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Tree doctors (jumokus) in Japan are officially certified arborists who have passed an examination accredited by the Ministry of Agriculture.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanakusa-no-sekku
Seven Herbs of Spring. The custom of eating seven-herb congee on the Festival of Seven Herbs is said to bring longevity and health.
Wakaba-chan happened to have been walking down the hallway and talking with her friends when it happened, which is why it took the President no time at all to spot her.
“Takamichi-san.”
“Yes? Ah!”
The moment she saw who had spoken her expression tightened. The girls who had been with her discreetly moved away.
“Takamichi-san, is enough not yet enough? How much further must you besmirch the name of Zui’ran before you are satisfied?”
“Eh…? Have I done something again…?” timidly asked Wakaba-chan.
The President’s eyes immediately narrowed.
“Done something! Today you rode to school on a bicycle, didn’t you. A student of Zui’ran, riding to school on a bicycle? What on earth were you thinking!”
The bystanders in the hallway began to whisper amongst themselves. Wakaba-chan, you rode to school on a bike…?
“I’m sorry… Umm… There wasn’t anything in the rules forbidding it so I thought it would be okay…”
“Rules!? It’s because nobody at Zui’ran has ever done so that such a rule wasn’t necessary! Shameful! Disgraceful!”
“I’m sorry…”
Wakaba-chan lowered her head in a bow.
By now a number of students were directing unhappy expressions at her.
“A bicycle…?!” frowned my friends from beside me.
“Takamichi-san, this had better not be happening every day.”
“It isn’t! It’s just that today my train was cancelled because of an accident, and then I was worried about being late, so I thought maybe riding a bicycle would… No. I’m really sorry…”
But Wakaba-chan didn’t live very close to school did she. Just how freaking far did she pedal that thing!? Amazing. Oh, I suppose now wasn’t the time to be feeling admiration.
Wakaba-chan was looking really down. The President kept her eyes on her while letting out an affected sigh.
“Takamichi-san. Are you sure you’re attending the right school? If you wanted to ride a bicycle to school then wouldn’t it have been better to attend one of the public schools at your house?”
“I’m really very sorry…”
“At any rate, there will not be a second display of this disgrace. Your actions are becoming too much to bear. You had best be prepared if you bring any further shame upon Zui’ran.”
“I’m really sorry!”
Wakaba-chan continued to bow over and over while the President’s followers chirped comments like “Aren’t you getting full of yourself just because your grades are good?” and “Learn your place already.”
I suppose it was pretty bad for a student at Zui’ran to ride a bike to school, but was all this really necessary…?
“What’s wrong, Takamichi!?”
Attracted by the disturbance, Fellow Stalking Horse rushed onto the scene.
“And what are you supposed to be?” glared the President.
“I’m Mizusaki, a member of the Student Council.”
“I know that, obviously. I’m asking what a Student Council member thinks he’s doing here.”
“Resolving the problems in the school is the duty of the Student Council,” he replied with a severe expression.
Despite the way Stalking Horse towered over her, the President wasn’t cowered in the least and snorted mockingly at him.
“You seem to be feeling quite good about yourself for a lowly Student Council member. Even impudence has its limits!”
“Wha-…!”
“Stop, stop Mizusaki-kun! I was wrong, okay? Please, just stop,” begged Wakaba-chan in a panic.
She was pulling on his arm and quietly trying to stop him. I guess she didn’t want the incident to get any bigger than it already was.
“I’m sorry. From today onwards I won’t do such a thing again. I’m terribly sorry about today,” bowed Wakaba-chan once again.
The President huffed, but decided that it was enough.
“There will not be a second time.”
“…I understand.”
After directing a cold gaze at Wakaba-chan and Fellow Stalking Horse, the President turned on her heel and left. She was walking down the hallway when she spotted me and smiled.
“My! Reika-sama! Gokigen’yoh.”
“Gokigenyoh, Youko-sama.”
Uwah, she found me…
“I know it must be rough being swarmed by all these stray dogs. If anything happens, don’t hesitate to tell us, okay?”
“Goodness, hohoho…”
Stray dogs…?
I could feel my expression cramping. Everyone was looking at us now. My stomach hurt… Stop glaring, Fellow Stalking Horse.
