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https://oniichanyamete.wordpress.com/2016/06/05/reika-sama-068/
Winter came, and I began seriously studying for my entrance exams. I know it doesn’t really matter in an elevator school, but well, may as well.
Once I enter the high school section, the newly arrived External Students will drop my rankings even lower, after all. I have to start studying now to prepare.
And so today, once again, I was studying with my home tutor.
Since Karin-sensei was looking for a job now and quit her role as tutor, the one teaching me was her younger sister, Marin-sensei. Just like Karin-sensei, she’s a student at a national university. These sisters sure are smart~
“At this rate, I think you’ll definitely pass your internal exams.”
“Really?”
“If you continue studying like this until the last day, that is.”
I see~ But if you tell me something like that I’ll get lazy in no time, so please don’t praise me so much.
Procrastination has been engraved in my karma since my previous life.
“Speaking of which, I rarely ever do see your Oniisama, Reika-sama.”
“Yes, now that you mention it.”
Ever since his coming-of-age ceremony, Oniisama has been busy with both school and our family business, so things have been hectic for him. Most of the time he isn’t even back in time for dinner so I can’t just casually ask him to play anymore.
But even though Oniisama is so busy that he can never get home in time for dinner, why is it that Otousama never comes home late? Otousama, aren’t you overworking Oniisama?
*gasp!* Could it be that he found some fraud and has been busy with the cover-up!? That has to be it. Try your best, Oniisama!
I’ll make him a bentou sometime. A hand-made bentou filled with his little sister’s love. I’ll bet he’ll be happy. I’ll use sakura denbu to draw a heart on the rice.

Get ready for a surprise, uu-pft-pft. Bentou drawings should be a good challenge for me.
“Your Oniisama is so dreamy. From all the rumours I hear, I can’t even imagine that he’s younger than my sister!”
“My.”
I had no idea. Marin-sensei was actually the type who loves celebrity gossip?
But Oniisama really is dreamy. When he studies or reads books he puts on his glasses, and always looks really intellectual. As a fan of pretty boys with glasses, it really sends my heart beating.
“Is Oniisama your type, Marin-sensei?”
“Well, it’s a bit hard to say this but Takateru-sama is for viewing and admiration. If I was looking for a boyfriend, I’d go for somebody more normal.”
“Is there somebody like that in mind!?”
“Well, no. But I guess there’s a guy in my grade who’s been going after me~? He’s the opposite of my type though. It’s a bit embarrassing, but I prefer guys more like the vocalists in visual kei bands.”
“Goodness~ So you prefer skinny and fair-skinned guys in leather?”
“Yeah. It’s embarrassing though.”
You say you prefer normal guys, and then go for visual kei singers?
What a surprising side to a studious girl like her.
“By the way, what’s your type, Reika-sama?”
“Eh… Just what, I wonder. Perhaps somebody earnest and kind.”
I’m not sure since I haven’t liked anybody since Tomoe-senpai.
Sometimes I hear Juliet-Kasumi-senpai brag about him though. How nice~ Everyone seems to be so happy.
“The guy who’s been coming after me is earnest too but, he’s kinda… overwhelming.”
“Is he troubling you? In that case, what if you got on a boat with him at Inokashira Park?”
“Hmm, but isn’t that only for couples?”

Really? Sakura-chan was completely enraged though. She was like a real-life Hannya.

Honestly terrifying.
Really, it was just a bit of a joke.
“JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE SAD AND ALONE, DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TEAR OTHERS APART!” she said. Her expression was incredible but, Sakura-chan, you two aren’t actually a couple yet, right? And if you’re really a fated couple, then small tribulations like this are essential. Confidence in your relationship is important, okay?
Forever Alone Village, currently accepting villagers.
*妹*
*妹*
It was still technically an entrance exam, so I decided for a change of pace to visit a shrine and pray to the God of Learning.
I knew that they sold ‘Praying for entrance’ pencils, but I had no idea they even had ‘Victory’ headbands too.
But then on the news you often see reports about kids skipping New Years celebrations and studying frantically with a headband on their foreheads, so maybe these Victory ones are actually pretty standard?
Once you consider Emperor’s abnormal obsession with headbands, maybe there’s just something about them that makes people try harder.
It seemed interesting, so I bought myself one along with the pencil. And then extras for Aoi-chan too. None for Scary Hannya Sakura. She’s a nagging youkai.
Aoi-chan’s been getting more and more ragged by the day. I’m really worried. I wrote “Please let Aoi-chan pass” on my wooden prayer plaque, and prayed hard for her.
But even though people call Tenjin-sama the God of Learning, in life he was actually demoted wasn’t he. Can he really bless us like that?
Or so went my blasphemous thoughts when a bird poop attack came. It came right down in front of me, but just as I thought I was safe I realised it hit my stockings in exchange!!
I’m sorry. I was wrong for doubting you. Please forgive me.
…Vengeful spirits are so scary. Just please don’t drop lightning on me.
