this is basically my blog while onii-chans incapacitated anyway
am i even weeabooing right
i learnt how to get money more effectively
u should learn too so you can give me other peoples money instead of yours
basically four steps! like the witchchant to summon the nekooosagee!
look at this hedonistic behavior
know that this may possibly be the normal, poisonous salt
dont trust it
kk, fact time:
semichina: take peoples possessions
give people stuff before you ask!!
yeah these are the real facts
onii-chan: convince them youre an angel ♥
money doesnt always work as a motivator
*insert look of horror*
bc youll enjoy doing whatever less
and u dont appreciate money
now you know
money is important, mmkay? very very very important
courtesan: charm them with whatever you have! bribe them! extort them! blackmail them! come on im sure youve been on the internet long enough
use humanitys conforming ways to ur advantage~
huh i couldve used chrysanthemum as a thing instead of courtesan
though flowers are sad things
always give ppl chocolates or something
beyond: be like keima in the world god only knows and create situations so that they like u
make ppl unable to take something back like publically making them say something and then be like ‘lol youre such a hypocrite’
because theyll be sad about themselves
and theyll change!!
unless theyve given up
in which the only therapy is animu
i cant even go to normal school anymore without onii-chan wanting to see me in my school uniform so this is a nice change
…otherwise, dont worry about him too much, onii-chan can’t continue being in the bathroom forever.