“I hear that we have new tea at the salon today. You must come by.”
“Yes, I look forward to it.”
The President nodded magnanimously at me before heading back to the 3rd year classrooms.
Once they were gone, the people left behind in the hallway went into an uproar about what happened. The students that were particularly proud of being from Zui’ran began scolding her, so Wakaba-chan apologised to them as well.
Fellow Stalking Horse shielded her from them and then asked what happened.
“Actually, I end up biking it to school today…”
“Bike!? Why were you doing that?”
“This morning my train was stopped and it didn’t seem like I’d be able to find another way here on time. I didn’t want to lose the money for perfect attendance so I just…”
“…Couldn’t you have just gotten a late note in that case?”
“Aahh!”
Her whole body slumped. Wakaba-chan, I think the cost for that money is getting a little too high…
Later that day, Wakaba-chan stealthily rode her bike home…
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Ever since incurring the wrath of the President, criticism of Wakaba-chan increased sharply. What was particularly rough was the way some people would pretend that she wasn’t there and badmouthed her.
Was she going to be okay…? She looked happy enough, but she had to be hurting inside…
One day I caught sight of Wakaba-chan heading into the Zui’ran Forest after school.
Zui’ran was well-known for all of the greenery it had. We called the most thickly grown region the Zui’ran Forest. With how thickly the vegetation grew, the centre was dim and dark. Because nobody really wanted to get dirty, pretty much nobody went in there. So why was Wakaba-chan…
I suddenly gasped as the words ‘Sea of Trees Manjuu’ flashed through my head.
It can’t be!
I rushed after Wakaba-chan in panic. Don’t be hasty, Wakaba-chan!
When I caught up with her I spotted Wakaba-chan together with the gardener. The man had a tree doctors certification and worked here exclusively for Zui’ran.
They talked for a bit before the gardener handed Wakaba-chan some sort of bag. Huh?
After talking for a while longer, Wakaba-chan waved goodbye and then went back the way she came with a smile.
I made sure she was gone before approaching the old gardener. Could it be that he talked her down…?
“My apologies for interrupting you at work. That girl from before. What was she doing here?”
“Eh!”
He turned around in surprise.
“Ohh, you scared me. I didn’t think anybody else was here. Are you asking about Wakaba-chan? She was here looking for wild vegetables.”
“…Vegetables?”
“There are a lot of weeds that grow around here, you see, and sometimes she comes looking for them. Taranome angelica shoots, renmai fern, myouga ginger, that sort of thing. ”
“Those grow here!?”
I had no idea! There was food growing here in Zui’ran!?
“Lots of them do. Although nobody really notices since they have no interest I suppose. This is the first time any student has gone looking for them. Last year I caught Wakaba-chan wandering around here with an encyclopaedia of wild herbs. I asked her what she was doing and she told me she was looking for ingredients. She was interesting so I told her where she could find the good stuff.”
“Is that… not a problem?”
“Well they just sort of pop up on their own.
Nobody really planted them there. Picking flowers from the gardens would be one thing, but I don’t think the school would mind these at all.”
“My. I see.”
Thank god Wakaba-chan hadn’t been implicated in thievery.
“Apparently she was here looking for tempura ingredients today. She really wanted the myouga it seems, but it’s a bit early for those. She told me she wanted to spice them eat them with hiyayakko.

In the end I told her to come back in a week. Oh, and she was looking for Jew’s ear as well. Said she wanted to make cellophane noodle salad.”
“…”
…Far from suffering, Wakaba-chan was enjoying every bit of Zui’ran to the fullest.
“Wakaba-chan is growing her own herbs and small vegetables too, so she comes here a lot for advice on growing them. Why, the other day she came here telling me about how she was in a bit of a pickle because her mint had overgrown. Because she didn’t know what to do with it all, she tried making mint tea she told me, and had brought a flask of it along. She really is an interesting girl.”
The gardener laughed.
I wasn’t without worries though. Just because the staff and administration were okay with it, if her haters or the Pivoine heard about this it would probably only fuel the fire. I could already hear rumours about how she was too poor to buy groceries… Not that her family actually was in poverty.