*妹*
*妹*
I never told the Nagging Youkai, but the truth is that after the Athletics Carnival, Toriumi-san spoke to me.
Naturally, about Akizawa-kun.
Apparently, she occasionally saw me chatting to Akizawa-kun about Sakura-chan, and ended up with a strange misunderstanding.
“Could you be dating?” she asked.
Noooo wayyyyy~ This girl, Sakura-chan, why does everyone look at things through this weird romance filter?
And it’s weird to say this myself, but good job calling out to me, Toriumi-san. The power of love is amazing, huh.
In respect of her courage, I made sure to clear things up about Akizawa-kun and I, as well as mention,
“Apparently he is going out with his childhood friend.”
“So he is dating…” she said, depressed.
In response, I told her,
“I think there is somebody else even more suitable for you, Toriumi-san.”
I heard from one of Ririna’s underlings, Glasses-chan, that there’s actually a boy who likes her.
When I subtly suggested to Toriumi-san,
“What if you turned your eyes to the club members in your own grade?”
She was shocked.
Ummm~ Judging from the ways her eyes swam, perhaps spring is coming quite soon for a certain boy in the Track and Field Club.
Okay, this time, I think I did pretty good!
Nagging Youkai, I’ve been working pretty hard for you in the background, okay. I, the Village Chief, have a magnanimous heart.
But anyway, that Glasses-chan might look really docile but she actually has quite the gossip. Compared to a fake spy like me, she’s like the real thing.
From funny stories to useful intel, she tells me all sorts of things.
I don’t have many kouhai who look up to me, so Glasses-chan makes me really happy.
I asked her to call me “Reika-senpai” instead of “Reika-sama”.
She also told me that the 1st Year who got beaten up in the cavalry battle started having these weird feelings of rivalry with me. Why?
“People say that Katsuragi-kun is an idiot, so please be careful,” she warned.
I’m surrounded by idiots, aren’t I~ From Kaburagi to Katsuragi. Even their names are similar. Life is hard.
Later on when I walked past that idiot first year, he suddenly declared,
“The likes of you aren’t suitable for Enjou-san!”
The rantings of an idiot are too crazy for me to understand.
Anyway, that sad case first year might have been ambushed by my followers later…
It must be tough being singled out by a group of girls. Maybe it’ll even give him a trauma.
If your hair turns white, you can come talk to me.
Thank you for the chapter!!! The Forever Alone Village made me lol… and send in my villager application…….( •̀ᄇ• ́)ﻭ✧
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I’ve been a productive member of the village for quite some time… in fact longer than I would have wished…
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Kanpai!…Drowns in a sea of soda and cakes.
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I’d like to willingly exile myself from my usual village to this one….
I had an epiphany a few years back that supporting a lover is expensive~ i’d much rather buy rice or ground pork~ they’re good, cheap and are guaranteed to bring you much less stress than a girlfriend or boyfriend.
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Apperantly I was dating a financial vampire. It’s surprising how much money freed up when we broke up. I think I’ll treat myself to a few nice things first, before heading back into a serious relationship.
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If more people join the Forever Alone Village, are you really alone?~~~
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Yes. Couples are strictly forbidden and are chased out of the village and/or lynched.
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Welcome to the village~ Been a resident of the village for quite a while now.
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+1
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So many names… (っ- ‸ – ς)
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>job now and quiet her role
quit? although it wouldn’t surprise me if ‘quiet his/her role’ might be used in some strange poem/lyric
>It is said that, if you ride the boats on Inokashira Park’s pond with a girlfriend, you will surely break up soon.
Back in ch 68:
“How about paddle boating at Inokashira Park? It is quite a standard couple’s spot.”
She deserved that one.
>one along with the pensil.
pencil
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pensil lol. ty. i’ve alrdy changed the quite.
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Does Enjou like her?! Omg… Thank you for the chapter. Great work!
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It’s just shipping nonsense from all the background characters. I mean, he could? Who knows.
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Good time to answer you with a quote from Reika : “why does everyone look at things through this weird romance filter?” XoD !
It would be fun to see her reaction if she read the comment section on this story transation (forget about ulcer, she might even get an apoplexy crisis (don’t know if this popular expression is used as if in english)) ;o)
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Village Chief~~~~!
Are you ftill accepting more villagers?!
I need a home!
***Sobs in the background***
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-fangirls inside, neutral outside- That last section…hehehe…
Thanks for the chapter, Estelion-sama~
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Thanks for the chapter! :D
I tried to think of a pithy comment for this chapter, but couldn’t think of anything… :(
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You made my life a little happier today.
Thank you.
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Is the Forever Alone village taking permanent residency applications?
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as always thank you for the amazing chapter :3
uhh for the reminder chapter too..
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Ooh that reference at Enjou though !
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Its a beautiful stary night, and i feel its just right to be outside touching horses
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I think I need to make an anki deck to keep track of all the nicknames.
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Takes a while….Thanks for the chapter!
