hugged.

“Jessica-chan. Thank goodness. Thank goodness you’re still safe.”

“I should be the one saying ‘thank goodness’. You found Timu-chan, right?”

According to Tilea-san, Timu-chan is under the protection of the Public Safety Force. And after the relief of Timu-chan’s safety, she remembered that she left me alone, and came looking for me. Even though we only met last night, she worried so much about me. It kind of makes me happy. She kept apologising again and again for forgetting me, but I told her there wasn’t anything to apologise for.

I mean, anybody would prioritise their beloved sister over a stranger. I could tell just how much she cared about her.

“Hahh~ But I’m really so glad that I found you, Jessica-chan. All that’s left is to meet up with Timu, and then wait out this mess.”

“Eh-? You aren’t going to fight the demons, Tilea-san?”

“Uu~ It’s true that I know their weakness but… I’m still just a regular person. I think we should leave the rest to the Public Safety Force.”

“There’s no way that you’re a regular person! Please, rise to the occasion. For the future of the Capital.”

“E-, Even if you say that… No, y-, you’re right. As a citizen of this country, I have to let the Safety Force know about the weaknesses.”

“N-, No, that’s not what I meant. You see, I want you to take the lead and――”

“FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!”

“Wha-!? E-, Edim!”

“Heh? Edim, you say?”

“I’m here to avenge Arcyune-sama. DIEEEEEEEE!”

T-, This was bad. Edim was trying to suck Tilea-san’s blood. I needed to stop her, but I was too far.

I-, It’s no good. I won’t make it.

I saw her fangs close in on Tilea-san’s neck.

Aah-, Tilea-san was going to be controlled by the vampires.

This was the end. If Tilea-san became a vampire, there wouldn’t be any way left to stop them.

Just as I was stricken by despair,

“Jessica-chan, is this person your friend?”

“Eh-, w-, why? Ah-, yes, she’s my friend but, u-, umm, Tilea-san, don’t you feel anything? I mean, look, your neck is――”

“Huh? UWAH! Vampire! Ah-, I-, did I get bitten? Aaahh… Jessica-chan, before I turn into a monster, you have to throw the kukan―― Hm? It doesn’t hurt, though?”

“W-, Why? Why won’t my fangs pierce!?”

Edim was trying to thrust her fangs into Tilea-san’s neck, but it was like she was being blocked by some thick wall. Could it be a mana eddy?

“Huhu, I see.”

“Tilea-san?”

“Edim, was it? I’ll tell you why your fangs didn’t pierce me.”

“W-, Why! Tell me why!”

“You see, it’s not that you couldn’t bite me. It’s that you subconsciously didn’t want to. That inner conflict is proof that you still have a human heart, Edim.”

“Impossible! That’s impossible! I’ve offered my heart to Arcyune-sama, to the demon race. Watch me!”

Angered by Tilea-san’s words, Edim swooped in and tried biting her neck here and there. But it didn’t seem to work at all.

“It won’t work. You don’t want to become a monster in front of your best friend. It’s because you secretly feel that way, right?”

“Eh-, is that true, Edim?”

“Haha, idiocy! You two have pissed me off. I’ll suck every drop dry.”

“Huhu, even if you say that, your heart is being honest. Have you sucked even a drop of my blood all this time? Come on, Jessica. You say something too. You need to make her remember your friendship.”

“D-, DON’T MAKE FUN OF MEE! DIEEE! W-, Why won’t it work. Who on earth are you…”

Edim became even more vicious, and tried biting down again. But her teeth couldn’t pierce Tilea-san’s skin, and the only effect was the sounds of collisions resounding throughout the area.

Tilea-san said that Edim was hesitating because she still had her heart as a human, but no matter how I saw it, it was just because Tilea-san was too solid.

And then…

“GUHAH-, AAHGHHH!”

I heard a scream. It looks like Edim’s tooth had finally fallen out. To think that her skin was harder than a vampire’s fang…

Haha, Tilea-san, you’re just too amazing.

“It looks like you’re finally being honest with yourself.”

“No, no, Tilea-san. Look down. Down. It’s because Edim’s tooth fell out.”

“Down? It’s true. There’s a tooth, isn’t there. Meaning… I see! So Edim’s finally free from the vampire’s curse!”

“Eh-? Tilea-san, I think that’s a little off.”

“No, no. I see this kind of thing all the time in manga and anime. Jessica-chan, isn’t that great? It looks like your best friend has become a human again.”

Mahn Gahh? Anni Meh? What’s that?

As usual, I had no idea what she was saying, but that aside, was it true that Edim was back to normal?

If something like that was true, could there be anything happier? But it was probably another one of her misunderstandings. Still, looking at Edim cry after having her tooth broken really was pitiful. No matter what she’d become, it still hurt to see my best friend sad like this.

“Uuu-, ah.. Uuukuh-… mai toofsh… mai faeng… uuu, thish is too much…”

“You don’t have to cry. Jessica-chan forgives you, you know. You were just being manipulated by the demons. Don’t blame yourself so much.”

“I… I hafsh no idea what yoor shaying… Uu, mai fang…”

Aahh, Tilea-san’s misunderstandings are endless.

“Tilea-san, we――”

“Yeah, you’re right. We should give her some time to herself. She’s probably filled with self-loathing right now. But I’m sure that with time, she’ll recover.”

“R-, Right. Tilea-san, thank you very much for stopping Edim.”

“What are you saying! I didn’t do a thing. Edim was freed from the curse because of her own strength, and the power of your friendship.”

“I-, I see.”

Anyway, I hope Edim would stay put like this. No matter what happened in-between, the end result was that Tilea-san stopped Edim from her violence. She really was so amazing.

“Tilea-san, about what I was talking about before. Please defeat the de――”

“O-, Oh no. Jessica-chan, hide over here.”

“What’s the matter, all of a sudden?”

“Look! Some kind of red monster thing is wandering about.”

“Y-, You’re right. And in huge numbers too… Are they… demons?”

“I’m sure they are. Hurry, before they find us… let’s hide in that ruin over there!”

“Y-, Yes. But if you would just fight them head on-”

“What are you saying! There’s just too many of them. I might have picked up a few kukanomi, but after I run out of them, all I have left is the cross.”

“I-, I see… Hahh… But…”

“Anyway, we need to go inside.”

Tilea-san urged me into the ruin.”

“FU HA HA HA HA! Gentlemen, it looks like another guest has come.”

“Here’s to hoping that the new ones have a bit more skill than the last.”

Wha-!? Demons!

A number of demons were waiting inside the ruin.

An ambush!

I turned around and was about to leave, but,

“Aahh, wait a moment. Even if you leave, only a boring end awaits you.”

“Jessica-chan, we should do as they say. For now, just keep your guard up. Here, I’ll give you a kukanomi.”

After accepting a kukanomi from Tilea-san, we turned to face them.

“Nice spirit. Had you still tried to run, I would have killed you on the spot.”

“You’re still going to kill us even if we don’t run, right? Well? What now? A battle?”

“Now, now, calm down. I am one of the Four Knights of the Malferands[Greatest Demons], Horus, the Wisdom General and my units governs over the wisdom of the Malferands[Greatest Demons]. I wish to play a game with you.”

“A game?”

“Indeed. But no mere game. A game of life and death. Of course, being a game, the possibility of death exists for us as well.”

“W-, Why would you do something with no merits for yourself?”

“It’s obvious that in a fight you would have no chance of winning. We fought with some humans earlier, but it was so one-sided that I lost interest. So I thought that we would give you humans a chance as well. But my subordinates and I are the unit known for its wisdom. As such, we will overwhelm you not with battle, but with wit.”

“I see. A bit of a time-killer for you demons, huh. Could you let me talk with Jessica for a little?”

“Very well. Come up with whatever strategies you want. Just make sure not to think of escaping or attacking us by surprise. If you ruin our game, we will show you no mercy.”

A threat from Horus. But if you looked at it another way, as long as we played their game, we would be safe from death for a while. We began to discuss the offer.

“Jessica-chan, this is our chance. Even if we have the kukanomi and cross, there are just too many variables in a battle and we can’t tell how things will go. But a game is a matter of the mind. It’s possible to outplay them. Let’s decrease their numbers through the game first!”

“B-, But, we have no idea what kind of game they――”

“Jessica-chan. It’s true that there’s a possibility that they’ll try to cheat somehow. There’s also the chance that they’ll attack us in a rage if they start to lose. That’s why while I play, I want you to keep a close eye as the lookout. If anything happens, use the kukanomi to give me a moment to get ready for battle as well.”

“Tilea-san, that kind of strategy hinges on the assumption that we’ll win the game. But there’s no proof that we will.”

“Haven’t I said this before? I’m in possession of some special knowledge. I’ve read all sorts of things, like Akagin or Kaijin the Gambler. Because of that, I don’t have any blind spots. By now, none of their plans are anything more than cute tricks to me. Poker, mahjong, I’m ready for anything.”

“Umm, I really do think it would be better if you just fought normally, but…”

“Huhu, Jessica-chan, games are my number one specialty, you know?”

Aahh, Tilea-san is running wild again. I have to stop her somehow! I absolutely can’t let her use her head.

“Are your discussions finished?”

“Yes. Im going to show you just how deep human intellect flows.”

“Ku ku. Very interesting. Then show me what you have.”

At the orders of Horus, the Wisdom General, his subordinates came down to face us. I had no idea what kind of game we’d to be playing, but a battle in Tilea-san’s number one weakness was already beginning.


“Akagin or Kaijin the Gambler”
Parodies of Akagi and Gambling Apocalypse Kaiji.


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Raid on the Capital – Chapter 7

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Chapter 7 – “I shall punish my False Kin.”

In this chapter, we go back in time a little to when Timu first departed for the Capital’s Magic Academy.


At Oneesama’s recommendation, it was decided that I would be attending the Magic Academy in the Capital. The paperwork was quickly dealt with by Oneesama, and now, Oneesama and I, as well as choice members of the Household Guard are advancing towards the capital. We should be arriving in roughly half a day’s time.

I do not mind going to the Capital. Rather, for the sake of our world conquest, it would make a choice location. However, to be honest I feel only gloom towards my enrolment in the academy. No matter how important a role it is for gaining intelligence on the humans, when I remember that I must listen to this ‘schoolwork’, this fools’ nonsense , I feel naught but agony.

Once, I told Oneesama the truth about how I truly did not think I would be able to bear with ‘school life’.
But Oneesama told me, “I know that you’re timid about this, but it’s an absolutely necessary experience for your future. So just go along with what I’m saying, even if you don’t believe me.”
I understand that we require information from within the school. But a number of so-called ‘experts’ from the capital have already visited us as home tutors, and I already know the degree of their strength. I know too well the level of these humans now.

I personally believe that Oneesama is being a little too cautious. She is overestimating the humans. Even though with Oneesama’s strength, humans would simply be a pushover…

A few times in the past I proposed to her that we forwent the information gathering and simply annihilated them all at once, but Oneesama would not agree. She rejected the idea, and seemed to say ‘goodness me…’ with her expression.

Fumu. I cannot understand. With that much power, why will she not pursue an offensive? At times like this, it’s better to consult with Nielsen than brood over it myself. And so I moved over to his side.

“Nielsen. Do you understand why Oneesama will not invade the capital?”

“Well, let me see… I must conclude that it may be due to her past life.”

“Her past life, you say?”

“Yes, Milady. Tilea-sama once mentioned that her days in ‘Japan’ were not filled with easy battles. Perhaps it is due to her experiences there that she is particularly sensitive towards imprudence and failures.”

Fumu. Speaking of which, Oneesama’s expression is unfailingly bitter when she speaks of her old life. I’m sure that her battles in ‘Japan’ are casting a shadow over her.

“Now that you mention it, that is true. She did mention that in the Land of the Shura, just a slight slip-up could cost one their life, didn’t she.”

“It is as you say. According to her, the place was rampant with the ultimate destruction weapon ‘rokett lawncha’.”

“I almost committed the same blunder again. I was considerably negligent in regards to the humans.”

“Camilla-sama, I, as well as the rest of the Household Guard, felt the same way. Could it not be that because Tilea-sama has noticed this, she proposed our current strategy?”

“Nielsen, it is as you say. If we invaded with such frivolous feelings, we may simply have had the tables turned on us.”

“I feel the exact same way.”

As expected of Oneesama. Not only admonishing us for our hubris, but raising our morale as well.

I now understand her intentions. It truly was a good idea to talk to Nielsen about it. As expected of my most trusted retainer. The doubt in my heart has been cleared now.

For Oneesama’s sake, I must make this mission an absolute success.

As I swore this in my mind, Oneesama walked from the front of our procession to my side.

“Timu, you were talking to Niel? It looks like you were having fun.”

“Yes. We were discussing our current strategy. Oneesama, I will most certainly succeed in my school mission.”

“I see. Looks like you’ve got plenty of drive, huh. Oneechan is expecting great things from you.”

With that, Oneesama gently patted my head as she encouraged me. Huhu, I truly am a lucky one. To be a subordinate, and yet treated like a true sister by her. Although I know I must have prudence, I could not help but break into a smile.

And so like that, I continued walking with Oneesama for a while and we arrived at the Capital. After finishing some simple paperwork, we entered.

My first time in the Royal Capital in millenia…

How do I say this… It’s declined. I can tell from the flow of the mana. Even in simple military force, it’s less than half of what it was in the ancient times. Isn’t there simply no need for intelligence? No, I mustn’t be careless. I cannot lose again. Because this time my loss will also be Oneesama’s loss. That alone, I must avoid.

Still, I see no signs of Ortissio in the area. I heard from Nielsen that we were supposed to rendezvous here, but…

“Nielsen, what of Ortissio?”

“Milady. The meeting time has already passed, but there has still been no contact from him.”

“Niel, what’s wrong? Is that Ortissio person not coming to pick us up?”

“M-, My deepest apologies. At present, we are still confirming the situation.”

“Could it be that we’re meant to be meeting somewhere else?”

“No, this should certainly be the rendezvous point, but…”

“In that case, Niel… could it be you got lost?”

“No, that should not be the… T-, This is certainly the rendezvous point.”

“Really? It’s not just that you made a mistake?”

“No, Milady. It appears that the Ortissio Unit has been involved in an unexpected incident.”

“Hahh… Yeah. Maybe I should have expected this to happen if I left things to you.”

Oneesama is disappointed.

What on earth is that lowly Ortissio doing? To make Oneesama wait like this, how shameless!

While feeling anger at Ortissio, at the same time I felt it mysterious. Even flawed as he was, Ortissio is still a member of my prided Household Guard. He has enough power to deal with any minor situation.

Well then, should I try investigating a little? Sharpening my five senses, I followed the flow of the mana.

