Kenkyo Kenjitsu

Reika-sama – 109

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I bought a handmade bentou from a bentou store. It then sat around for two days in the warmth of my room.
I took the lid off and looked at the contents. The carrot was a bit sticky. …This might really work.
Saying my prayers, I plopped it into my mouth and chewed. …Urgh. The texture was horrible so I skipped the chewing and just swallowed.

Why had things come to this… It was disgusting. So disgusting that I wanted to hurl. Was it really necessary to go this far…?
Despite my misgivings I continued to eat the spoilt vegetables. The mixed fried rice was weirdly sticky too. This was actually so dreadful. Even the smell was off already.
But a real woman was fearless! I stuffed my cheeks with the rice!

“!!!!!”

It was like the cells in my body were rejecting it! Enemy attack! Enemy attack! Everyone, positions!
A chemical stench and bitterness filled my mouth. I quickly spit it out but my gag reflex had already been flipped.
Even compared to the boiled vegetables, the destructive power of this ” fried rice” was something else. It was on the level of biological hazards. The inside of my mouth was still a mess. It was so bitter that I cried. And then another wave of nausea hit me.
I ran to the bathroom and threw up. There was red mixed in it.

Blood! I threw up blood! Threw up blood! I was going to die!
Lord, Lord in Heaven, I’m sorry. I won’t do anything stupid like eating rotten food again. I swear I’ll obediently go to the flower viewing, so please save me. Save me from this nausea. Saaave meee…
How did it turn into something like this. It was the first time in my life that I had ever thrown up blood. What if I really died…!
I had another look through my teary gaze and I shivered.
It was some capsicum──

“…”

I threw up again.
Thank goodness it hadn’t been blood… My stomach still felt like crap though.
I tottered out of the bathroom, and the maid looked at me in worry.

“Some stomach medicine and a hot bath please…”

Since the rotten food was still sitting in my room I asked to make sure nobody went inside. No matter how bad I felt, I had to dispose of that myself.
After taking the medicine I retreated to my room and hid the bentou in a garbage bag. Tomorrow I would secretly throw it away.

I spared one more glance at the fried rice and nodded grimly. Spoilt meat was not something to take lightly…

*

I was ill for a while. My family called over our doctor but I obviously couldn’t tell him the truth.

“I have been feeling unwell recently. In the end I was ill.”

He diagnosed me with a possible stomach flu. Nope, I just deliberately gave myself stomach poisoning.

Thanks to the medicine and some good sleep, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling a little better. I was still a little dizzy, so maybe some food would help.
I left my room for the kitchen when Oniisama came out of his room.

“What’s wrong, Reika? How are you feeling?”

“Oniisama? I am fine now. I thought it would be better to have something to eat, so I was on my way to the kitchen.”

“Food? Do we have anything for the ill?”

“If there is not then I will just make some myself.”

“…I’ll make the food.”

I wanted to refuse since I didn’t want to bother him this late at night, but Oniisama insisted. ‘You’re sick,’ he said.

Oniisama was so kind. Sorry for being an idiot sister who ate rotten food on purpose. I did as he said and got back in bed to wait for him.
I wonder what he was making.

What be brought me was simple congee. There was dried plum in it.
I took a bite. Yummy! This perfect level of saltiness! Aahh, the gentle sustenance spread inside me…

“I thought about putting spring onion in, but until you’re a little better I think just salt and dried plum is better.”

“It is delicious, Oniisama.”

I’d never even seen him cook but of course he was good at this too. Better than me, I think. I decided to try and make my own tomorrow. Was it good enough to just boil rice in some water? After that you just added salt, right?

“Everyone’s worried about you, Reika. I’m glad you’re feeling better.”

“…Yes.”

I was reflecting on it… I was still hungry though so I went for seconds. It was just salted congee so why was it so good.
In the end I finished all of it. It really was delicious.
Oniisama took care of the dishes. I felt bad about it but went back to sleep.
Aahh, so satisfied.