Already send my application to Reika-sama…just waiting for her stamp of approval.
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Thanks for the chapter~
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Forever Alone Village, currently accepting villagers
…here here!! Let me join that village😂😂😂 Reika-sama…maybe she has white haired boys fetish kind of thing..? Anyways THANKS for the update. I’ve read the FAQ….and it was soooooo funny😂😂😂😂
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Marin fucking Karin, thanks Mitsuru-senpai.
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First there’s Emperor Bakabu, now it’s mob chara Bakatsu?
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It seems like the boys fears of offending dearest reika sama were not unfounded
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Thanks 4 the chapter!
Did a boy just declared her a rival for Enjou’s heart? I must have misinterpreted it. I’ll reread the chapter.
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Reika Romance Services
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almost there… almost there…
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Thanks for the chapter, one more and it’s high-school time! Re-reading won’t be an issue \o/
Just want to mention: If Karin is not longer the tutor and it’s Marin now, then our MC can’t talk to “Karin” about her brother. ;) You should probably fix those occurrences, heh.
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Oops.
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Thanks for the chapter,
Such a sad setting she assumed, but at least she went for mayor!
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Oh~ i just wake up thinking “i want to read Reika” and there it is~
thanks for the chapter!
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Thanks for the chapter!
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thank for the update
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thanks for the chapter!!
and i will send an application for forever alone village too!! 😁
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Thank you very much
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ha… This is really refreshing, really making me feel alive, btw. I just got home from university, so really tiring, I’m getting sick of reports, teaching, assignments, calculation, accounting, and thesis, ugh…
Reika-sama’s my sunshine, wait, life!! Though this really made me happy after all the tiring work :). I really thought ” Lucky me! Yes!” when I got home and found out that there’s an update, lol.
— Thanks for the chapter~ ^^.
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Hahahaha, Katsuragi knows what’s up. EnjouxReika 5ever.
Thanks for the chapter! :D
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Is there a character sheet I can refer to?
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Thank you!
I wonder how the Calvary battle with kaburagi led to that first year being antagonized by a possible relationship between enjou and reika? (Stupid auto correct keeps wanting reika to be Erika and kaburagi to be “labor ago”. Wtf autocorrect…)
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Hmmm didn’t there used to be some temporary chapters?
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Many thanks!
But, oh my, match maker Reika-chan, working hard. XD How many couples has she set up now? And, in the background of it all, how many has she broken up? Lol
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Forever Alone Village is always receiving applications!
Glad to be a member…
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Hmm .. Keyword is ‘Enjou’ ba ? Huhuhu
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I’m gonna take it as a confirmation of Enjou’s feelings for Reika kkkkk
Thank you for the chapter~
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“why does everyone look at things through this weird romance filter?” bis
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“Forever Alone Village, currently accepting villagers.”
ROFL this line is gold XD
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Ooooooo! Katsuragi shows up with enjou in chapter 32!
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Oooh thank you very much! I want more ships for Reika-sama of which she has no idea of!!! Wooooh!
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I don’t think it’s a ship though….
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The link for this chapter isn’t working, had to get here via http
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Hm?
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Este, what happened to the temporary chapters?
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Removed it, duh.
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Reika sama please count me in!!!!
Onii-sama thank you for translation (^w^)
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Forever alone village here I go!
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Forever Alone Village, currently accepting villagers. <— I laughed so much! Thanks so much for all your hard work ani-ue~~~
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Ah! Forever alone village I live their!
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thanks a lot—!
lol, reika’s mind jumping straight to fraud!
-raises hand- i agree on takateru being dreamy! but! he’s a!he’s the same type as enjou! haraguro—!
i’ll be the merchant trading necessary supplies at the forever alone village, please!
bird poop attack?! ehhh! oh! reika acting like a matchmaker! but woo, look at those connections she has! she has the network, woah!
k-katsuragi?! he’s made his appearance now—!?
lol, oh? you said she’s not suitable for enjou? that means that you know they fit each other pretty well as a possible couple?! that’s just me, i know!
lol, reika knows he’d be singled out, huh? keke! hmph, you deserve it, katsuragi! -rolls up sleeves- i’m keeping an eye on you! but hm…shipping possibility…? -shifty eyes and rolls on-
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Meatbun delivery~
Thank you for the chapter ( ●w●)
BL faction has confronted the forever alone Faction?!
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I am also a part of Reika’s village
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Thanks for translating, but I’m confused. One second she is talking to her tutor about guys and the next her friend about a boat ride. Am I missing part of the story?
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Wait who was the katsuragi guy?
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guy who’s in love with enjou
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Thx for the chapter. Blah blah.
And BTW you forgot to put in the link to the next chapter. (I can’t stop nagging at this as it really throws me of every time this happens)
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Ahhh, yes, another job well done for the Matchmaker Reika xD Perhaps there should be a count of all the couples she’s brought together, haha
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The beginning of Forever Alone Village.
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