Mu!? This mana…

I detected the presence of demons all across the city. And they were not the Ortissio Unit. Demons were hiding in this city.

Hidler’s pawns? No, too weak to be the Demon King Army.

And moreover, in the past I have… I see!

“Oneesama, it appears that some other members of our race are hiding in the Capital. Perhaps they are aiming for this place. Honestly, a bunch of thieving cats. Taking into account Ortissio’s movements as well, I suggest that we have Nielsen investigate.”

“Haha, same as always, aren’t you Timu. Well, that’s fine then. It’s true that I’m worried about Or’s lack of contact. Niel, could I have you look around a bit?”

“As you wish. Taking into consideration the size of the Capital, I think I will mobilise all members of the Household Guard for this search.”

“Eh-!? You brought Myuu here too?”

“Yes, I believed that it might be more efficient that way. Tilea-sama, Camilla-sama, please wait here.”

“Hmm~ Well, that’s fine I guess. I’m a little uneasy, but I guess it wouldn’t be great to leave it to you alone, huh?”

“Well then, I shall begin surveying the area.”

“Myuu, I’ll be leaving Niel and the others to you.”

“Please leave it to this one.”

By Oneesama’s command, the Household Guard scattered left and right. But still, day by day, Oneesama’s trust in Mühen continues to grow. She even strongly recommended Mühen for guard duty on our way here. Lately, whenever anything happens, she always considers Mühen first.

Muu. I feel a little disquieted. Nielsen must be hiding complicated feelings as well. After all, lately his duties have been taken by Mühen. Before long, will my role not also be stolen by him…?

Kuh-, before that happens, I must somehow――

No! What am I thinking! Is Mühen not also one of Oneesama’s dutiful retainers!

Sweeping away my foolish delusions, I waited for their return.

And around the time that the sky began to darken, I detected a vigorous activity in the mana flow. Apparently the thieving little cats had come out to cause some trouble. Here and there, clumps of mana started condensing. From that, I could tell that they were attacking the humans.

“Hahh, it’s already pitch dark, huhh~ I wonder how much longer until everyone returns.”

“I believe that they may arrive any minute. More importantly, it appears that something stupid is about to happen.”

“I-, I see.”

“What shall I do? We could also stop them, if you wished.”

“Oh I know. Shall we try heading to the academy instead? We have no idea when Niel and the others will be back, and we might even get some information.”

“I see. I shall abide, Oneesama.”

Following Oneesama’s words, we headed to the Magic Academy. The whole way there, I sensed humans being attacked. I noticed activity in the mana flow a few kilometres ahead of us. Naturally, Oneesama must have been aware as well. It seemed like before long, the panic would spread throughout the capital.

And finally we reached the main gate of the Magic Academy.

It didn’t seem that the False Demons were at work here. Then what about the rest? When I surveyed the area, I noticed a light by the western gate. Apparently somebody was there.

Mu!? This mana signature. Apparently a False Demon was skulking about the school.

“It looks like someone’s here.”

“Yes. Apparently one of those thieving cats. Shall I kill it?”

“Ugu-! Timu, you wait here, okay? Oneechan is going to have a little chat.”

Saying that, Oneesama headed to the western gate. Could it be that Oneesama also sensed the False Demon, and went off to punish it? In that case, a thing of that level could just have been left to me, but…

While waiting a while for Oneesama’s return,

“You there, what are you doing by yourself!”

a loud shout reached my ears. Some middle-aged knight in armour.

“And you are?”

“Nobody suspicious. I’m Gabe, Vice Captain of the Capital’s Public Safety Force. At present the Capital is under attack by some unknown assailant. It’s dangerous here, so I’ll be taking you to shelter.”

Oh. So he was part of the Public Safety Force.

Public Safety Force members were escorting groups of evacuating citizens to safety. I see. So this is the reason that Oneesama told me to stay behind? Let’s get information from this lot first.

I nodded at the man’s words, and moved myself into the line of citizens. They all looked terribly exhausted. They likely came here with nothing but the clothes on their back. Many of them were still in pajamas.

When I listened in on their conversations, it seemed that almost none of these citizens knew what was going on. All they knew was that some fanged monsters suddenly attacked them, and that the people who were attacked would change into those monsters as well.

From the situation, it would seem that it’s vampires we’re dealing with.

Taking into consideration the mana I sensed earlier, it seems that there is no mistake that these are the kin that I created on a whim in the ancient age. Well, there was no problem with creating them for fun, but they didn’t turn out to be very useful, so I threw those toys away.

They are Failures(False Kin).

And from their auras, it didn’t seem like they just awoke from being sealed. It’s likely that they didn’t participate in the ancient war, and because of that they escaped sealing by the gods. Garbage that deserve execution simply for the crime of desertion.

Now then, now then. Whatever should I do with these failures(False Kin). As the True Ancestor, I must settle this issue properly.

While I was lost in such thoughts, I felt a familiar presence.

This presence is…

It appeared that Nielsen and the rest had returned.

I turned away from the presence, and looked in Nielsen’s direction instead.

Right there…

Around that slanted ruin, huh? Dimwitted humans would have no idea, but there was somebody hiding there.

Using my glances, I gave him the order to come here without alerting the humans. When I did, he watched for an opening and skilfully joined in with the group of evacuees.

“So here you were, Camilla-sama. We have successfully convened with Ortissio.”

“I see. Well done. Then you shall report the situation to Oneesama. Oneesama will decide on what to do with Ortissio.”

“Understood. Then you, Camilla-sama?”

“For now, I will continue to move with this lot.”

“As you will.”

With that, Mühen disappeared, as did the presence in the ruin. Mühen likely conveyed my orders to the rest of the Household Guard.

All that’s left is gathering information on the Public Safety Force. With a nonchalant expression, I continued to survey the evacuees.

A few hours later…

The first battle erupted.

Unbreathing, former-human vampires attacked us. Each time, the citizens would scream in terror.

Aahh~ So noisy! You’re interfering with my surveillance!

Should I just kill them? No, no, it wouldn’t do to stand out.

But still, there’s no end to these battles. Apparently the Fake Demons were just haphazardly turning any human.

Hmph, no class at all. Every one of these new vampires was mad with the loss of their ego. These Fake Demons know nothing of a demon’s aesthetics.

Only, due to their creation in numbers, I was able to observe their battles with the humans many times.

From their movements, it looks like these humans were trying their best to avoid battling. Protecting the citizens was their first priority. And these vampires were so weak that the humans didn’t even need to use proper tactics.

This is hardly enough. At the very least, I would have liked to see them battle with a proper demon but…

As I looked about in dissatisfaction, I noticed a group of things with red fangs, flying our way from a few kilometres west.

Oohh, what good timing! Why, are demons not coming to attack right now!

It was a mob of lesser demons. Though low ranked they might be, lesser demons are still fully-fledged demons. Different from all the dullards thus far.

Now then, what shall you do?

What methods will your humans show me in your battle against the demons? The gulf between the races are large, you know.

I observed with great interest.

Finally, the group of lesser demons clashed with the Public Safety Force. With their clever movements, the lesser demons toyed with them all.

“W-, What’s with these movements!?”

“Kuh-! W-, Was that darkness magic!?”

“GUHAHHH! W-, What power!”

The lesser demons attacked with their powerful talons and fangs, and fired magic bullets from their mouths. Apparently the Public Safety Force were panicking, having never seen a magic bullet before.

“These guys are different from the other enemies so far. Everybody, brace yourselves!”

“SPREAD OUTTTT! Don’t let yourselves become targets, disperse!”

They were weak on their own, but they worked together in formation. I see. A simple little trick, but enough to deal with these lesser demons I suppose.

“Vice Captain, at this rate the citizens will suffer casualties!”

“Kuh-! We’ll make do! Meet their attacks! Don’t let them break though!”

“I-, It’s no good. They got through us.”

Apparently the Public Safety Force was tired from the repeated battles. Passing through a gap in their formation, lesser demons came my way and attacked.

Tsk. Is this as far as my observations go?

I prepared to attack and took a stance when,

“Disappear, demon!”

“KISHAAAA!”

A mysterious man suddenly appeared, and using a greatsword too large for his size, he cut down a lesser demon.

Hohh. Low ranked it may have been, to take down a demon in one strike is…

Who on earth is this man?

“Thunder Sky![True Sky Lightning Greathammer!]

“Fire Land![Earth Fire Greatspear!]”

“”GISHAAAA!””

Following that, two mysterious women appeared, exterminating demons with a greathammer and greatspear respectively. And thanks to them, the group of lesser demons was annihilated.

“W-, Who are you guys?”

Vice Captain Gabe asked the three of them in shock.

“Who, you ask? ――Even if I told you Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentagram] you still wouldn’t understand, right?”

“Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentagram]? Never heard of it. Anyhow, the Royal Capital is under the protection of our Public Safety Force. You saved us earlier, but I’ll have you refrain from doing whatever you want.”

“We’re here on orders of the King. I should be telling you lot to stay out of our way.”

“W-, What did you say? Don’t lie!”

“Honestly, it’s troubling when the Public Safety Force are this stubborn. This is a royal decree from the King, and everything I do is under his authority.”

“T-, This certainly is… the seal of the King. I-, I understand. Well then, the Public Safety Force shall fall under your command.”

“Then these are your orders; this place is dangerous, so you guys hurry up to the designated shelter areas too.”

“P-, Please excuse my words, but we too are warriors. We cannot turn out backs to the enemy.”

“Right, right! We’re the strongest unit in the Capital!”

The members of the Public Safety Force all began to make a fuss due to the greatsword man’s unreasonable words.

“Lepes, wouldn’t it just be faaster to knock these guys out and teleport them by force?”

“Vera, why do you always say such crazy things with a smile…?”

“Hey, I’m right, aren’t I? Ignoring our orders is the same as ignoring the King’s orders. I wonder if there’s really a need to deal with them respectfully.”

“Uu-, w-, we understand. We fall under the direct command of the King. We cannot ignore a writ from him. So will you be teleporting us along with the evacuees then?”

“Yep, just wait a little bit, okay? We’re getting it ready now, you see.”

“Alright. Vera, Lyris. Begin drawing the magic circle.”

“Ookayy~”

“…”

“Lyris. Oi, Lyris?”

“…What? I heard ya. Teleportation magic, right? I’m on it.”

“Vera, what’s up with Lyris?”

“Huhu, it loooks like she’s worrying about her little friend.”

“Veraaaa you bitchh, don’t spout your fucking mouth off!”

“Honestly, what a helpless girl. I’ll take care of the teleportation, so from now I’m assigning you to independent action.”

“B-, But, is that really okay?”

“You’ll just weigh us down as you are. Hurry up and find her, and get the hell back here.”

“I’m sorry. I’ll be right back.”

“Aahh, bring Vera too.”

“I’m finee with tagging along, but are you going to be cool on your own?”

“No problems. It’s about time that I settle things with those bastard vampires. I’ll do it!”

Hmph, from what I hear, I suppose this Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentagram] is some secret organisation within the Capital. Now that it’s come to this, I certainly wish to see their ability. The likes of a lesser demon isn’t enough to see their real strength. It’s a shame that two of them will be leaving this place, but I’ll make sure to keep a good eye on this one.

Having decided that, will a convenient enemy not appear? Should I just summon one?

Or so I was thinking, when with good timing a demon came along. It used teleportation magic to approach us. A small fry, but I suppose still better than the other demons around here?

And… with the warping of the air, a demon with a foul face appeared. From his appearance he appeared to be a small old man, but his eyes were blurred with a dark madness…
I… remember this face. It was the face of one of the kin I had once created in jest. A failure.

“Fwohhhh fwohh fwohh! All I did was follow the mana, and I found a huge group of humans!”

The failure(False Kin) overlooked us with a bold smile.

“My, my… Having the Chief of the Demons come out himself just saves me the time I’d need to look.”

Saying that, the man with the greatsword, Lepes, glared at the failure(False Kin). With unequalled hostility, I could tell the strength he put into his grip.

“Fwohh fwohh. If you know me, then you must be part of Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentagram].”

“Indeed. I am a knight of Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentagram], Lepes.”

“Honestly, for these last few millennia, you lot just keep hindering us demons.”

“Silence! The defeat of the demons is our greatest wish. I shall be taking that life of yours!”

“A mere human pointing his blade at I, the Chief of the Malferands[Greatest Demons]? You do not know your place.”

MALFERANDD!?

A mere failure(False Kin) dares to use my family name of his own accord!? And more than anything, he dares to intrude upon Oneesama’s territory!?

It appears that this failure(False Kin) will require some harsh punishment.


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Raid on the Capital – Chapter 6

One chapter until Camilla-sama makes her entrance…

Also, I gave Myuu an accent. In the original texts, his speech is somewhat rougher, but also very polite and humble and archaic. It’s like, Edo working-class servant type speech, sort of. A bit higher up than that. Skilled workers, at least.


Chapter 6 – Jessica and the Raid on the Capital

“Where are you Timu? Where did you go?”

I went around searching for her in a daze. Along the way some vampires attacked, so I indiscriminately beat them.

“GAHHHH!”

“SHUT UP! DON’T STOP ME!””

With the cross in my fist like a knuckle duster, I walloped it. The vampire was sent flying before bursting into mince meat.

“Hahh, hahh, I can’t find her. This bad. This is so bad.”

I’m so beside myself with worry that it feels like my blood might run backwards.

The longer I take to find her, the lower her chances of survival. I’m just filled with anxiety and impatience. I’ve been searching and searching but all I found were vampires or escaping civilians. Thankfully, so far I hadn’t counted Timu amongst the vampires yet. She’s probably still running around at this moment.
But even if Timu can use magic, she’s helpless against these numbers. They seem countless. It’s only a matter of time until she’s attacked by a vampire.

Aahh, what do I do…?

Because of my panic, my mind isn’t working properly.

This is no good. It’s at times like these that you need a break to calm down.

Suu~ Hahhh~

Calm down, calm down. Think clearly for a moment.

Wiping off my tears, I cooled my head a little.

I had searched the few kilometres around the front gate, but I didn’t catch sight of her anywhere.

In other words, she ran away to somewhere even further?

No, no matter how fast she might be, I was still faster. It was hard to imagine that she had run even further out.

Then did that mean she was hiding somewhere?

But where?

There are too many buildings in the capital, and there are even more houses destroyed from this mess. Even if I go through them one by one, it’ll take too much time.

Ahhhh, shit!

While I was feeling cornered,

“So this is where you were, Tilea-sama.”

thankfully, Pervert(Nielsen), Myuu and the other Praetorian Guards appeared.

I-, I’m saved. Right now even one more person out there searching would help.

“Myuu, Niel, you’re back. Thank goodness.”

“Milady. Though it took a while, we managed to meet with Ortissio’s unit.”