*

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I’d hoped I could skip the flower viewing party but they found out that I was healthy again. And I suppose I had sworn to God. Whatever. At least I didn’t have to wear the furisode, having just been ill and all. Instead, I was going with a ribboned flared dress in champagne gold.
Okaasama had preferred a dress in sakura pink, but I could already imagine hordes of people in that colour. I did at least paint my nails that colour, and I had a hair ornament with a sakura-motif too.

The flower viewing party was being hosted at the same hotel where I had the fasting course. It really did have a wonderful garden.
Since Oniisama was busy he wasn’t coming today. How nice. If only I had a job.

The hall where the lighting complemented the sakura the best had been chosen to host the event. Specifically, there was a venerable weeping sakura tree of over fifty years old. It was so venerable that it frightened me.

Weeping Cherry Blossom

Besides that there were a few standard yoshino cherry blossoms in full-bloom too. Gorgeous as you’d expect from a Kaburagi flower viewing party.

People were sipping wine and the like, while taking in the view. Some were drinking amazake too. I liked that stuff.
I was still a minor though, so I helped myself to a non-alcoholic cocktail. It was bubbly and pink, and there was a sakura petal in it. Pretty.
I gave it a sip, but the taste was hard to describe.
There were a lot of odd products that came from using flowers in food. Rose jam. Lavender ice cream. Actually, my first time having rose jam gave me quite a shock. I had tried it out because I thought it fit me as a Rococo, but it had quite the punch to it. The candied violets I had tried were the same.
I think maybe using flowers in food was less for the taste and more for the pretension.

Anyhow, I was wearing my well-practised smile as I greeted the other guests with my parents while I looked for anybody I knew. I hoped Sarara-sama would be here today~
A lot of younger guests had gathered around Kaburagi and Enjou. Some were even Pivoine members.
I told my parents I was going to look at the flowers and excused myself. I guess I wasn’t all better if a crowd was making me this dizzy.

I looked around for somewhere to rest and found a seat where the sakura were still visible. With a new drink in hand, I took a seat. Somehow I wasn’t feeling very hungry. Maybe I was nervous. My stomach felt weird.

“Why, if it isn’t Reika-san.”

Standing in front of me was Maihama-san in a sakura-pink dress. Heh. Simpleton. This place was filled with people wearing the same thing.

“Gokigen’yoh, Maihama-san.”

“You look awfully lonely sitting over here by yourself, Reika-san,” she smiled.

She didn’t seem at all concerned for me. Geez, this girl was awfully intent on seeing me as a rival~

“I was simply resting.”

“Hmmmm~”

Her expression was nasty. She was probably plotting something. Now what was I going to do about it?
With good timing, Kaburagi had broken out of his ring of followers and was headed our way.

“Look, Maihama-san. Kaburagi-sama is coming.”

“Eh!? Goodness, Masaya-sama!”

She rushed over towards him. He glanced at her once before he grunted in an incredible show of dismissal.
Oho…?

“Masaya-sama, thank you very much for inviting me today. I’m so happy that you called me here!”

“Thank my parents. I’m not the one who invited you.”

Despite his curtness, Maihama-san didn’t seem discouraged at all. Instead she grasped his arm.

“Masaya-sama, I hope you’ll invite me to your home again. Your Okaasama said I was always welcome.”

“If you wanna meet my mother then go ahead. It’s none of my business,” he said, slipping out of her hold.

Maihama-san tried reaching for him again. Wow…

“You came too, Kisshouin?” he asked after discovering me behind Maihama-san. It would have been fine if he hadn’t…

I suppose I had to at least greet him though. I stood up with some effort.

“Thank you very much for inviting me this evening.”

“Yeah.”

Maihama-san seemed sullen that he spoke to me.

“Masaya-sama, even though you went out of your way to invite her, Reika-san doesn’t seem to be having much fun, does she.”

An eyebrow rose on Kaburagi’s face. Maihama-san seemed to take this as a sign of victory because she shot me a smug smirk. Your evil small fry is showing.
Not that I had any interest in competing for Kaburagi’s affections, but if rumours spread about me backing down, my reputation was going to drop. Ah well.

