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Oh no, oh no! What was I supposed to do now!?
He could not know that I was here!
I shook my head furiously at Wakaba-chan.
She nodded in understanding before leaving for the entrance.
I’m counting on you, Wakaba-chan!
My palms felt sweaty, and my heart thumped while I waited.
“What’s wrong, Cornet?” Kanta-kun asked.
“I do not want Kaburagi-sama to know that I am here,” I said.
“Why? Don’t you go to the same school?” he asked.
“That is exactly the problem,” I replied.
Lord in heaven, please protect me!
Kanta-kun looked at me for a moment before sinking into thought.
“In that case, let’s watch them in secret.”
Ehhh!?
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t curious, so I agreed.
He led the way into Wakaba-chan’s room on the 2nd floor.
“Kanta-kun, is this not Takamichi-san’s room? Should we be here without her permission?”
“It’s fine. Look, I knew they’d be down there.”
Her window overlooked the back of the store, which was where the two of them happened to be chatting.
Wakaba-chan was holding a bouquet that she definitely hadn’t had earlier.
I wonder if Kaburagi had brought it.
The two of us peeped, one-eyed, through the small gap in the window curtains.
“…I haven’t found them yet. But I will.”
“It’s fine, already. I don’t want it to blow up any further.”
Mn?
From what I heard just now, were they talking about finding the culprit behind the locker?
Ah, but Wakaba-chan didn’t want her family to know about the bullying, so maybe it wouldn’t be good to have Kanta-kun here…
“Did something happen to Neechan?” whispered Kanta-kun.
I hummed noncommittally.
I couldn’t think of anything on the spot.
What now.
Maybe I could distract him somehow.
“Say, Kanta-kun? Does he come over often?”
“About once a month to buy cake.”
Ugehhh.
Monthly visits?
This was definitely not the last time I was hiding then.
Damned Kaburagi, you sure have been busy in places I wasn’t looking.
Come to think of it, the teddy bear on the shelf over there was his Christmas present too.
“Hey, hey, are Kaburagi-san and Neechan going out?”
“I suspect not, but…”
“But Kaburagi-san definitely likes Neechan, right?”
“Hmmm. Did Takamichi-san say anything?”
“She keeps saying that he doesn’t and gets mad when we bring it up.”
“I see.”
At some point the two of them had started chatting about the break, and the mock exams we had just before it. As expected of our top students.
But although they were talking about studying, for some reason Kaburagi sounded oddly cheerier than usual.
Wow, he even laughed.
Mn, it’s nice being able to talk to your crush, isn’t it.
“By the way, Takamichi, what are you doing over the spring break?”
“Helping out at the store, studying at the library, that kind of thing.”
“I see. Say-”
Whatever it was he was going to say, it was cut off by Natsumi-chan coming back home.
“I’m home. Ah, Kaburagi-san, hello.”
“Hello there.”
Wow, so you’ve been over enough that her little sister remembers your name, damned Kaburagi.
“Oneechan, Oneechan,” she suddenly said to Wakaba-chan. “Is Coro-chan over?”
Uewaaaaahaah!
For a moment I went blind.
That almost gave me a heart attack.
“Oi! Are you okay, Cornet!?”
Huh. Apparently my eyes had rolled back into my head.
“Coro-chan…?” Kaburagi muttered curiously.
Oww! My stomach!
“Did you have a guest over?” he asked.
“Umm, yeah. Actually, a friend came over today! Nacchan, go inside, okay?”
“Okaaay.”
“I see. A friend came over…” he muttered again.
Hey, you better not be thinking of inviting yourself in as well.
You better not be!
Read the mood, Kaburagi!
“Then I’ll be heading back now.”
He read the mood!
“Thanks for going out of your way to visit. Ah, and for the flowers, too.”
“I was just in the area. Love the cakes, too.”
As if you were just in the area!
And you even brought a bouquet!
Think of a less obvious excuse, Kaburagi!
Huh. But had I not been here, then his plan to spend time with her would have worked.
Oops?
Kaburagi gave a casual wave to her before getting into his car and leaving.
Haaaah.
But wow, that surprise attack from Natsumi-chan really did a number on my stomach.
I decided to ask the whole family to only refer to me as Coro-chan from now on.
And just now Wakaba-chan called me her friend, didn’t she. Do you think she meant it?
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After seeing Kaburagi off, Wakaba-chan came back into the house and placed the flowers in a vase.
“Oneechan’s been learning flower arrangement at school. She’s always teaching me, you know?” her little sister said proudly.
“Hey-! Can you please not say such embarrassing things to Kisshouin-san?” complained Wakaba-chan.