“Umm… Her ingredient searching is all well and good, but if possible could you keep it a secret from any other students who come asking? Some people might have a problem with it…”
“Hm? Really? Well, come to think of it maybe some people would. Then it’s just going to be a secret between us then. I’d feel bad if anything spoilt her fun. Ah, speaking of which, she came here in the middle of winter looking for spring herbs. Later she told me that she ended up making seven-herb congee and now she would be healthy all year. She has refined taste, doesn’t she.”
“Seven-herb congee…?”
Would you really call that refined…? A high school girl who braved the cold of winter to go ingredient-searching at her school, all because she wanted to make fresh seven-herb congee.
Apparently Wakaba-chan’s personality was both more bold and more shameless than I could have ever imagined…
But, well, as long as she was having fun…
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For you, I head out to the fields to pick spring greens while snow falls upon my sleeves──
The last line:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_K%C5%8Dk%C5%8D#Poetry
Thank you for the delicious brain food
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Thanks for hte chapter
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Friend route may be coming soon?
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I kind of hope Reika just quietly looks after Wakaba for a bit
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Thank you. And Reika samma is imagining the food Wakaba must’ve been cooking, I’m sure of it fufufufu. And I want the villainess mode pf Reika samaaa
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Thanks for the new chapter! I hope Reika gets spurred into protecting Wakaba soon.
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Wakaba fighto! Don’t give in, ride your bike!
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Whoa!!!! An unexpected update. Kuuuh. Almost miss it huh. Phew. This past few days I’ve been on fanfic so much I turned into a fanfic trash. (Just going to NU to see my fav. Novels’ updates) and thank goodness it didn’t turn out that big of a commotion. I mean, putting aside stalking 🐴 and his impression of Reika-sama, and lol. Even Reika-sama thinks that wakaba’s herb 🌿 hunting spree is bold and shameless. Sigh, I mean sure as long as she’s having fun but if she really want to avoid trouble she should be more discreet….I think. It wouldn’t be good if The pivione elitist would suddenly received news and be like ” a wild wakaba appeared” scrounging for herbs.
Besides I thought in Japan if some troubles happened with their train, which cause for some people to be late at work and school then they’ll call and give notice to the company and school and Wakaba could just have taken the buss y’know….or I guess she’s too frugal or something.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE UPDATE.
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Yeah, I get the feeling that Wakaba, for all her book smarts, is kind of an airhead. -_-||| XDD
As for the train, maybe no one thought that anyone from such a posh school would ride a train, so it wasn’t called in?
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Reika samaaaa, help Wakaba chan please. Extend your merciful flab arms. Fufufu
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Darnit, Reika, you can’t let them just attack your shipmate like that. You gotta get angry, whip out your fan and proud people in the face with it! Show them why they call you the Goddess Kali behind your back.
Also stop hanging around that chubbychaser- I mean foodie, he is suspicious.
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Thanks for the chapter! Awww… Reika is Wakaba’s secret knight in shining armor! Friendship flag is raised!!
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Will our Reika-san be able to protect her without being discovered by the Elitist?
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My theory, Wakaba-chan is going to get caught in the cross-fire between student council and pivoine first before Reika acts. She is clearly still reticent to have real contact with the Heroine, but her sense of fairness is spurring her on despite her sense of danger.
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Yuri route please
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I came home from work. I found a new chapter of Reika and a craving for tea. So I made some tea.
But I do not sip tea elegantly. Doubtless, when I’m down to the cooled dregs, I will quaff it in one swallow and make a most masculine growl of satisfaction. Delicious.
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I also do not so much sip as slurp noisily.
Such is the way of us commoners.
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How do ojousama sip hot tea? I confess to being baffled. Slurping is the best way to avoid an unpleasant burn.
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Actually, slurping tea is correct etiquette for Japanese tea ceremonies, which is definitely an appropriate pastime for a noble lady from Japan, so I guess you’re less of a commoner than you think ;D
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That Piovine President needs a good smack. Do me a favor, Reika-chan? 😝
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Thank you for the chapter!
Hahaha that Wakaba-chan sure is bold and shameless.
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Is this the moment where another lady becomes a farmer?
