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TPO is a Japanese abbreviation of ‘time, place, occasion’. It’s used in the sense of ‘There’s a time, place, and occasion for everything’.
I forgot about that tragic present for now.
After returning to the living room I ate the tasty milk pudding that Kanta-kun made while Wakaba-chan and I spoke about the school trip.
She seemed to be quite excited for it, having bought a location guide book and everything.
“I’m so excited. This is my first time going overseas, you know? Hey, Kisshouin-san, did you ever see the changing of the guards?”
“I did. I watched with my own eyes as guards with these huuuuge hats marched down the street.”
“I’m so jealous! I wanna see it too!”
Her siblings joined in and we happily chatted together about good tourist spots as they looked through the guide.
When it was about time that we began preparing dinner, Wakaba-chan’s mother came back.
“Welcome, Coro-chan!” she greeted me.
“Thank you for having me here today,” I said.
Wakaba-chan handed my present over.
“Mum, look at what Kisshouin-san got us.”
“My, thank you! Gosh, what good meat!”
Wakaba-chan got up to help her mother in the kitchen while Kanta-kun and I set up the table and brought out the hot plates.
We were using two of them since her family was quite large.
I liked being able to help like this.
It felt like I wasn’t just some guest that they still had reservations against.
Maybe I counted as one of them~? Ehehe.
“Hey, Cornet. At Zui’ran you greet each other with ‘gokigen’yoh’, right? How come you don’t say ‘gokigen’yoh’ then?” he wondered.
“TPO,” I answered.
If I came here and said that, I’d look pretentious.
Life is all about adapting yourself.
But then the twins wanted to hear me act like an ojousama instead.
“Coro-chan, say ‘gokigen’yoh’ for us~?”
“Do an ‘ohoho’.”
So they really did think of me as an ‘ohoho’…
The Ohoho Cornet Girl…
I had better pay attention to the way I laughed while I was with them.
By the time Wakaba-chan’s father had come back from work, the cooking was about to begin.
Wakaba-chan, Kanta-kun, and I were using one hot plate together.
“Holy shit!” he exclaimed. “There’s a lot of meat today.”
“Coro-chan brought it over,” explained his mum. “The meat on this plate is the good stuff, so try some later.”
“You did good, Cornet!” he laughed.
Their family seemed to be enjoying the meat I brought.
Thanks to that, I was able to eat with fewer reservations.
Mmmmm, food was somehow better when eaten with lots of people like this.
Aaah~ This ponzu sauce was great!
It was a bit nostalgic.
In my old life too, we used a hotplate like this to have yakiniku.
Seeing the normal family in front of me, I couldn’t help but relax and accidentally said “Wakaba-chan” a few times, before hurriedly correcting myself.
Sometimes I just slipped up.
Wakaba-chan didn’t seem to mind though.
I wondered if that meant I could call her that at school too, then…
After having my fill I had to go home.
The Takamichi house was accepting and comfortable so I would have liked to stay, but I had my own curfew and had to hurry.
When I left they gave me some cake to bring back home.
“Sorry that it’s only leftovers.”
Then Wakaba-chan’s father drove me to the train station.
There was nothing more I could want from them.
When I got off the car, Wakaba-chan and her dad waved goodbye and saw me off.
“See you tomorrow!”
I waved back.
Aah, that was fun.
I wanted to visit again already.
While I sat on the train I wrote Wakaba-chan a thank you message.
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Since Otousama and Okaasama were out at a party tonight, nobody asked me where I had gone.
I had just made it in time for my curfew, and only Oniisama was there.
“Welcome back, Reika.”
“I am home, Oniisama.”
Oniisama gave a sniff.
“You smell like cooked meat,” he said.
Oh gosh!
To the bath it is!
After washing my hair carefully with some fragrant shampoo, I changed into some home clothing and brought the cake out into the living room.
“Oniisama, I have some cake. Have some with me?”
“Thanks, I will.”
After making some tea, I took a seat next to Oniisama and began eating the strawberry shortcake.
“Say, Oniisama? What kind of friends do you mostly have?”
“Friends? Hmm, I guess the majority of them are ones I made as a student. After joining the workforce most of my relationships became tied to my job, so it’s hard to call them true friends, I guess.”
“I see. Then by student days, you mean from Zui’ran?”
“You could say that. Hmm, besides them, also some people I knew from other schools, or people I hit it off with while travelling. Different sorts.”
“I see… Oniisama? Are any of your friends from normal households?”
“By normal households, you mean people from the normal working class?”
“Well, yes…”
Oniisama looked at me for a while, before he eventually replied.
“…I do. After I became a high schooler, I made some External friends, and I have a lot of friends like that from university as well.”
“I see…” I muttered to myself.
Having finished eating, I put down my fork and sank into thought.
Oniisama seemed to realise something and patted my head.
“Reika. Don’t worry about how our parents think. Don’t worry about where they come from. If you think they’re worth it, then be with them,” he told me.
“Yeah…”
I hoped that one day I could introduce Oniisama to Wakaba-chan.