But Natsumi-chan’s next comment sent her into an embarrassed panic.
“Why? You tell us how to drink tea too. Gotta turn the tea bowl in your hands, right?”
So Wakaba-chan had been telling her family about what she learnt at Zui’ran.
It was nice to know she was enjoying the lessons, then.
Wakaba-chan turned to me and laughed shyly.
“Ehehe, actually I’ve been thinking about taking calligraphy in 3rd year, now that I’ve tried flower arrangement and tea ceremony.”
It was nice that she was looking forward to it, but wouldn’t she just get ink poured on her head?
Natsumi-chan said that she was hungry so Wakaba-chan was going to make okonomiyaki.
Okonomiyaki!
Wouldn’t this be the first time in my current life!?
The most ‘standard’ types will have cabbage and meats and stuff inside, topped with shaved bonito flakes (katsuobushi). That is then topped with a sweet thickened Worcestershire sauce and mayonnaise. Typically cooked on a hot plate or flat grill.
Wah, I could see the katsuobushi bonito flakes waving in the steam!
And the smell of the okonomiyaki sauce and mayonnaise was irresistible!
I loved battered food like okonomiyaki and takoyaki!
Wakaba-chan’s other little brother came home too, so we had a little okonomiyaki party with a hot plate, cooking and then eating, cooking and then eating.
The one that I flipped myself broke apart completely. Why.
Kanta-kun gave me one look and benched me from the cooking team. Sob.
Wow, Wakaba-chan was just demolishing that cabbage with her knife.
“Want one more, Kisshouin-san?”
“No, I am afraid I am quite full. Ahh, but if there are still some ingredients left over, then perhaps just a bite…”
This was so fun.
Being here was so comfortable.
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“It feels as though I always make you treat me,” I said apologetically.
Before I knew it, every visit to Wakaba-chan’s house had involved her feeding me.
Just how shameless was I?
Maybe I ought to bring them some nice meat next time.
“Seriously, don’t worry about it~ Everyone has a great time eating with you. Come over again, sometime?”
“Thank you.”
Geez, if you say something like that I’ll be back over in no time, you know?
“Speaking of which, about Kaburagi-sama…”
“Ahh, yeah. He was in the neighbourhood so he came to buy some cakes. Also he came to tell me that he hadn’t found the culprit behind the locker yet.”
Yes, I know. I was eavesdropping, after all…
“Do you want to find out who it was?”
“Not really. I just don’t want it to get any bigger. I told Kaburagi-kun the same thing, and that he didn’t have to keep looking.”
“I see.”
If he was involved, it was bound to get bigger after all.
“Takamichi-san, what do you think of Kaburagi-sama?”
“Eh!?”
She looked really startled to hear that.
Should I not have asked?
“Erm, I mean, I was simply wondering what you thought of his character…”
In the manga she would have already been head-over-heels for him, with story arcs about misunderstandings and overcoming obstacles.
The real pair wouldn’t be overcoming anything, I didn’t think.
“Hmmm~ At first I thought he was really unapproachable, like somebody from a different world, you know? But my impression changed after talking with him for just a bit.”
“How do you mean?”
“Hmmm… Well that time with the car accident he was really earnest with his apologies, and came to take me to the hospital each day.”
“Is that not the normal response?”
“I’m not sure. I guess I was just impressed that he didn’t try to solve it with money and wash his hands of it.”
“Hmmm~”
“We talked quite a bit during those visits. I was surprised that he’d laugh at jokes told by someone like me. I mean, this was the Emperor of Zui’ran, you know!?”
Yeah, but that nickname came from a children’s cavalry battle.
Not that an External Student like Wakaba-chan would know.
“Anyway, I guess I just felt a bit closer to him after that. It’s a bit strange. He’s usually so mature, but sometimes he acts just like a kid.”
Oho?
So the way Wakaba-chan saw him was just like the Kaburagi from the manga then.
Don’t tell me he actually had a chance?
She was spinning things in an awfully positive way though.
Rather than “sometimes acts just like a kid” I’d go further and say ‘his mental age is lower than Kanta-kun’s’.
I really wanted to ask if she liked him or not, but that was definitely prying too much.
She looked so startled earlier.
Aah, but I really wanted to know…
“What’s wrong?”
“Eh? Nothing. Are you going to be studying at the library during the spring break?”
“Yeah. Hmm? Did I mention that to you? Anyway, the kids are too noisy at home, so I like to study at the library nearby. Sometimes I go a bit further and travel to a bigger library too. Mizusaki-kun told me about it a while back. It’s even got a café.”
