You know, if we were to map out the world of web novel translators in chuunibyou terms, you’d sort of have the Gravity Commonwealth, the Alyschu Federation, and naturally the Wuxiaworld Empire as the really big players. They’d be the ones with heaps of treasures, and heaps of high-quality top-tier experts.
I guess beneath them, you’d have the relatively large nations with mixed-quality experts, like the RTD Confederation, and the Re:Translations Bandit-Tribe-in-the-Mountains Chiefdom.
Go even further down, and only then do you have small nations like the Kingdom of Scrya, the Kingdom of Ziru, and the Kingdom of Oniichanyamete where far from having a mixed bag of experts, they only have a single one sustaining the entire country.
Indeed… Oniichanyamete has always been supported by the illustrious but solitary and somewhat lazy Estelion.
But no more!
For today, a second, slightly crappier expert has appeared amongst our ranks! And if Chinese web novels have taught me anything, when a second expert appears in a crappy kingdom with only a single expert, he is actually the protagonist, and drags the kingdom upwards in a meteoric rise!
Let us applaud Sir Jaon for being the second expert to appear within our borders and hope for great things from him!
お兄ちゃん、やめてぇ！ 
All hail Sir Jaon!!!!!
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This is not a kingdom, it is about to become a village. :v
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on his about page, there used to be this really nice drawing of a face instead of the witch picture? like what happened to it??
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Oh, that was my placeholder image. Jaon doesn’t appreciate my art sense.
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Well, here it is for anybody who wants to use it as a profile picture:
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Ugly as hell!
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*kindergarten teacher voice*
It’s… umm… unique.
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Sorry, the artistic value of that portrait was too excessive for public display, so now that piece of art will forever rest in the vaults of our new kingdom (that old backpack in the corner of our hut).
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No kidding! (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)
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Ani-ue’s bears and grass are amazing!!!!
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Nice metaphor.
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ooh—!
-slow claps- that was an awesome speech! you had me when you started mentioning major translator sites as big players! yay empires and kingdoms!
but,ahem,where are my manners?
Welcome Sir Jaon—-! -has a big fanfare, throws confetti around, also prepares an open-top carriage for sir jaon- we must parade around the streets! oh yes! -gives ice-cream cakes- a gift!
to more novels being translated, woo—-!
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Sooo… he’s a Chinese translator…?
I’m sorry, kinda hard to understand chunni terms (；´∀｀)
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Uh… no nevermind! I found the answer myself
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So the new translator is directly calling himself a protagonist?
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Why do I get that he is a bad guy spy sent by a rival kingdom and that he is trying to destroy our beloved kingdom from the inside?
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Wait…… YOU DID ALL THIS YOURSELF BEFORE HAND?
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Yep.
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I thought everybody knew that. That’s why I always had personal life blog posts.
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I didn’t…..You did so much I thought it was a community….
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Hmm, I think my release number is pretty average though?
Look:
http://www.novelupdates.com/group/zirus-musings/
http://www.novelupdates.com/group/scrya-translations/
http://www.novelupdates.com/group/oniichanyamete/
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*SPITS OUT WATER* 383 RELEASES OVER 16 SERIES?!! HOLY F*CKING SHIT!
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What do we say at the times like this?
Right, as expected of Estelle-s
ama!
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Somehow I always read his name as “Estelion Sheepy sheep blah blah blah Fluffy Fluff the 35th” which in my mind is automatically “Sheep the 35th”
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I suddenly realised I mistyped “Estelion”, now I’m suffering trying to figure out whether “Estelle” is some character’s name or I was just sleepy. See, that’s the divine punishment you get for disrespective attitude, so you’d better learn the proper name and delete your comment until His Majesty noticed.
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Nah, he might like it……or won’t
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Ooh! Found some great nation names to use in a game.
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LOL?
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I am making a game using RPG Maker and over half the nations in it are still unnamed.
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RTD confederation has been undergoing some reconstruction in their capital, a few mishaps with land stability, but things are looking up.
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so, basically, sir Jaon is a Yuusha, and yamete-kun is the summoner. and here come the question. is it by a truck or got stabbed in alley way? becareful, sir Jaon! usually, when you got summoned and forced to work by a shady person with authority, you’ll be forced to work to the dead like a slave… hopefully you won’t ended up just like that shield dude and got abused everyday… lol…
oh, and welcome to the comunity, um, i mean, country. will wait for all the fluffy stuff that you will provide in the future…
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Please send help. Estelion has discovered the forbidden summoning technique and is now building an army of mind controlled summoned people to take over the world.
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Welcome, it’s always nice to see new translators ;o)
Hope you will survive and thrive against the bane of the translationdom : The nefarious firsters (especially the loathful timid ones)…
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Welcome Jaon!
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i hope to see more chapters
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Wait…doesn’t this make us the peasants?
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Naturally…?
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M’lord
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God bless sir Jeon..!!!
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I didn’t know this was a kingdom. XD But welcome new person I can attach -sama to! Sir Jaon-sama!
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So in this metaphor would NanoDesu be the mysterious metropolis in the Feywild that’s not really connected to the “real world” (since the novels they translate are mostly not web novels)?
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BakaTsuki and NanoDesu exist on a different world in the same multiverse.
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:o So when I clicked the link here from BakaTsuki the first time, that was a reality transfer?
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LoL, I mostly only followed those ‘small kingdoms’. Heck, this is the first time I’ve heard of gravity tales and wuxia world.
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at first i only know japtem and royalroad :p
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I only know of Wuxia World from Moonbunny Cafe, and Moonbunny Cafe from here. Gravity Tales is new to me, so I’ll have to check it out carefully at leisure. ~.^
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Welcome sir, we await the revolution with bated breath.
For the Republic!
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I wonder if I should become Rasputin…
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lol
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