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It took no time at all after that for Mao-chan and Yuuri-kun to make up. By now they were back to their lovey-dovey selves. How envious. I hope she spends her whole life away from the Forever Alone Village.
Thanks to us sharing both a mutual enemy and a mutual problem, the bonds between Mao-chan and I rapidly deepened.
Mao-chan told me, “I’m not going eating with Haruto-niisama anymore!” which was a sentiment that I shared. It wouldn’t be nice to Erika-san after all.
“Besides,” she said, “If Haruto-niisama likes trying restaurants so much then he has Erika-san. She’s his girlfriend after all, so she should go. And then, all we have to do is wait for her to get fat… Ku ku ku ku ku!”
Nooooo! Stop ittt! Stop using your adorable face to laugh like a villaaain! Go back to being the innocent Mao-chaaan!
But right after that her expression turned a little anxious.
“Even if I don’t have Haruto-niisama, you’ll still go out with me, right, Reika-oneesama?”
It was so cute that I hugged her just on instinct. What a cute little sister I have!
Unable to bear her cuteness, I invited her to come over and play during the summer. We were going to have a lot of fun, the two of us. Oh, and Yuuri-kun too, of course.
As for Ichinokura-san, apparently he had received quite a shock from being suddenly hated by his beloved niece. I got a panicked phone call from him.
“Mao-chan is angry at me, and says she won’t come eat with me anymore…”
“Oh my.”
“What should I do, Reika-san? Can’t you talk to her somehow?”
“I apologise, Ichinokura-sama, but Mao-chan is more important to me than you are, so I am on her side in this.”
“Reika-san…”
“You need not worry. Once she calms down a little I am sure she will forgive you. Mao-chan loves you very much, Ichinokura-sama.”
“I hope so… The other day when I met her, she told me that since I was her mother’s brother she would call me Ojisan from now on. It was quite a shock…”
I could hear the emotional damage even over the phone. It must have been rough for a man of only 26 to be called an ojisan. But the punishment for hurting a maiden’s feelings was severe. Ukekekeke!
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Today, Mao-chan told me she wanted to try visiting the salon of the Pivoine proper, so I brought her and Yuuri-kun with me. On the way though, she started to get cold feet.
“Maybe I shouldn’t after all… I wouldn’t want to bother anyone.”
“No need to worry,” I reassured her, “We are all members of the Pivoine, after all. And did you not visit once before?”
“I guess…”
I remembered her coming all the way to the salon to invite me to her birthday party. Nobody had any problems back then either, so there was no need to worry at all.
Sure enough, the adorable couple were welcomed the moment we arrived.
“My! How cute! These two are from the Petite, aren’t they? I am Okishima Fuyuko, the current President of the Pivoine, and I’m very pleased to meet you.”
“Yes! I hope we’ll get along!”
“They really are so cute.”
Since the President was fond of them they could expect smooth sailing at school.
We were entertaining my tiny guests when Enjou and Kaburagi came along. The two of them looked confused about the two kids in the room. Mao-chan on the other hand had lost her cool because the famous Emperor and his friend appeared.
Enjou must have noticed because he put on a kind smile and spoke to her.
“Hello. Might you two be from the Petite Pivoine?”
“Yes!”
“Do you know my brother then? His name is Enjou Yukino.”
“Yes! I talk to him quite a lot in the salon!”
“I see. Thanks for getting along with him. You’ll keep looking after him, won’t you?”
“Yes, I will!”
“So what’s he like in the Petite Pivoine?”
“Ummm…”
Enjou’s charming smile was causing her to flush.
“Huh. Friends of Yukino, then?” asked Kaburagi in a rare show of friendliness.
He tapped her on the shoulder lightly.
“If Yukino causes you any trouble, lemme know,” he said.
By now, Mao-chan had turned as red as beetroot. I was just waiting for the steam to start shooting from her ears.
Yuuri-kun on the other hand looked a little sullen. So cuuuuuute!
Oblivious to his mood, the blushing Mao-chan began telling Enjou all about how Yukino gave it his all at school.
Kaburagi on the other hand did notice.
“You’re jealous?” he asked.
Yuuri-kun looked startled. Kaburagi! Don’t you have any delicacy!?
“Get your act together, man! Are you going to let Shuusuke of all people take her from you!” he joked before mussing Yuuri-kun’s hair.
“That isn’t it at all!”