“I see, Myuu. More importantly, searching for Timu comes――!”

“Camilla-sama is together with the other humans.”

Pervert(Nielsen) said something that I couldn’t overlook.

He said something about Timu somewhere? Could it be that she took shelter with the Capital’s Public Safety Force?

“Does that mean that Timu is with the people of the Public Safety Force?”

“As you say. This one had called out to her, but she instructed that we join up with you, Tilea-sama”

“Indeed. It appears that Camilla-sama had some plan in mind.”

“I-, I see.”

T-, Thank goodnesss~

It looks like Timu took shelter. Wow, that really shortened my lifespan. If Pervert(Nielsen) was the only one then I wouldn’t be able to really trust it, but if Myuu is saying it too, then it must be true.
Remilia-san should be with the Public Safety Force. She’s the strongest person in the Capital, you know. Timu will be much safer with her than with somebody like me.

I let out a sigh of relief now that I knew Timu was safe.

“Tilea-sama, Ortissio has a report.”

“Mn?”

“It is an honour to meet you. I am Captain of the Royal Capital Concealment Unit, Ortissio Bo Bach.”

Who the heck is this guy?

He just looks like a slightly lanky, average guy.

…But the Captain of the Concealment Unit, he says?

Honestly, even in a crisis like this… You were a chuunibyou too, weren’t you. Though it’s not like I’m surprised anymore.

“And so, Or, what is it that you wanted to report?”

“Milady. First, in regards to being unable to meet at the rendevous point, I offer my most sincere apologies.”

Mn!? That’s right. If you trace it all back, it’s because you guys didn’t meet us where you were meant to. Although I had actually thought it was Pervert(Nielsen)’s fault though.

“And so, why didn’t you come to the meeting point?”

“Milady. The truth is, yesterday we were being pursued by the Public Safety Force, led by Remilia. The orders were to avoid fighting as much as possible, so there was no choice but to retreat as far as Canoda Town.”

Or’s companions nodded in confirmation.

Haha, what a chuunibyou excuse. These guys are even worse than Pervert(Nielsen). I bet they actually just forgot about the meeting.

Huuu~ Blaming your own mistakes on other people…

And of all things, to blame it on the selfless and hard-working Public Safety Force. It’s just too rude towards these people who risk their lives for us. I’m actually doubting if this guy has any humanity.

To begin with, it’s because you guys didn’t meet us that Myuu and the others were stuck with looking for you. And thanks to that, Timu was separated from her strong bodyguard, and I went through a terrifying time too. But despite that these guys…

“You’ll go that far to make excuses? How unsightly.”

“M-, My deepest apologies.”

“You have an entire thirty people, and this is the best you could do?”

Honestly, you had thirty people, and not a single person remembered? Or did you all just assume somebody else would go, and slacked off? Every single one of them just pushes jobs onto others. It happens quite a lot in society.

“W-, Well, certainly the Public Safety Force itself was no big deal, but the Captain, Remilia, had doggedly pursued us. As you would expect, she was an S-ranked adventurer after all, so it took time to shake her off.”

Or and his companions huddled together as they gave their excuses.

――Seriously, if you forgot, then you can just say you forgot. If they didn’t go because it was too bothersome, then I can accept that too. Everybody has times like that. As long as they apologised properly, I’d forgive them.

But they push the blame onto others… Just what kind of nerves do these guys have? They’re acting this pathetically just because they’re afraid of being scolded?

“Hahh~ You guys… There should be a limit to how pathetic you can get!”

“It is just as Tilea-sama says. Ortissio, just because of a mere human or elf, you arrived late? You shame the entire demon race. End yourself!”

Even though Pervert(Nielsen) is lax on himself, he’s strict on others. And what’s more, he even made sure the whole thing was in chuunibyou. Honestly, I can’t even comment anymore.

“H-, However, it was not only the Public Safety Force led by Remilia. An even more dangerous organisation named Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentagram] was moving in the background…”

This Or guy made another weird excuse.

Decarabia? The heck is that supposed to be. Some sort of secret society!?

And he’s saying stuff like this in a crisis like now? The only praiseworthy thing about him are his guts.

“Ortissio, do not drone on with your excuses. You have brought shame to Tilea-sama. All members, end yourselves!”

“T-, That’s too much… Captain Nielsen, at least let my subordinates――”

“ENOUGH! If you take too long, then I, Nielsen, shall personally――”

“Aahh, whatever. Enough. For now, let’s discuss our situation.”

I don’t have the time to be watching your little play. Look around you. The place is crawling with vampires. This isn’t the time to be playing around.

“Understood. If Tilea-sama is willing to forgive you, then I shall say nothing further. Ortissio, you had best feel grateful.”

“Y-, Yes. I am truly thankful, and shall redeem my sullied name.”

“Okay, okay. And so, what should we do from now on?”

“Let’s see. I doubt the Capital holds strategic importance at this point. Tilea-sama, would turning this place into a cinder field not be an option to consider?”

“Okay, veto.”

Because of Or’s influence, Pervert(Nielsen) started going crazy with this chuuni speak.

God, just stop it please! Seriously!

Still saying things like this even though we’re fighting with actual demons! These guys are so carefree. The only respectful thing about them is that boldness even in this pandemonium.

“Also, there is one more report, but…”

“What is it, Or?”

“Milady. We slipped off Remilia and the Public Safety Force, but ever since we returned to the capital, we have been under surveillance by a number of people.”

“Eh? What do you mean?”

“It believe that is likely they are encircling us to stop our escape.”

To stop our escape――HAH-!? Is that how it is!?

It’s that measure that the government likes to use in the President Evil series; the quarantine. They’ll blockade off the whole area to stop more victims emerging. And then the people inside the quarantine become the noble sacrifices for the nation.

Kuh! Do the people up top only care about themselves!?

They’re too useless. Too little capacity as leaders. They’re encircling us, but rather than stopping Ortissio, I bet it’s to monitor all citizens in general.

T-, This is bad. This is so bad. Even though I thought I could quickly bring Timu away from all this craziness. If we try to escape from the Capital, we’ll be killed by them. At this point, we can’t just run.

What do we do? What do we do to save ourselves?

I can’t tell. But for now I need information, and…

“What are they like? The ones observing us.”

“They are not the main combatants of their force. Their mana is roughly 1500. Likely an intelligence unit.”

…Chuuni talk again, huh?

Well, whatever. Even if they took it seriously and started panicking, it wouldn’t help much either. And I’m floundering here too. Unlike in games and movies, the real thing is really graphic. But although I thought I would vomit and faint in situations like this, it never got that far.

Why, I wonder? Is it because I gained a resistance from all the horror games I played? Or could it be that without knowing, I got Mental Debuff Resistance as a special bonus when I reincarnated…?

For now, let’s think about who that intelligence unit is with. They wouldn’t be with the Public Safety Force. Their captain, Remilia, would never allow that to happen to the citizens.

In that case, some special organisation within the government? Like some kind of special unit that directly answers to the King, and has the authority to take heartless actions in a crisis?

Oh crap. That sounds really possible. In that case, we can’t just carelessly attack them.

But leaving Myuu aside, if I told these guys about this, they’d just get scared, right? Right now they’re acting tough with their chuunibyou, but you never know when that mask will come off. I have to at least avoid a scared panic.

Okay. For now, I’ll act like the spies aren’t a big deal. But that it would be better not to attack them. Or something like that?

“Hahh, only 1500? We could just leave guys like that alone, but their attitude is a problem, isn’t it? Myuu, if you see them next time, erase them.”

“Milady.”

While emphasizing that everybody could just leave the spies alone, I casually signalled Myuu to attack. When we escape the Capital, we need Myuu to defeat those guys or else.

“And so, Tilea-sama, roughly what plan will we be following from now on?”

“Let’s see. Let’s find Timu, and then withdraw from the Capital.”

“Is it all right not to bring judgement upon the Fake Demons that stole our Evil God Army’s territory?”

YOU GUYS ARE THE FAKE DEMONS! Honestly, the enemies are real demons, you know? No matter how many weaknesses they might have, there’s still no need to do something as dangerous as attacking them. It’s different from the fights with the delinquents so far. This isn’t a game. It’s life and death, you know?

There really isn’t much we can do. Let’s leave the demons to the members of the Public Safety Force. What we need to focus on is how to escape from the Capital.

Yeah, I don’t have any attachments to this place anymore. Now that it’s come to this, Timu probably can’t enjoy school life here, and even Jessica-chan who I――

Mn!? Jessica-chan?

The blood drained from my face.

AHHHHHHHH! THIS IS BAD, THIS IS BAD, I FORGOT HER!

I left her behind…

Oh god, oh god. Jessica-chan said that she couldn’t run, didn’t she? And in a state like that, I went and left her in the middle of a vampire horde. Only a fiend would do something like that! No matter how panicked I might have been about Timu, how could I just abandon a girl young enough to be a middle schooler!?

I have to hurry up and find her!

Just as I was about to go running――

Waitwait. Although Myuu is here, I can’t just leave this lot behind either. After all, if my luck is bad, there’s a good chance they’d run off to fight the vampires bare-handed. If I leave them alone and they die because of that, I won’t be able to sleep peacefully anymore.

I guess I’ll teach them about vampire weaknesses for now. Whether fighting the vampires or running from the vampires, telling them this information could save their lives.

Can’t be helped. I guess this is the only thing left I can do.

“Everyone, listen! A small errand just popped up, so you guys will be heading to Timu first. Myuu, you’re taking command of everyone, okay?”

“Wha-!? Then what about Captain Nielsen?”

“Um, this isn’t a game, you know. I won’t let you complain.”

“”U-, Understood!””

Pervert(Nielsen) replied too, but he seemed kind of dissatisfied. I bet it’s because he’s always playing the Captain when they’re playing Demon King Army. Seriously, what was with that dissatisfied expression! This isn’t a game like before. It’s a matter of life and death.

“Also, and this is important, when vampires attack, stab them in the heart with a wooden stake.”

“We shall abide by your orders, Tilea-sama, but just what meaning does that have?”

Huhu, it’s natural that he’s confused. I bet everyone’s wondering, ‘Why a stake all of a sudden?’. Of course. After all, I’m the only one who knows about a vampire’s weaknesses. Guess it’ll be easier to show them?

“Showing is better than explaining. Watch carefully!”

Pervert(Nielsen) as well as the rest of the Praetorian Guard all paid attention. I walked around a bit to look for a pointed stick.

Mn!? This might be good.

From inside a destroyed house, I picked up a piece of wood that matched my imagination.

All I need now is some prey, but if possible, a slow walking one would be nicer.

Alright, we’ll go with that one. I spotted a tottering vampire about three hundred metres ahead of me. It was moving slowly, and was perfect as a target.

“Everyone, watch closely.”

“”Understood.””

I set out to stab it with the stake.

“Fuahhh, AKU-SOKU-TOTSU![Pierce the Evil at Once!]”

“KISHAAAAAAAAA!”

The stake that I thrust pierced it right through the heart. After letting out a cry, it disappeared like fog.

…Haha, as expected.

“Well? Understand?”

“As usual, it was a splendid display of ability. And so, why must we use a wooden stake, in place of a sword or fist?”

T-, This guy doesn’t get it at alllll! That whole thing worked because of the stake. Vampires have bodies like steel. There’s no way your swords or fists would even hurt them.

“Swords or fists…? You must think you’re really amazing now, huh? Enough with the overconfidence.”

I sharply complained to Pervert(Nielsen). It wouldn’t do if I didn’t give him a proper warning at least once, right?

“I-, I see. I have finally understood your intentions, Tilea-sama.”

“It looks like you finally get it.”

“Yes, Milady. Purposefully using a wooden stake to limit your might with a specific target in mind. In other words, a training method for both power and accuracy, yes?”

Hah? Pervert(Nielsen) was misunderstanding again.

Should I explain once more? No, that’s enough. Thinking about it, I don’t have time to waste here. Jessica-chan is in danger, and I’m racing against the clock here.

“Yes, yes, that’s exactly right. I’m going now, so Myuu, I’m leaving the rest to you, okay?”

“Understood. Please leave it to this one.”

Myuu gave me a reassuring and reliable reply. And then he led the Praetorian Guard off in Timu’s direction.

Now then, I’d better hurry to Jessica-chan as well.

Here in the midst of the humans, the Malferands[Vampire Clan], and Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentagram], a Vampire Annihilation Operation was executed at the hands of the Evil God Army.


“Fuahhh, AKU-SOKU-TOTSU![Pierce the Evil at Once!]”
In Rurouni Kenshin, you have this motto ‘aku soku zan’ which means ‘slay the evil at once’. Incidentally, the guy’s special technique is a piercing technique called ‘gatotsu'(fang pierce) so yeah. I imagine Tilea imitated his moves, except with a stake.


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Raid on the Capital – Chapter 5

Two chapters until Camilla-sama makes her entrance…
Also, I kept getting confused between Lilis and Riris, so I’m using Lyris now.


Chapter 5 – Jessica and the Raid on the Capital

I can’t stay conscious much longer.

Ahh, I’m going to die here…

I don’t have the energy or stamina to resist anymore. But I want to curse God for having me die at the hands of my best friend.

It really has been the worst day of my life. I was attacked by the vampirised Geil-sensei. I came face to face with a demon that should have stayed a legend. And at the very moment, I’m on the verge of dying at the hands of my best friend.

Just two days ago we were laughing together so happily.

But now…

I was glared at by the hate-filled and terrifying eyes of my best friend, who then spat words at me so cold that a chill ran down my spin. Just remembering it makes my chest tighten with sadness.

I don’t care anymore. I don’t want to feel sad like that again.

Having half-given up on living, I was about to leave life for good when…

“GUHAH-!”

Edim suddenly cried out. Her hands naturally loosened their grip on me.

“Keho-! Kaho-, Kehoh-! …Hahh, hahh, hahh”

I madly gasped for oxygen.

What happened?

Faintly opening my eyes, I found that Edim had lost her balance and fallen. Looking carefully, she had been hit in the side with a large hammer. It was a large hammer, used for fighting with large-type magic beasts. Had Edim been a normal human instead of a vampire, that collision would have smashed her torso to pieces.

“Owow, shit!”

Pushing the hammer aside, Edim tottered to her feet.

“Tsk. Looks like somebody came to save you.”

“Ah-, wai――”

“Jessica, I’ll kill you without fail.”

After leaving curse-like words, Edim left the area.

Just who on earth saved me?

The exhaustion made me want to faint, but I desperately held back the urge and looked around. And then I noticed a silhouette approaching.

“Ly…ris-chan?”

There was no mistake. It was the strong and reliable person that I looked up to and admired.

Aahh, Lyris-chan, so you saved me again.

