Chapter 9 – They Came Back
『Is this really… the dungeon from that time?』
『There shouldn’t be any mistaking the location, but…』
『I’d heard the rumours, but it really is shocking, huh?』
『It really was a dangerous place, ey?』
Through the Intelligence Perusal screen, I saw the party of four sidestepping the touters with noncommittal replies, before looking up at the temple.
An ikemen swordsman with short blonde hair, a bishoujo nun, a voluptuous mage oneesan, and a swordsman with a good body.
Indeed. The slab thieves came back.
…Sorry, I meant, the Hero Party.
*imouto*
Back when I was still a human, they invaded the dungeon, and reaching as far as the No Life King’s boss room, they challenge… nobody, because they turned tail and went home; the muscle-brained Hero Party. Even though I had wondered when they would come challenge the place again, in the end they went off somewhere, but it seems that right now they were planning on tackling the dungeon a second time.
“These guys are your representatives?”
“Yes. Aside from the relevation to all of the Human Race, I also gave them a mission through the Sacred Sword.”
I asked Light God Sophia who was sitting next to me and looking at the screen as well, and she replied with a smile. I could see how much she trusted them through her expression. Certainly, they are the most talented amongst the people she has to move. I don’t know if he’s the only hero, or if there are more of them, but I don’t think there’s any doubt that they’re the pinnacle of the Human Race.
Considering that all the other challengers have collapsed before the 10th floor, I can agree that there isn’t much point if the challengers aren’t at least their level of strength.
But having said that, as somebody who knows how the last time went down, I just can’t understand how she can be so confident in them.
“They didn’t come even though all sorts of crazy stuff happened, so I thought they went on a journey somewhere, but?”
“Yes, they entered the Demon Territory and made it close to the Demon King Castle.”
“Yeah, basically to the front door after all, yanno?”
Even though they were about to challenge the last boss, you called them back here? How ruthless.
As somebody who became a hero through the “Sacred Goddess-sama’s” divine protection, he probably couldn’t refuse a direct request from her.
『But still, to think that you got a direct request from Sacred Goddess-sama, ey?』
『Yeah, she told me that this was even higher priority than then Demon King Subjugation, so it’s probably pretty important.』
『More important than the Demon King Subjugation… it’s pretty hard to even imagine, huh?』
『It was Sacred Goddess-sama’s esteemed words, so I think it must be a deep and thoughtful plan that we can’t even imagine.』
It’s true that it’s important, but somehow I’m really starting to sympathise for these guys.
Name: Arc
Race: Human Race
Sex: Male
Age: 26
Job: Swordsman
Level: 41
Title: Hero of the Holy Sword
Name: Zio
Race: Human Race
Sex: Male
Age: 28
Job: Swordsman
Level: 35
Title: None
Name: Frey
Race: Human Race
Sex: Female
Age: 24
Job: Mage
Level: 35
Title: None
Name: Widdi
Race: Human Race
Sex: Female
Age: 20
Job: Cleric
Level: 34
Title: None
I decided to try having a look at their statuses. As you’d expect, I don’t remember the details from last time, but I do recall that Arc’s level was in the 30s, so there’s no doubt that they’ve levelled up.
That was just how many fierce battles they had overcome to reach the Demon King, and just as they were about to challenge him… they were called back. When I imagined their hardships, it felt like tears were going to fall.
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The Hero Party didn’t overlook last time’s failure, and came completely prepared for camping, smoothly advancing as far as the 10th floor. But they’ve already reached the 10th floor once before, so this much was within my expectations. The issue is what happens from now on.
Will they finally overcome the puzzle that defeated them last time? Holding my breath in anticipation, I watched them reach the pedestal.
“What is that pedestal?”
“It’s a puzzle used to open the path to the 10th floor boss room, and unless you collect the stone slabs and put them in, the door won’t open.”
“Ahh, I see…”
When I answered Light God Sophia’s question, Leonora who was sitting beside me, face-palmed. Speaking of which, she spent a whole hour on this too, huh.
Incidentally, Dark God Anbaal wasn’t here today.
『…? Hasn’t the inscription changed from last time?』
『You’re right, Frey. Although the latter half is the same as previously, the first half has changed, hasn’t it.』
『Yeah but more important than that is how we’re gunna get it open, right? How’s the Holy Sword, Arc?』
『Give me a moment… I see. Apparently we just need to collect the stone slabs hidden on this floor and fit them in.』
!?
