The Reincarnated Vampire Wants an Afternoon Nap

The Reincarnated Vampire Wants an
Afternoon Nap

by Chokin’gyomaru（ちょきんぎょ。）
Translations: Kousann
Editing: Karma

A polite and lethargic boy was reincarnated in another world as a vampire bishoujo.

In this world of swords and magic, this protagonist who was reborn replete with all kinds of cheat powers was searching for one thing――!

“Three meals a day, snacks and an afternoon nap, I guess.”

Are you really the protagonist!

And thus begins the fantasy comedy of a vampire looking for the ideal moocher lifestyle…?

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Chapter 1 – I Died in My Sleep

Chapter 2 –  Will Your Order Be the Status Settings?

Chapter 3 –  Re・Verse

Chapter 4 – The Adorable Bandit-San

Chapter 5 – Silver Discovery

Chapter 6 – Port Town Alrescha

Chapter 7 – SHOUDOU

53 thoughts on “The Reincarnated Vampire Wants an Afternoon Nap”

    2. That moment when I realize that you left a comment on the novel that I suggested you take on after you finish DB…..

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      1. ^^And then check Novelupdates after posting that and realize someone picked it up a few months ago and I’m a complete dork

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  15. I also vote continue
    and what’s the picture that appears when I click the picture (now that sounded strange) it’s not the same ???

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        1. Click on the green search button , let it empty and press enter, it will list all the last chapters released and you can find the chapter 3 ,4 and 5

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  19. Why did the other guy stop? He was going to post weekly but stopped because Kotomine said that he/she would do it instead… Can someone teach him/her how many days are in a week, please?

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  21. This looks really very promising…. I want to read, but will I be saddened when I run out? Pleeease continue! What the heck, I’m going to read it anyways… *sighs* why do I torture myself like this?

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  24. OK, this is my new favorite LN (or WN). Pls translate this as fast as you can PLS PLS PLS. I love it. I wish i know Japanese

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  27. Chapter six appears to be labelled chapter seven. Unless that’s actually chapter seven, in which case I applaud you on the mindfuckery, since until I double checked just now, I thought chapter six was unlabelled and seven was translated.

    Unless it is actually that.

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    1. It’s okay! You can learn Japanese along side English. If you put enough effort you may be able to read Japanese by the end of the year! Currently actually, being able to read a decent amount of Japanese by the end of the year is one of my goals for this year. I’m sure if we put enough effort we’ll be rewarded with the『Japanese』skill.

      Also, if I become proficient enough in Japanese I plan on taking this wn up (provided that uni isn’t too busy and the novel isn’t taken) as this was the novel that made me decide to actually start learning Japanese.

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  31. mmmm guys I’m translatin Japanese-spanish, if you want you could use my translation as long as you link back if it´s easier for you,

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  32. @Estelion:
    Ano~ne Oniichan.
    I just simple translate chapter 8, do you think you can editor and upload it ?

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    1. No Hell, Jesus Chest.

      “… Hmm, why?”

      To my surprise, my eyes opened.
      I was wondering if I would die with a blood-sucking impulse, but my consciousness returned in this way seems to be somehow alive.
      Although I’m still thirsty, it is more comfortable than it does before I lose consciousness. It is calmerically calm.
      Did I fall asleep once, did the impulse fit in a bit?

      “Oh, warming bed …”

      Besides, somehow, I am lying on the bed.
      Moreover, it is not a hard bed in a ruin, it’s a soft fluffy bed. Ah, what a soft and warm … … I love bed. It seemed like I was sad. It seems I missed you.

      “Hah … …. I want to marry a person who allow me sleep in this bed in the future, of course, with three meals snacks”
      “Is not it quite innovative future design …?”

      I heard a voice of a woman. Because I could not ignore her, I raise my body from the bed.
      There is not much thing, just a simple room. The Owner of voice is sitting on a wooden chair, away from the bed I was asleep. It was a woman with warm brown hair.

      “Did you notice?”
      “Yes, yes … … Uh … … did you help me, Oddo ai boin-san?” (オッドアイボインさん , help, I only know boin=> boing = large chest)
      “Oddo ai boin!?”
      “Oh, I’m sorry, was Busty Oddo ai better?”
      “That’s not it! I don’t need you to reverse it!”

      Why does everyone complain if I call. Even though I grab properly and call it.
      A big breast in the eyes of two colors. Is this already decided by Oddo ai boin? Since I have not been given a name yet, is it inconvenient for me to have a conversation unless the other party calls me to say “I was called”?