Remi Lyris. A second year at Arcudas Magic Academy. Rumoured to be an infamous delinquent, there isn’t anybody at school that hasn’t heard of her. At first, I also thought she was a little scary. The impression that she left on me back when we were classmates was that of a proud loner. Even when everyone else has happily chatting together, she alone would stay silent and clad herself in an unapproachable aura.

But…

One day, when I was wrapped up in an incident, she saved me. Even though all I did was cry, she risked herself with no benefit to herself in order to save me.

Her tone was brusque, but you could tell that she was worrying about me, and considerate. The moment that I noticed her hidden kind side, I saw her in a whole new light. Before I knew it, I was always watching her from afar.

Lyris-chan is here now.

Just that alone was giving me courage. The self-abandonment from before had totally left me, and I once again found the energy to live.

After picking up the great hammer by my side, Lyris-chan stood in front of me and held out her hand.

“C’mon. Get up.”

“T-, thank you.”

“It’s dangerous here. Leave now!”

“B-, But Edim…”

“Forget her. That thing ain’t your best friend anymore.”

The words ‘best friend’ pierced my heart. Edim’s earlier words came to mind. I was the only one who thought that, and she actually hated me.

“R-, Right. I-, It seems that she didn’t think of me as a friend to start with, so.”

“…When people get turned to vampires, the negative feelings that they had as humans is amplified, and eventually they know nothing but hatred. So Idunno what she said to ya, but don’t mind it.”

“R-, Really?”

“Yeah. At least, you guys looked like best friends to me.”

“Thank you, Lyris-chan.”

“Hmph.”

Lyris-chan snorted in embarrassment as she looked away. She was trying to cheer me up, wasn’t she. A kind person as always.

“Really, thank you. If you hadn’t come, I would’ve been killed.”

“Seriously. I just happened to notice, so just think of it as good luck.”

“Whoaa, you’re so stubborn. Even though you noticed that Jessica-chan hadn’t come back to the dorm, and even raan around looking for her.”

“Wha-!? Vera, you bitch… Saying needless things…”

Who is that? And what’s with her clothing?

I didn’t notice before, but Lyris-chan was wearing the same strange clothes as Vera-san. It wasn’t the school uniform, nor was it the Public Safety Force’s. If I had to say, it resembled the vestments of a church priest. A simple, long outfit all in black.

Is she somebody from the church?

No, both Lyris-chan and Vera-san are holding weapons. Lyris-chan has a great hammer, and Vera-san had a great spear. That’s why it’s a mismatch with the pacifistic church.

Really, who is she?

Vera-san was a beautiful adult wearing priest-like clothing, and easily handling a great spear. Whether it’s that gap in figure and strength, or that mysteriousness, she’s just like Tilea-san.

Why is she together with Lyris-chan?

“U-, Umm, Lyris-chan――”

“Go seek shelter with this lot!”

At Lyris-chan’s words, I turned around and found fellow students coming my way.

“Ah-, where are you two going?”

“Soorry, but we can’t tell you, Jessica-chan.”

“Also Jessica, tell ’em this; prioritise the evacuation of the citizens, and don’t fight.”

“Eh? What do you mean?”

“I mean, it still ain’t so bad if they’re fighting the former humans, but they can’t fight the demons.”

“That’s right. If you kids meet any demons, run away immediately. They’re too much for you to handle.”

So warned Vera-san and Lyris-chan. And I understood. I knew the terror of the demons first hand. It was completely impossible for me to fight. Although it’s true that I was inexperienced, it was also clear that they were on a fundamentally different level to me.

Yeah, it’s just like these two said. A demon would be too much for any of the students to handle.

“I understand.”

“Each to their own, okay? Leave them to our demon hunting specialist group, 『Decarabia』[Demon Destroying Pentagram].”

“Decarabia?[Demon Destroying Pentagram]”

“Oi! You’re telling her too much!”

“Just this much is fine, isn’t it?”

“Seriously, always messing around like this――well, whatever. Point is, be careful about demons!”

“Bye now, Jessica-chan.”

Leaving those words, Lyris-chan and Vera-san disappeared into the darkness.

Decarabia[Demon Destroying Pentagram]…

A demon hunting specialist group?

I had no idea there was an institution like that here in the Capital.

And what’s more, Lyris-chan is a member?

My head was in chaos.

Ahh, it’s no good. I’m too tired to think properly.

I reflexively sat down on the ground, just as President of the Student Council, Muvordelly-seitokaichou came running over.

“Nichol-kun, are you okay?”

“Kaichou. I-, I’m sorry.”

“It’s fine. Now let’s hurry and run. We’ve taken up camp up ahead.”

“Y-, Yes.”

“Mn? You looked quite weakened. Drink this.”

“Is this a potion?”

“Yeah. There’s only a third left. Mix some herbs in and use it.”

I received the potion and herbs from him. First I plucked off a few leaves of the herbs and put them into my mouth, before gulping them down with potion.

“Pwahh”

S-, So bitterrr!

Because I mixed potion into it, the bitterness of the herbs became especially bad.

Uu, my tongue is going numb.

But the effect was outstanding. I could tell that mana was rushing about my body. As expected of the potions that are the pride of the capital. My stamina wasn’t completely back yet, but the potion recovered about 80 or 90 percent. I could even run now. I immediately headed to the camp with Kaichou and the others.

But still, I wonder what everybody else has been doing.

Now that I was consciously wondering about them, I decided to try asking Kaichou.

“What on earth is going on?”

“It’s an invasion by the demon race.”

So it really was just like what Lyris-chan and Vera-san said. It wasn’t just Arcyune. To think that there were more of those scary things around…

“And the counterattack?”

“The Capital’s counterattack system is mostly not functioning. The damage spread in an instant.”

“T-, That can’t be…”

“They really pulled a fast one on us. Not just the Public Safety Force Captain Remilia-sama, but all the powerful adventurers were absent when they chose to attack and invade.”

“Then Maira-san and Robin-san aren’t here either?”

“Yeah, that’s right.”

Far from Remilia-sama, even the two other alias-holding stars of the Guild were out…?

The Captain of the Public Safety Force isn’t here, and neither are the two A-ranked adventurers. Our fall in war potential was obvious. In this kind of situation, we couldn’t put up a decent fight.

“Why did this happen?”

“Yesterday, Remilia-sama was pursuing a suspicious character. As for the famous adventurers, they’re out of the Capital at the moment.”

“Out of the capital, you say?”

“Remember? There was a rumour a while ago that there were demons in Beruga Plains, right?”

If that’s what he’s talking about, then I know about it too. Remilia-sama noticed a suspicious mana maelstrom and headed to Beruga Plains a few times. But although she went to investigate she never found any proof, and then simply put it on hold.

“I heard that she didn’t find anything, but?”

“Yeah, but she still had her doubts, you see. She thought that something might be lurking there.”

It makes sense that if they heard about Remilia-sama’s interest in the place, everybody else would wonder about it too.

“And amidst all of that, there were reports that an unconfirmed large-type beast appeared in the Beruga Plains.”

“I see! So as adventurers, they wanted to go and verify it, right?”

“Yeah. All the famous adventurers went over together to hunt it.”

“But it turned out to be just your regular pack of magic dogs, right? They didn’t immediately finish the job?”

“Mn, they were magic dogs, but they weren’t your regular pack of magic dogs. They were ferocious, much more so than the ones the Guild recognises, and the adventurers were forced to make expedition after expedition. Because of that, they grew increasingly far from the capital.”

“A mysterious whirlpool of mana, the appearance of ferocious magic dogs, and then the attack on the Capital. Could it really all be a coincidence?”

“There’s a good chance that it was all the plot of the demon race. Carefully hiding the fact that the Capital was their true aim, they lured everybody out.”

Oh my god! Neither the famous adventurers nor the Public Safety Captain are here. All we have are trainee Public Safety cadets, and third-rate adventurers. In that case, the Magic Academy is our only real war potential. We’re basically no different from a rabble. Just like the two of them warned, I don’t think that a fight with the demons is at all possible for us.

“Then doesn’t that mean the Capital has almost no war potential! There’s no way we can fight with the demons.”

“I know. But we can’t so easily just give up and idle either.”

“But, I heard that the Decarabia[Demon Hunting Pentagram] have set out to subjugate the demons.”

“Decarabia[Demon Hunting Pentagram]? Can’t say I’ve heard of them.”

“Eh? Ah, I-, I thought not. Just who on earth is Lyris-chan…?”

“At any rate, we’ve sent an express messenger to Remilia-sama. Until she returns, we of the Arcudas Magic Academy need to defend the Capital with our lives.”

The moment that Kaichou returned to the base, he gathered and organised the students.

I was stationed three kilometres behind our base, and was given the mission of sounding an alert if vampires came.


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Raid on the Capital – Chapter 4

Chapter 4 – Jessica and Her Best Friend

Fires were rising from here and there, and I could hear wails and roars. While watching the bright flames from the window, Tilea-san and I stood still in a daze.

“…Ha-! Timu!”

Tilea-san exclaimed like she suddenly remembered. Right, Timu-chan should have been by the gate. In this huge disaster, there might have been vampires gathering by the gate.

“Aaah, how could this happen! She’s definitely trembling somewhere in fear.”

“Let’s hurry.”

We began to run, but my legs wouldn’t hold out. And so I collapsed to the ground.

It’s no good. Maybe because of the accumulated damage, but I can’t move as I like. Even though Timu-chan is in a race against time…

At this rate, I’ll just slow Tilea-san down.

“Sorry. Please pay me no mind and go ahead.”

“Get on.”

Tilea-san bent down, and took a piggy-backing pose.

“Is it really fine?”

“Hurry! There’s no time!”

“Y-, Yes.”

Threatened by Tilea-san’s attitude, I stood up and leant onto her back. The very moment that she picked me up, she began dashing all the way to the main gate.

Tilea-san’s speed really is amazing.

We arrived at the gate with the speed of a gale.

But still, Tilea-san’s waist is so slender. I could feel from my position on her back that she was toned. She’s powerful and quick in her judgements and reactions, and even compared to an expert adventurer, she isn’t any worse off. And what’s more, she has a chest too, and she’s a beauty, and if she became and adventurer, I’m sure she’d be popular just like Maira-san. Even though she has this much ability, she’s a chef?

“Aahh, dammit. I messed up. If I knew this was going to happen, I should have left Myuu as Timu’s guard.”

Myuu? Who’s that? I could hear her mumbles as she ran.

“Urgh, I shouldn’t have left her with (a) Pervert(Nielsen).”

A-, A pervert? Should I take that at face value? Tilea-san’s words and behaviour are cryptic as usual, but I could at least tell that she was feeling regretful about something.

“U-, Umm, Tilea-san, Myuu-san――”

“Tsk, at a time like this.”

For the first time, Tilea-san’s speed eased. Why? I looked over her shoulder.

Vampires!?

Something like hundreds of vampirised former-humans were prowling for prey.

“What should we do?”

“Jessica-chan, do you have any kukanomi?”

“No, I don’t.”

“Yeah. Of course you wouldn’t so conveniently have any.”

“Ah-, but if you threw some rocks instead, then,”

“I told you! It doesn’t work like that!”

“B-, But――”

“Jessica-chan, sorry. Close your mouth for a little? It won’t do if you bite your tongue.”

“Eh-!?”

“Hold on tight.”

Tilea-san ran back into the academy at an incredible velocity.

I-, I can’t breathe. T-, Too fast!

I didn’t see her use any body reinforcement magic. Or rather, even if you used reinforcement magic, these speeds would still be impossible.

C-, Can a human really run at these speeds?

Aah, I’m going to fall.

I clung desperately to her, but I couldn’t feel my hands anymore. And eventually, my hands parts from Tilea-san.

I’m going to crash to the ground.

Aa-, aah, I’m done for.

The moment I thought that――

“Oop, be careful, okay?”

“Eh?”

With one hand, Tilea-san caught me, and then pulled me in tight. I could finally breathe again. And then in an instant, we arrived back at the dining hall.

-wheeze- Hahh, hahh, hahh, hahh…”

I collapsed to the ground, gasping for breath.

Haha, to think that the person being carried would be the one with rougher breathing…

While I was resting, Tilea-san headed into the storage room and began stuffing kukanomi into a huge sack.

E-, EH!? There’s enough going into that sack for the entire school. While I was watching, the sack got bigger and bigger, and turned into a weight that would take a few strong men to carry.

“T-, Tilea-san, no matter how much you need them, that’s too much!”

“Don’t be so stiff! This is an emergency, right! Timu’s life is at stake, so give me a break about the money.”

“No, that’s not what I――”

“I’ll compensate the nation later, okay?”

With a slightly off-kilter reply as always, Tilea-san picked up the entire sack.

S-, She managed to lift it!? And she makes it look so easy. Really, just who is Tilea-san?

“Now then, let’s go.”

“Y-, Yes.”

With the sack in one hand, Tilea-san gave me a piggy-back. And then just like that, she started running for the main gate. The moment we left the west exit, a crowd of vampires came to attack us.

Glancing around, I counted one, two… more than ten now.

With the kukanomi sack in one hand, she started pelting vampires with the other.

“Take this, HADOOOOKYUUU!”

“GUGEGHHHH!”

Hit with a kukanomi, the vampire was sent flying.

“One more! HADOOOKYUUUUUU!”

“”GUGEHEGHH!””

Amazing. She was making weird cries, but each kukanomi sent dozens of vampires flying. But still, does Tilea-san have endless stamina or something? She duelled with a demon, and even now she’s running around while attacking vampires without losing a single breath.

“Aahh, there are too many! At this rate the kukanomi won’t last!”

“Tilea-san, you’ve been saying kukanomi this, kukanomi that, but I think you’ll be fine even without them, you know?”

“Y-, You’re right. I’ve been a bit too fixated on the kukanomi haven’t I.”

Tilea-san, do you finally understand me?

“Right. Amongst the weaknesses of the vampire, there are also crosses and wooden stakes, aren’t there.”

Crosses? Wuu Densteiks? I’m really not getting through to her.

“Jessica-chan, do you have a rosary with you?”

“A rosary? No, I don’t. Only priests or really religious people would have something that expensive on them.”

“Eh-, really? Damn.”

“If you’re okay with a wooden imitation, I do have one though.”

I handed over the thing I bought at a market stall.

“Mn, mn. This’ll do. It looks just like a cross.”

“Is that so. Although I still don’t quite understand what you want to do, how is this thing used?”

“You use it like this. HAHHHH!”

Tilea-san held up the wooden cross to the vampire. But there wasn’t any change.

“It doesn’t look like anything is happening, you know.”

“That’s weirdd~ Hmmm…”

Tilea-san folded her arms in thought. It’s probable, no, it’s almost certain that Tilea-san is misunderstanding something.