Hearing the unexpected conversation from beyond the screen, I let out a gasp, and turned towards Light God Sophia. And when I did, she averted her eyes. From what I saw, I immediately understood.
…This woman leaked the information she heard from me through her revelation.
“You cheater.”
“I am hurt. Giving advice through revelations was never forbidden.”
Certainly, it is within the rules. Using 『Authorities』 is forbidden, but we never forbade the use of relevations. But that doesn’t change the fact that it was unfair.
But still, this might be bad. I underestimated them because I thought that these muscleheads wouldn’t make it past the mid-floor puzzles, but if Light God Sophia supports them then it’s a different story.
With an Administrator’s Intelligence Perusal, they can look at all the information in the world, so with her help, the Hero Party will break through the puzzles in an instant.
Wait, hang on?
Then why did she go out of her way to ask me? If she knew how to solve the puzzle, then she wouldn’t have asked a question like that. In other words, even if she could see the puzzle itself, she didn’t know how to solve it.
In that case, as long as I don’t tell her the solution, the usefulness of her advice will become limited too.
“I’m not giving you any more hints.”
“That is a shame.”
Light God Sophia replied with an expression that didn’t seem to think it was that much of a shame at all. But well, she probably wasn’t so optimistic to think that my tongue would slip over and over after all, so I guess she was just trying to make a gain at the beginning.
It’s also a fact that even without clear answers, just having a third party’s advice should lower the puzzles’ difficult a lot.
I had thought that the middle layer’s puzzle floors would hold out for a year, but now the lower floors might have their turn too.
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After an hour of touring the 10th floor to collect the slabs, the Hero Party returned to the pedestal. The four members had a slab each, and were lined up in front of the pedestal.
Mn? Four slabs?
Why are there four? I should have only placed three of them.
Ah-, could it be that they continued to take care of that one slab that they ran away with last time? I’ve already changed the marks and replaced the slabs as well, so the slab from last time isn’t any use through.
『Now then, shall we put the slabs in already?』
『Yeah, in these three holes… Huh?』
『We have four slabs, but… Where does everyone else think the last one should be placed?』
『There doesn’t seem to be any other place to put it, huh.』
Apparently the Hero Party also noticed the odd number of slabs, because just as they were about to put the slabs into the pedestal, they began looking for another place to put a slab in instead.
Of course, there isn’t any such place.
Seeing them search every corner of the pedestal without finding anything, and even beginning to search the inside of the room made me want to hold my head. And then, as though it were natural, Arc began to hold the pommel of the sword to his forehead. Probably looking for Sacred Goddess Sophia’s advice.
Looking at this, once they go to the middle floors, won’t she be stuck guiding them the entire time? It feels like I can see a large sweat drop forming at the back of her head.
“Sophia, tell them to exclude the slab from last time.”
“Anri!?”
“…Are you fine with that?”
Hearing my suggestion, both Leonora and Light God Sophia raised voices of surprised. It’s true that I was taking back what I just said, but they were just so slow that I couldn’t bear to watch any longer. And what’s more, the fact that another slab was mixed in was unexpected, so there wasn’t any hint either, which is why I think just this much follow-up is fine.
Also, it isn’t as though I don’t gain anything from having them advance forward. Seeing whether or not they’ll be able to defeat the 10th floor boss should serve as a reference for how our match will go from now on. Or rather, I really don’t want to let them get away a second time.
It definitely wasn’t because I felt sorry for her when I saw her flustered at how to answer.
“Understood. Then I shall take you up on your words, Anri.”
After Light God Sophia advised Arc through a revelation, he explained the situation to his companions before throwing away last time’s slab and placing the remaining three into the pedestal.
Hey-, just because you don’t need it now, doesn’t mean you should just throw it away there. Won’t that just confuse other people?
The Hero Party unknowingly left a confusing gift for the future latecomers, before stepping through the newly opened doors to the throne room. I’d better take that slab back later, or else…
thanks for the chapter
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damn your on a roll today :O
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thanks for the multiple chapters today
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Too much Anri-sama greatness! Please stop! I can’t take anymore of her magnificence in a single day!
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[System Announcement]: Fir*cough* i mean Scrya has lost 1 level due to shock
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Get back to work pls….