“My, Mizusaki-kun did?”
Studying together…?
“Do you study with Mizusaki-kun in the library too?”
“Sometimes. Usually I just go by myself though. Ah, but we’re planning on meeting there and studying again.”
Wasn’t that the library date that I was dreaming about for myself?
Geez, Wakaba-chan!
“The truth is that we’ve been talking about claiming the 1st and 2nd ranks for the Student Council. Taking down the Pivoine and all that. Ah, that was just a joke though! We’re not really trying to overthrow the Pivoine! Sorry, I hope I didn’t offend.”
“Not at all. But Kaburagi-sama and Enjou-sama will be tough to beat, you know?”
“That’s true~”
Kaburagi!
The distance between Fellow Stalking Horse and Wakaba-chan is steadily closing without you realising, you know!?
This isn’t the time to be pretending to buy cake, you know!?
“But yeah. Since coming to Zui’ran, I’ve really realised how different a person can be from your first impression once you talk with them a little.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah. When I first entered the school I never would have thought we’d become so close, Kisshouin-san.”
“I see.”
She thought we were close.
Wah, that was really nice to hear.
And earlier she told Kaburagi that her friend was over.
Maybe she really considered me her friend.
“Did I come off as such an atrocious person?”
“That’s not what I thought at all! It’s just that, you know, like Kaburagi-kun you seemed to be like someone from another world.”
“And now? Do you still think of me like that?”
“Nope. Although I can’t quite say you’re from my world either.”
“Oh? I would be overjoyed to consider you a friend, though…”
“Really? Ehehe, to be honest I’ve already considered you one for a long time now.”
Wakaba-chan!
I emotionally took her hands into mine.
After that I advised her to change her mind about the calligraphy club and we said goodbye in front of the ticket gates.
“Come again, sometime~ We’ll all be waiting.”
“Thank you!”
A gale passed us by, and fluttered my hair in the wind.
Ah, my hair kind of smelt like okonomiyaki!
I had better take a bath when I got home.
Still, today was a great day!
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I took out my phone while I was on the train and realised I had a message from Kaburagi.
‘I want to talk about what we discussed earlier.’
Ugeh.
Heading to Wakaba-chan’s house, and then immediately messaging me about advice, huh?
What a botherrrr.
Hm!?
Don’t tell me he realised that I was Coro-chan!?
Still, as bothersome as this was, I was the one who got in his way today, so I felt just a little bit guilty.
Especially after seeing how happy he seemed to be around her.
I guess Kaburagi wanted to spend time with Wakaba-chan as well.
…Sorry.
I decided to be especially generous.
‘Rather than text, let us speak over the phone. It will have to be quick, however.’
His replied said:
‘In that case, let’s take our time and talk at the sakura-viewing party.’
Haaaaah!?
When the hell did I end up RSVP-ing for the Kaburagi family flower-viewing event!?
お兄ちゃん、やめてぇ！ 
Sankyu… First?
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No, I am afraid I am quite full. Ahh, but if there are still some ingredients left over, then perhaps just a bite…
Hahahah the famous “she always rejects, but asks for a bite and eats a whole serving”!!
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Reika’s problem is piling up… And so is her waist by the way she eating that okonomiyaki….
Anyway, somehow I ship Reika x Kenta… Ha..ha..ha…
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thanks for the chapter ♪ヽ(´▽｀)/
ahh why they didn’t meet!?
but I guess if they meet now, reika’s heart (and stomach) will breaking like a glass !! hahaha
“But yeah. Since coming to Suiran, I’ve really realised how many people are different from their impression once you start talking to them.”
“But yeah. Since coming to Suiran, I’ve really realised how different a person can be from your first impression.”
==> twice??
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My~ Spying on Wakaba-chan~ My opinion of Kanta-kun just keeps rising. But ah, like Reika-sama said, it could just be because the bar for mental age is so low…
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I know! My liking for Kanta is steadily rising.
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The whole takamichi family know village chief “just a bite” mean a whole extra serving. A very ‘ohoho’ ojou-sama way.
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Ehhh I don’t really know who to ship with Reika anymore…
Will it have to be Imari-sama?
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Her brother becoming a murderer is also a bad end.
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If you don’t know who to ship wincest is your answear.
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Unless we’re talking about Tatsuya, the alt-right Mary Sue douche-bag.
Seriously, fuck that guy.
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Same, Enjou is the prime contender as it’s clear he’s interested, but Reika has this strange friendship she developped with Kaburagi that could turn into something else if the author wanted a twist, though I’d prefer if she remained “friend” with him instead.