“Tilea-san, you won’t be able to beat a vampire with a toy like that.”

“That shouldn’t be the… I know! I’ve got it, Jessica-chan. I don’t have any holy powers, so even if I hold it out from afar, nothing will happen.”

“I-, I think that there’s a more fundamental issue here, but…”

“Just watch me. It should be fine as long as you use it close-up, like this.”

Gripping the cross, she punched a vampire, hard.

“GUGEEHH!”

“Amazing!”

“It really does just look like you’re hitting it.”

Vampires were being mown down left and right. But rather than the power of the cross, I could only see it as the force of her fist doing the job.

“Umm, what if you forgot about the cross, and just hit them normally?”

“No way. My punches wouldn’t work on a vampire, you know? It’s only because of this cross that I can fight them.”

Aren’t you just gripping a cross? It’s the same as punching normally. I don’t get it. Why did Tilea-san come to these conclusions? Anyway, Tilea-san isn’t an ordinary person. If she’s not an adventurer, then she’s probably a hero’s descendent.

“Tilea-san, could it be that you’re a hero’s descendent?”

“What the heck are you saying? Geez, I told you that I was a chef.”

“But, a chef who can do something like this…”

“Jessica-chan, you can’t make tasty food unless you train your body every day, you know?

“B-, But,”

“Jessica-chan, we don’t have time to chat. We have to hurry to Timu.”

“I-, I’m sorry.”

Why is it common sense for her that her strength comes from being a chef? There are a mountain of things I want to comment on, but it’s true that Timu-chan’s wellbeing comes first. Swallowing what I wanted to say, I zipped my mouth shut.

And so, while vampires were being mown left and right, in a short time, we made to to the gate. But even though I didn’t think we took long, Timu-chan was nowhere to be seen.

“…Timu isn’t here.”

“Perhaps she ran away somewhere?”

“Aahh, it’s all my fault. If only I quickly came back here.”

Tilea-san held her head in agony.

I wonder where Timu-chan went.

I don’t think the time loss was as big as Tilea-san is saying, but…

Maybe because of all the vampires popping up, she’s running around somewhere?

“Wahhhhh… hic-, where did you go, Timu?”

“Tilea-san…”

Even though she was so reliable before, large tears started to run from her face as she sobbed. It was painfully obvious just how important Timu-chan was to her.

“Tilea-san, it’s okay. We have the Public Safety Force, and we have adventurers as well. Timu-chan is definitely being sheltered somewhere.”

Hic… Ghh… Ngh… Timu. Timu. Where are you? Where are you?”

While shedding tears, Tilea-san ran off, half-crazed.

“W-, Wait, Tilea-san.”

It’s no good. I don’t think she could hear me. I’ll bet she’s crazy worried about Timu-chan. Without hearing my words, in a blink of time, she had run far off.

“Tilea-san, running about by yourself is dange――”

No, Tilea-san will be fine. With such monstrous strength, even adventurers would be weaker than her. The one in trouble right now is actually me.

This is bad. I’ve separated from Tilea-san. And my stamina is at my limit.

Should I return to the dorm for now?

No, the situation won’t permit it. I can’t tell what place is safe and what place isn’t. It’d be good if I could meet up with somebody in the academy, but…

While I was considering my future measures, I heard footsteps from behind me.

Is somebody there?

When I turned around in reflex,

“Hii! Edim!”

standing right there was my former best friend.

“Jessica, you were in a place like this? I’ve been looking for you, you know.”

Edim started closing in, step by step. Unlike the soulless expression from earlier, I could see anger on her face now.

“S-, Stay away.”

“Even though I even thought of making you one of us…”

“No. No. Help-”

I turned around to run, but Edim grabbed my arm.

“Ow! Hii!”

“I know, you know? While looking for you, I went to the dining room after all.”

“Then, it can’t be…”

“Yeah. I saw him. Arcyune-sama! Aahh… So pitiful… To be left in such a tragic state…”

“W-, Wait, Edim.”

“HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOUUU! HOW DARE YOU KILL ARCYUNE-SAMAAA!”

Her face warped with rage, Edim bore her fangs and attacked me.

“S-, Stop, Edim!”

“I’ll kill you! I’ll take every last drop and kill you!”

It’s no good. With this incredible strength, it’s impossible for my arm to even budge. So Edim really did gain more strength. And I basically have no strength left in me.

“Y-, You’re wrong, I didn’t――”

“That’s right. With your strength, you couldn’t have killed Arcyune-sama. But your companion did. Am I wrong?”

“P-, Please. We’re best friends. Even you don’t really want to be doing this, right!?”

“Best friends? Are you still spouting that garbage? I’m not a human anymore. I’m a demon. A vampire.”

“Don’t say that. We’ll look for a way to change you back.”

“Hmph. The good girl as always, aren’t you.”

“Please, go back to the old you…”

Edim’s grip slackened. Could it be that she remembers our friendship!? A faint hope rose in my chest.

“Jessica… You know, I’ve always, always… HATED YOUUUUU!”

“GAHH-!”

With inhuman strength, Edim gripped me by the collar.

“H-, How come? Why? …Why are you doing something so cruel?”

“Jessica, with her indiscriminate kindness, and her adorable appearance. The favourite of our class, and the girl who even Mark and John were obsessed with.”

“Eh?”

“Huhu, even though you’re always so sharp, it’s only in this area that you’re slow. Is that also one of the secrets to your popularity?”

Mark and John… Aren’t those the names of the boys that Edim told me she liked!?

“I-, I’m sorry. I, didn’t know…”

“Well, that doesn’t matter now. At this point, I don’t have any attachments to humans anymore.”

“I-, It can’t be.”

“Huhu, do you understand now? We’re not friends. I’ve hated you all this time!”

After saying that, Edim started to squeeze my neck. It hurts. My throat was being constricted, and my consciousness was starting to fade.

“Ka-, huu-, E-, E… dim…”

“Anyhow, I’ll kill all of Arcyune-sama’s murderers!”

W-, Was that really how Edim felt? Or was it because her heart went mad from becoming a vampire?

I don’t know. But I don’t want to believe, that she always hated me.

Aahh, but… what I do know…

Is that the best friend that I loved doesn’t exist anymore…

It might be better that I die.

As Edim did as she pleased to me, my consciousness slipped away.

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“Take this, HADOOOOKYUUU!”
Reference to Hadoukyuu.
Hadouken(波動拳) means ‘wave fist’ and hadoukyuu(波動球) means ‘wave ball’.
http://princeoftennis.wikia.com/wiki/Had%C5%8Dky%C5%AB


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Raid on the Capital – Chapter 3

Translator’s Note:
If you dislike misunderstanding comedies, then don’t read it.
If you read it, and at any point feel like complaining about too many misunderstandings, or at any point feel like asking me when the misunderstandings will be resolved, then please kindly leave, because I’m sick of listening to people spout the same brain-worm addled bullshit every damned chapter.

We’re 50 chapters in and you know what it’s about now. I’d have expected an end to this shit already. I’m translating because I want interesting comments. If you’re just here to mope and complain about stuff that you should have known was coming, then please just get lost.

Of course, negative feedback of the chapter is fine. That’s just part of the ride. Some series get better over time, some series get worse. Some series have arcs more boring than white people porridge.

But if you have nothing better to do than complain about the series in general, go fuck yourself. I don’t put in time translating because I enjoy listening to whiners. When I dislike a series, I stop reading. I complain to my friends in private. I don’t go over to the translator’s blog and complain like an entitled little faggot. Nor do I head over to Xianxia translations and bitch 50 chapters in about how it’s too violent, and nobody ever sits down to negotiate.

Yes, Tilea is a dumbass. Yes, she’s unbelievably stupid. If you didn’t get that much after the chapter where he jumps in front of a truck and talks about how he spent 30+ years as an unemployed chuunibyou, perhaps you aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed either.

And you know why I don’t care? Because it’s part of her character, she’s consistently dumb, and she’s consistently fixated on her (often mistaken) impressions. Which is more than I can say about half the stories being translated out there.


Chapter 3 – Jessica and the Blonde Bishoujo

“Uwah-! That was close. What the heck are you doing all of a sudden!?”

“Hohh? Surprisingly nimble, aren’t you. I didn’t think you’d dodge.”

Tilea-san avoided Arcyune’s sudden ambush by a paper-thin distance.

Amazing… To think she dodged something like that…

Arcyune looked a little surprised as well.

“Hey, stop joking around already――wai-, Arcyune-sensei, you’re cosplaying!? And you suddenly used some weird magic to do it. Why all this weird behaviour suddenly…”

“Ku ku, you still don’t understand the situation? A truly slow head you’ve got there.”

“WHA-!? S-, Slow head you say!? Grrrgrgr――Is that something a teacher of all people should be saying!”

Tilea-san turned bright red with indignation. Apparently she was really angry about the slow head comment.

Mn, but this is probably the only thing I have to agree with him about. Her non-existent sense of danger is really a problem, you know.

Can’t Tilea-san feel the pressure from a demon? Anyway, I have to hurry up and make her understand just how dangerous this is.

“Tilea-san, this isn’t the time for that. He’s attacks people. A vampire, a demon. He’s trying to kill us, you know!”

“Vampire? Demon? What on earth are you saying? No matter how harshly he scolded you, you can’t go slandering people like that, you know?”

ARGHHH! What’s with this person!? Please just understand how tense our situation is. Maybe you could call her optimistic, or maybe a bit out of touch with reality, but the point is that indirect expressions won’t work with her. I don’t think she’ll get it unless I say it outright.

“It’s true! He tried to kill me too, and he’s already attacked my friend, you know!”

“…S-, Seriously?”

“Yes, seriously. This isn’t a joke, or a magical disguise, or anything else.”

Perhaps she realised how serious I was, because Tilea-san looked back towards Arcyune and started observing his face and figure.

And then…

“UWAHHHHH! He’s really a demon? Eh? Eh? Vampires are real? This isn’t some prank show, right?”

“Ku ku. Quite right. So you finally know terror? Honestly, I never thought I would be troubled by my prey being too dumb. Even though I was quite taken by your beauty, I’ll subtract some points for your lack of intelligence.”

Arcyune frankly stated his opinions. I wanted to disagree, but I’m bad at lying.

“S-, S-, S-, Seriously… A-, As expected of the Capital. A-, Aahh, so what if I can use elementary magic? T-, This is a real adventure. So at last, in the truest, truest sense, I too have set foot into a fantasy world. W-, What do I do? My heart wasn’t prepared for this. At least start me off on a slimeeee…!”

Perhaps because she was frantic, Tilea-san started to speak nonsense. It can’t be helped though. After all, there’s a demon in front of her eyes. I’m a student who took lessons in magic, and even I almost fainted from his aura. To say nothing of a normal person. There’s no way Tilea-san would be in a normal state of mind.

I have to try my best for us! If I can’t act during times like this, just what on earth did I learn magic for!

“Tilea-san, let’s run!”

“Y-, Yeah.”

I took her by the hand and started sprinting down the hallway. But to be honest my feet felt unsteady. If I let up even a little, I might faint at any moment. My endurance is reaching its limit, and we won’t get away at this rate.

“Hahh, hahh, hahh…”

“Jessica-chan, are you okay?”

Tilea-san spoke to me with a worried expression. Even though she was that scared just now, she’s worrying about me instead. She really is a kind person, just like I thought. I have to let her escape at least.

What do I do?

I can feel Arcyune’s gaze on my back.

He’s probably toying with us by having us run. I guess I have no choice except to hold him back with magical bullets while he still isn’t being serious.

“Tilea-san, I’ll hold him back somehow.”

“Jessica-chan. Thank you. And sorry. I fell into a bit of a panic, didn’t I. It’s pathetic that I’m the older one here.”

“Not at all. At any rate, I’ll use magical bullets to hold him back. In the meanwhile, please escape.”

“Jessica-chan, that’s what they call a death flag you know? Definitely not. We escape together.”

“But, I can’t run anymore.”

“I see. Got it.”

The moment she heard my words, Tilea-san suddenly lifted me up like a princess and began to run.

No way! Tilea-san is surprisingly powerful. And fast.

Like the wind, she ran faster and faster.

“Ku ku, run, run. Tremble in fea――wai-, wha-, s-, so fast! Oi, wait up! Wait, I say!”

Arcyune’s face changed, and he started running after us. Apparently Tilea-san’s running speed shocked him too. With me still in her arms, she bolted up the stairs without missing a breath. Rather, it was me, being carried, that was out of breath due to the speed…

Tilea-san’s leg strength really isn’t normal. I don’t think you can get this kind of speed without body reinforcement magic, and a high-level spell at that. So could that mean that Tilea-san is actually a famous adventurer maybe?

“Tilea-san, you were actually an adventurer, weren’t you.”

“Heh? What the heck are you saying. Of course not. I’m just a normal chef.”

“B-, But, you’re running so fast with me in your arms…”

“Well, I do have confidence in my physical strength.”

“Just that much wouldn’t explain it. A normal chef wouldn’t be able to――”

“Tsktsktsk. Jessica-chan, you shouldn’t make light of chefs. Cooking needs a lot of strength, you know?”

Tilea-san replied with an admonishment.

T-, That’s the problem here?

No, no, that’s crazy, Tilea-san.

I was about to speak to her again when Tilea-san suddenly stopped her legs.

“Jessica-chan.”

“What is it?”

“That thing’s a vampire, right?”

In the direction that Tilea-san pointed, Geil-sensei limped on one leg. He had lost his reason, and sometimes roared like a beast.

“Yes. He was a teacher I respected… but because of Arcyune…”

“I see… It must have been hard on you.”

Hic-, I still can’t believe it… A teacher who cared so much about us students looking like that is… it’s cruel. It’s just so cruel.”

“It’s unfortunate, but he’s a vampire now. We can’t let him attack us.”

It’s just like Tilea-san says. I can’t just grieve here. We have to priorise escaping right now.

“Tilea-san, please don’t let Arcyune drink your blood. If he manages to do so, you’ll be turned into a vampire.”

“Mn, I know that. In the same way, we can’t let those new vampires bite us either.”

“Ah-!? You’re right. Also, it looks like the new vampires gain physical strength too, so we have to be careful about our movements.”

“Hm~mm… So they resemble the cliches in that way too huh… He’s moving about even with an injured leg, so I guess it looks like he has some zombie traits too, huh?”

“Um, Tilea-san, you know about the demon race?”

“Mn. Well, rather than the demon race, you could say that they’re characteristics of a vampire. It’s my very own Reincarnation Cheat; I have some special knowledge. You could even say that it’s my only weapon.”

Rheeyin Carnashon Cheet? Whatever could that mean?

Special knowledge…

It does look like she’s knowledgeable on the vampires.