“Speaking of which, Maihama-san, I heard that you received a wonderful present for White Day.”

“Eh-” she flinched.

So Sakura-chan was right.

“The mystery man is all anybody is talking about at Yurinomiya. How nice. Just who was it? Please do tell.”

“That’s…”

Her eyes swam. What are you going to do? I still have one other tidbit. Shall I share it with Kaburagi here?
While the two of us negotiated with our eyes, Kaburagi suddenly spoke up.

“Speaking of White Day, that marshmallow was good stuff. I suppose those were time-limited, huh.”

“Huh? Marshmallow?” asked Maihama-san.

Geh. Why did he have to speak up now?

Her gaze turned suspicious.

“Masaya-sama, what do you mean by marshmallow?”

His mouth opened and said something else unnecessary.

“I got a peach-flavoured marshmallow from Kisshouin on White Day.”

“From Reika-san!?” she exclaimed as her head snapped my way.

She was really glaring now. Almost like she was accusing me of stealing a march on her. That had just been for exorcism though.

“Masaya-sama didn’t give you a White Day present so you give him a marshmallow yourself? That sounds like a pushy hint to me.”

Guess she really didn’t get anything from him.

“Hint? To begin with I never gave him any chocolat. The marshmallow was just sharing a treat.”

“You’re lying! What do you mean you never gave him chocolate!”

“It is the truth. Is that not so, Kaburagi-sama?” I urged him.

“I don’t remember who I get chocolat from,” he said, off-handedly hurting her deeper. “But since I gave you that poem anthology I guess the marshmallow counts as your thanks.”

And so he casually dropped a bombshell.

“Poem anthology!?”

The jealousy and shock were mixing into something incredible on her face. C’mon, stop glaring.
Spotting Enjou again in the crowd, Kaburagi said ‘Cya’ and left us behind.

The atmosphere was tense and dangerous. Mostly from her side.

“Explain.”

“Explain what?”

“Explain what Masaya-sama meant by giving you a poem anthology!”

“Who knows. Perhaps he did it on a whim.”

Her glare was getting more and more intense.

“If you want to know so badly, how about transferring to Zui’ran? Well, supposing you pass our exams of course.”

“What was that?”

I noticed Sarara in the distance.

“My! I seem to have found my friend, so please do excuse me. Oh, and the rumours in Yurinomiya are terribly interesting. Assuming that they are true of course.”

“…!”

And so I left her behind and began walking towards Sarara-sama.
I had my folding fan in my bag but I was hardly going to use it on small fry.
Oh, but damn. If she wanted the anthology that badly then I should have brought it with me to give to her. Thanks to my food poisoning I had forgotten all about it.

I stopped and walked back to Maihama-san.

“If you want it that badly, shall I gift it to you? The poem anthology from Kaburagi-sama.”

Her face flushed deep red. Goodness, high blood pressure at this age? You should take more care of yourself.

“I don’t need it!”

Maihama-san gave me one last glare before storming off.

Really, these people who can’t accept others’ good will. Hohoho.

Incidentally this is what I translated this whole chapter to.

It’s actually a really interesting fit. Try it?

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95 thoughts on “Reika-sama – 109”

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      1. Yeah, but cause I begged Este to tag me the link. And when I did pressed the link it was loading like a turtle. So I panicked, you never know someone out there might be refreshing their page every chance they’ve got while waiting for a Reika-sama update (•̀ ω•́ᕗ)

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        1. You were still 15 mins ahead of second place… I guess all of us are somewhat like Reika-sama: being part of the f5 army sounds so troublesome…

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  4. I love rose jam though. Candied violets sprinkled on chocolate cake is delicious too.

    Even with a chapter describing throwing up rotten food, I still end up hungry. As expected of Reika-sama.

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    1. Sakura baumkuchen. Sakura Kit-Kat.
      Hmm? Maybe my taste *is* pretentious?

      Maihama-san sure is small fry huh. For even a coward like Reika to have no fear…
      Unexpectedly, I’m feeling some sympathy.