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Lol…why are ppl so suspicious of Foodie-niisan? He might have a chubs fetish, but so far, he’s been treating everyone very well lol. Anyway~ Reika should extend her hand to Wakaba. You know, friendly food benefits xD. Thanks for the chapter!
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It’s because every time he’s in a chapter, it involves food and that makes me hungry. Then angry when I don’t have the same delicious looking/sounding meal. Then angrier when I don’t have food too.
(ꐦ ಠ皿ಠ )
And then suspicious that he hasn’t gained a freakin’ pound,-that should NOT be possible and I will be forever suspicious of characters who eat so much and not suffer any side-effects. щ(ಥДಥщ)
But that’s just me ^-^
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He’s one of those skinny, Japanese-style hotties. They don’t get fat.
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it’s not fairrrr😂
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Haha~ good points xD
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Yes. I think he’s just like my parents. They always said that we were skinny eventhough we just found that we get a few kgs again after some occasion of outing with them😂
I think he (Ichinokura-san) probably (since the beginning) already had a thought that being skinny means more prone to get caught by disease.. and that being chubby is healthier..
wondering if the guy actually like to be seen as a fatty than skinny himself?
afterall he just ordered coffee meanwhile all the others ordered some desserts..
hmmm..🤔
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thank for the chapters.
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i feel like we’re on the POV of one of those characters you don’t want to cross or fight(reika-sama) she’s been observing wakaba a whole lot. will reika sama be fed up and use her powers to protect or intervene for wakaba?
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Wakaba is pretty happy go lucky, but it’s good she is not getting down. Thanks for the chapter~
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Thank you very much
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Methinks Wakaba-chan is going to get a secret fairy godmother (with drill hair)~
Reika really likes her literary references huh? Rather than entering the corporate world , she might be happier with the humanities.
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Seems the plot will continue to advance without Reika’s involvement. I just hope this won’t reach her destruction ending. But it does make me wonder whatever happened to Oniisama in the original storyline…
Thanks for the second release! Much love to you (^3^)~smooch
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LOL. Who is the shameless one Reika-chan?
Many thanks Fluffy-sama!
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Could it be that there would be a future scene where Wakaba stood up for an accused-of-bullying Reika???
Then Wakaba would go:
“No! Reika is my friend and my savior! Rather than a princess, Reika is more like a knight-in-shining-armor!”
If Yurie-sama has Aira-sama as knight, when Bakaragi sets Wakaba as his love interest, Reika should be her knight then. Sheep Butler upgraded to Sheep Knight lololol
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Massive spoilers:
https://pastebin.com/gtRvt4uq
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Answering your question:
https://pastebin.com/30t69a6S
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why do I feel like I have read this scenario somewhere and it involved another dense protagonist and the heroine as her worshipper?😜
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Thanks 4 the chapter!
Reika needs a little push to defend Wakaba. Food might do the trick.
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Thx for the chapter o/
And i just said i would be first last chapter… the SHAME!!! xD
well i guess i can clain…
LAST hehehe
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Meatbun Delivery~
Thank you for the chapter ( ●w●)
So wakaba is a granpa in a highschool girl’s body?
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Wow, there’s actually someone who’s more *G̶l̶u̶t̶t̶o̶n̶o̶u̶s̶* resourceful than reika when it comes to food
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Thanks for the chapter!
Waaah! Wild herb picking!? I want to do that too!
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You should then!
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Pfff I may die.. kek…
goes wild herb picking
winds up with a reaaally bad stomachache
Alriiiight time to go find a book or encyclopedia or something with wild herbs… actually, I think I remember trying to memorize an a-z book of edible or useful herbs/plants when I was in 2nd grade… pfff…
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Die? Ridiculous. Look at this guy https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mTHQC2_-ik
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His skin is really red looking in that vid :P
Also… he’s really… an extreme cheapskate… my…
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O.O please tell me that a was prank video….
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http://lavamovies.com/tv-series/extreme-cheapskates/s03e10/
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Thank you for the chapter~
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thnx for the chapter.
and i see that wakaba could be really in sync with reika in food related stuff.
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Looks like Reika-sama will gain anpther foodie friend soon.
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