“But still, I’m glad I had Timu wait outside. To think that this academy would turn into such a den of monsters.”

“Speaking of which, Timu-chan is at the front gate, right?”

“Yeah. Ah~ Wait! This is bad. If I take too long, Timu might get worried and come looking for me inside!”

It’s possible. If Tilea-san doesn’t come back after a long time, there’s a high chance that Timu-chan would search the school for her.

“What should we do?”

“Jessica-chan, is there a food storage room?”

“A food storage room? If you’re looking for one, there should be one in the back of the dining hall.”

“And where’s the dining hall?”

“If we follow this hallway and make a right, we’ll arrive just at it.”

“I see. Let’s go then.”

“Yes. But, why that room?”

“Huhu, it’s to get our hands on one of the vampire’s weakpoints; garlic.”

“Gar Lik?”

“Aah, umm, in this world we call it kukanomi, don’t we.”

“Is that one of their weakpoints?”

“Yeah. It’s common sense that you use garlic against vampires.”

So she declared, filled with confidence.

Kukanomi is their weakpoint…?

We have a lot of dishes on our menu that feature kukanomi. It’s good for stamina so the boys happily eat it up, but it stinks to me, so I’m no good with it.

Is Arcyune also bad with it?

Hmmm… I get the feeling that Arcyune just ate it like normal too, but maybe he secretly left it behind?

…Something feels a little off about this.

“U-, Umm, Tilea-san, I really don’t think that kukanomi is their weakpoint, but…”

“Jessica-chan, believe in me!”

Aahh, even though I’ve only just met Tilea-san, I more or less understand her type. Whenever she declares anything brimming with confidence, she’s basically always wrong.

“B-, But, Tilea-san. I really don’t think――”

“Jessica-chan, we don’t have time. We have to beat him and meet up with Timu!”

It’s no good. She’s not listening to a word I’m saying.

Like that, Tilea-san brought me along, and we reached the dining hall and storage room in an instant.

“Hmm~ So this is the Magic Academy’s food storage room. Huge, as you’d expect. Oohh! They even have heraia fruits!”

Tilea-san opened every cupboard and draw in search of kukanomi. Occasionally, perhaps because she spotted a rare ingredient or something, but she would sigh with emotion too. Considering how moved she is by ingredients, it looks like the thing about being a chef is the truth.

“Okay, found it. There’s quite a bit too. Thank goodness.”

“I-, I see…”

“Here, this is your portion, Jessica-chan.”

I took the kukanomi from Tilea-san. The strong smell assailed my nose. Checking with a squeeze that I had them in hand, I found that they weren’t hard or sort, and just your average, lumpy ingredient. It’s impossible to think that I can use this to defeat a demon.

“Listen, okay? When he comes, we’ll throw these together.”

“U-, Umm, Tilea-san. I really do think we should think of another tact――”

“Shhh. Looks like he’s here.”

Just like she said, Arcyune came running in, out of breath.

“Hahh, hahh, you bitches! Running about so hard to catch. But I’ve got you now.”

“NOW!”

Tilea-san signalled. At this point, it’s do or die!

I threw the kukanomi with all my might at him. But the kukanomi that I threw just traced a parabola in the air before plonking onto the ground.

It’s no good…

Before even considering the effect of the kukanomi, my arm strength was too weak to hit him. As I was feeling despondent,

“GUHAHHHHHH-!”

A death agony suddenly resounded through the room. When I looked up, I found that Tilea’s kukanomi had collapsed-in the area around his collarbone. The kukanomi was sunken into a hole like it was an iron ball. Thick blood overflowed from the cavity.

“A-, Amazing… So you were a a warrior, weren’t you, Tilea-san.”

“I’m not a warrior. I already told you that kukanomi is his weakness, right?”

“Eh-, but, are you saying this is the power of kukanomi?”

“That’s right. Well, in my mind it was more of a ‘shuwawa~’ kind of thing where he’d dissolve after touching it though. Is this what they mean by the difference between theory and implementation?”

Really?

However I look at it, it just looks like Tilea-san used her arm strength though…

-wheeze, wheeze, wheeze- W-, What the hell did you do? A mere human! Hahh, hahh, d-, don’t make light of me!”

The smile of composure had vanished from his face, and in its place was an intense look of fury.

H-, How horrifying. Is this the pressure from a demon when he’s serious…?

This deep black bloodlust is completely different from a human’s spite. Because of the terror, I clung to Tilea-san’s arm.

“Hahh, hahh, I’ll kill you! F-, Fucking taking advantage because I was just playing with you. Don’t think you’ll die an easy death. I’ll drain you of your blood alive, and then I’ll rip your body to pieces!”

My body trembled violently at his voice. It looked like Tilea-san was trembling from fear as well.

“L-, Let’s escape while we can.”

“Y-, Yes.”

Arcyune had taken damage. What we needed to do now was escape and call for help.

“Hahh, hahh, unforgivable. Hurting me like this is unforgivable! I won’t just repay this humiliation. I’ll have your little sister taste the same hell as well!”

How repulsive. We have to take Timu-chan away as well. I was determined to escape even a second faster, but suddenly, Tilea-san stopped in her tracks.

“Tilea-san?”

“Jessica-chan, you go ahead.”

“Eh-!? We have to hurry and run.”

“No. This guy said he would attack Timu. If I run here, I’ll never know when he might attack her.”

“B-, But.”

“You go ahead. Honestly, I’m really scared, but there’s no way I can let him go after what he said.”

Tilea-san turned around and headed back to face Arcyune.

“Hahh, hahh, no more carelessness… I’LL CLAW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUTTTT!”

Arcyune bore his fangs, and rushed towards her.

Tilea-san lifted her leg up high, bending her body like a bow, before launching the kukanomi at tremendous speed. It roared through the air, before crashing into his thigh.

“GUAH-!”

Suffering Tilea-san’s toss, Arcyune staggered away from her. Blood was flooding from his thigh.

“Hahh, hahh… W-, What are you? W-, Why am I taking s-, so much damage from a single toss――”

“This is the end.”

“Hii-, sto-…”

“ONE MORE THROWWWWW!”

“GUAAHHHHHHH!”

Tilea-san yelled to pump herself up before launching the final blow with such force that it seemed to pass the speed of sound. It was so fast that I couldn’t even see it. Before I knew it, that incredible toss had struck Arcyune right in the face, and after convulsing a few times, he stopped moving altogether.

“Now then, let’s go.”

“Y-, Yes.”

Instantly killing a demon…

Just who is Tilea-san?

She said it was the power of the kukanomi, but no matter how you look at it, it was Tilea-san’s strength. I can’t imagine that a normal person could defeat a demon. Could it be that Tilea-san is actually a descendant of a hero, and was bound by some secret fetters that stopped her from revealing herself?

Hmmm… But if that’s the case, her behaviour is too simple, or rather, too straightforward. I really can’t imagine that she’s capable of hiding anything. Or is that also just an act to fool me?

But well, thanks to Tilea-san, my life was saved. I should just feel thankful instead of prying. And also, I’m worried about Timu-chan so we need to hurry.

Tilea-san and I hurried to the main gate. As we approached it, I started to hear some kind of fuss. Even though it was the dead quiet of the night just before, I could hear roars and bellows flying about now.

Wondering what was going on, I tried looking out the window.

WHA-!? People are attacking each other!

Neighbours who were talking so intimately just this morning were attacking each other. No, once I looked carefully, I noticed that the side doing the attacking were vampirised. The attackers were vampires, and the humans were fighting back.

Is this also the work of the demons? Did Arcyune have companions?

“W-, What on earth is happening outside?”

“Haha… President Evil.”

Prezee Denteevil?

Tilea-san muttered those words in a hoarse voice.


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Raid on the Capital – Chapter 2

Somebody, pleaaaase translate this. It’s not a typical villainess reincarnation novel, I promise!


Chapter 2 – Jessica and the Vampire

“Hahh, there’s sooo muchhh…”

I’d been finishing off reports since yesterday, but my progress was really slow. The main reason was the existence of my Magic Fundamentals II report. It wasn’t possible to write it properly without referencing and researching experimental data. If anybody could write one without it, they would have to be able to combine both formulas and knowledge properly. I’m not so talented though, so I had no choice except to rely on data provided by my forebears.

I had to stay in the library or else. If I went back to the dorms and tried writing this without references, I’d never make it in time. But there was one problem. The library was only open for us until closing time, and it was closed for the night.

Alright. It’s at times like this that you use personal connections. It’s underhanded, but I’ll ask a librarian for a favour and secretly grab the key. A few of my acquaintances have done this before, and managed to pass their supplementary exams. Honestly, it’s breaking the rules, but I can’t get out of this situation without making a few sacrifices.

Having decided that, I immediately moved from the class to the library.

The library was filled with students busying themselves with reports or exam preparations. I called out to my contact in the library clerks. The one in charge today was a girl in my class, so I was hoping our relationship from class is enough. With those faint hopes, I begged her to help me.

She’s been silent for the last few seconds…

So it’s no good after all…?

My shoulders dropped in disappointment.

But her expression seemed to say ‘What am I going to do with you?’ and she secretly handed the key over. I did it. It was surprisingly easy! Only, she told me that she wanted me to treat her to tea at the Lind Teahouse later. Well, I didn’t think it would be free anyway. I’m not so naive.

Later, when the school closed up, I used the key to sneak into the library.

Aahh, the guilt is hurting my heart. I’m not cut-out for breaking the rules. But at this point, I don’t have a choice. Yeah. I need to at least get this report done, now that the rules are already broken. Time for an all-nighter.

Having fired myself up, I headed to a desk.

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A few hours had passed by while I was I working away.

Looks like I’ll finish the reports faster than I expected. It really is much more efficient to do this while consulting references in the library.

I wrote away while giving sidelong glances at the reference book.

After that, I continued for another few hours, before I started feeling a bit of exhaustion in my shoulders and hips.

Mmn~

I gave my shoulders a stretch.

Thanks to quietly concentrating, I managed to somehow finish my reports.

Haha, I did it. The night isn’t even over yet.

Getting up from my seat in cheerful spirits, I went to look outside the window.

It’s already pitch-black outside. Although it isn’t raining, black clouds have completely covered the moon.

Uuu, it’s going to be a little scary going back.

And the door to the dorms are going to be shut tight by now. Guess I can’t help it. I suppose I’ll spend the night here. At any rate, I had planned on an all nighter to begin with. I should consider it lucky that I get to sleep at all.

Sitting down on my seat, I lay my upper body down on the table. Perhaps my mind was tired from the report, but even in this weird position, I immediately started to feel sleepy…

-clank-

My eyes opened at the sudden sound. Although my eyes were still drooping drowsily, I stood up.

Who is it?

There shouldn’t be any students left now in the middle of the night. Could it be Geil-sensei making his rounds?

But I can’t hear any footsteps.

It was completely quiet around me. Was it just my imagination?

I’d better listen carefully just in case.

After straining my ears, I heard the groan of some beast. A sound that was a bit like a growl, and a bit like a moan… and the sound was getting closer and closer.

And then, when my eyes happened to catch sight of the entrance, I found Geil-sensei standing there. Seeing him suddenly appear like that sent a chill down my spin.

“Geil-sen… sei?”

“GRGRGRGAAAAAAH!”

“W-, What’s wrong, Sensei?”

He wasn’t normal. His eyes were bloodshot, and drool was running from his mouth.

“GARGHHHHHHHHHH!”

Geil-sensei’s roar resounded through the room, before he suddenly charged at me.

“NOOOOOOOO!”

I immediately tossed a nearby chair at him. Paying it no heed, he viciously sent it flying with one hand. When it hit the wall, it broke to pieces.

“…N-, no way…”

It was unbelievable. I just saw a human match a beast in strength, without even using reinforcement magic. This isn’t normal. What’s going on with Geil-sensei’s body…?

“GARGHHHHHHH!”

Geil-sensei drew in while scattering desks and chairs.

I-, I’m scared… I have to get away.

Grabbing my self-defence mace, I tried to run away, but Geil-sensei was in the way of the exit.

It’ll be hard to escape without defeating him first.

“S-, Sorry, Sensei.”

As Geil-sensei charged at me, I swung the mace down on his head, as hard as I could. Numbness ran through my arms like an electric shock, and a hard and heavy impact was transmitted from my wrists to my shoulders.

I-, It hurts!”

My face drew into a grimace. My hands really did feel numb from the incredible impact. But Geil-sensei wasn’t fazed.

Even though he’s bleeding from his head, he withstood that!?

No matter how weak I was, it was still a strike from a mace. The mace of a magician is made from a special alloy, and then magically enchanted. It’s supposed to be pretty damaging but…

As I was thinking this, Geil-sensei was still spurting blood from his head. But despite that, he was walking towards me without a problem.

“GUGARGHGHHH!”

While I was shocked, Geil-sensei violently swung his arm towards me.

“KYAAA!”

I immediately fell backwards onto my butt. I managed to escape by a hair’s breadth, but had that hit me, even my bones would have been crushed.

Hahh, hahh, hahh. I-, I’m scared…

I could feel my heart thumping away.

Why? Why do I have to go through something like this? Is it because I broke the rules?

God, you’re too cruel… Am I going to die here? No… NOOOO!

“W-, WHAT’S WITH THISSSS!?”

Nothing made sense. In a panic, I began rapidly firing magical bullets. A number of them hit Geil-sensei dead-on, but it only burnt his clothes and did no damage. He glared my way with bloodshot eyes.

“WAHHHH!”

Because of the terror, I fired even more bullets. A few of them ended up hitting the metal fixtures on a high-up bookshelf, and the whole thing started to fall from above him. Just the books and bookshelf alone were pretty heavy, and the fragments of that shelf rained down on him, piercing him here and there, before the books buried him. Blood flooded out from everywhere he was stabbed. Normally it would be a heavy injury. It wouldn’t be strange even if it fatal.

“Hiii! I’m sorry!”

Although I was attacked, I still raised my hands towards a teacher I had respected for many years. I felt dizzy from the self-hatred.

W-, Why did Sensei turn into this?

Running over, I peered in on his face.

And when I did, his eyes shot open, and he started to get up.

“Hii! W-, Why?”

Even though he was buried under the books, he forcefully stood up. Because he was still stabbed with the shelf fragments, when he forced himself up he also ripped off his right arm, and almost all of his left. Even though just moving should have hurt, he once again came rushing at me. No matter how you looked at it, he wasn’t human.

“M-, Monster!”

Hahh, hahh, hahh.

While avoiding the pursuing Geil-sensei, I left the library and ran into the second floor hallway. Because one of his legs was damaged, I easily managed to lose him.

I-, I have to hurry up and let somebody know!

I sprinted full speed towards the main gate.

Mn? Somebody’s there!