      “Well, I “noticed” you sleep on the street and carried you to this place, and I have a name Felnoto • Lyria, maybe you can call me so …?” (フェルノート・ライリア , Ferunōto rairia , open suggest name)
      “Okay, I am Argento vampear.It’s fine with Arge, Felnoto-san”

      Felnoto-san got up from the chair when she breathed out a big sign as if he was relieved heartily. Distinctive breasts shake a bit in accordance with movement.
      Apparently she seems to be making tea. But ….

      “… …?”

      Something is wrong.
      Felnoto-san’s movements are stable and certain. I understand that the movement of tools for making tea brewed on the table on the side of the chair is quite accustomed.
      Even so, somewhere, something is missing. There was unnatural to feel so, in her movement.
      I continued observing for a while and finally found the identity of discomfort when tea brewed.

      …… This person, she is making tea without looking at her hand.

      Normally, when you do something you see your hand. Even when it is familiar, when people use their hands, they send nature and eyes to their fingertips.
      It is even more if it is possible that you get injured if you fail like tea preparation or cooking.
      Felnoto did not do it. Her neck was not bent, her face turned to the front, and tea was brewed without lowering her eyes.

      “Here, drink it, because it comes with herbal medicine, it’s good for recovering your fitness”

      I looked into her face while she is giving tea and get the reason why her gaze did not move.
      From my side, Felnoto-san’s two colors eyes are purple on the right and gold on the left. In other words, the left eye is purple and the right eye is gold.
      The two eyes, both of which have no light.
      Speaking of anime expressions, there are no highlights. Clearly, neither eye is in focus.

      “… … That eyes, maybe you can’t see?”
      “Yes, a few years ago, fight against a certain demon … at that time”

      I see. She isn’t looking at hand, because the field of vision was not opened in the first place.
      I drank a cup of tea that I received, first of all, I will ask her a question.

      “You can not cure? Magical, medicine.”
      “I tried it myself and I tried asking famous doctors and wizards … … none of them was any help.”
      “Huh … is it so?”

      Magic can not cure, blindness.
      Was it even impossible for me to recover magic?
      I have recover magic with skill points to the limit. I do not know how much she and the famous wizards were good at recovering magic, but my magic should be stronger.

      “Sorry, can you come a little closer?”
      “Oh, yes … ….?”
      “Excuse me ?”

      Felnoto-san moves her face closer to me. She could not see me, so I touched her face (to tell her that she was close enough, I guess) and I try not let out a surprise sound.

      …… Oh, her skin is smooth.

      It is the skin of a woman. I am also right now, but I still feel frustrated. Let’s treat politely.

      “Eto … … Can you close your eyes for a while?”
      “… …. what is this, I wonder?”

      If I suddenly heal her and she suddenly see the light, she may be surprised, so I have her eyelids closed.

      … … It is a nice person.

      She help the strange collapse person with a blind body and now she listen to what I say obediently.
      She was a good person and helped me. Also, it is a bit unpleasant when get helped and leave you in a favor, so I would like to return it with eye treatment.

      …… It will be nice if everything go well.

      Even with a recovery magic in a bit, there are various kinds, such as curing scars, solving curses and poisons, and clean body dirt.
      If it is a simple scratch it can be solved with magic to cure the wound. In other words, her eyes are losing light for other reasons.

      “… … to be able to see”

      It feels fuzzy, but it also has quite a bit of magical power and it also picks up recovery magic to use.
      Recovery magic to counteract the curse …… Is it better to say the spell of magic? I put it on the eyes of Mr. Felnoto.

      “……Huh”
      “how is it?”
      “Huh … Ah, light, light …”

      … … It looks like it was successful.

      Even if you close your eyes, light still comes somehow. To be able to recognize it means that her vision has returned.

      “Calm down, please open your eyes slowly”
      “Oh, yes … ….”

      Felnoto-san feels afraid to open eyes.
      Her Odd Eye that appeared again in my sight was not a dark shade like the one just before.
      Recognizing the light, recognizing me, the pupil is swaying. It sounds good, it seems healed properly. After all it seems that the curse was the cause.

      “I can see … … I can see it …!”
      “seems that way”
      “I could not see it for years, I was giving up … Thank you … Thank you, Arge!”
      “No, I must thank you for helping me before.”

      If I don’t return your favor you, it becomes matter of concern, I can not take a nap with confidence. I am a lazy person, but I’m a type I’d like to do thing properly.
      Felnoto-san grips my hand with a touched feeling. It is a little painful. I guess it is still nice.
      I do not know how many years She have not seen in detail, but it seems that She had lost the light for quite a long time to see how that tea was brewed. I can imagine something that she have been through a lot of hardships.