“In that case tell me all about it. C’mon, let’s hear your love troubles,” he said before dragging Yuuri-kun over to a sofa in the corner.
What the-! Kaburagi! Nobody asked for your indoctrination! And to begin with, Mao-chan likes him back so Yuuri-kun is already in another realm compared to you! You should be asking him for advice! You haven’t made any progress with Wakaba-chan at all, have you! What’s the meaning of that!
Anyhow, I was worried so I tried to listen in on their conversation. Not that I was expecting differently, but Kaburagi was totally useless at romance so it took no time at all for them to start talking about soccer instead. Thank goodness… It would have been terrible if Kaburagi had influenced him badly.
Mao-chan, finally noticing that Yuuri-kun was gone, rushed over to him in a panic. Maybe she was feeling worried.
Kaburagi seemed to find the little couple amusing, and went over to play the Minute Waltz on the piano.
Mao-chan ended up entranced and excited again, and Yuuri-kun ended up pouting──
That day, Kaburagi took every one of Mao-chan’s requests, and pretty much had his own little piano recital. Thanks to that, all the female Pivoine members begged her to come again.
On the way back, Mao-chan placed her hands on her chest and muttered,
“That was so dreamy…”
but for never lying to her, and always being by her side to protect her, I thought Yuuri-kun was a much more wonderful man.
Still though, the power of music was incredible~ Not that I’d ever heard any rumours of Dite being popular.
The next day, Enjou would tell me with a beaten smile that when Yukino-kun heard that we had gone to the Pivoine proper, he ended up sulking a little. I’m sorry, Yukino-kun!
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When I came home, Oniisama suddenly asked me,
“Would you prefer the aquarium or the zoo?”
I had no idea what was going on, but it was summer so I told him the aquarium.
“The damage didn’t seem too bad this time, so maybe just a one day trip…?”
Seriously, what was he muttering about?
Still, did this mean Oniisama was going to take time out of his busy schedule to take me to the aquarium? I’d be so happy if it were true! Oh, I know! I could invite Mao-chan! If the position of Oniisama was taken from him, I could already see Ichinokura-san taking another blow. Ukekekeke.
Lol oni-sama is misunderstood about something lol. Maybe he think Reika is heart broken? Nope, yare-yare my lil’ sister is so cute and weird, she need my shower of love hahaha
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I think he’s aware of the impact of her realizing she’s fat.
But this time she’s found a victim to let out her steam, that’s why onii-sama said the damage is lower this time.
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Oh wow, Ichinokura has reeeeeeeeeallly pissed off Reika with this. Don’t screw with a girl’s diet!
And Oniisama thinks that she fell for an older boy and got rejected again. Hah!
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Her pettiness is hilarious tbh.
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Firsttt
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Really?
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52nd!
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Thx for the chapter o/
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I guess i will never be first again =[

but “A Third is fine too”~~
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I am the only one thinking that Oni-sama is talking about the damage Reika did? (and not the one she received). Maybe she will take her to the Aquarium, with a certain Tanuki~~
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thank for the update
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lovely just lovely
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Onii-sama is so dreamy.
Really knows when and where Reika-sama needs him.
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The why though…
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HOW ONII-SAMA KNOW!?
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When the mighty roar of a wild animal resounded through the Residence of Kisshouin…that is enough cue for our mighty Onii-sama to make long-awaited heroic comeback
We have missed you dearly, Onii-sama!!!!
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Oh right I forgot lol anyway, me too!! Wishing another Onii-sama POV!
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mighty roar LOLOLOLOL
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Lol. Obviously a certain tanuki who was creeping outside Reika’s door complained to the hero. xD
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LOL I forgot that tanuki existence sometime.
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Thanks!
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thank you so much for the update. reading this novel is my stress reliever.
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Thank you very much
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Reika should tell kaburagi that the little kid have a better love life than he does. Maybe that will shock him enough that he would take another self discovery trip. Enjou would search after him and by then our village head queen roccoco can enjoy her day with no worry.
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“Enjou would search after him and by then…”
….they will discover that they meant for each other and then live happily ever after.
Yup, I have a different idea in mind
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Double standards! Double standards, I say! Why, why does no one let Dite play?
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“I apologise, Ichinokura-sama, but Mao-chan is more important to me than you are…” HAH!
And thus, the end to Foodie-niisan is here, with the goddess Kali to send him off and the wonderful Oniisama to pick up any “broken hearts” fufu.