I could see a silhouette in the hallway. Slowing down, I strained my eyes to see who it was.

“Arcyune-sensei?”

“Oh? Why if it isn’t Nichol. Why are you so panicked?”

“Arcyune-sensei, the truth is Geil-sen――”

W-, Wait. Why is he here at this time of night? I never heard anything about him being on duty. And that slight smile on his face is eerie.
The cincher for me was his eyes. They felt the same as usual. It was clear to me that his eyes hid a viciousness. That look on his face made me tremble. I immediately went back the way I came.

“Ku ku ku. I’ve always thought you were a sharp girl. I was right.”

Laughing loudly, his whole body transformed. His skin turned pale white, his fangs started to protrude, and the white disappeared from his eyes.

“H-, Hii… You’re not human?”

“Full points, Nichol. I am a member of the demon race. A member descended from a lineage that dates back thousands of years. For all this time, I have abhorred the rule of this world by you wastrel humans, and have desired to destroy this nation, you see.”

Demon? I-, It can’t be, right?

The demon race that was said to have been destroyed?

But his overpowering aura gave a sense of truth to what he said, and my body was telling me that he was the real thing.

I-, I have to run!

In a panic, I ran back the way I came. I could feel a vehement presence drawing in from behind.

“Run. Run. Ku ku, a girl’s face warped in terror and despair is truly a beautiful thing.”

My heart was pounding so hard it felt like it would burst from my chest. But because of the terror closing in from behind me, my feet wouldn’t stop.

Hahh, hahh. I-, I can’t run anymore…

Panting hard, I immediately sought refuge in a nearby classroom. While trying to calm my breathing, I looked around when…

Somebody’s here!? A girl with brown hair stood in the classroom.

A-, A demon?

I was about to leave the classroom in a fluster when,

“Jessica.”

“…Edim?”

Because I was so panicked, for a moment I wasn’t sure. The person in the classroom was my best friend, Edim. She was in her uniform.

Didn’t she go back to the dorm?

What’s she doing out here so late at night? All sorts of questions flew through my mind. But I can’t dilly-dally here. A demon is coming to attack.

“Edim, there’s no time to talk. Something dangerous is coming!”

“Jessica, you know…”

“We’ll talk after. We have to hurry and run!”

It was right after I said that that I first noticed that she was acting strange. She was idly looking my way, but her eyes were unfocused, and her expression was vacant.

“Run? Why? Even though you can become something as wonderful as this!”

“Edim?”

“Ahaha, why didn’t I notice all this time? Jessica, you’ve got a really cute face don’t you. And pretty hair. And a sparkling white nape…”

Saying that, Edim brushed my hair up, and kissed the nape of my neck.

“I-, It can’t be that the demons did something to you?”

“That’s right. I became Arcyune-sama’s servant. Aahh, vampires are the best! I’m glad I escaped from the foolish human race.”

“What are you saying, Edim! Come back to me!”

“Huhu, I’ll make you into one of us. Aahh, that cute face, that neck, your blood, I wanna drink it. Let me drink ittt!”

“NOOOOO!”

I screamed and flew out of the room. Arcyune was waiting outside. He was smirking like a cat looking at a mouse, and his expression was filled with sadism. He probably thinks of humans as playthings.

I can’t forgive you, Arcyune.

Edim wasn’t acting normal. Just what did he do to her…?

“…What did you do to Edim?”

“Ku ku. Now that you mention it, she was your friend, wasn’t she.”

“That’s right. She’s my precious friend, and I’ve know her forever. What on earth did you…”

“I just sucked her blood. When we vampires suck blood, our prey become our servants.”

“N-, No way… Then the reason Geil-sensei lost his mind was-”

“Yeah, I did it. If you’re a beautiful girl, I’ll let you live as my doll. But I have no need for men. So I destroyed his mind, and turned him into a beast.”

“Y, You’re so cruel.”

“Ku ku, come to think of it, Edim was really worried about you, you know? She was worried that you’d get sick by staying up late all the time, so she went to talk to me about it.”

“It can’t be.”

“So you know what I told her? ‘If you’re worried, then wait until Nichol finishes her work.'”

“…Because of what you said, Edim didn’t go back to the dorm.”

“She took me seriously, and stayed alone at school, you know? The perfect prey! KUHAHAHAHA!”

“YOU FIEND!”

Using my mace, I promptly spread a magic circle. It was my strongest spell, Kilofire[Smallest Flame Spell]. It’s my first time firing this at a person. Because of that, my hands were shaking.

Mmmn, that’s not a person, it’s a demon. And what’s more, a fiend that laid his hands on my precious friend!

“Kilofire![Smallest Flame Spell!]”

The magic circle created a flame which hit him dead-on. His clothes started to burn.

I hit him! Did it work?

But my hopes came to nothing, and he walked towards me uncaringly. His expression was completely nonchalant. It looks like it’s impossible to do a thing with my level of firepower.

Ku-, if I can’t do it with raw power, then I’ll beat him with numbers!

“UAHHHHHH!”

I let out a roar, and fired magical bullets, one after another. He didn’t try and dodge, and all of them hit him, but not a single hair was damaged.

“Ku ku ku. You’re tickling me, here. It’s all so ticklish! What pitiful beings, you humans are. Are you done?”

He was playing with me. He was mocking me because he could kill me at any time. Being this close to him caused me anxiety and terror. I was afraid, but I was also frustrated.

Hahh, hahh, what do I do?

It’s impossible for me to beat Arcyune. I need to run outside somehow and call for help. I started running towards the outside. But perhaps because I used lots of magic without much sleep, I collapsed near the west exit on the first floor.

“What’s wrong? Is the game of tag over? It’s about time to finish things up.”

Arcyune reached his hand towards me.

I’m scared. My legs were trembling, and I could hear my teeth chatter.

“Relax. I let beautiful girls live as dolls. You should consider it an honour. The age of the demons is about to begin. Even if as a doll, you’ll get to join as our lowest member.”

“J-, Just who would obey you demons! If I have to become your servant, then I’d rather die!”

Trying my best to suppress my terror, I spat insults at Arcyune.

“Hmph. Humans truly are foolish beings. I’ve given you the options. Become a toadying doll, or be ripped limb from limb and die. Choose one of the two.”

Arcyune pressed me for an answer with calm words. He hurt my best friend. I don’t want to become his doll no matter what. But if I refuse I’ll hurt his pride as a demon and might meet a fate worse than death.

I-, I’m scared. It’s horrible. S-, Somebody save me…

I hit my limit, and tears started running from my eyes.

With my body this exhausted, and with the absolute difference in power, I can’t fight or run. Uuu, it’s the end.

Just as despair washed over me,

“Hello~ Sorry for intruding late at night. There was a light on, so I thought somebody might be awake.”

Who is it? I heard a young woman’s voice.

“Ku ku. I don’t know who this is, but she sure is a foolish woman for coming here at such a time!”

“No, you can’t com――”

I tried to tell her to run, but Arcyune covered my mouth, and started to squeeze my neck.

“Shhhh. Killing you right now is nothing to me!”

“Nn, uu-, mmhg”

“Behave!”

He tossed me, sending my flying into a wall, before collapsing to the ground.

“Kefu-, kohu-, kahah-!”

After he threw me, Arcyune transformed back into his human form, and walked towards the west exit.

“And whoever might you be?”

“Ah, I’m nobody suspicious. My name is Tilea. Timu who will be enrolling here this week is my younger sister.”

H-, How unlucky! Of all days, Timu-chan’s Oneesan chose today to visit!?

“Aah, Tilea-san is it. We’ve met before, haven’t we. I’m Arcyune, a teacher at this school.”

“Yes, thank you for earlier.”

“And so, what brings you here this late at night?”

“It embarrasses me to say, but the truth is I became a little lost…”

“That must have been quite troubling. Please, come inside.”

Arcyune smiled, and opened the door for her.

“D-, Don’t… co… me…”

I-, It’s no good. Because of the impact against the wall, I can’t breathe, and my voice won’t come out.

Tilea-san did just as Arcyune suggested, and came inside.

“Please excuse me.”

“So you became lost?”

“Yes. A Per――I mean, an employee of mine made a mistake, you see. It seems that he failed to get in touch with our acquaintance in the Capital.”

“I see. And the name of that acquaintance is…?”

“His name is Ortissio. Would you happen to know him?”

“No, unfortunately I can’t help you there. The Capital really is quite a large place after all.”

“That is true. Well, my employee has been looking for him, but hasn’t made any progress at all. Hm~mm, whatever should I do from now on?”

“Speaking of which, I don’t see Timu-san.”

“My sister is waiting by the front gate. She’s a chuu――I mean, her tongue is a tad harsh, and so I wanted to speak first.”

“Ku ku. So your sister is here too. How convenient.”

“Hm? Aah, quite right. My sister hasn’t greeted everybody yet, has she.”

“No, I met with you earlier, Oneesan, but I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting Timu-san. I’m truly looking forward to it.”

“My sister would be very happy to hear that. But still, this school really deserves its reputation. I never would have thought that you would have classes even in the middle of the night. Yep yep. As expected of this place.”

Tilea-san seemed to really be in admiration. From what I’ve heard, it looks like Timu-chan has come to the Capital as well. I have to hurry and warn them of the danger.

I forced my body up.

“HUH!? There was a student-san here too?”

“That’s right. Ku ku. Your sister’s future classmate, Nichol Jessica.”

“Ohh, I see! Jessica-chan, please take care of Timu for me.”

Tilea-san smiled as she spoke to me.

D-, Don’t… c-, come. I tried to implore her with my tear-filled eyes.

“Hm? you’re crying? Could it be…”

Did I manage to warn her? Then you have to hurry up and run!

“You were in the middle of scolding a student? I’m truly sorry for intruding at such a time.”

“Huhuhu, quite right. Ku ku ku, I was truly in the middle of punishing her.”

His lips curved up, looking extremely delighted.

“Jessica-chan, you can’t hold a grudge, okay? Sensei is scolding you because he cares.”

W-, What a crazy misunderstanding…

Even though I had thought that she was a dreamy, blonde-haired blue-eyed Oneesan…

She turned out to be kind of a disappointing(pitiful) person.

More importantly, I have to quickly warn her. My breathing was a lot better now.

“Hahh, hahh, hahh… -un…”

“Hm? What’s up~?”

“RUNNNNNN!”

“Heh?”

“Ahaha, what a foolish woman!”

Arcyune reverted to his demon form, and immediately swooped in on Tilea-san.

 


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Raid on the Capital – Chapter 1

Shockingly, nobody on Steam has taken ’Evil God Army’ as a group name yet…


This chapter is told from the point of view of the new character, Nichol Jessica.


Chapter 1 – Jessica and the Rumoured Transfer Student

♪~kinn konn kann konn~♪

The bell rang, signalling the end of school, and almost all of the students left the classroom.

“Jessica.”

“Mn?”

“Apparently there’s a new tea house in the Lindt Mall now. Wanna have a look later?”

My best friend Edim casually invited me. A tea house huh? I sure wanna go. Lately I haven’t had much sweet stuff, so my stomach is really telling me to go.

Hm~mm, but I can’t, nope. I’ve still got a mountain of assignments to do. Even though I have to get the report done by the day after tomorrow, I haven’t even gotten through half of it yet. If I go to the tea house, I definitely won’t finish in time.

“Sorry, Edim. I can’t. I still haven’t finished my assignments.”

“I see. Last week you were away with the cold, weren’t you, Jessica. It wouldn’t hurt Baena-sensei to be a little more understanding…”

“Huhu, it can’t be helped, Edim. It’s my fault for not looking after myself properly.”

“Honestly, you’re too serious about these things. Guess I have no choice but to give up on today.”

“I’m fine, so just go invite Miless this time.”

“I see. Then I’ll do that, but… Jessica, you only just recovered, so don’t push yourself, okay?”

“Mn. Thanks.”

Giving Edim a small thanks, I went back to concentrating on my assignment. I’ve been working on this report for days now, but this time I need to get it finished before three days are up.

I wonder if it’s possible…

I’m the type that gets through things slowly and steadily like a turtle, so I’m bad at rushing through things like this. But if I don’t get it done I’ll have to repeat, and in the worst case I’ll even get expelled. Here at Arcudas Magic Academy, each year we have three written examinations and practical exams, and every second week we need to hand in a report. If we don’t score above a certain mark, we won’t be able to advance a grade.

The Arcudas Magic Academy is the pride of the Capital, and a government instition. It gathers talent from across the nation, and its strict curriculum fosters adventurers and mages. Because of that, each year without fail, a number of people will drop out of it.

I can’t allow myself to be defeated. When I graduate, I want to become a court wizard one day. Rubbing my gradually drooping eyelids, I drove away the drowsiness.

Sticking at it at my desk, after a few hours of concentration, I finally finished one report. It was already a little dark outside.

Is it this late already? I’ll just do some magical history, and then I’ll head back.

Pulling out my textbook for magical history class, I opened up to the 14th page of the chapter on the basics. The 14th page was the one on magical elements and the demon race.

Elements of Magic――
At present, we recognise fire, water, wood, earth, wind, lightning, light and darkness – a total of eight elements. Each one increases in power as more mana is used. However, the number of cases where humans have been able to use the darkness element is extremely low. To begin with, the darkness element is historically noted as the specialty of the demon race.

Demons――
A race that was most glorious in the ancient past, but after incurring the wrath of the gods, they perished. In magic, the demon race were said to hold no equal. Even the magic system used today, is alleged to have been created by the demon, Camilla. According to one story, Camilla mastered the use of “Magic Bullets” – magical projectiles that could only be fired by high-level magicians. Furthermore, it is said that she could rain thousands of magic bullets simultaneously, like a shower of meteors. Popular opinion amongst researchers states that such a feat can only be accomplished by those with over 100,000 units of mana.

T-, They’re amazing, aren’t they, these demons. In the entire world, the number of people with mana over 100,000 is so low that they can be counted. If you have over 1,000 mana, you’re considered an adult. And to have 100,000 is…

Even in the field of magical history, the demon race holds a special place. They frequently appear in history, during events of importance.

While I was immersing myself in the history of magic, I suddenly heard a violin.

It sounds like it’s coming from the a first year room.

I moved towards a window in a classroom where I could hear it better. There, I saw a teacher with a violin, and a number of female students around him.

“Alcyune-sensei’s violin is always so lovely♪”

“Truly. His melancholy profile is unbearable~”

Apparently Alcyune-sensei was playing the violin, and his fans were making a fuss.

Alcyune Bo Malferand…

A young teacher that recently began working here. His handsome looks and graceful conduct snatched the hearts of the students in an instant, and apparently he even has a fan club. It’s true that he’s handsome. You could even say that his face is too perfect. But I don’t really have a good impression of him. Everybody says that his eyes are filled with sorrow, but instead I find them scary.