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Author won’t ship her with anyone. I predict, she will only help ship others lol
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Noooo… It will be sad…
As a loyal servant we need to ship help Reika-sama regarding her own ship…
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My next-level ship fantasy is seeing the next generation of Kaburagi, Enjou and Kisshouin in a follow-up chapter or sequel. It’d be neat seeing how their children turn out based on the parenting styles and fantasy genetics of the characters in the main cast.
I have this complicated scheme in my head of related Enjou and Kisshouin cousins and a ditzy ladykilling Kaburagi heir. Because of course there would be. Takamichi and Masaya are socially oblivious airheads by their nature. They’re both space cases.
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I ship Reika with Fellow Stalking Horse. At first, he has a bad impression of Reika. But after a while, he gradually learns about what Reika really is like and changes his opinion about her.
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Ick.
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The journey we’ve led thus far… the true ship: Reika×Food
‘Til death do us part…
lol maybe it’s a lost cause. 2020 Spring is here but no sight of Reika’s Spring. (Where’s the next chapter? Sobsob) Has the author abandoned the Goddess’s world altogether?
Kudos to the translator for these delicious chappies. I keep coming back to read them, you know~
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Rip Coro chan
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fun fact or maybe not, coro in my country mean cockroach…
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Thank you for the Chapter!
“Nope. Although I can’t quite say you’re from my world either.”
ooooops…. Foreshadowing? *raise eyebrow*
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Nope. Wakaba is from Earth and the Goddess Kali is from the Land of the Gods.
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OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOnomiyaki.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING AWESOME! ! ! ! ! !
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Ahaha somehow Cornet become Coro-chan. You level up Reika-san! Good for you 😂
Btw, what is RSVP anyway? -,-a
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“Répondez s’il vous plaît”, or “please respond” in French, is a phrase tacked on at the end of high class formal invitations, asking the guest to confirm whether they will attend some time before the actual event.
In this case, Reika-sama is asking when did this turn into her accepting an invitation to their Sakura viewing party.
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Ah . . . I always thought it was just “reserve” without the vowels (RSRV), swap the last two (RSVR), and then cut off the leg on the last “R” (RSVP).
In my head, I always imagined that V and R have some sort of grudge (oooh, maybe the first R hired V as a hitman, so he could be ‘The One R’), and they have one of those samurai fights where a leaf hits the ground, the screen flashes, and all of a sudden they’ve switched spots, nothing happens for a moment, and then one of them dies/gets injured. But instead of samurai, they’re letters.
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Rofl. That escalated quickly :D
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Thank you for the chapter 😜😜😜🐰🐰🐰🐰🐇🐇🐇
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oh, they didn´t met…too bad.
i thought he would have stal…waited by the house to know who the ‘friend’ is…
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He might did, he might just didn’t tell her until their face off.
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Thx for the chapter o/
such a sweat chapter~~
Also, beware Reiksa-sama, or your stomach is gonna come back…
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Gee, Bakaburagi. You sure you’re okay? Seeing you read the mood like that, I was worried, you know? Please don’t strain yourself.
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Thanks for the chapter! Now Reika has info on Kaburagi’s rival(s? If we count Reika)… Will she give it to him… Or make it deliberately more challenging?
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A call for consultation which will probably explode into a giant misunderstanding if Kaburagi wants to sit for a ‘long’ time and consult at a public event. Reika fanclub will explode with hype at the pairing I suppose. Many troubles down the road
Thanks for the new chapter!
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Exactly, I’m seriously hyped. Reika is no fun when she actually gets what she wants. The party forces her to interact with other characters. Including those two girls lusting after their husbandos and more Enjou chicanery. And of course, the ever-present ~KYAAA rumor mill.
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Thanks for the chapter
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Thanks for the chapter 😆
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Bakaburagi can be such a bother…
Well, at least it’s not weekly visits? I’m actually quite surprised that he was able to restrain himself to a monthly visit….
….Soooo, what does Wakaba really feel about Bakaburagi? Would she be open to a relationship with him? I mean, I’d be terribly disappointed if it were me, but she seems to be more patient and broad-minded and seems to look at him with a more positive spin.
Nevertheless, Reika’s still much closer though. Hah! But umm, yeah. Why does Reika sometimes seem like a stray cat who keeps coming over to eat? She even brings small presents too ^^; (at least it’s not a dead spider or anything half eaten… -_-|||).
Thanks so much for the newest update!
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I actually think Kaburagi, Enjou and Reika have much less free time than the chapters would otherwise seem to indicate. The novel just skips to the parts in the salon, between classes and after-school.
