Of course, if anybody is willing to help a retard like me with some basic Java and SQL assignments, I’ll be able to translate that much earlier.
Oh, also if for some reason you’ve been following the technology and development of the Australian NBN, that would help too.
Not going on a holiday, or anything.
Just started learning JAVA. Who knows if I can help or not.
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Post your questions? Help as help can. MySQL and JAVA ain’t that bad. C is though, and Bash is a bitch you can’t leave. PHP is a std.
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Post it! Perhaps I can help? Mebbe.
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How basic? Would knowledge of BASIC help?
My knowledge of NBN is this: https://waa.ai/kq6B.jpg
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lmaooo
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Could you show the assignments.
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Post your questions? Help as help can. MySQL and JAVA ain’t that bad. C is though, and Bash is a bitch you can’t leave. PHP is a std.
And what about the Australian NBN? I think its a great concept but they’re severely underestimating the challenge and cost of the project, imo. Most of the Australian urban population is based on the coast, but the thing is, it’s not dense. So you have a project relying on FIXED wireless hotspots and FTTP serving off a coaxial cable ( think your TV wires )…right. This is completely ignoring the infrastructure problems in the interior, cause (1) it’s a desert, (2) few people live there, and (3) Google has been experimenting with Balloon tech for distributing wireless (see http://www.google.com/loon/ ). So yeah, great concept but if they want a shot in hell of success, they probably want to do a pilot project first. How about Canberra?
PS Also found out that I don’t know how to post this crap properly. This is like my third attempt. T_T
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I am using NBN now at home (Sydney) but a lot of areas here are still not covered. I can’t see how they will be able to cover every home cost effectively like this.
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Ooh, you’re in Sydney?
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Yep.
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What SQL questions, JAVA abit rusty.
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I can .do you have email?
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Just email me. ffateh27@yahoo.com
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I’m not very well-versed in Java, but I do consider myself at least good enough to get a passing grade in SQL
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#include
int HAL = 9000;
Int Main( Dave ){
Open_Pod_Bay_Doors( HAL );
return 0;
}
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Yep, poor Dave, he had it coming.
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Some fun points on the NBN:
the reason the fibre to node is doing so badly (running late, costing more than Labor’s original plan) is because the node technology is outdated, and designed, built, and imported from America, leading to costs in shipping and defunct parts. From what I remember, the plan was based on a working model in an american city, but was never meant for such a large upscale.
Recent leaks show the company in charge of building the network has a complete plan to switch over to Labor’s (cheaper and faster) version as soon as they got back into power. On a side note, some of these leaks came from documents only the prime ministers (Abbott and Turnbull) should have had access to, meaning Abbott might be stirring things up.
Those are the recent fun bits.
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NBN has certain areas with fiber cable coverage(like sydney, where Australia is connected to the rest of the world by submarine cables!), and areas for wireless NBN, which requires a satellite dish, but one that works for phone towers. NBN’s speed was supposed to get up to 40 megabits per second, but that was the estimate a few years ago when it was just being announced on the news(I don’t watch the news anymore), and by now the political party has changed to the one who likes to increase taxes and spend less money. On wireless NBN I got about 1.6 megabytes per second(to convert to megabits multiply by 8), but that was in a rural area about 800km from Sydney. NBN was supposed to be a big thing that makes Australia’s infrastructure better and internet faster and more reliable, and now it just looks like a fragmented mess on the NBN rollout maps. Apparently it is going to be done by 2018, but I know a lot of things that are supposed to be done by a certain time, and you haven’t seen any hoverboards around, have you?
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Post your questions? Help as help can.
Australian NBN?
Severely underestimating the cost and challenge of their project cause Australia’s main population centers is on the hilly coast, and their premise is coaxial pedestals ( this TV cables ) to the neighborhoods with FTTP connecting to the home, and digging that, even with micro-trenching is … a lot of digging.
The interior of Australia is (1) a desert, (2) not a lot of people live there, (3) if the NBN tries to provide wireless via satellite, they’ll run up against Project Loon from Google.
So snap judgment on the NBN? Great concept, but underestimating the cost of their project. Also where is their funding coming from? The government? So Taxes? … Also you know if they’re getting their funding from the govt that its going to be over time and over budget.
PS If you see a post from me more than once. Sorry. Adblock is totally blocking me from posting properly.
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Sounds like my college coursework. Are you going for an MIS/BIS degree?