I wonder why.

Sometimes Alcyune-sensei makes frightening expressions. Not like a teacher looking at his students, but more like a predator looking at prey.
But I can’t tell anybody how I feel. I mean, he’s the most popular teacher in school, and I don’t want to make everyone angry. I’m nothing more than a lower-middle class girl, after all.

Oops, the assignments, the assignments. I can’t take it easy here. I headed back to my classroom, and went back to my report. It’s already pretty dark outside. Uu~ I hate this. The road back to the dorm at night is mostly deserted, and it feels eerie.

Aah~ No good, no good. I’m supposed to be aiming for Court Wizard. What am I going to do if I don’t have backbone?
Giving my trembling heart a loud encouraging, I did my report.

After a while…

“Is anybody still here?”

I heard the voice of Geil-sensei, my homeroom teacher.

“P-, Please excuse me. I haven’t finished my assignments yet, and…”

“I see. It’s good to have enthusiasm, but the dorms will lock up soon, you know! You should finish up for today, and hurry back!”

“Yes.”

Oh crap. Is it already that late? I hurriedly packed my things up, and then left the classroom.

Thank goodness. If Geil-sensei didn’t call out to me, I wouldn’t have been able to go back.

Geil-sensei always makes a round of the school at this time. He’s a good teacher that puts in effort where people don’t see it. Why doesn’t anybody else notice his nonchalant kindness?
Geil-sensei has stubble, and he wears worn-out clothing, so the students all make fun of him. It’s even more noticeable ever since Arcyune-sensei joined our school. But even if Geil-sensei is unfashionable, I definitely, definitely like him better.

Huh? There’s still a classroom with a light on.

While I was on the way back to the dorms, I spotted a light source. It looks like a few people are still at school.

Hehe, it looks like I wasn’t the only one with assignments left over. So I had companions――wait, this isn’t the time to be feeling relieved. It doesn’t change the fact that I still have assignments due.

*imouto*

The next morning, the school was in a clamour when I arrived. The teachers were all walking about restlessly. Of course, it wasn’t just the teachers either. When I looked about, I found that the students at school were whispering to each other for some reason.

What on earth is… Ah-!? Edim and Miless are here. Great timing. Maybe I’ll ask them about what’s happening.

“Edim, Miless, good morning.”

“Morning, Jessica.”

“Hey, do you guys know why everybody is acting like this?”

“Yeah. You see, apparently a girl from Class 1 didn’t come home yesterday.”

“Eh-!? That’s terrible! Could she have been kidnapped?”

“Hm~mm, I wonder about that. Although she wasn’t an adult yet, she was still a student at our Magic Academy. Would it really be that easy for anybody normal to kidnap her?”

“Hey, something similar happened a while ago, didn’t it?”

“Right, right. Wasn’t it a girl from Class 2? But I heard that she just ran away from home.”

Right, a few months ago there was a fuss about a girl going missing. But as I recall, before she disappeared she told a bunch of people “I’m quitting!” and so people concluded that she just ran away.

“Ah, that’s right. Maybe it’s another runaway~”

While Edim and Miless were wracking their brains over it,

“You’re in the way.”

A cool voice suddenly cut through the surroundings. Edim and Miless immediately spread left and right. The other people here also looked away and opened a path.

“Oh crap. That famous delinquent glared at me.”

“T-, That was scary. Especially that look of hers. That rumour about her killing somebody before might be true.”

“Yeah, yeah. There’s also that rumour about her walking about each night looking for prey.”

“Could it be that she’s related to the kidnapping…?”

“”Kyaaa, how scary!””

Edim and Miless hugged each other as they complained. The other students had suspicious expressions too. Everybody believes in rumours too much.

“She isn’t.”

“Jessica, do you know that delinquent?”

“Mn.”

Lyris-chan is the same as always. Because of her scary attitude and mysteriousness, everybody misunderstands her, but I know that she’s actually the kindest person out. I tried calling out to her a few times, but it didn’t work. Lyris-chan is like a solitary island, after all.

“More importantly, the bell for class is about to ring.”

“Ah! Oh no! Jessica, let’s run for it.”

“Yeah.”

We immediately began moving to our own classrooms.

The teacher isn’t here yet.

Looks like I made it.

I see. I guess the teachers are also busy with the disappearance case.

After a while, Geil-sensei arrived.

“Sit down. We’re starting home room.”

All the chatting students looked towards him.

“Ahh, that’s right. I have an announcement for you all.”

Could it be about the disappearance case? For some reason I’m getting a bad feeling about it. I’ve been getting a bad feeling since this morning.

“Sensei, could it be about the disappearance?”

One of the boys in my class suddenly asked that. So it’s not just me that’s been thinking about it.

“No, that’s still under investigation. You should all take care as well, not to make careless speculation. What I wanted to announce was… there’s going to be a new student joining us.”

“Ehh~? A transfer student at this time of year? How rare. Sensei, is it a girl?”

“Huhu, rejoice, you lot. It’s a cute girl!”

“Oh shit, seriously!? Lucky!”

The boys in our class let out a victory cry. Yeah, I know how they feel. Not many people have the foundation for magic. That’s why almost everyone here has known each other for a long time now. It’s really rare to get a transfer student. Probably even more so for it to be a cute girl.

“Sensei, what kind of girl is she?”

“Her name is Timu. She’s fourteen this year, and has been living in Beruga Town. And apparently her magic is self-taught.”

“Self-taught!? That’s incredible. Sensei, could it be that she’s an incredible genius?”

Everybody was shocked to hear that. It really is incredible. Learning magic isn’t something an ordinary person can do. It’s something that you can only do after reading books or studies done by predecessors, and finally learning the foundations. And Beruga is in the countryside, isn’t it. Even though I’m sure there wasn’t anywhere decent for her to learn magic…

“No, according to Timu’s Oneesan, she can only use the basics of the basics. Her Oneesan was incredibly worried about whether or not she could follow our lessons.”

“Ohh~? I see. Then we’ll definitely need to help her out then.”

“Yeah, please do. Everybody, if Timu is troubled, make sure to help her out.”

“”Yeees.””

“No worries, I’ll personally tutor Timu-chan.”

“Ah-, that’s sneaky. I’m better at magic than you are.”

“Honestly, this is why boys are… Sensei, I’ll teach her.”

Because of how rare and curious it was, everybody in class was declaring themselves Timu-chan’s guide. I would have liked to guide her too, but there are too many candidates, so it’s probably impossible.

“Wait, wait. If you lot act like that, you’ll scare Timu. Nichol. Be Timu’s guide please.”

“Y-, Yes.”

Is this what people call ‘being robbed of one’s dues’?

Huhu, I wonder what kind of girl Timu-chan is.

I’m looking forward to meeting her. It’s Timu-chan’s first time at a school, so I’ll bet she’s nervous. I’ll make sure to teach her all sorts of stuff.


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Tilea Teaser – Camilla in the Capital

“A welcoming party, you say?”

“Mn. The class came together to organise it to welcome you, Camilla-sama.”

I tried my very best to invite Timu-chan.

If possible, I want her to come. I want her to enjoy her time at this academy as well.

Mmmn, but maybe it’s impossible…

Over these last few days of talking to her, I get it. With Timu-chan’s personality, there’s pretty much zero percent chance of her going. We’ve only just met, but I can tell. She’s the proud and lone type that hates socialising with others.

“Umu. I shall attend.”

“EH-!? Really?”

“What’s the matter? You said that you wanted me to come.”

“M-, Mn. But I thought that you’d hate these sort of things.”

“Well, you are correct there. However, it is a command from Oneesama. She ordered that I participate in these sort of events, you see.”

Ah-, so you had an Oneechan.

Timu-chan started saying, “Oneesama’s orders are absolute. No matter what a pointless and idiotic event it may be, I shall attend.”

Yeah, she’s definitely looking down on us. But that really suits her. She’s like a person who was born to rule. Over these last few days, even the -sama is coming naturally to me now.

But Timu-chan, this arrogant and vainglorious girl, is obediently obeying her Oneesan. I’ll bet she’s even scarier than Timu-chan, and an even more amazing mass of charisma.

“So your Oneesan is also…”

“Mn!”

This is bad. Timu-chan is about to snap. It’s definitely because I didn’t use honorifics, right?

“Ah-, no, I was just thinking, I’m sure Camilla-sama’s Oneesama is also an amazing beauty too, huh…”

“Miless. So you do understand. Oneesama is not only more beautiful than I, she is also a truly lofty and sublime personage.”

Thought so. Although she’s talking about her relative, it’s still Timu-chan who never praises anybody. She’s definitely an amazingly beautiful, noble, sublime, Queen-like character.

I kind of want to meet her, but then kind of don’t…

Nope, definitely can’t. I’m sure a hole would burn through my stomach from the stress. But I do want to hear more about her.

“Camilla-sama, what is your Oneesama――”

“So the new kid is in this class!”


“Camilla-sama, you’ve been to a noble’s party before?”

“Miless, I believe I’ve already told you. I do not know nor care about the parties of garbage. However, if you are asking if I have attended high class parties before, then I have indeed experienced a few. Parties gorgeous and luxurious enough that the likes of you could never imagine.”

Normally thinking about it, that would be a total lie. A lie by a commoner trying her very best to act tough. But when Timu-chan says it, for some reason you start to believe it.

It’s mysterious. Really so mysterious. Timu-chan is such a mysterious person.

“Oohh! I just remembered. Miless, I shall hand you this. Gratefully accept it.”

Saying that, Timu-chan pulled out a letter from her pocket.

“Eh-!? Camilla-sama, what is this?”

I reflexively held out my hand to receive it when,

“YOUUU! What cur would dare accept this with such an attitude!”

“EH-!?”

“Firstly, get down on one knee!”

“U-, Ummm…”

“YOUUU, DO YOU INTEND TO ANGER ME!”

“Wawah, sorry.”

I immediately genuflected and held both my arms out to receive it. It’s like a vassal receiving some reward from their king.

“That’s right. That’s the proper way to accept it. This is a letter from Oneesama. You shall accept it with austerity and dignity.”

A letter from Timu-chan’s Oneesan? Why is she giving a letter to me?

“U-, Ummm, why is she giving me a letter…?”

“Umu. The truth is, I received an order from Oneesama to hand over this letter to my friends-in-name possessions, you see.”

“And that’s me?”

“Exactly. Miless, you are Doll Unit One. Although it was plain and simple, you still organised a welcome party for my sake. You are plenty qualified to be my doll.”

“Ahaha…”

Honestly, I don’t know what to say anymore…

But a letter from Timu-chan’s Oneesan? I get the feeling that it’s about making sure I know my place as a slave.

Anyway, I’d better accept the letter before Timu-chan’s mood gets worse.

And so…

I reverently accepted the letter in two hands, and noticed the quality of the paper fibre.

Is this… lambskin parchment? No, it’s even whiter and smoother than that.

A-, Amazing. A letter on paper that might be used for diplomatic letters between kings… What on earth is written here!?

With the anxiety and strain rising in my heart, I braced myself and opened it.

Now then, what kind of things are written here…

Hi there! I’m Tilea. Timu’s my little sister! It’s nice to meet you. Ahaha~ I’m sure you’re surprised about the sudden letter. Sorry about that.

Huu~ Doubting my eyes, I reflexively rubbed them.

“Mu!? Miless, what’s wrong all of a sudden?”

“U-, Ummm, Camilla-sama, is this letter truly from your Oneesama?”

“Youu, are you scorning me? You think I could mistake a letter from my Oneesama!”

“S-, Sorry, I’m really sorry. Y-, You’re right.”

Seeing Timu-chan’s threatening expression, I went back to reading again.

…The truth is, I wanted to talk to you, Timu’s friend. The two of us are from the countryside, and Timu must be standing out because of when she enrolled, right? That’s why I was worried about whether or not she was being picked on by bullies. Timu likes to act tough and say stuff about Camilla and whatnot, but I think that she’s actually really scared and worried about getting along in school, like a trembling baby rabbit.

Bff-!? Timu-chan a baby rabbit!? No matter how you look at it, she’s a tiger-, no, a dragon like in the legends. Because of the shocking words, I once again rubbed my eyes when…

Oh crap. Timu-chan’s completely glaring at me.

I’d better get back to reading.

…So you know? I hope that as Timu’s friend, you’ll look after her for me. I mean, you know what she’s like, right? I’m sure she definitely won’t ask for help by herself. Far from it, I think she’ll probably inconvenience everybody around her. Or rather, she’s already done that, right? I’m really sorry. But you know? Timu is actually a really sweet and good girl. You definitely won’t regret being friends with her. Definitely not! So I was thinking, I’d be really happy if you could keep being friends with her, or something like that. Ahaha. I’m just a worrywart of an older sister. Oh, I know! You know, we’re actually owners of Restaurant Berum on the main street in the west side of town. You might be surprised, but Oneesan[me] is actually a pro chef, and cooking is my specialty. When you have the time, come over to play. Since you’re Timu’s friend, I’ll give you a huge welcome, okay!? Of course you won’t have to pay, and I’ll treat you whatever you want.

And then, at the end of the letter was a smiling face, probably a drawing of Timu-chan’s Oneesan herself.

Huu. I reflexively looked up at the skies. How am I supposed to feel about this?

She’s a good person. This Oneesan is a super good person. Her letter was childish, but you could feel the kindness flowing out from it.

“U-, Umm, this is truly a letter from your Oneesama, yes?”

“MU!? SO YOU INTEND TO SCORN ME AGAIN!”

“No, that isn’t what I mean――U-, Umm, I was just wondering, do you perhaps know what the contents of this letter are?”

“Foolishness! Of course I wouldn’t open Oneesama’s letter of my own accord!”

“R-, Right. That makes sense. So you don’t know then.”

“Umu. However, I have a rough idea.”

“Ohh~? Like what?”

“It is a letter from Oneesama who always worries about me. No doubt that in worry of whether or not my life at school is going smoothly, she even went out of her way to worry about my doll. I have no doubts that it is a letter reminding my dolls to behave in the manner that a doll should.”

“Haha…”

Timu-chan’s Oneesan, I understand your feelings now. About Timu-chan acting tough… I don’t think that’s the case, since this is probably how she really is, but anyway, I don’t know nobody else like her. That’s why she really has my interest. And she’s a mysterious girl overflowing with charisma, or perhaps you could call it charm. I definitely want to get along with her.

But as for Timu-chan’s Oneesan, I really can’t form a solid image of her in my mind.

When I received the letter, Timu-chan’s mystery just deepened. She really is a mysterious girl. I’m getting more and more interested in her.


Note: Miless is a fallen noble due to her family’s financial straits, but her family still holds the title of Baronet