      “There is no way to thank you simple like this … … Such a thing, if I can do this, I will have to do it! Something, something !? I will do anything!”
      ” Kya n ~tsu!? ” (I can’t choose a cute english word for a loli when she is surprised)

      I was surprised a little because it was pressed by a tremendous force. It will be shaped like being pushed down as it is.
      My (?) beloved bed take me kindly from behind so it doesn’t hurt, but this appearance may be a bit bad. The eyes of the other party’s color difference are serious, but they overlook this.
      If a third party sees it, there is a situation that apparently is likely to create a misunderstanding. Probably this state only seems to be “being pressed” in a different meaning.

      As earlier reasons, my blood sucking impulse has been settled for so far, although blood thirsty is still not avoidable with just drinking tea. If you get too close, you will make me want to bite.
      As I saw her slim neck, I feel like she is really tasty, I am a dangerous person now.

      “Oh, are you calm down yet?”
      “Oh … oh, sorry!”

      I pushed Felnoto-san’s shoulder lightly and got away without hurting.

      …… Even so, I’m surprised for me to use a girl voice.

      I said “Kya n”. Since the body is a girl, it is not wrong as a reaction, but it feels a bit unnatural in a mood.
      It is a bit different from what I feel bad …… It’s kind of embarrassment, it’s like itching, it’s such a feeling.

      “I’m sorry, but, I do not mind if I do something, which is too big for reward”

      As for me, I am planning to give back enough.
      As it was, if I fell down the alley as it was, it probably would have been dead and I got even a warm bed to sleep.
      Because She had saved my life, I should return a thank you for curing her sight.
      However, it seems that Mr. Felnote is not convinced. Although I left away as I asked, my gaze remained serious without changing.
      As it is later, It is not clear. Or rather, as for me, I want to take a nap with a beautiful futon sooner and it get harder to sleep when I have a serious face in front of me.

      … … Well, would you please ask for it?

      It is true that there are things being bothered. If it does not solve quickly, there is also the possibility that this time when the next big impulse comes out, I will die.
      I have not heard that the vampire is such a disadvantaged race so far, Loli-gramp. Next time we meet, please take responsibility and nourish my life forever.

      “… … Can I please say something funny?”
      “Yes, whatever you say”
      “Could you give me drink of blood from you? Because I want to have as much as a small dish”.

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    2. Chapter 9:

      What I really wanted

      “I understood,”
      “Fu~e?”

      I did not have time to stop.
      Mr. Felnoto-san use the short dagger from her bosom while replying briefly and her wrist without hesitation.
      Stagnation, accurate movement. As if brewing tea, self-injuries with casual movement.
      She pour her own blood into the empty tea cup as it is – as a reserve. While I was being shocked, blood came in and out of the cup more and more –

      “- No no no, what are you doing, lady”
      “Well, Arge wants to drink blood …”
      “I said I want to drink, but that is a bit excessive.”

      To have a dagger is not worth surprising.
      It is a different world where thieves are wandering like usual, and there are some demons that blind the opponent. I am a vampire. In such a world, it would be natural for everyone to bring something for self-defense.
      However, without any doubt or hesitation, it is not natural to cut your wrist.
      Blood is important for living things. Speaking of adult men, if you lose about 2 liters of blood you will die. She is a woman, so there are less lethal amounts.
      Besides, blood is not a thing to drink. It would be something to use for blood transfusion if it is tougher.
      Losing blood is dangerous and drinking blood is obviously a strange person. On the contrary it would be normal to have a disgusting feeling.

      “Here, please take out your hands. Oh.. no… so deep …… Because you are a girl, please treasure yourself more. Painful painful go away”

      I was plan that I got her to cut the tip of the finger lightly and gave me the drops. I feel sorry this time next time I will tell her properly.
      Restore with magic to chant and close the wound. Because it has a high skill level, it is a high recovery magic that also has the effect of increasing the function of the body to produce blood. I will not leave a single scar, don’t let me down.
      Of course, I did not do a good-looking chant or give a name. Because it is troublesome.
      Felnoto-san gazed at the part where I cured his injury for a while, appearing somewhat relaxed.

      “Really amazing … … Oh, this, my blood”
      “… ….”

      There was quite a lot of blood in the cup that I received. Yeah, I can not see it anyhow.
      As expected she would not die if she lost a cup of … …blood.

      …… Well, it’s unnecessary.

      There are more quantities than I thought, but what I originally said is what I asked for. It would be strange to refrain now.
      It feels like iron specific to iron, which I feel from the cup. But it feels so sweet and abnormally thirsty.
      Impulse that has been deceiving until now. It is evidence that it swirls as soon as it is waiting, and the hold down does not work.