~^-^~ (no worries, there isn’t any this time XD)
Mao is more black-hearted than I expected XDD Good luck, Yuuri! Experience says you need it ;p
And oh no, Mao! Don’t be tricked by Enjou and Bakaburagi! One’s a two-face and the other’s a baka! You two, how dare you corrupt the younger generation with your overbearing pheromones and insensitive uselessness! >{
Thank you for this very satisfying chapter!
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Oniisama had planned the trip ever since Reika saw him reading the travel magazine lol
Oniisama is so dreamy Ukekeke
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Many thanks!
Oh I always get such a laugh. But Enjou and Kaburagi are coming up more often… I wonder why?
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Factually? Because they’re bonding over the little children. Turns out Kaburagi has a soft spot for kids.
But meta-plot wise? I’d be disappointed if they didn’t, since they’re supposed to be the original Reika’s destruction end and are the male lead and supporting lead characters of the Kimidol manga.
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I mean you can resolve the conflict with:
“And Reika graduated, having completely kept Enjou and Kaburagi distant strangers. She avoided the destruction end! As adults, Enjou and Kaburagi were busy running the family businesses. As a lady of leisure, Reika could always find some way to keep them at a polite distance.”
It’s just a really fucking boring ending.
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Don’t forget that was her original goal until the gopher incident in primary school
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Ukekekeke!
That’s how witches laugh, reika…
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Thx for the chapter!💕
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Kaburagi wanted to hear Yuuri-kun’s love trouble. Yuuri-kun have none so they changed topic. Why couldn’t the new topic be about Yuuri-kun’s advice for our great emperor?
So the pivione president had a name. Not that I care…
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My god.
How cruel you are, Reika?
But… Ukekekeke I strangely satisfied with the revenge from them.
Thank for the chapter~
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Reika sama is cruel.
I don’t wanna make an enemy out of her.
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manIn0va, it’s not about Reika-sama being cruel. It’s about Reika-sama having Sakura-chan as a best friend, having Onii-sama, having her Rajin and Fujin (Serika and Kikuno ) and her clique, + Enjou, being doted on by the president of pivoine etc.
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Wow she’s surrounded by some wierd… I mean interesting people right.
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That’s what you deserve ichinokura ojisan. Our oniisan is the best! HOHOHO
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Thanks for the chapter! And poor Reika, it seems that everyone misunderstood that she was interested in Ichinokura. At least she has cute friends to sooth her.
Also, there was a small error in “That day, Kaburagi took every one of Mao-chan’s requests, and pretty much had his own little piano retical.”
There’s a typo on “recital.”
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Oops. Good catch! Changing now!
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Thanks for the chapter. Ukekeke!! Reika-sama became a proper villain.
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Thank you for the chapter!
Uwaaa Reika-sama, your villainous side is showing when you laugh like that.
The cute couple makes their appearances on the pivoine proper. Run Yuuri-kun from Bakaburagi indoctrination.
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In the first paragraph, “I hope she spent her whole life away from the Forever Alone Village.” I’m pretty sure “spent” should be “spends.”
Thank you for the chapter~! It was slightly surprising but nice to see Kaburagi has a soft spot for Yukino.
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Oh! Fixed! Ty!
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lol, the voodoo curse is starting to take its effect. Won’t be long before Oji-san gonna suffer. He will become stress from all these passive attack and eat more to relieve those stress. Though without these two, he will have to drag his GF from time to time. Then the GF will feel like he try to temp her with all those food and get angry. Ukekekeke….
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Lol I feel bad for Foodie-niisan, plus to get his girlfriend fat would make her lose her job… aiyah~ I just can’t side with Mao-chan under this reasoning;;. What to do…what to do…Thanks for the chapter!
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Pfft. One day, I hope Bakaburagi gets to hear about what Reika really thinks of him, uncensored. Cavalry Maniac Napoleon Natural Stalker Cannot Win Against A Primary Schooler? Ukekekeke!
Enjou has a “beaten” smile? Does that mean Yukino-kun reigns supreme in the Enjou household?
Hell hath no fury than a scorned loli. Watch out, Uncle-san!
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more like Onii-sama getting tired by Reika’s antics, being an irrecuperable siscon and totally incapable of doing something that would upset Reika (like eating all the tasteless/overly salty food she make him and say it’s delicious. Or how he endures in silence all the weird noises and yells elementary-school-Reika did when dieting.)