Guhaha the hero is cheating indirectly… hope he will suffer the trap if he can kill the boss
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the hero(lol) are still here only for the laughs huh
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T-T-T-TRIPLE RELEASE!
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tyvm for the multiple chapters ^^
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Thanks for the chap!
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Thanks for the Triple Release
Arg really wants to know whats going to happen now
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triple? i only see 2 on my rss feed?
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nvm im a idiot
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Thanks for the chap.
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Thanks a lot!
Woah,you’re on a roll—-!
-bangs fist on table laughing-‘slab thieves’ she called them! Oh my—! Lol, that they used the slab from last time though! -shakes head-
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Thanks 4 the chapter!
Muscle brain Hero for a muscle brain Goddess.
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Banzia
that too much
TRIPLE RELEASE!
this need triple Thanks
so (Thanks for the release)^3
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three chapters of Anri’s awesomeness in a single day!!!
THREE!!! it’s THREEEEEE!!!!!
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lol the three thing reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYk4M48-J50
Warning: pretty suggestive XD start at 2:24 for the funny english part with the three thing
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all praise god the almighty Esteemed 5th Holy Sheeprabbit, Estelion Sharlulu Asheel Vinchance Celenalia di ef Falufiluu’Luufilaafee (The 35th), “cough” i mean Anri…
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Thank you for the chapter. Good work! You’ll never win this way Anri-sama.
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Sometimes, you just have to take pity on idiots.
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I’m beginning to question how the hero party even functions now without Sophia’s guidance. Thanks for the chapter
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I don’t expect that there were many puzzles on the way to the Demon King Castle, hahaha.
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I foresee a few changes to the security arrangements in the Demon world after Lenonora gets home.
And I also foresee a few hundred lost self-proclaimed human heroes wandering around in mazes in demon territory in the future. lol. Couldn’t happen to nicer people.
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Haha, awesome idea. As long as they switch up their puzzles periodically, it could keep them safe for quite a few generations of appointed heroes.
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How does this world function if they dont have simple problem solving skills. EVEN THE GODDESS OF HUMANITY IS A MUSCLE HEAD
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you for the triple release!
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Extra slab as a red herring ? That actually good way to increase difficulty with simple way
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I would tell them too if I could get my face palmed hand out of my face long enough….
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Return the slab.
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or suffer Anri-sama’s curse…
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Stupid dog! You make me look bad! Bugabugabuga!
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Yes, I knew someone was thinking the same thing lmfao!
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I didn’ t think that the hero party(lol) could pass the assasins though.
Maybe they’re better than expected?
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Oh evil god, they’re so screwed. And the goddess is even more screwed, I feel like she will start to lose faith points from now on e.e
Thanks for the chapter!
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Ahahahaha Hero lol.
Watching them is just simply painful for Anri.
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They were still carrying the slab from last time?? Even though it was quite heavy?? All the way to the demon territory and back again??
………
I question the sanity of Hero Party’s members.
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It’s obvious that if you’re a Hero, you carry every single item including weak heal potions you’ll never use and random loot dropped by monsters! Selling the random loot would take too much time. The Goddess Sophia won’t wait forever you know. (And I figure that the “item box” given to the Hero class is probably big enough for it.)
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Thanks for the chapter!
Muscleheads who follow the muscle-headed goddess!
Hah… it’s no good.
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Thank you so much!
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and there is the ultra harassment waiting for musclehead god and hero team
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Thank you for calling Light Godess support the
Is is Sophie speaking how can I help you?
A dungeon puzzle? Have you tried rebooting?
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Edits/suggestions:
“It’s also a fact that even without clear answers, just having a third party’s advice should lower the puzzles’ difficult a lot.” “difficult” should be “difficulty” here.
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Totally called it that Sophia gave away the puzzle. But I could never have predicted that she’d actually need it explained herself.
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Thank you
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Thank for the update
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“I won’t give you any more hints!”
Immediately:
“So here’s what you do…”
XD XD XD
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Lol those pitiable slab thieves have a bad affinity with boss rooms XD
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Yeah, they’re real muscleheads, it’s like a kid trying to solve a polygon puzzle, trying to put the triangle in the square spot or something… really..
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NGL this hero makes Kouki look smart, which is no mean feat…
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