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I was a bit worried about meeting Fuyuko-sama the next Monday, but she didn’t really say anything different to me.
Phew, thank goodness…
Hopefully nobody would find out about the things the tanuki spirit had made me do during the weekend.
Still, the person I was even more awkward about meeting was Kaburagi.
At first I had just considered his romance somebody else’s problem, but having seen what happened to the fruits of his efforts with my own eyes, I just couldn’t help but sympathise with him now.
Thanks to that, it was hard to treat his issues as flippantly as I used to.
God, seeing that necklace was sorrow itself.
If I left that guy alone, he was just going to produce tragedy after tragedy for himself, mark my words.
And the one who’d end up watching every step would be me.
Which was bad, because eventually I’d cry.
Like, seriously bawl.
I mean that necklace was bad enough.
Just how long did he spend making that?
I’d never done anything like that myself, so I didn’t know how tough it was, but it had to be like when a girl knit a scarf for her crush.
Well, leaving aside how much heavier the jewellery was, at least…
For my own ease of heart, I was going to have to be a bit kinder to him during our discussions.
First?
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Ash reaches into his bag, pulling out his bike.
Oak:TPO…
Ash:😞
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Thank you for chapter 😜😜😜😜❤️❤️❤️❤️
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“I hoped that one day I could introduce Oniisama to Wakaba-chan.”
If you do that you will sink Bakaburagi and Stalking Horse’s ship and make a new one of WakabaxOniisama~
Really, I ship ReikaxKanta more and more~
Thanks for the chapter~
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No no no.
WakabaxOniisama is fine
Then Wakaba can call Reika ‘onee-sama’ *wink wink nudge nudge*
Actually, who’s older between Reika and Wakaba?
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This… this is an entirely twisted wrong idea. You’re warned.
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I almost want to see a crack!alternate universe where we get Reika X Wakaba’s Dad. Or the dandy senior Kaburagi.
Not because of the relationship, but because it’d be hilarious to see Kaburagi struggling to call Reika “Mother” while she smirks and “OHOHOHO!”s.
I mean, it COULD happen… Reika clearly has a thing for older men…
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You evil person. Begone!
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Yeah…….. *Cringe voice*
But then he would have to be a widower already, otherwise we are gonna see a NTR/cheating tag on that novel.
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But wouldn’t Reika be the one to call Wakaba as ‘onee-sama’, since Wakaba will be married to Reika’s older brother?
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Reika and Wakaba are in same grade so they are same age. But if Wakaba gets married to Oniisama then Reika IS the one who has to call her Oneesama.
Personally I hate it, I want them to be on friendly term, no need to be Citrus’ tier, just be like them now but openly.
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That… is actually a great idea! If Kanta turns out to be as smart as Wakaba-chan and is willing to face all odds to be with Reika (poor boy-rich girl drama) that would be awesome hahaha
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I’m down with the WakabaxOniisama ship.
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Welp, this is a first for me. My life is complete ;P jk
It’s nice to see Reika’s seamless integration into Wakaba’s household XDD She really sets the bar high as Bakaburagi’s riv-, no, secret final boss would be more apt. But he really is so pitiful XDDXDD
Oniisama really is the best~
Thanks so much for this release! It made my day (in more ways than one) XDXDXD
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In the end she *is* in the rival in their relationship… Just from the opposite side.
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Technically true, but I figure that as her relationship with and understanding of Wakaba is on a more intimate level than his at this point, Reika would too great a hurdle to even be considered a mere rival ^^
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The more I think of the necklace, the worse I feel for Kaburagi…. but at the same time, it’s a bit of schadenfreude xD
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Thanks 4 the chapter!
Kinder towards Bakaburagi? You don’t have too Reika.
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More to the point, I’m not sure she’d be able to.
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After getting approval from Wakaba’s parents, Reika seeks to introduce her relatives, that’s my take away. Thanks for the chapter
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YESSS!
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“Let me introduce the tanuki…”
“Isn’t that your dad?”
*beat*
“No idea what you are talking about.”
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Wakaba-chan’s father, please watch your language. There are children around, not to mention a hair goddess of love attached to another goddess Kali
Thanks for the chapter
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The Hindu goddess Kali is an alter ego of Parvati the goddess of love, which makes her an appropriate role model for Reika to emulate.
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Pretty sure he didn’t say anything.
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Yeah, it kind of sounded like Kanta who swore?
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“For my own ease of heart, I was going to have to be a bit kinder to him during our discussions.”
For sure, the next time they talk, in the first few seconds, she will call him “baka” immediately.
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Or probably “aho”
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Ahohohoho….
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Lol 😂🤣🤣
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If only Kaburagi could think of the TPO…
Thanks for the chapter!
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“If I left that guy alone, he was just going to produce tragedy after tragedy for himself, mark my words.
And the one who’d end up watching every step would be me.
Which was bad, because eventually I’d cry.
Like, seriously bawl.”
Omfg, Reika you’re too much of a savage. Crying over someone else’s stupidity lolol, too amazing.
Thanks for the chapter! 😆
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I think she meant she’d cry out of pity and genuime sympathy for him.