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        1. Yeah, most flower products I’ve tried were really more noteworthy for the looks rather than the taste. Or maybe it’s just a acquired taste? Either way, it wasn’t really for me “^^”

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        2. Yeah, flower products is definitely a hit-or-miss (I’ve tried a Sakura mochi-thingy that was just plain disgusting).
          But when it does hit, mmmm!

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          1. I think what is probably happening is a phenomenon I heard discussed by chefs on some cooking show. Someone creates an unusual combination that is a fantastic hit. Other places, wanting in on the fad action to make sure they are edgy or trendy or whatever, make up their own versions, trying to cash in, but most don’t know what they are doing and ultimately fail (but possibly without noticing they failed). End result, something like 10% super awesome food like lavender ice cream, or vanilla cream lobster or something, and 90% disgusting hot messes.

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    2. Rose foods actually *are* my favourite. The tea especially.

      Sakura products less so. I like the taste, but a lot of sakura-themed products are either tasteless or clearly artificial. I still tried it whenever I saw it in Japan though.

      Chrysanthemum tea is a staple too. On the other hand lavender tea is disgusting.

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      2. I’ve always think Sakura flavor taste like bubble gums, no matter what form the actual product is or what brand it is.

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  9. Bahaha that Maihama chick.. lol.. vicious Reika you certainly know how to use salt :P you poured so much on her shes well and truly Salty :P feel the burn you small fry, be thankful you didnt get the fan slap from Goddess Kali

    Get the hell away from Reika Bakaburagi! she nearly killed herself to avoid being at that party!

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    1. true one can say that girl was desperate, asking herself what can she do to avoid him and his family, she has a severe psychological trauma.

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      1. She almost harmed herself from self-inflicted injury (a.k.a food poisoning) which would have caused her to be bedridden (or worse die)… The desperation Reika had… plus the stress and overstrategizing… Bakaburagi, stop making her life worse~~~

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  10. Ahh that was wonderful. Reika-sama banzai. Didn’t even need to pull out the fan. And nice follow-up from Kaburagi.

    Thanks for the chapter!!

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  12. Victim: Kisshouin Reika, aka HairDrills
    Suffered Food Poisoning, and a terrible case of stomach ache.
    Culprit: Kisshouin Reika, aka Reika-the idiot
    Weapon: rotten bentou
    Accesory: Kaburagi’s invitation.

    . 😂😂😂😂 wth…I srsly can’t believe Reika-sama went for the whole food poisoning plan of hers. Srsly. It’s funny af. Sure, she did got sick but she still had to attend the ohanami…soooo….Reika-sama shouldn’t really have gotten herself in that situation. Plus, for her to dispose of rotten 🍱 was so funny.

    And Maihama, Doooooooown, she was crushed and burned by Reika-sama soooo bad, 😂 Yep, she slayed her with a nice finishing touch of the anthology of poems. I also just realized this but I like how Bakaburagi calls her “Kisshouin” now and the way he just said to Maihama how he wasn’t invited but when it came to Reika-sama it was like, “yeah sure”

    See, the difference btw a fellow party member and a faker? 😋 Wonder what’s gonna happen next with the ohanami, Enjou, the hara-guro has yet to make his appearance but I just know he’s smiling with the most kirakira smile he has, while watching what just happened.

    BTW…I just love how her oniisama went “I’ll cook for her cause she just might poison herself,” 😂😂😂😂

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  15. I wake up every morning, reaching for my phone – looking if there are any new updates on Reika-sama… Every chance I get, I’ll hit refresh hoping it would come… Ahhh… It seems I’m living for Reika-sama now…

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  16. thnx for the chapter

    and really por reika, didnt she puke blood because she was really stressed?
    and lol really the social gatherings of this world are like rpg combats, from the encounters to battles, to the new challengers and to the rewards (in this case is reputation).

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  20. Was someone around them when they were talking ? Because if it leaked that Masaya gave her a poem book and Reika gave him a gift on white day: the school is going to loose it’s collective shit. Ho ho ho.

