Hello, I’m the new guy. I’m super lazy and was supposed to have this done last week.
I Died In My Sleep
“… It’s a white room.”
When I awoke this morning, I found myself in a stark white room.
Really, it’s so white that it’s impossible to tell where the walls and ceiling are.
Whether it’s a narrow space or a wide space is also vague. Just looking at it is unsettling.
“So you have finally awoken, new reincarnator.”
“Haa… Good morning.”
“… You give a lighthearted response.”
No, I just woke up badly. My head isn’t working just yet.
For now, I’ll just ask this disembodied voice some questions.
“Where am I?”
“This is the reincarnation room. Here you pick where you will be reincarnated and what race you shall be reincarnated as.”
This person’s voice sounds like a little girl, but speaks like an old man.
“… So I died, Loligramps-san.”
“Sadly, yes… wait, Loligramps!?”
“Yes. Loligramps-san.”
“You… how rude.”
“Sorry, is Grandpa Loli better?”
“That is not the problem! The ordering of words and what I want to say are two separate things!”
Really, to yell at someone who just woke up. He’s kinda an annoying person.
While standing up and stretching to shake off drowsiness, I question the loligramps.
“Nh, mm… How did I die?”
“You move quickly huh… no matter. The cause of your death was sleep apnea.”
Sleep apnea syndrome.
It’s that, where you just stop breathing in your sleep… right?
“You usually aren’t supposed to die from sleep apnea though. It just raises your risk of cerebrovascular disorders and heart diseases.”
“Hmm? That’s what I heard though. Still, your death was indirectly caused by sleep apnea. Really, the upper management does sloppy work… Anyways, you died. Got it?”
“Haa, I understand.”
I don’t know anything about the upper management, but if I died, there’s nothing that can done. I didn’t suffer, so I guess that’s good. It’s much better than dying while in pain and suffering. Instead of living a long life and dying while suffering, dying while young and quickly is much more ideal.
“Then… reincarnation? Why reincarnation? Is there a rule where if you die from sleep apnea you get reincarnated?”
“No, it is just that your soul is… how would you say… passionless.”
“Passionless… is it?”
It was as the voice said, normally I am a passionless person, a person without a scrap of motivation.
I am an existence of self-indulgence, a parasite clinging on to and surviving off of parents.
“Without a doubt I am like a speck of dust on earth, or maybe it’s better to say I’m merely extra baggage, an existence that offers no benefits for being around, like the uvula or appendix.”
“Your self-evaluation is harsh!”
“Well it’s all true. And, what is the point in reincarnating such a passionless person? Go force this on to another a person with more drive. Like a person who died screaming, ‘Noooooo, I won’t die yeeeet!’ would be better right? Then, goodnight.”
“Wait, don’t just say such an obvious answer and casually go back to sleep. Also, what is with that strangely dramatic performance!?”
The futon disappeared before my eyes. Without even leaving time to blink, it really gave off a feeling of vanishing into thin air.
… This, doesn’t seem to be a dream.
Haa. What a pain. I miss my futon.
First!
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Btw hello new guy. Welcome to the site. You’ll be seeing me occassionally.
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My, how apathetic.
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That’s all I got. Thanks for the new story. 😴
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Sounds like me without my mask on except I’m a girl
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I was thinking the same XD only going to say poor my mom and dad XD
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A sloth MC? Is the age of OP MCs over?
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Have you read The Lazy King? You can do nothing but sleep 24/7 and still be world-shatteringly OP.
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yeah, if you say this is a prequel to TLK, i’d believe you lol
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how about read sleep learning?
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The Lazy King, Lazy Dungeon Master, The Lazy Dragon. I read two other similar stories, but I can’t remember their titles.
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Not going to lie that was one of my favorite light novels that and the one about the sloth dragon.
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHH Thanks for picking this up
and also,
ALL HAIL VAMPIRE LOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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VAMPIRE GENDER BLEND LOLI BANZAI!!!
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Thank you very much
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Neat.
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I look forward to your future contributions new person :D
Thanks so much and thanks for the chapter~
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Thanks for the chapter, Kotomine-san~
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Go do your own translation already
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This looks good. 😃 I relate to the MC’s self-description very much. Hahaha.
Also, I’m happy to know that there is one more person that I can leech off from. Lol. Looking forward to your translations Kotomine-sama! 😄
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I basically am this MC so don’t expect much~
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>_> I wanna read more at the northern fort.
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Here you go:
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=ja&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fncode.syosetu.com%2Fn9981by%2F5%2F&edit-text=&act=url
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Ah, thank you very much, oh great translator-sama.
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me too
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Tis quite este’s like dunno why…
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So he gets the cheat of an ultimate futon
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Haha, “Noooooo, I won’t die Yeeeet!” great artistic performance
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yeah we dont have enough vampire lolis , need more chapters ~
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Loligramps!? I laughed hard at that one.
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Thank you for the chapter. Great work!
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Seems nice, I’d really like to read more. Thanks for the translations ^.^ !!
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I want a nap too…
Thanks so much for all your hard work! Looks interesting!
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Will the future chapter be longer? Thanks for the chapter translation.
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The chapters are all pretty short overall. I’ll try to release quickly but don’t expect much from me.
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Wait the next chapter
ALL HAIL VAMPIRE LOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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LOLI IS LOVE LOLI IS LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
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Loli + sleepy = Justice!
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Ty u made mine and all lolicon lurkers around here’s day. Since I know it a woud be unpleasant please allow me to not express the wonderful feeling im having right now. Ty so much for tling this
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Kotomine Kirei? YOROKUBE SHOUNEN!
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A Gengar passed by and used Soul Eater on him.
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The troll priest has come to make us Rejoice with vampire loli. You really are best girl, Kirei.
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Hmm, aince this is yohr proyect Koto… Should we expect this to be bi-monthly?
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It’s me. Probably gonna be really schizophrenic.
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thanks for the chapter
PLEASE MORE
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Ooh… Looks interesting.
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Here comes the new era of lazy OP MCs [ Lazy Demon King; Dragon ; Dungeon Master; Cat? and now Vampire xD]
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Thank you for this one. Looking forward to the next~
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Ohhhhhhh :D lazy ftw! ALL KOWTOW FOR THE LAZY MC’S! :D
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Just wondering, what are the actual tags and genres that are listed for the novel?
There seems to be a tag war on novelupdates with people trying to tag this yuri, love comedy, Shoujo Ai and “Silver-haired Loli” and those who are removing those tags.
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thank you for the chapter
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is this just as a teaser or are you picking this up?
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I plan to finish this series but who knows~
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Just please not begin for then disapear
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Loli and vampire? Hohohoho…..
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thank you for the chapter
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good so far lets see where it goes. Thank you for the chapter and all the hard work!
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I bet your protagonist would love being kept by Touma.
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“The Reincarnated Vampire Wants an Afternoon Nap”
Isn’t that pretty normal for a Vampire?
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I thought it was a light hearted story, but to think it would be so dramastic right off the bat.
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Ahahaa, oh dear. This Main Character.
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Looking forward to it
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Thanks for the chapter
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Check this out https://www.torn.com/1979106
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。 ∧,,∧
(´・ω・)Thank!!
[(っ⌒/⌒o Nepu!!!
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In the next chapter little girl says to mc that he should go out and kill bandids that are habiting her dungeong
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Why is the grandpa a loli wouldn’t it be shouta? Or is it grandma loli?
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Soo short chap….
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Whoa, that’s short.
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