Enjou is nearing Reika’s ideal type more than we thought he did !
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Is Onii-sama a stalker ?
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His cute little sis had been consistently going out to eat with a much older man, even going as far as taiwan. I won’t be surprised he had someone tailing her.
Even enjou called her out on hanging around with older men.
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— Thanks for the chapter~ ^^
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Thank you for the chapter~
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That Chopin piece… the proper name for it (translated from French) is ‘Waltz of the Little Dog’. Somehow got translated into English a long time ago as ‘Minute Waltz’ (with ‘Minute’ as in ‘Little’.) Then misunderstood to be ‘Minute Waltz’ (with ‘Minute’ as in ’60 seconds’.) Since playing it correctly, it is about twice that long, it becomes a running joke for pianists to attempt to play it fast enough to get it done in under a minute.
You can find at least one well-done (and hilarious) example of this on youtube. Look for ‘Minute Waltz in a minute’.
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The proper name is the Minute Waltz because we’re speaking in English.
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Well… Chopin never named it that, some English music publisher did. So it’s probably better to say that’s the ‘Traditional Name’ in English.
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All the other languages have it wrong.
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Ohh our precious Mao-chan has been corrupted 🤧 Urgh, please stay away from her too bakaragi and the snake
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Mao is a cousin twice removed from Enjou. The entire family is black-hearted to the roots.
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Meatbun Delivery~
Thank you for the chapter ( ●w●)
Poor Yuuri-kun..
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Ichinokura suffering the tip of the iceberg of a maiden’s wrath. XD
Thanks for the new chapter!
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Lol its obvious he had heard of her outings with that fat lover scum! but since shes not broken hearted like she was with Tomoe senpai he seems to be prepared for consolation attention time :P hahah seriously how wonderful is he, Mao chan might fall for him, then what will Yuuri do :P
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Don’t worry, even if Mao falls for Oniisama, he only has eyes for our Reika
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Thank you for the latest chapter!
Oh my lord I’m freaking out! Please please pleaseee let reika and yuki no kun spend more time together!!!! I wanna see what’s behind that little mask 😂😂😂😂
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Thanks 4 the chapter!
Ichinokura-san, prepare for Revenge of the Maidens!
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“The next day, Enjou would tell me with a beaten smile that when Yukino-kun heard that we had gone to the Pivoine proper, he ended up sulking a little. I’m sorry, Yukino-kun!”
Is “Pivoine proper” supposed to be Pivoine parlour?
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nope
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Then what does “Pivoine proper” mean?
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there are two pivoines
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http://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/proper
usage note 4
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Pffffft ‘oji-san’ 😂😂😂😂 Reika-sama and Mao-chan so saaaavage ukeke😆 And lololol I was already laughing so bad but then I died at this part “Mao-chan likes him back so Yuuri-kun is already in another realm compared to you! You should be asking him for advice!”
Srsly….I died.
😂 Thanks for the chapter!!
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Now I am sure Yukino not as pure as his face. I mean, Kaburagi of all people told Mao if Yukino give her trouble she should tell him.
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I’m pretty sure Kaburagi has taken the brunt of Yukino’s dark side being the bestfriend and rival for his brother’s attention
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Yeah. They already know each other for a really long time after all.
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Lol. Reika and Mao chan share a common enemy… the foodie uncle lollllll. Mao and yuuri are one of the cutest couples! Awww. That comment about yuuri is just so adorable!!! Hahahhaha and oniisama knows reika too well. Only oniisama understands ukekekeke! Yes pls. Replace mao-chan’s oniisama. Ukekekeke
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I’ve heard of girls and even guys getting kicked to the curb for packing on the pounds. But this is the first time I’ve heard of the brutal reversal, where the chubbies kick the skinny one to the curb, and in stereo, too.
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“Still though, the power of music was incredible~ Not that I’d ever heard any rumours of Dite being popular.”
Ahahaha back at it again with the savageness, Reika-chan.
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Thanks for the chapter!
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who dite?
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Crap….I just remembered the “ukekekekek” that the machine translation read out loud in monotone….it was creepy as fuck….
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thnx for the chapter.
and reika remember karma exist.
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I am pretty sure Onii-sama heard that love/crush #2 have a girlfriend, and wanted to cheer her up XD
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