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    1. Eh. They all sort of ship them already… I feel like Enjou-sama would laugh himself too death watching Reika-sama fend off the rumors, though.

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  21. How could I forget? Of course Reika-sama could be so bitingly vicious if she wants too XD. Just ask the tanuki and the bird brain

    It’s just most of the time she’s too lazy, soft-hearted and cowardly to bother lol. What a shame the ultimate folding fan failed to make an appearance this time….but she’s right lol too small-fry to be worth it.

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  24. So much for idiots not getting sick… Reika, that was really dangerous 0.o

    That Maihama needs to get a grip on reality! >[ Get her, Reika! (but does that mean she’s going to try for Suiran?)

    Thanks for the translation and the correct use of the word, “complement” ^-^

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  25. God, she actually went throught the rotten food thing.

    Reika gets up in the middle of the night and Oniisama appears the moment she leaves her room. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    Maihama is constantly self destructing. Reika is helping her along but she hardly needs to.

    Kaburagi admits that he was the one who invited her. Tch.

    Why is Kaburagi messing with Maihama? Perhaps he is trying to drive her off? I feel like it just makes things force.

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  27. Gosh Reika.. that dedication to eat rotten food… I’d rather brace to the party. See? You can handle such small wimps easily. The trouble of that Baka’s parents is scarier.
    Thank you for the new chapter!

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  28. Onii-sama doesn’t let Reika cook and poison herself. So caring.
    And Maihama is not even worthy of the folding fan XDXDXD

    Thanks for the chapter

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  35. She shouldn’t eat rotten food. What she should do is overeat milk, cheese, and other dairy product to induce diarrhea, even if a small one, and shut herself in the toilet the night before the flower viewing day. Actually, just pretend to have diarrhea would be fine too.

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  36. This was savage!!
    “Speaking of which, Maihama-san, I heard that you received a wonderful present for White Day.”

    “Eh-” she flinched.

    So Sakura-chan was right.

    “The mystery man is all anybody is talking about at Yurinomiya. How nice. Just who was it? Please do tell.”

    Thanks for the chapter!

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  38. Seeing Reika talk back is always a treat, but the highlight of this chapter is Kaburagi’s completely apathetic, off-hand wrecking. Usually it’s not this pin-point for him and Reika gets hit by collateral damage/annoyance.

    But you just know there’s still going to be consequences for this. Likely by the name of Enjou in he next few chapters. xD

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  42. Waaaaaaah, thanks for the chapter!

    Ahahaha… Reika… the lengths you’ll go… how scary… spoiled food… uwaaaah…

    Also… trouble incoming. Will she have to bring out the fan~?

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  44. Reika is badass in this chapter! Woohoo!!!! That kaburagi really can’t get a good hint😅

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  45. I really like how much character development is put into one chapter. Erika doesn’t allude too it directly, but letting the Tsuruhana problem fester informed Erika to slap down the upstart Maihama. After all, the author brings up the fan.

    Plus, Bakaragi fanning the fires between the girls is like water off of Reika’s back. She now treats it as inevitable as a downpour or groundshake.

    On the other hand she is still Reika who is now pathologically afraid of Kaburagi that she poisoned herself with chahan. Truly a full and enjoyable chapter.

    Thanks for bringing it us, Este.

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      1. ….i don’t know what am I listening-
        The relationship the color of kneesocks whether its white or black, n how that relate the heart doki doki and keep repeating-😂😂

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  54. I’m totally baffled why she dove into stale food like that. >_< No matter how much you want to eat a tasty bento. It's not going to be any good after 2 days sitting in your room.
    Thanks for the new chapter!

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  56. Interesting how the ojou-sama appearance is so important to Reika-sama that she will fight Maihama-sama over Kaburagi, even though she doesn’t want to be near him enough to eat food almost as bad as the one she makes.
    BTW Inb4 someone found the rotten bento and thought she made it.

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  60. Oh boy. Reika’s blend of spite and benevolence in a single action. Its no wonder some people see her as something of a villain :p

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