      “Hmm……”

      The act of drinking blood of people.
      Even though it is not normal at all, it goes naturally. It’s common sense for vampires, because my body was waiting for this.
      The blood contained in the mouth is sweet, and a much more intense scent runs through from the nose to the brain than when it was sniffing.
      Still warmth of body temperature … liquid remains in throat and falls in the stomach. In the back of my stomach, from the inside of the body I felt that the warmth appeared to the whole body, the skin was agitated.

      …… Ya, this may become a habit … ….

      It is delicious way better than ripened dried meat and fresh fish sashimi.
      Not only the body, it is filled to the heart. It seems that my brain will get burnt with happiness. Nature, my breath becomes feverish.

      “Huh … … huh … oh ……”

      Drink up to the last drop and lick the blood on the lips. After all, it is sweet.
      My thirst is gone like a lie and my mood is refreshing. Now I can sleep for a few days on end. There is a bed, if you can, I would like to do so now.

      “Fuu ……”

      At the same time as I felt calm, the ability of Blood Reading was activated. Apparently it seems when I drank blood, I read Felnoto-san’s information without permission.
      Blood reading at the highest skill level reads the other’s thoughts and even the past. Indeed I thought that was so rude, so I decided to consciously cut the reading when I got information on her status.
      Activation is automatic, but I do appreciate that it is up to you to adjust how far you will reveal at my discretion. It will not be an invasion of privacy, because I’m not interested in the other ‘s past in the first place.
      I can not help it because I have already seen the status. By the way, her status is like this.

      Name: Felnoto • Lyria
      Race: Human
      Body Ability: Balance

      Learning skill swordplay 6
      St. Magical 6
      Magic Sword 3
      Recovery magic 4
      Tool appraisal 3
      Dark attribute tolerance 3
      St. attribute tolerance 2

      …… I feel like a magical swordsman that can use recover.
      The number next to the skill name is the skill level and the maximum is 10. I mean that it’s possible to reach level 10.
      Even level 10 is the maximum but reach swordsmanship skill 6 is said to be rare, it seems that it is a long-term training, but the movement to handle dagger is very familiar, so she may think that it is sufficient hand skill.
      While thinking about such things, I return the cup to her.

      “It was a feast”
      “Well, I will give you -”
      “- Please stop weapons because it is already enough”

      You told me a feast?
      Felnoto-san, who puts the cutting edge of a dagger on her wrist with an amazingly good smile, stopped it before it was too late.

      … What kind of disappointing face do you have? It was pretty bad, now.

      “Yeah … that, Arge”
      “what do you want?”
      “Who is Arge? I have never heard of a magician who is good at recovering magic so far …. I could not cure my eyes even for the country’s top magician …”
      “… … It’s just a vampire just passing by.”
      “Cure, vampire?”
      “Yeah, it is a vampire, is it rare?”
      “… … Because it is a race with few individuals, it is rare, but … …. Um, the sun still high, are you alright?”
      “I’d rather like sunbath, because there are level 10 to withstand sunshine.”
      “10 ugh!”

      Oh, it is surprising after all.
      Of course. Felnoto-san ‘s blindness could not be cured even by the country’ s best wizard. The fact that I was able to cure it means that the wizard of the country ‘s top magician did not have the skill level of recovery magic at 10. It is quite amazing that the skill level is the maximum.

      “so, walking under the sun and was a vampire … … Such a kind of existence that appears in the legend …! Is it? ”
      “Ha ha … … but you know, I am real now, If I’m not a vampire, I won’t need to drink blood, right ?”
      “Although it is certainly not customary to drink blood only for vampires or some demons, but … well, there is no recovery magic !?”
      “Yes, that’s level 10, is not it?”

      Felnoto-san expresses that she saw the unbelievable thing.
      In fact there are quite a few other skills at level 10, but it seems better to stay silent. Even if I speak, I will make her more confuse (headache).

      “You, who really are you …?”
      “It is Argento vampear, good night now”
      “Huh? Well, a bit Arge !?”

      She is a tough person. I can hear something, but I am already tired today so let’s continue tomorrow.
      Ignoring Felnoto-san who cried out at the ear for a while, I crawled into a fluffy bed for the first time in a week.

      …… Huh, all the time

      I ate delicious sashimi and drank delicious blood. It is impossible not to take a nap with this.
      I finally got what I was really looking for, I was literally dreaming and headed for dreams.

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  33. Hi translator-san, can I ask you for permission to have this novel translated to my language (Vietnamese for exact)? I would love to hear your reply :)

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