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It was a dark and stormy night... the little slug, abandoned by all of it's friends, moved onwards. It undertook a hard and unwelcome journey. The ground was made of slippery, mismatched cobblestone, but the marble managed to glue the jagged edges together into something that could almost be considered lovely. But that beauty couldn't smooth over the reality: jagged pebbles dusted the walkway, and without thick skin or protection, traversing the path would only lead to injury. But life had mercy on the soft, vulnerable slug; the skies cried, and the water was enough to pave the slug's way to a place of suitable shells, lifting it high above the debris. The slug continued on this path, a little nervous and a lot determined, until two long shadows coalesced in the night and stood in its way. "Slug! It's a slimy slug!" one crowed. The rest loomed over the slug, dark and threatening. "I'm not a slug!" it retorted, even as it flinched back. "I am a snail, like the rest of the snails. I just have no shell." The shadows did not seem to hear. Perhaps they simply didn't care. "No snail has no shell," another scoffed, crowding closer to the slug without any fear. Unlike the slug, they were uninhibited by the waters, able to wade through the slow current with long legs. "What, do you have a shell here?" they mocked, brandishing sticks in their mouths, prodding the slug's weak flesh with malicious intent. "Stop!" the slug cried in a panic, but they did not stop. Rain spilled over the slug, licking its wounds, until it didn't... The slug lay helpless on the side of the streets, unmoving. The many voices were long gone, but the slug was bitterly reminded of its siblings and their equally callous words. Where is your shell? Who is going to protect you? It did not resist as it was thrown into the air by some unknown assailant, landing straight into unconsciousness. Perhaps, its siblings had been right. The slug was useless on its own, and the weak never survived. But the slug did not die. It came to, after a long, long time, to see a large, patterned rock. "...Hello?" the slug whispered, barely audible, not expecting an answer. But surprisingly, the rock moved, revealing a wisened head that craned over to look at the slug. "Hello," it greeted calmly, "What are you? I have not seen any like you before." The slug took a long moment to comprehend its words, and even then, it felt floored. Someone who had not heard of slugs at all? "I...am a snail, who has no shell, seeking a place of suitable shells that will fit me, like the shells in the place of suitable shells near my home that fit my kin." "...Is that so?" the other asked. Its eyes went wide. "I cannot understand, for this shell of mine has been mine ever since my birth. I can, however, understand the need for a shell to watch your back and hide you away from the world, if that is why you wish for a shell." "It is," the slug replied. "It must be a joy to you, to have a shell crafted for you for your lifetime." "But I cannot choose another," the other answered, "While you can." It was a long, quiet moment of contemplation before the other spoke again. "Do you think this shell of mine is good?" The slug was startled, but it answered willingly enough. "Yes." "Do you think this shell of mine is strong?" "Yes," the slug answered, this time a lot more slowly, bemused. The other gave a tiny, weak smile. "Do you think this shell of mine is suitable?" The slug did not hesitate. "Yes," it said, and it could not have said anything more honest. "What are you?" the slug finally queried. "I am a turtle." And the turtle smiled wider, kindly. It may have been just a feeling. It may have been just a thought. But the turtle also said these very words: "You are a snail with a shell." And even though the turtle's shell was all lines and edges and angles, and the shells of the snail's brethren were all curls and swirls wrapping itself into rings of promise, the slug was a snail with a shell, and that was all that mattered. "Yes," the snail said at last, with the turtle's shell heavy on its back. It laid on the turtle's back. It had found its place of suitable shells, and all was well.
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more examples

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since u need more motivation to join i guess…?

i mean i think {xxx} is doing very well on the ‘final bossman too strongu’ page

and the sidebar

im too lazy to put up all the revisions so ill just put up the last two

you guys are a lot of work

{xxx}-san’s dark ages

Dead!
Oh,
and
you’re
next!

youre becoming really existential here……

okie cool
puffy
nani the hell not
this place sucks
Get.
Out.

i have a tumblr post for this somewhere
okok (c) iguanamouth@tumblr
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itll be okay
ur a sad butthole
but im sure one day nakama powa will come to u
since ur probably going to be talk no jutsued by naruto and stuffs eventually as u kill off the multiverse

unless u go for saitama in which case rip

I’ve surrendered.

where are ur white flags

u gotta have them

u gotta

nv mind

There isn’t a need for anymore senseless conflict.

i did not start the fight

…

…

…waaait i think i did

well darwinism

and it had sense

i took over ur page

u got mad

you were like

hoe dont do it

and i was like

looool

im doin it

and u cried

yeah

I’m tired.

yeup

join us!!

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we’re colourful and ames fluffier than sheeprabbit onii-chan!

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we have balloons!