But I like your take on it better.
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bo burnham comedy, i like it.
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“I hoped that one day I could introduce Oniisama to Wakaba-chan.”
that is going to end everything for Kaburagi. Oniisama is a much better man than him.
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Agreed. I bet Wakaba would be smitten Reika’s oniisama even more than with Stalking horse and Kaburagi~~
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T-=-! (:V)
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Reika just showed sympathy for the devil Bakaragi who bedevils her. This could be a flag signalling a start of a land war in Asia.
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“For my own ease of heart, I was going to have to be a bit kinder to him during our discussions.” I wonder how long it would last. XD
Many thanks
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I laughed soooooooooooo much.
That part where she was so grateful for the leftovers, they truly won over her heart.
Oniisama meeting Wakaba-chan… NO, NO REIKA-SAN, DANGER! Oniisama would totally end up sniping Kaburagi and while it might make you really happy to have Wakaba-chan as a sister-in-law you’re raising the destruction end flags all over. BAD IDEA.
So go be a guru of love Ohoho Cornet Ojousama!
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK!
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I mean, that does mean she gets to rope the cake maker into her household…
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Thanks for the new chapter!
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Pfft… Thinking about the necklace… Bakaburagi will never find out. Reika, how nice is your ‘a little bit kinder to Bakaburagi’? Because all I see is, ‘Oi Kisshoin, blah blah blah…’ and Reika pretty much the same, munching on snacks and not really paying much attention to him. Haha
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The great Onii-sama is still the best (don’t let him meet Wakaba, his specs are way too high, Bakaburagi and Fellow Stalking Horse-kun won’t win)
Love the Kisshouin sibling dynamics
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Thanks for all your hard work! 😄
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That part with the grill was nice.
It was like hearing a friend recount a nice time they had. I felt really happy for Reika, and couldn’t help but smile.
Thanks for the chapter~
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How Wakaba meet Reika’s Brother
Reika : This is my best friend Takamichi Wakaba.
Wakaba : It’s pleasure to meet you, Brother-in-law-sama
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thnx for the chapter
and woo wakaba is ranking so high for reika, her family loves reika too
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Wakaba: “Hajimemashite, Onii-sama.”
Takeru: ( O_O’)
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Thanks for the chapter! It always warms my heart to read about Reika getting to relax at Wakaba-chan’s house… I really like that she gets to eat all those nostalgic meals with good company~
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“Smells like cooked mean”
Omg Oniisama! Thank you for the chapter! Not much to add, everyone pretty much summarized my thoughts already, just that I am so happy that Reika is having a peaceful day full of bliss and Oniisama is there for her~ warms my heart
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Thanks
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“It felt like I wasn’t just some guest that they still had reservations against.”
Yes, you already were their house do-,i mean illegitimate daughter!
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Eating together as a family with Wakaba-chan and then given good, wholesome advice from Onii-sama. What a heartwarming chapter.
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I bet she wont be kinder lol, hes to much of a baka that you cant help but want to palm slap him like this!
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Thanks for the chapter.
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IT’S A TRAP!
– Admiral Akbar, on being kinder to Bakaburagi
In other news:
Yes… It progresses nicely… It’s “Wakaba-chan” now!
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I had to look up what TPO means
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Because you missed it when I wrote it at the top…?
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Reading is haaaaaard~!
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Well, I was fortunate enough to binge on this series in time to catch up in time for an update.
Really made the whole experience much more satisfying, and for such a great, relaxing scene, too! I’m grateful for the author and the translator’s hard work in bringing this story to life for us to enjoy.
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Am I the only one who thought of the ‘meet Oniisama’ thing as meeting the family?
Like – Oniisama, this is is my girlfriend Wakaba-chan.
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Did I ever mention that Reika+Wakaba chapters are my favorite chapters in the story? Cuz’ Reika+Wakaba chapters are my favorite chapters in the story!
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They’re mine too. Wakaba and Reika cutest couple.
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Hmm, isn’t Reika building herself a nice harem there? Wakaba, Wakaba’s tsundere brother and Enjou’s deredere brother.
Reika thought she’s the head of Forever Alone Village, but she’s actually ahead of everyone!?
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“Captain! Another new fleet appeared!!! What should we do!”
“It looks friendly… Let them be”
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Look, at this point, the ships do not matter.
I’m like that guy screaming at the two pandas, “Wold you just fuck already?!”
At this point, I don’t care which two pandas.
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Thanks for the chapter!
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Thanks for the chapter!
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Meatbun Delivery~
Thank you for the chapter ( ●w●)
Kanta is slowly conquering Reika-san?!
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Lol, Reika is part of the family, now. Beloved family pet :D
Oh yes, show them your goddess Kali impression! Ooh, they’ll love the heck out of it!
I could see an oni-sama x Wakaba-chan, defintely.
No, Reika, don’t give in. Bakaburagi is utterly contemptible and overbearing! Beat him mercilessly until he learns common sense and becomes a bearable human being. Do it for the human raceee!
Thanks for the chapter.
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