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Of course, so long as help != do coursework, I can help. I’ve tutored in this assuming we’re talking basic java coursework and writing of SQL statements.
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Oh, I should mention http://ss64.com/ Simple reference website; helped a lot.
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I’m aiming for a 7/10 for the Java, and a 6/10 for the SQL, so ideally I’d have somebody walk me through the creation of a program, and I’d come out of it knowing exactly what each part does, and why, and with a rudimentary program I half-built that barely (or even almost) satisfies the requirements.
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I’m so out of my depth, lol.
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And if only, lol. The thing is, I sort of want to learn, but at the same time I’m pressed by other time-consuming, dumber courses, that I haven’t mentioned in this post, so I’m hoping for someone to help me get the whole ‘design a program that does x’ out of the way, because I only began any sort of programming a few weeks ago and haven’t quite acclimated to the type of thinking that my friend claims I need yet.
That is, less the syntax and coding stuff, but more like giving examples of how you can use basic Java functions to create a program that does X.
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Send email (and copy of assignment if you have an electronic copy) to patricksj at gmail dot com. I’ll help.
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Um, Masters of Information and Communication Technology
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You also have an assignment in basic java?
Me too! And I also need help.( T^T )
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Send the question to patricksj at gmail dot com.
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I did some Java as part of my course, but I don’t remember much.
I work mostly in C# and MS SQL so I can possibly provide some assistance.
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Heya, Este. I’ll help you if I can on the SQL/database end. Not much of a developer unless you count some markup languages. I’m on vacation (guess it would be holiday for you ;) ) with the waifu so I’ll be back online Monday. That is, of course if you can hold out till then. Message me on Skype and I’ll check here and there when I have the chance.
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Wow! A working adult going on a holiday! 憧れる! I hope you have fun with her!
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Thanks! We had a blast. Back to the daily grind. Message me about your DB stuff if you still need help.
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Ooops! A bit late ahaha…!
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Lol. It’s ok. :)
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Why, I happen to be an expert in all of those fields…yeah, I lie. But I’ve learned a lot about the NBN by reading the comments on your post. ;)
So yeah, you should post your questions. Because it looks like a lot of people would have fun answering them. :D
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It’s going to be over this next month, so I’m going to try and see if I can finish them myself first.
Prospects don’t look promising though!
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Don’t let yourself get backed into a corner now…ask for help before you need it…
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which harder make “website selling product” or make “nbn australian”?
me have homework too need help too
who have much time help me too hehe i only ask i newbie at this
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yo,
I’m quite experienced in Java and SQL (helping with databases as assistent at my university). So if I can help you in anyway, I would be honoured. I don’t know what the australian nbn is though.
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There are plenty of people. Post it and repay us with chapter lol.
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Mn, I’ll be doing it over a month, so I’ll probably post stuff in stages.
If I can get you guys to help me come up with the framework, as well as help me understand the mechanics behind it, once the semester finishes, as long as I don’t have a job interview or something, I’ll translate 2 Fii chapters and 2 chapters of something else each day.
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More if the chapters are short, and makes doing more possible of course.
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Lo and behold, the power of neet and weaboo found in this section…
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I just figured out what that backwards p button does in Microsoft word. Freaked out the first time when I thought the symbols would be all over my paper
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too bad… i have bachelor degree in IT engineering but i have forgotten 97.8523% (a.k.a everything) i learned in college
now i’m just a drafter with CAD and sketchup skill, lel
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I have experience in Java, and I have experience in SQL but, ironically, I haven’t tried getting both to work together yet. Debugging is my specialty though, call on me if your code isn’t working right at all.
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Oh. That sounds like a fun but tedious job. Do you just sit at a desk and design interiors of buildings and things on CAD programs?
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Woops sorry. Wrong reply
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I’m sorry.. I cant help in any way, shape, or form, but I’ll be the leader of the cheering squad if need be? GOOD LUCK IN ALL YOUR ENDEAVER!!
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*runs for vice-captain of the cheering squad*
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I just started self-learning SQL few days ago, so I can’t help now. Sorry.
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Haha, that’s okay!
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I can probably help with Java… But I have no idea what SQL is at all.
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Sorry but I can’t code even to save my life ;o) !
At least you can put your arms up in the air to make a genkidama from the positive energy sent by your non-coding readers xoD .
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I beg the world, give me strength…!
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