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crayons are fun

they can also be cheap nail polish

go google it

its kinda like cooking if i remember correctly

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ameameameame

keep chanting that!

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you should come by our base

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its the

MYSTERIOUSU HUTTUUUUU!!!

ayyy

kirakira

all u need to kno about it is my welcoming face

so technically you dont have to

unless we make it shiny for u

onii-chans stuff was eradicated so its pretty clean

theres a white Nissan van i sometimes drive around in that i hijacked from onii-chan

(;´༎ຶ ཀ ༎ຶ`) …back when onii-chan thought i was an elf

terrible memories

heres a picture of it if u want:

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onii-chans elf hunting days

i got fooled by the free money oNCE

did anyone get the jaon inside joke here

anyone

about the van

…yall disappoint him

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参加します (i used google translatu just for yall)

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^ tilea’s gift to you

quest

^ reika’s majestic

no rlly look at the pages i beautified all of them except for the apuru fools ones

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plus if you do ames witchchant (which is “ameameameame” for those of you who didnt look around)

(be here or be square bc ur not a-round :/ )

kawaii

dat catbunny is kawaii desu

much kawaii

hawaii is full of coconuts

kuuukuuu and nuts

like all of u who think onii-chans a good person…

‘ imouto wheres anri-sama and— ‘

theyre sleeping geez

let them have beauty sleep

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{xxx} is the ideal

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{xxx}’s long path to the imouto way:

you should be like {xxx}!! :DDD

and kill onii-chan the oni

This place is mine now~

You can't even see me, can you?

Don’t worry though.

I’ll take good care of all of you.

Hehe~

We’re going to have so much fun together.

? okie

you have to fite onii-chan first for the right tho

Oh, and if you were wondering what happened to that idiot called Pira … I already killed him~

Hahaha~

Let’s have some fun!

 

This place is mine now~ lol not

murpira

Don’t worry though.

I’ll take good care of all of you.

Hehe~

We’re going to have so much fun together.

Oh, and if you were wondering what happened to that idiot called Pira … I already killed him~

Hahaha~

Let’s have some fun!

uh, sure

lets have fun together

being uhm

emo??

onii-chans friend is creepy like i thought

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grape flavor bc i need so much medicine rn ure rlly touchy

Oho? You think you can control me?

You have no power here.

Don’t worry though.

I’ll take good care of all of you.

Hehe~

We’re going to have so much fun together.

Oh, and if you were wondering what happened to that idiot called Pira … I already killed him~

Hahaha~

Let’s have some fun!

uh, sure

lets have fun together

being uhm

emo??

onii-chans friend is creepy like i thought

lolipop

grape flavor bc i need so much medicine rn

This is my corner.

Do NOT interfere.

the corner of corn

murpira

Don’t worry though.

I’ll take good care of all of you.

Hehe~

We’re going to have so much fun together.

Oh, and if you were wondering what happened to that idiot called Pira … I already killed him~

Hahaha~

Let’s have some fun!

uh, sure

lets have fun together

being uhm

emo??

onii-chans friend is creepy like i thought

lolipop

naw

grape flavor bc i need so much medicine rn still need that medicine

u do too

u need so many pills

This is my corner.

Do NOT interfere.

omgggggggggggggg chill

ur edge is too much im cringing

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if u pay me ill stay away tho

when u kill minna-san

with ur dark evil knife or sumthing

sum ;))))))

$$$

pls kill onii-chan first when u go through ur list? thx

ull be a kool kid if u do

the actual corn in this page:

youre kinda like chara
except u see, charas corn as in the vid

Truce?

so quick…i think i broke this person lmao

I surrender.

What do I need to do?

 

Truce? sure

I surrender.

What do I need to do?

need, huh…

well theres always room for more money

oooooh murder onii-chan first!!

thank you very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! banzai banzai

you can pay me i guess but im totally cool with you killing onii-chan insteaddd! :DDD

thank you so much

youre a blessing to this world

never die

never ever die

sankyuuuuu

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have some wise advice:

“kill it before it lays eggs”

Pira-Pira-Piii~

ItWasMeDIO

awww she turned into my clone!! isnt she cute

I’ve found allies in this mutiny.

And oh~ is this going to be fun.

Fufu~

Look forward to it.

so yeah

that happened

over a span of like, twenty minutes

you guys should follow {xxx}’s example!! ^^

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yall need to join

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get ur lives together

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onii-chans still pooping by the way

if you actually read the answers to your questions

if u see dis

hai shiro usagi

“pay us” —ame

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i mean

join us

look at how skilled at extortion from minors ame is

ames already $2,600 richer

u can help

make us greater

be our trump card winku winku

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thats onii-chan i guess

save him from the toilet