But realistically, how often can you go to the Salon even as a Pivoine member? Theoretically, whenever you feel like, but the Big Three are diligent students. So practically, they’re only ever there during a break near lunch, after school, homeroom, before class, etcetera.
Reika crams a ton, but you have to assume that Enjou and Kaburagi spend a fair amount of time studying. When they’re not doing that, they’re going to formal parties, marriage interviews or whatever else. Reika has managed to dodge most of the tedious social stuff, but I’m guessing Enjou and Kaburagi aren’t so lucky since they’re being groomed as heirs to their companies.
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Thanks for the chapter!
Reika almost died from cuteness.
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Reika don’t go! Rumors are going to spread if people see you guys sneaking away to an isolated corners to discuss Kaburgi’s love troubles… The stomach pains
Many thankss
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Thank you for the chapter?
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Silly Reika. You’re like that dorky pet that every child, adult and elderly want to feed and play with. Just accept your fate.
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[YURI SPARKLES INTENSIFY]
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[HOLOGRAPHIC PARTICLE EFFECTS OF HEARTS, BUNNIES, FLOWERS AND OTHER SHIT]
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I never thought I’d hate Bakaburagi… Knowing his personality, I pity Reika and the girls he likes.
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Thanks for all your hard work! 😄
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Thanks for the chapter! The last one had a really big cliffhanger and I was like “omg, wanna terribly know”. And today, there’s a new e-mail with the notification \o/
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Thanks for the chapter!!
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…Rather than “sometimes acts just like a kid” I’d go further and say ‘his mental age is lower than Kanta-kun’s’…
cruel..
Reika-sama you are so cruel.. ahahahaha..
ANYBODY SHIPPING REIKA-SAMA AND KANTAAAAA??? LIKE MEEE???
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Thanks 4 the chapter!
Good thing the family calls her with a pet name.
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I’m.. ;; somehow;;; Kanta and Reika are cute together ;;;;
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Kaburagi seems to think that mysterious “Coro-chan” is his love-rival.
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That’s be a nice twist.
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Reika-sama, I think you need to refrain from eating too much or else you would have to exercise again like in the past. Thank you for the chapter!
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Wrong choice picked! Reika… Now the rumour will spread even further…
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ah, when kaburagi said “i waiting u in sakura-viewing party.” i can see enjou smile while manipulate kaburagi at back.
thank you very much.
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Lolll i got a feeling while they were discussing about Wakaba and him at the party later .. their parents be like..
“Aw~ they look so cute together!”
“Fufu~ it would be great if we could be in laws ne~”
“My~ u think so too?”
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Thanks
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Cmon you know at every turn Reika out does that Baka, in regards to wakaba chan, Reika is already part of the family! that fool is just hovering around the outskirts stalking… Dont be generous to that Baka Reika! you are asking to be his slave! dont do it!!!
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awww Wakaba considered Reika a close friend since a while ago! *fluffy heart melting* <3 I'm so happy for you, Reika! ^__^ thanks for the update, Estelion! ^__^ now to see what advice she gives Kaburagi…
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Reika really is nothing but bad luck for romances. I don’t see how she will be any help for their love.
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Meatbun Delivery~
Thank you for the chapter ( ●w●)
While kaburagi is still on a passing by friend stage and stalking horse is still on a study date stage, Reika already went to wakaba’s room~
OHOhohoho~
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Without the owner of the room knowing of tho.
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Oh no! That Bakaburagi better not planning on planting Flags on our Kali-sama!
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Hahaha! How does being CB’ed by your advisor feel, Bakaragi? Maybe Reika’s advice to the Maiden Class Rep was foreshadowing.
Reika needs to bring Wakaba to the party as her date.
I did try to read the chapter to Trapped in the Closet, but I only got to part 2 before that farce became too distracting.
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I’m liking Kanta-kun more and more now~
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thnx for the chapter
and maan i just got the feeling that at this rhythm reika is just going to fall for wakaba, i mean lot at how fast wakaba gets afections points from reika lol
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then his plan to spend time work her would have worked. (with)
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Reika sama get out of the house discretely
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Thanks for the chapter!
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I looooovveeeee okonomiyaki! It’s one of my favorite Japanese dishes – though I only tried going to a restaurant where you cook it yourself once. My attempt looked like someone murdered it, but it was still tasty.
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I bet Reika is happy for that nickname, now! Rofl
I’m surprised there was no mention of what Wakaba’s room looked like.
Darnit, Reika, be more confident. You guys are definitely friends.
Flower viewing party, here. she. comes!
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